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Old 2009-03-06, 23:20   Link #3721
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That guy sure look like a girl in that costume. Prettier than most i would say.
Like "she's" straight out of Yubisaki Milk Tea.

Took me time to analyze the clip, and because of the video quality it's really hard to discern whether the maid in question is a he or she. So I now feel it's been staged for lulz.

Furthermore, there are some real voice-altering software out there that could change female voices into male voices, and I'm pretty sure somewhere in the running "screencap" such a program could be running in minimized mode.
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Old 2009-03-07, 01:05   Link #3722
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Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10. "Sup?"
9. "I see Madonna's still a slut"
8. "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"
7. "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"
6. "I just changed my Facebook status update to 'The 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"
5. "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"
4. "OK, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"
3. "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"
2. "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"
1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
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Old 2009-03-07, 08:21   Link #3723
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I dont know if its old....

The vs between reality and videogames:

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Hoo boy Video Games rule!
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Old 2009-03-07, 08:24   Link #3724
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Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

10. "Sup?"
9. "I see Madonna's still a slut"
8. "Who's that handsome sumbitch on the five?"
7. "Is that free Grand Slam deal still going on at Denny's?"
6. "I just changed my Facebook status update to 'The 'ol rail splitter is chillaxing'"
5. "How do I get on 'Dancing with the Stars'?"
4. "OK, Obama, you're from Illinois, too. We get it!"
3. "Hey Phelps, don't Bogart the weed!"
2. "What's the deal with Joaquin Phoenix?"
1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
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I got everything except the last...
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1. "A Broadway play? Uhhh, no thanks . . . I'm good"
Specifically the bold bit.
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Old 2009-03-08, 01:13   Link #3725
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It's a verbal tic sort of.

Now for a massive ROFLbump to this thread:

Story of A Nun Grading Papers -----
Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE PURPORTEDLY WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3 LOT'S WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7 MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
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Old 2009-03-08, 09:45   Link #3726
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I got everything except the last...

Specifically the bold bit.
It is a sexual joke. Think of what can be broad, and how can it be played. Abbie probably thought that way and refused it in a polite manner.
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Old 2009-03-08, 12:08   Link #3727
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hL9lGZcmr4
It's awesome, especially the FF Victory music.
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Old 2009-03-08, 12:25   Link #3728
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It is a sexual joke. Think of what can be broad, and how can it be played. Abbie probably thought that way and refused it in a polite manner.
Strange I thought it was more about what happened at the Ford theater.
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Old 2009-03-08, 14:54   Link #3729
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Old 2009-03-08, 17:34   Link #3730
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Wow!

Now I can understand this: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090216
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Old 2009-03-08, 18:03   Link #3731
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Shamwow - It'll get you saw wow all the freaking time


its the Scout
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Old 2009-03-08, 18:08   Link #3732
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Shamwow - It'll get you saw wow all the freaking time

The slop chop is the greatest commercial ever made:


The sparkles make my day lol.
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Old 2009-03-08, 22:08   Link #3733
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Hahaha ^^ now that is a laugh there.
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Old 2009-03-08, 23:39   Link #3734
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A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy ..Ivy.':
'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course . I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'
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Old 2009-03-09, 07:09   Link #3735
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I went on another Raving Rabbid spree on youtube to get my fix of 'daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah' and came across this video edit and thought the mix pure genius xD
Bonus for ya if you're a Death Note fan, or rather 'Maximum the Hormone' fan.
It fits the rabbits so well xD



And this one, they kinda molest this french guy working on the production of Rayman 4 xD
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Old 2009-03-09, 09:36   Link #3736
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A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Ivy ..Ivy.':
'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course . I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'


You have the best jokes so far.
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Old 2009-03-09, 19:25   Link #3737
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http://pogpog.com/v/smart-crow/

Not all that funny but.
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Old 2009-03-09, 21:22   Link #3738
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Strange I thought it was more about what happened at the Ford theater.
Same here.
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Old 2009-03-09, 22:45   Link #3739
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Old stuff .. Warning !
1) Huge file (1+Mb)
2) bad language.



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Old 2009-03-09, 22:54   Link #3740
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