AnimeSuki Forums

Register Forum Rules FAQ Members List Social Groups Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   AnimeSuki Forum > General > General Chat

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 2009-06-20, 01:23   Link #4421
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Ha ha ha! Very clever! Made me both giggle & my brain work at the same time!
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-20, 10:18   Link #4422
Tsukase
what???!!!!
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: in a place that i call home!!!
Age: 25
Send a message via MSN to Tsukase Send a message via Yahoo to Tsukase
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cats View Post
3rd since both are creatures.
UHAhuahUhaUahuhUahUhauHAUH
good shot!!!
__________________
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq14/mhl_10/Animetagpro.jpg
Tsukase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-20, 15:47   Link #4423
Zu Ra
✖ ǝʇ ɯıqnɾl ☆
 
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Mortuary : D
How to Become a Vampire

Some people like to say that it is impossible to be turned into a vampire. They're losers. Anyone can join the ranks of the undead! All you have to do is follow our helpful guide, and you, too, can be a vampire!

Steps

1. Hang out at cemeteries and look for creepy people who may, themselves, be vampires. These people will probably be pale and sickly-looking, and may have blood smeared all over their mouths from feeding on unsuspecting humans.

2. Cultivate friends within the vampiric community. Talk to your new cemetery buddies, or lurk on message boards for real vampires. Become best buddies with them, and they just may bite you! (This is a good thing.)

3. Dress like a 13-year-old mall goth. This is imperative. If you don't buy all your clothes at Hot Topic, you're doing it wrong.

4. Locate a supply of human blood! Here are some methods of obtaining it: Blood banks (work there or just break in and steal it), hospitals (the sick people will be too messed up to notice if you take blood from them), mental hospitals, losers who enjoy having blood taken, fetishists, etc. You'll need this blood to drink after you become a vampire.

5. Build up your tolerance for blood. For most of us, if we swallow even a small amount of blood we'll be throwing it up for hours. Take it from me, this is not enjoyable. Drink more and more blood every day, and soon you'll be able to consume enough. Yeah, boy!

6. Get bitten by a vampire! Depending upon how messed up you are, this can be either a horrific or enjoyable experience. Do you like pain? If so, you'll probably love this part.

7. Make sure to stay out of the sunlight, or you'll turn to ashes or catch on fire or something. And that would be unpleasant.

8. Always pretend that you want to hide your new condition, but make sure to flaunt your vampiric qualities on message boards and to people you know. Be very vague. Be sort of douchey. This is the most important step of all!

Warnings

* Vampires are undead.

* Keep out of sunlight.

* Coffins really aren't the best sleeping places. Beds are good.



Credits : WikiHowl
__________________
Zu Ra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-20, 15:55   Link #4424
Kurai~
Member
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Washington, D.C.
__________________
Kurai~ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-20, 16:21   Link #4425
Tsukase
what???!!!!
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: in a place that i call home!!!
Age: 25
Send a message via MSN to Tsukase Send a message via Yahoo to Tsukase
HuaHAUhUAhuahuhauUaUahUaU
wtf dude!!!
__________________
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq14/mhl_10/Animetagpro.jpg
Tsukase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-20, 16:29   Link #4426
Tsukase
what???!!!!
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: in a place that i call home!!!
Age: 25
Send a message via MSN to Tsukase Send a message via Yahoo to Tsukase


never in any circunstances practice cat snuffing!!!
__________________
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq14/mhl_10/Animetagpro.jpg
Tsukase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 02:17   Link #4427
King Lycan
User Title eaten by ravenous bunnies
*IT Support
 
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Zeon
Age: 23
__________________
King Lycan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 02:54   Link #4428
DRAGUN H.E.X.
DAT Shiny Gunpla~
 
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: brunei darusalam
Age: 24
Send a message via Yahoo to DRAGUN H.E.X.
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Lycan View Post
now thats Stupid, but luckly he wasn't doing it with a Shopping Mall's Escalator
__________________
TRANSFORMERS
MACHINE ROBO
DIAROBO
GYROZETTER
DRAGUN H.E.X. is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 03:12   Link #4429
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurai~ View Post
I do so love signs like these, which are mainly found in America, they're quite funny
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 03:59   Link #4430
kenjiharima
Mizore-chan
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Moe Land
Age: 33
__________________
Vampire+Sisters
kenjiharima is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 04:44   Link #4431
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by kenjiharima View Post
Lol! Both funny & clever that! I like it a lot!
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 08:33   Link #4432
kenjiharima
Mizore-chan
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Moe Land
Age: 33
Old avatar when I was online gaming.

__________________
Vampire+Sisters
kenjiharima is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 08:34   Link #4433
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by kenjiharima View Post
Old avatar when I was online gaming.

It's both cute & funny
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-21, 18:47   Link #4434
Evil Rick
Black Dragon
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurai~ View Post
Forget about the pic.

Your sig owns!
__________________
Evil Rick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-22, 05:16   Link #4435
KimmyChan
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukase View Post


never in any circunstances practice cat snuffing!!!
Now that is just plain weird & extremely random to say the least, lol!
KimmyChan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-22, 07:49   Link #4436
escimo
Paparazzi
 
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ice Box
Age: 32
__________________
escimo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-22, 09:01   Link #4437
kenjiharima
Mizore-chan
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Moe Land
Age: 33
Quote:
Originally Posted by escimo View Post
LOL!!! The Force is more powerful than anything. Also 3:23 FACE PALM!


If you know this manga you're good.

__________________
Vampire+Sisters
kenjiharima is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-22, 13:24   Link #4438
Miko Miko
Imouto-Chan♥
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: England
Age: 20


Spoiler for Motivational Posters:


Spoiler for Map of the world :P:
__________________

Miko Miko is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-22, 23:59   Link #4439
Evil Rick
Black Dragon
*Graphic Designer
 
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miko Miko View Post

Spoiler for Map of the world :P:
Mexico a 100% lovers of Yuri nation?

...

Yeah, you got it right.
__________________
Evil Rick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2009-06-23, 02:43   Link #4440
Dilla
'Sup Ballers
 
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North Carolina, USA
Age: 25


Judah should have stay on the ground a bit longer.
Dilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:52.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
We use Silk.