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Old 2008-11-28, 02:19   Link #3201
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Its a flash game, but I hadnt have a good laugh since like, i duno XD

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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Old 2008-11-28, 05:18   Link #3202
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A world championship in a fight without rules. One American and one Russian fighter make it to the finals. Before the match the Russian coach warns his fighter. "When fighting the American be very careful, that guy has one special move and he has used it to cripple many opponents."
So, the fighters take their places and the final match begins. The American rushes in and catches the Russian in his special move. The coach. admitting the defeat leaves the hall and heads to the locker room. There he grieves, drinks, cries, drinks some more and finally gathers his courage to return to the ring and pick up whatever remains of his fighter.
He enters the hall and stops in surprise. The American is lying on the ground unconscious, the Russian stands in the ring, with dozens of medals on his neck, the Russian anthem is playing, everybody cheers, the journalists are taking pictures in short, everyone is celebrating.
Dumbfounded, the coach makes his way trough the crowd to his fighter and asks how did he managed to win.
"Well, the match began and he grabbed me, my arms went to the right, my legs to the left and my head went god knows where. Suddenly I saw a pair of balls hanging in front of my face. I decided to bite the bastard in his balls, at least do some damage." The fighter replies.
"And then what?" The coach urges.
"Then ... coach, you have no idea what a man is capable of when he bites his own balls."
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Old 2008-11-28, 07:01   Link #3203
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Drear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
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Your $on $ammy

His parents wrote back:
Dear Sammy:
NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw. Love, Mom and Dad

Oh my god , hhhhhh , so funny
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Old 2008-11-28, 11:26   Link #3204
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Its a flash game, but I hadnt have a good laugh since like, i duno XD

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
I reached 1,40 m
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Old 2008-11-28, 11:39   Link #3205
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A world championship in a fight without rules. One American and one Russian fighter make it to the finals. Before the match the Russian coach warns his fighter. "When fighting the American be very careful, that guy has one special move and he has used it to cripple many opponents."
So, the fighters take their places and the final match begins. The American rushes in and catches the Russian in his special move. The coach. admitting the defeat leaves the hall and heads to the locker room. There he grieves, drinks, cries, drinks some more and finally gathers his courage to return to the ring and pick up whatever remains of his fighter.
He enters the hall and stops in surprise. The American is lying on the ground unconscious, the Russian stands in the ring, with dozens of medals on his neck, the Russian anthem is playing, everybody cheers, the journalists are taking pictures in short, everyone is celebrating.
Dumbfounded, the coach makes his way trough the crowd to his fighter and asks how did he managed to win.
"Well, the match began and he grabbed me, my arms went to the right, my legs to the left and my head went god knows where. Suddenly I saw a pair of balls hanging in front of my face. I decided to bite the bastard in his balls, at least do some damage." The fighter replies.
"And then what?" The coach urges.
"Then ... coach, you have no idea what a man is capable of when he bites his own balls."
If only Mike Tyson do this,maybe he got more title than he has now.
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Old 2008-11-28, 11:41   Link #3206
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Its a flash game, but I hadnt have a good laugh since like, i duno XD

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
Well, guess what? Unbelievably, I got to 51.5m

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Old 2008-11-28, 12:03   Link #3207
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If only Mike Tyson do this,maybe he got more title than he has now.
Only if they make leagues for eunuchs, considering how he bites.
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Old 2008-11-28, 12:18   Link #3208
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Only if they make leagues for eunuchs, considering how he bites.
Hey,Mike "Bite This" Tyson sure make boxing alive that year,now his more famous than he was a boxing champs.
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Old 2008-11-28, 12:52   Link #3209
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For all you Gundam AND Haruhi fans:

I give you "Armored Kyon!!"

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Old 2008-11-28, 13:22   Link #3210
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Well, guess what? Unbelievably, I got to 51.5m

Wow, you are really good at that.
I made it to 9.8 m and thought it's good already. I knows it's possible to make that guy run like normal, but probably require lots of calculate and practice (so i gave up ^^)
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Old 2008-11-28, 13:58   Link #3211
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For all you Gundam AND Haruhi fans:

I give you "Armored Kyon!!"

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I don't know what is the funnier; Kyon ot Itsuki's face
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Old 2008-11-28, 14:08   Link #3212
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For all you Gundam AND Haruhi fans:

I give you "Armored Kyon!!"

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The "shield maiden" got to be FUNNY factor to me.
I can only imagine what will happen if she got hit first.
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Old 2008-11-29, 03:00   Link #3213
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Old 2008-11-29, 08:08   Link #3214
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Those guys are torture with those cats,someone quick call WWF.
My cat can do better than though.
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Old 2008-11-29, 08:15   Link #3215
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Funny , I was thinking about all those cat's hair than could remain on the computers at the end.
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Old 2008-11-29, 14:50   Link #3216
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Funny , I was thinking about all those cat's hair than could remain on the computers at the end.
youre not alone on that
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Old 2008-11-30, 13:57   Link #3217
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On the third row, fourth cat. I think it's the cutest.
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Old 2008-11-30, 15:24   Link #3218
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Funny , I was thinking about all those cat's hair than could remain on the computers at the end.
That's what I was thinking too, lol. The hair is gonna mess up all the electronics in there....
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Old 2008-11-30, 16:43   Link #3219
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On the third row, fourth cat. I think it's the cutest.
I think they're all cute!
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Old 2008-11-30, 21:51   Link #3220
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The cats all look so adorable.
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