|2009-03-29, 00:08||Link #3846|
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
A Sunday appropriate oldie-but-goodie:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus as an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all........Proof that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
|2009-03-29, 04:14||Link #3849|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Complex jokes like this needs to be understood with a sense of humour and worldliness, as well as an understanding of extremities.
It is just a joke Jedi. Nothing sacrilegious about it.
|2009-03-29, 05:43||Link #3850|
Join Date: Dec 2005
|2009-03-30, 01:01||Link #3853|
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
|2009-03-30, 09:21||Link #3856|
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Know your state motto!
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Literacy Ain't Everything.
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
First Of The Rectangle States.
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
For Some Tax Brackets.
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians.
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Hookers and Poker!
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
At Least We're Not Michigan.
Like The Play, But No Singing.
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Cook With Coal.
We're Not REALLY An Island.
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender.
Closer Than North Dakota.
The Ed-yoo-cayshun State.
Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo.
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
We have more rain than you do !!
Wanna Be Mayor ?
One Big Happy Family... Really!
Come Cut The Cheese.
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
|2009-03-30, 18:25||Link #3860|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The night sky.