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Old 2009-03-24, 16:36   Link #3821
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Old 2009-03-25, 19:24   Link #3822
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These are madness!

No... These. Are. SPARTA! (sad old pun, I know. But I had to do it!)
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Old 2009-03-25, 22:37   Link #3823
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Old 2009-03-25, 23:57   Link #3824
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Two priests were going on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said, 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
Yes, Father?
“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied, 'Father, it's me............ Sister Kathleen!'
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Old 2009-03-26, 05:29   Link #3825
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Old 2009-03-26, 06:39   Link #3826
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Old 2009-03-26, 08:51   Link #3827
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Old 2009-03-26, 10:50   Link #3828
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A good laugh every single day at some point and at something is always fun
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Old 2009-03-26, 21:53   Link #3829
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

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Old 2009-03-27, 01:03   Link #3830
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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.'
Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.
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Old 2009-03-27, 01:56   Link #3831
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
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Old 2009-03-27, 07:12   Link #3832
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I absolutely loveeee escimo's. It builds the tension and then deflates it with laughter.
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Old 2009-03-27, 07:46   Link #3833
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

Hahahahahahahahaha! Maybe an asshole will buy the house, then things will get crazy.
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:08   Link #3834
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

Hey, Im living right to his house!
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:18   Link #3835
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So you were the one who egged his house, shaved his cat, burned his furniture, and sold his unborn child on eBay. Shame on you. ]<
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:31   Link #3836
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
Lol!!! That is just too funny!!!
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:33   Link #3837
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
Hows does.... disabled porn even work? O.o

erm.... on second thought... don't answer that.
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Old 2009-03-27, 17:10   Link #3838
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I was reading the RRS site when I came across this post. It's absolutely hilarious.

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Old 2009-03-27, 22:06   Link #3839
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Hows does.... disabled porn even work? O.o

erm.... on second thought... don't answer that.
The disabled porn probably meant that the porn is done by disabled people, or it is SM.

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I was reading the RRS site when I came across this post. It's absolutely hilarious.

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Old 2009-03-27, 23:04   Link #3840
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The story of creation with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.
Alternate Title: The battle between Good and Evil, with an unhealthy serving of deep-fried potatoes.

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In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. And Earth was without form and void. And God made a circular light in the heavens which he called the Sun. And God saw that the light was good. The devil made the smaller light rectangular in shape called the TV. The devil saw that the light was bad. And God made springs which came out of the ground. Oozing fountains of pure, fresh water. The devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that the fizzy drinks were bad. And God said, let the Earth bring forth vegetables, and the herb of the field that the children may grow up healthy. And it was so.

The devil said, “let there be deep fried potatoes”. And God said, "Let the waters bring forth 10000 varieties of fish that they may provide sustenance for the children". And the devil arranged that the fish may be smothered in batter, fried deep and served with deep fried potatoes.

And God created the cattle and chicken of the field and said, “BEHOLD, I have given you every living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.“ And the devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers and suggesteth that it be always served with deep fried potatoes.

And on the seventh day, God rested and asked that his children rest too, and use the day to comtemplate the wonders of the creation.

And the devil created the all-day brunch, cartoon TV channels, and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities that the minds of the children be filled with rubbish and their bodies filled with yet more deep fried potatoes. And God said to the boy, “Take the girl and go forth and multiply, and of your seed I shall create a great nation, as numberless as the stars of the heavens.

And the devil invented the computer and recruited 10,000 demons and zombies to fill with online battles and too recruited many females to take images of top heavy women. And the boy parted with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.

And God pointed out to the girl that he had made her many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.

And the devil invented the Nintendo DS Lite so that the boy will be able to take his computer games with him whereever he goes.

Now the serpent was more subtle that any of the animals that God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy, The tree in the middle of the garden the Lord hath told you not to touch. But I say unto you, if you eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be opened and you shall be as gods.

And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him: No thanks, we liketh not fruit, But hast thou any deep fried potato?

And here concludes how the devil lost the war and endeth today’s scripture reading, Amen.
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