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Old 2009-03-28, 00:13   Link #3841
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Funny thing Cub-Sama, I didn't laufgt at any of your , do I have a problem ?
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Old 2009-03-28, 00:19   Link #3842
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Always use protection

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Old 2009-03-28, 09:05   Link #3843
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No matter how many times I see these.. it still amde me laugh

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Old 2009-03-28, 13:45   Link #3844
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Always use protection
So the 2nd male comes in and starts with the other guy. Unexpected and funny!
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Old 2009-03-28, 14:18   Link #3845
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Old 2009-03-29, 00:08   Link #3846
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A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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Old 2009-03-29, 01:31   Link #3847
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^Ehh... most of those are pretty "meh" (and some don't even make sense). If you're going to be sacrilegious it should at least be funny.
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Old 2009-03-29, 01:40   Link #3848
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Old 2009-03-29, 04:14   Link #3849
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Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
That was bloody damn hilarious. You made my day.

Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities.

It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
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Old 2009-03-29, 05:43   Link #3850
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Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities.

It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
lol. It was hardly complex. And let's look up "extremities" before we use it in a sentence next time, 'kay? No need to admonish me. It's way past my bed time so sorry if I'm being a b*tch. (the irony is I'm posting anyways)
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Old 2009-03-29, 14:29   Link #3851
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I laughed so much i almost choked
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Old 2009-03-29, 14:59   Link #3852
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That was great! Is it from a webcomic?
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Old 2009-03-30, 01:01   Link #3853
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Originally Posted by Demongod86 View Post
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
I enjoyed it
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Old 2009-03-30, 04:27   Link #3854
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Old 2009-03-30, 05:42   Link #3855
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Gotta love Garfield! ;D

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Old 2009-03-30, 09:21   Link #3856
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Know your state motto!

Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S".

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
For Some Tax Brackets.

Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians.

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.

Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island.

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender.

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.

Tennessee
The Ed-yoo-cayshun State.

Texas
Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo.

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

Vermont
Yep.

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do !!

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese.

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
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Old 2009-03-30, 09:26   Link #3857
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU

THIS VIDEO IS ONE OF THE BEST AROUND! ;D
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Old 2009-03-30, 12:11   Link #3858
SaintessHeart
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For those of you who knew Bill O'Reilly........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2009-03-30, 18:11   Link #3859
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For those of you who knew Bill O'Reilly........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA
That's not a laugh, that's a horror.
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Old 2009-03-30, 18:25   Link #3860
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< motto list>
Having lived in Cali I would make one minor adjustment to its motto.
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California
By 30, Our Women Have, Like, Totally More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Fixed.
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