2008-08-15, 04:30 | Link #525 |
Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Orihime: "Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I tear off your limbs, rip open your chest and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you ask for mercy, chewing through your eyes and spreading your brains on the ground like butter!"
Rukia: Ichigo why did someone ask me why did the chicken cross the road? Ichigo explains 'why did the chicken cross the road jokes' - Some time later - Rukia: Why did the baby cross the road? Ichigo: Why? Rukia: Because it was stapled to the chicken. Ichigo:
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2008-08-15, 20:18 | Link #526 |
kanpai!
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Ulquiorra: So, Kurosaki Ichigo, what makes you think you represent a threat to me?
What makes you believe you can even slightly harm me this time? Ichigo: eto... I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to! *grizzling like a child* Ulqiorra: *speechless*
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2008-08-17, 05:33 | Link #529 |
Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Ichigo: Mr. Ishida would mind telling the court in your own words what happened on October, the sixth.
Ishida: [Starts crying] I did it! I did it Ichigo! I'm sorry man. I did it - it was an accident! I didn't mean it. I... dropped the screw... in the tuna! I dropped the screw in the tuna! It was me. Oh the humanity. I dropped the screw in the tuna! I didn't mean it, please don't take me to jail. I dropped the screw in the tuna! We're still boys right? We're still boys right? I love you man. I dropped the screw in the tuna!
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2008-08-17, 05:57 | Link #530 |
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
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Imagine an alternative dialogue exchange between Ichigo and Byakuya in episode 58, in a more adult tone...
Ichigo: I'll show you my bankai if you show me yours Byakuya: *Shows bankai* Ichigo: Now I get to show you my bankai! *Shows bankai* Byakuya: *Looks bewildered* It's so small! With a bankai like that, you're not even sponge-worthy.
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2008-08-19, 13:21 | Link #533 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Kneeling in front of my ICHIGO SHRINE.
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Aizen:"Once you are trapped in Kyouka Sougetsu's "Complete Hypnosis". There is no escape!
Wooh hoo! Woo hoo! I will be the will be standing in the heavens,because I am... *Exaggerated Pose" I am... the only one who is stylish enough to do it. Black and White never looks better *Gyrating cheeks* Ichigo-kun you should forget Rukia-chan....You can even sit on my throne. *Wink Wink" Ichigo: F-ck that! That IS NOT in my Contract! I am soooooo outta here... Last edited by BleachOD; 2008-08-19 at 13:40. Reason: woah...I was in rush. |
2008-08-23, 03:58 | Link #535 |
Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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How Tousen Went Blind
Gin: Dude you've got to try this. This is some serious s***. Tousen: Ooooh... wait! What happened to my eyesight!? I can't see! Aizen: Now remember kids, stay in school and stay off drugs.
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2008-09-07, 01:47 | Link #536 | |
Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Tejas!!! AKA, Texas (obviously...durrr)
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Quote:
Kisuke Urahara: Im...too sexy for my hat... lolzorz |
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2008-09-11, 06:14 | Link #539 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Hitsugaya: Gin! It's you!
Gin: Hey, Toushi-chan, how is Momo-chan lately? Still alive? Aizen: Oh? I didn't know you were familiar with my little Momo? Gin: Heh, we had a little run in... Hitsugaya: *grinding teeth* You bas... *interupted* Aizen: Ah, good ol' submissive little Momo... she was a beast in the sack you know Gin: *big smile* Hitsugaya: *grinding teeth* Uhnnnn! Temera! I'll... *interupted* Aizen: Btw Gin, didn't you have something going on with Matsumoto-san? Gin: Yeah, I showed her my shinsou a few times... *big smile* Aizen: Oh? Hitsugaya: RANGIKU AND MOMO ARE MY FRIEEEENDS! Aizen & Gin: All your bitch are belong to us! |
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