Favorite quotes, sayings, phrases,etc.

[Tsuyoshi]

Originally Posted by Jaden

"In the court of hell, all the demon jurors will render you innocent!"

"Hmm, should I deny your theory outright? No, maybe I'll let you get all excited for now...If I'm going to push you off a cliff, I may as well first lure you to a higher place."

- Beatrice (Umineko)

Refresh my memory, is that from the visual novel, the manga or the anime?

"I don't....I don't believe it!"

"That is why you fail"

Luke and Yoda, Empire Strikes Back

(why am I suddenly in a mood for Star Wars???)

[LMF]

"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist." - Someone's signature.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by LMF

"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist." - Someone's signature.

Mine, actually.

[thevil1]

'An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State building, and after 50 floors down says "So far so good.".'

[Hooves]

"Willing obedience always beats Forced obedience"

[thevil1]

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."

If anyone can guess what that quote is from I'll give them a cookie.
protip: No it's not originally from GITS.

[colorles]

Originally Posted by thevil1

'An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State building, and after 50 floors down says "So far so good.".'

yeah falling feels good while your falling i suppose, and i suppose you would die instantly upon contact with the ground at those speeds, any sort of resistence you tried when hitting the ground, any limbs would snap, simply would not be enough to prevent your spine from shatering, your neck from breaking, and the like

but yeah falling is colorful, until you hit....heh, parachutes

[Hooves]

"I came, I saw, I dominated"

[Spectacular_Insanity]

"Yuigon ga attara douzo."
("If you have any last words, go ahead")

~Nadie, El Cazador de la Bruja

[JRendell]

Originally Posted by Hooves

"I came, I saw, I dominated"

"I saw, I came." ~JRendell

[thevil1]

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."

Who can guess what it's from?

[Haak]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=I+t...CsyNjAfem7H9BQ

I'm gonna go with a guess and say Catcher in the Rye....

[Mute]

"Drop beats, not bombs".

That's the best.

[Mr. Wang]

Maybe someday I can proudly declare this statement myself...

"The whole reason I got into science in the first place was because I was no good with people. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like people. I'm not afraid anymore."
--Hal "Otacon" Emmerich

[Kaze]

Originally Posted by Tsuyoshi

Wow. Just wow. I guess when someone's retarded, there's no helping it. This is a sad, sad person.

Tsu talking about a forum troll

[Arbitres]

Hooves, kid... *insert explanation*

I just realized how much I use this.

[Hooves]

"I see a world full of people who are nothing but scatter-brains... This world will eventually die from their stupidity." - Anonymous (Apparently he said these words before being hanged to death)

(This is just a quote that follows along Arbitres, nothing related to it being my favorite) (my personal all-time favorite quote is this)

"Ah My God!" - Osaka

[Dragonar Fan]

"Washi ga Otokojuku Jukuchō Edajima Heihachi de aru!!"
you gotta love that one liner... Good ol Edajima Heihachi

"This is no Zaku , boy, No Zaku!!" - Ramba Ral

[Gin]

"If I want to see great, I'll look into the mirror."

"Anatomically, probably, I could f@#ks this song."

Both are from my new most favoritest song.

[ttdestroy]

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. ~J. Edgar Hoover