AnimeSuki Forums

Register Forum Rules FAQ Members List Social Groups Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   AnimeSuki Forum > General > General Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 2009-04-06, 13:50   Link #3941
Xvoki
Senior Member
 
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: UK
Age: 4
Mmmm, firefox...
Xvoki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-07, 02:21   Link #3942
Solafighter
Hige
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God only knows
Chrome doesnt looks healthy and firefox is WIN!
__________________
Solafighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-07, 02:30   Link #3943
KiNA
Kira_Naruto, the ecchi
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: http://www.exciting-tits.com/
I still take Opera any time of the day ^___^v
__________________
“This be the realest shit I ever wrote.” ~Tupac
So very dead right now.. but still breathing thank you.
Top 4 Manga Waifu
>> Tsukiumi
>> Saeko Busujima
>> Himuka
>> Yui Kotegawa


KiNA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-07, 02:33   Link #3944
Irkalla
I asked for this
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Winterfell
Age: 25
I'd take Opera's clothes Ie was hilarious
__________________
Irkalla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-07, 02:43   Link #3945
monir
cho~ kakkoii
*Moderator
 
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 3rd Planet
Opera lets me inside. giggity giggity
__________________
Eat and sleep! And Solace. Sig by RRW.
Space Brothers Executive member of the ASS. Ready to flee at the first sign of trouble.
monir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-07, 07:12   Link #3946
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-08, 12:03   Link #3947
Sinfully Naomi
Teddytears
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In that place where the stuff is at.
Age: 17
Send a message via AIM to Sinfully Naomi Send a message via Skype™ to Sinfully Naomi
Firefox, thanks for the memories. 8D
__________________
under... construction?
Sinfully Naomi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-08, 12:11   Link #3948
D-KLAC
KLAC OF THE ANIME WORLD
 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: gs series
Age: 24
obama for sasuke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpfNJ...eature=related
__________________
ONCE A GS ALWAYS A GS
A KLAC IS JUST TOO COMMIT, HONOR, LOYALTY, PRIDE, ETC TO WORLD OF ANIME
WALKING THE PATH OF KLAC ON THE JOURNEY THORUGH THE KLAC-ERA
YOU EITHER ANIME NEXUS http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=24159 OR AGAINST THE ANIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6WFM...eature=related
KLAC OF PERSONALITY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqyG8w0iMPw
D-KLAC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-08, 17:05   Link #3949
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 00:51   Link #3950
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy *again*, remarried,.... And this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret.
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied: "I think he means her legs, Ethel......"
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start chanting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
__________________
Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 01:36   Link #3951
Kusa-San
I'll end it before April.
 
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw...layer_embedded



Zanger Bob :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYX52...layer_embedded

__________________

Last edited by Kusa-San; 2009-04-09 at 01:47.
Kusa-San is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 02:40   Link #3952
Solafighter
Hige
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God only knows
Demongod, YOU ARE THE BEST!

That made my day.
__________________
Solafighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 03:32   Link #3953
Solafighter
Hige
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God only knows
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
__________________
Solafighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 03:49   Link #3954
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 12:27   Link #3955
felix
sleepyhead
*Author
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: event horizon
__________________
felix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 12:39   Link #3956
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 14:00   Link #3957
Spectacular_Insanity
Ha ha ha ha ha...
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 25
Quote:
Originally Posted by KimmyChan View Post
That is funny

I have something that's similar to that. I don't remember where i found it, though.

Spoiler for NSFW language:


__________________
Spectacular_Insanity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-09, 21:29   Link #3958
Ebichuman
Ebichu Transform!
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: The night sky.
For Easter...



Spoiler for Goku vs Superman:
__________________
Ebichuman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-10, 00:13   Link #3959
anti-random
We want chicken tonight
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Age: 23
People here the anthem of the nerds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDiDK_yBCw0
__________________

Thanks Sephi
anti-random is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-04-10, 00:53   Link #3960
Demongod86
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you.
You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it'. The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
What, cut you dick off !!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way.
No need to opelate!' 'Oh Thank God!', the man replies.
'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'
__________________
Signature stolen by a horde of carnivorous bunnies. It is an unscientifically proven fact that they are attracted to signatures which break the signature rules.
Demongod86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 20:56.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
We use Silk.