|2009-04-01, 14:07||Link #3882|
Join Date: Mar 2006
It can't be aliens, because the ability to see faces in things is wired into our brains to recognise other beings, especially humans of Earthly origin:
Check this wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
|2009-04-02, 09:00||Link #3893|
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
FROM PAUL LYNDE :
PETER MARSHALL : " According to Life Magazine , Ann Margaret would like to start having babies soon , but her husband would prefer to wait . Why? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Because he's out of town . "
PETER MARSHALL : " What are 'dual-purpose' cattle good for that other cattle are not ? "
PAUL LYNDE : "They give milk AND cookies --- but I don't recommend the cookies . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Robert Young recently stated , ' I never, never give ...... something to his fans who ask for it . What? "
PAUL LYNDE : " A hysterectomy . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Before a cow will give you any milk , she has to have something very important . What ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " An engagement ring . "
PETER MARSHALL: " When the Lone Ranger finished up a case , he left something behind . What ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " A masked baby . "
PETER MARSHALL : " You are on your first visit to Japan , and you head straight for the kabuki . Why ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " It was a long plane ride . "
PETER MARSHALL : "Do female frogs croak ? "
PAUL LYNDE : "They do if you hold their little heads underwater . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Yes, and it sleeps four . "
PETER MARSHALL : " True or false : Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajama's ?
PAUL LYNDE : " Yes , and we call them winos . "
PETER MARSHALL : "According to psychologists , when a child get curious about sex , what is the one question it will ask it's Mommy and Daddy ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Where can I get some . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Do we get heat from stars ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " You will if I have to share my dressing room again . "
PETER MARSHALL : " In what state was Abraham Lincoln born ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Naked and screaming like the rest of us . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Paul , can you get an elephant drunk ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the Gods because he gave man something . What? "
PAUL LYNDE : " I don't know what you got , but I got a sports shirt . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Why do Hell's Angels wear leather ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Because chiffon wrinkles too easily . "
PETER MARSHALL : " If you were pregnant for two years , what would you give birth too ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Whatever it was , it would never be afraid of the dark.”
PETER MARSHALL : " Is it possible for the puppies in one litter to have more than one daddy ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Why that bitch! "
PETER MARSHALL : " It's the most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Mine may be abused , but it's certainly not neglected . "
PETER MARSHALL : " Why do sheep sleep huddled together ? "
PAUL LYNDE : " Because Little Boy Blue is a weirdo ! "
|2009-04-02, 09:19||Link #3895|
Wise Otaku Seeker
Join Date: Feb 2008
ok im discriminating my own country just for laughs so pls try and laugh
Police cars from different countries…
(Scroll down carefully…)
Japan (Nissan Skyline)
USA (Dodge Viper)
These are images of some sleeping quarters for Flight Attendants as seen in their respective Airlines
(scroll down SLOWLY and appreciate the images):
BOEING 747 - 400
SQ and SQ with In-Flight TV and Telecommunications
|2009-04-02, 13:53||Link #3899|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
|2009-04-02, 14:18||Link #3900|
Join Date: Jun 2008
how does snoop dogg wash his whites?
How many Dragonbll Z characters does it take take to change a lightbulb?
one but its going to take about six episodes
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
lets go ride bikes!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to move the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "Its hot in here!" the other one says "holy crap a talking muffin!"
Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make "monster cookies"