2008-07-22, 20:29
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 24
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And the porn thing... too funny. Mine's easier because I have a laptop. XD
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2008-07-23, 14:50
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
Age: 23
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Just a joke.
------------------------------ Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside. The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too. Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat." The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....." |
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2008-07-24, 09:29
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: England
Age: 23
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Just another joke.
------------------------------------------ A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" |
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2008-07-24, 09:52
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Toronto
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They don't seem to work for me.. Meh.. Joke: A plane crashed on a stranded island, inhabited by Native Indians. There were three survivors from the crash: a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist. The Indians captured the survivors and decided to torture them through Unga Bunga, which is massive violent rape. But they give the survivors a choice. They can take the Unga Bunga, or Death. So the Rabbi goes first. He says, "Well, I'm a Rabbi. A profound teacher, I have my people in the Synagogues who will await my return. I will take the Unga Bunga." So the Indians, hundreds of them, mass rape him on the spot. The next is the Priest. He says, "I have my Parish which I need to take care of, in order to continually do God's work. I will take the Unga Bunga." The Priest gets raped on the spot also, by hundreds of men. The Buddhist is last. He says, "I'm a Buddhist. I am an Enlightened man, not fearful of Death. I will take Death." So the Indian leader immediately shouts - "Death! By Unga Bunga."
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