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Old 2011-09-25, 23:06   Link #12121
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Today Class we are learning about the female anatomy

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Old 2011-09-26, 00:07   Link #12122
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Old 2011-09-26, 00:14   Link #12123
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Jokes

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At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made
your life worth living."


The bartender was crushed to death.


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Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep SHIT!

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Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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Old 2011-09-26, 00:51   Link #12124
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Double the laugh, double the pressure!



What, the guards didn't noticed the sound of the shooting lightbulb at all?



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A squad from Cardboard Company is sent to locate and kill a Nazi Officer responsible for the deaths of countless American lives.
a sequel of:-

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Old 2011-09-26, 01:05   Link #12125
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Old 2011-09-27, 00:10   Link #12126
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what the hell fried chicken...
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Old 2011-09-27, 01:32   Link #12127
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A Live-Action interpretation of DEAD ISLAND...
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Old 2011-09-27, 03:38   Link #12128
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Old 2011-09-27, 08:44   Link #12129
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You knows what i found most ridiculous about this picture?

Most of those who know her now, for the last 70 years didn't know who she is and what she did, until her failed nomination was used to tick off Al Gore
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Old 2011-09-27, 15:43   Link #12130
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I'm pretty sure the question is fake, but I chuckled anyway.

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Old 2011-09-27, 15:57   Link #12131
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That actually would make for an interesting alternate history/universe sort of thing.
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Old 2011-09-27, 17:29   Link #12132
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Old 2011-09-27, 19:39   Link #12133
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That actually would make for an interesting alternate history/universe sort of thing.
What you said reminds me of something I thought of before; how different would the world be if Asians come to America over the Pacific and colonized it instead of Europeans from the Atlantic? Hmm, very different indeed.
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Old 2011-09-27, 23:05   Link #12134
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Eat your heart out Kung-Fu Panda:

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Old 2011-09-28, 02:35   Link #12135
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Thundercats, LOL!


'That's a nice wall you got there.'

TBH, I'm not sure if I should be laughing, or facepalming... maybe both.
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Old 2011-09-28, 02:44   Link #12136
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Wow..... gotta say.... why do I recognize those voice actors? o 3 o
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Old 2011-09-28, 02:47   Link #12137
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It's done by the guys from MAD or something, so they might have roped someone in.
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Old 2011-09-28, 07:02   Link #12138
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well atleast he's still better than Rebecca Black.....
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Old 2011-09-28, 08:25   Link #12139
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It's a joke but hilarious nonetheless.
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Old 2011-09-28, 08:39   Link #12140
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another funny e-mail
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Disguised Weapons

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter


From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:




Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.




This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
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