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Old 2009-06-23, 03:35   Link #4441
ganbaru
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Mexico a 100% lovers of Yuri nation?

...

Yeah, you got it right.
Same thing here at the province of Quebec. Bah ,that could be easyly worse after all.
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Old 2009-06-23, 07:27   Link #4442
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Im a lolicon?...

Mh i had a feeling of it...NOT!
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Old 2009-06-23, 10:36   Link #4443
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Anyone Have Facebook?

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Futanari...

ahhh...close to moe...
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Old 2009-06-23, 15:26   Link #4444
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Can anyone tell me more about this screen? I means what's the actual meaning of that line?
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Old 2009-06-23, 21:36   Link #4445
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Old 2009-06-23, 22:13   Link #4446
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Wal Mart Diagnosis

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant; twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
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Old 2009-06-23, 23:34   Link #4447
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Looks like good ole' Joe is going through a major mid-life crisis.
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Old 2009-06-24, 06:46   Link #4448
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Spoiler for Map of the world :P:
Yaaaaay! Good to see that the UK is mainly a Shoujo region! That makes me very happy!
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Old 2009-06-24, 08:03   Link #4449
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Nostalgia again from sesame street! LOL

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Old 2009-06-24, 08:35   Link #4450
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Nostalgia again from sesame street! LOL


Gotta love the sheer retro awesomeness that is Sesame Street, hee hee!
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Old 2009-06-26, 02:27   Link #4451
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Time, some people has too much

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Old 2009-06-26, 10:08   Link #4452
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Time, some people has too much

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Lol! I totally love it! Really cleverly done, but still funny as hell & so so true!
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Old 2009-06-26, 10:28   Link #4453
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lol! After that he'll say "You're Already Dead!" Kenshiro style.

I never knew Bruce Lee is from DC. lol

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Old 2009-06-26, 10:29   Link #4454
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lol! After that he'll say "You're Already Dead!" Kenshiro style.

I never knew Bruce Lee is from DC. lol

It's amazing the resemblences and likenesses of him on that figurine, lol!
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Old 2009-06-26, 10:51   Link #4455
Miko Miko
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Can anyone tell me more about this screen? I means what's the actual meaning of that line?
The romaji sub says
'notto disu shitto agen' that basically says.
'not this shit again'

do you see it?
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Old 2009-06-26, 10:54   Link #4456
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These stories (or jokes) from Reader's Digest was funny enough to make me smile.

"What's a couple" I asked my mother, "Two or three."

Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
I really like that one, that did make me laugh after I read it
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Old 2009-06-26, 12:01   Link #4457
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More figures I've seen through random search.

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Old 2009-06-26, 12:17   Link #4458
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Lol! I do so love the one third from last with the Starbucks takeaway espresso cup on their head, lol!
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Old 2009-06-26, 12:34   Link #4459
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lol
its all yours???
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Old 2009-06-26, 12:37   Link #4460
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Time, some people has too much

Spoiler for Do you have time?:
The. Second one. Is. Cute.

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