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Old 2009-02-27, 01:23   Link #3661
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Old 2009-02-27, 18:02   Link #3662
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Old 2009-02-27, 21:08   Link #3663
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Old 2009-02-27, 23:44   Link #3664
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As funny as this was, I just realized that I'm hopelessly outnumbered by my cats.
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Old 2009-02-28, 00:28   Link #3665
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Old 2009-02-28, 00:47   Link #3666
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Old 2009-02-28, 10:56   Link #3667
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As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
ImPeachmint
Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie!
Cookie D'oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts
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Old 2009-02-28, 13:48   Link #3668
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Old 2009-02-28, 16:34   Link #3669
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okay... you've inspired me, i couldn't resist posting this xD
(and there's more from the 'simon's cat' series from the user themself)

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Old 2009-02-28, 22:28   Link #3670
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Dunno if it's right to be posted here or at the general anime discussion section. Picked this up at Japanator while browsing. It maybe a least two years old but it's probably the most stoned anime dubbing I ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcINhIjAxUA
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Old 2009-02-28, 22:56   Link #3671
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Dunno if it's right to be posted here or at the general anime discussion section. Picked this up at Japanator while browsing. It maybe a least two years old but it's probably the most stoned anime dubbing I ever heard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcINhIjAxUA
Oh man that just made me so proud of my nationality...
I first though that was a joke...
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Old 2009-02-28, 23:18   Link #3672
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Oh man that just made me so proud of my nationality...
I first though that was a joke...
In my life I thought I have heard it all... until now. Then when I pushed play on the video clip, half a cup of coffee I was drinking went out of my nose. After sneezing, I muttered, "Jesus, this one went beyond weird!"

By the way, it turned out that a defunct Agapio "Racing Team" was responsible for that bonged-out Takeru.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/wheany/agapio/english.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agapio_Racing_Team
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Old 2009-02-28, 23:46   Link #3673
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Lol! This is why I like dogs more xD . Now I'm a little scared of cats now D:
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Old 2009-03-02, 10:34   Link #3674
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight,' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches!'
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Old 2009-03-02, 10:48   Link #3675
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight,' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the bitches!'
LOL I remember the late Jeanne Calment, then the oldest woman in the world and who had outlived the guy who wanted to buy her house.
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Old 2009-03-02, 20:37   Link #3676
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"Hey! I'm just a dinosaur!"
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Old 2009-03-03, 00:28   Link #3677
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In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?'
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says .
"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember
about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
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Old 2009-03-03, 05:48   Link #3678
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Old 2009-03-03, 06:16   Link #3679
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As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
ImPeachmint
Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie!
Cookie D'oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts
Hahaha, brilliant. I think my favorite is one of three: "The Housing Crunch", "Cluster Fudge", or "Nougular Proliferation".
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Old 2009-03-03, 20:03   Link #3680
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It had to be done...
Internet meme's usually get some kinda tune+vid made, lol



I apologise for any kawaii overload to your brains
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