2011-08-10, 09:24 | Link #1222 |
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First off, here's the original video.
~~~~ ~~~~ A scene from the past. Signum is lying injured on a table in an Ancient Belkan church, with the rest of the Belkan Knights worrying over her. Shamal tenderly touches the wound in Signum's abdomen. A flashback. Signum is in flight and charging towards the manifestation of the Tome of the Night Sky's Defence Program. Her battle-cry cut short as a Diabolic Emission engulfs her. Before she can scream in pain, a tentacle pierces her abdomen. The flashback ends abruptly. Signum is lying on an infirmary bed in a TSAB hospital. She gingerly lifts up her patient gown and sees the scarred wound on her abdomen. Signum: "I never asked for this." A flashback. Signum is on patrol with Agito in a forest when Cypha suddenly ambushes them. Caught off-guard, Signum is knocked away as Cypha grabs a screaming Agito. Fade to black. Signum: "She was lost to me." Scene change to Signum in a hotspring as a floating wooden tray with a cup of sake floats towards her. She takes the cup and sips from it. Signum: "If you want to lose a fight. Try to steal the spotlight. The year is 0081. It is a time of great innovation. And technological advancement." Scene change to Teana's ass as she decloaks. Scene change to Arnage as she materialises a pair of mini-guns and starts shooting them. Signum: "It is also a time of chaos and conspiracy." Scene change to downtown Mid-childa as rioters clash with TSAB personnel. Scene change back to Signum as she gets up from the hot spring. Her armor materialising around her automatically. Signum: "I don't even know whose side I'm on." Scene change to a giant TV-screen in downtown Mid-childa. It's showing a newscast. Reporter: "Breaking news. The riots continue in the streets of Mid-childa. Protestors rally outside of Caledfwlch Techniques. One of the world leaders in the controversial science of AEC Armaments." Scene change to Hayate's office. Hayate: "These people, Signum. They are like ghosts. Always in the shadows. Always hiding behind lies, and proxy soldiers. I need you to find them. They cannot stop us. They cannot stop the future." Signum: "I never had a choice in what happened to me." Scene change to Shamal's infirmary. Signum recalls a flashback where Shamal operates on her injuries from the Cypha encounter. Shamal: "How do you feel, Signum? The body may heal, but the mind is not always so resilient." Scene change to Signum lifting a repaired and upgraded Laevatein up. Scene change to Signum in a Caledfwlch Techniques building as she smashes through a wall to snap the neck of a Raptor-unit. Turning around and walking away, a wall of flames roll out behind her, covering her out of sight. Signum: "Corporations have more power than the government." Scene change to Subaru approaching a man trying to hack into a system. The man detects her and seems to lose control of his body. Hacker: "Help. Please." The hackers shoots himself in the head. Scene change to Signum massacring scores of Raptor-units. Scene change to Arnage shooting down scores of rioters. Reporter: "Caledfwlch Techniques have opened fire on the crowd." Scene change to Cypha reacting before leaping towards Signum and pinning her to the ground. Cypha: "You'll never find them!" Scene change to Signum jumping off from a shot TSAB helicopter and landing on the ground with fiery finesse. Signum: "I'll never stop looking." Scene change to Signum being launched in a missile towards some Caledfwlch Techniques off-shore facility. Shari: "It's well buried within the world, but you can see it from here." Scene pans to a giant artificial sinkhole in the sea. ~~~~ ~~~~ Some notes to give context to the parody. The citizens of Mid-childa are protesting against the technology behind AEC Armaments because they feel that it is a beginning of a return of mass-based weapons, and fear another galaxy-spanning war will break out in the future if left unchecked. Cheers.
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2011-08-23, 02:57 | Link #1224 |
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"The Belkans were created by Mid-Childa. They rebelled. They evolved. They look - and feel - human. Some are programmed to believe they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan."
Xover with nBSG (Yes, I know it's the other way around in canon. However, the idea of mechs turning into skinjobs works a lot better when you consider Gadget Drones and the Wolkenritter, seeing as Mid and the TSAB don't have any convenient equivalences.)
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2011-08-23, 05:10 | Link #1225 |
Knight who says D'ni
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Actually, if you're talking skinjobs, the Raptors have set us up rather nicely for a Blade Runner parody.
I mean, we were set up pretty nicely already between the artificial mages and the combat cyborgs, but here we have biomechanical things that are shaped like humans but are supposedly just walking tools. . . tools that probably have feelings, given any knowledge of the genre.
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2011-08-23, 09:55 | Link #1227 | |
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2011-08-23, 20:26 | Link #1231 | |
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I think Lily would work as Eight/Boomer/Athena and Tohma as Helo, but who would be Roslin? Can't think of one to go with Lindy, Gil or any of the other onscreen flag officers.
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2011-08-25, 13:05 | Link #1232 | |
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2011-08-31, 16:55 | Link #1234 |
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here's a hilarious joke I just made up
vivio: this peanut butter and jelly sandwich sure is good! nanoha: vivio why are you eating a sandwich vivio: fate nanoha: wat? it's fate that you're eating this sandwich? vivio you shouldn't believe in fate, you should take control of your own destiny! vivio: no i mean fate mama made me a sandwich lmao |
2011-09-07, 13:11 | Link #1235 | |
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EDIT: Yep there were new ones... I haven't seen them before... http://ashitahadocchida.web.fc2.com/...s_nanox01.html http://ashitahadocchida.web.fc2.com/strikers_nano.html
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2011-10-30, 07:06 | Link #1236 |
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Nanoha/Deus Ex crossover: Cypha says "What a shame".
What to say to Isis: "A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat." Subaru? "You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel."
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