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Old 2011-11-22, 11:12   Link #12681
risingstar3110
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Dear Mum & Dad,
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> I am well. Hope youse are too.. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
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> At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!
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> This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
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> Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
> Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
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> I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.
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> Your loving daughter,
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> Susan
Best part is the "your loving daughter"
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Old 2011-11-22, 12:05   Link #12682
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Why do "male" hurricanes have such effeminate names like Leslie, Rafael and Tony?

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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2011-11-22, 12:58   Link #12683
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Aziz Ansari, James Murphy, and David Chang's Trip to Tokyo
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Old 2011-11-22, 15:35   Link #12684
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the clark kent joke was classy xD
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Old 2011-11-22, 20:24   Link #12685
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Old 2011-11-22, 22:18   Link #12686
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Oops!

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Old 2011-11-22, 23:07   Link #12687
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This is actually pretty well done for an abridged series that WASN'T made by LittleKuriboh, TeamFourStar or 1KidsEntertainment. Made me laugh too so I approve.~

Warning, the dialogue has spoilers for the end of the series, so if you haven't read the manga to completion, DO NOT WATCH:

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Old 2011-11-22, 23:18   Link #12688
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Ha! Love the soothing elevator music!
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Old 2011-11-23, 01:51   Link #12689
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It's always that elevator music that gets me.. Especially during Conker: Live and Reloaded.
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Old 2011-11-23, 02:14   Link #12690
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Chris kills Leon

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Old 2011-11-23, 08:16   Link #12691
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Well this is camptastic!


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Old 2011-11-23, 15:56   Link #12692
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Epic India got talent !



True warriors !!!
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Old 2011-11-23, 16:05   Link #12693
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And here we have to put up with dogs doing tricks...
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Old 2011-11-23, 16:10   Link #12694
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Tough decision. I mean, you don't want to piss them off, so you've got to applaud. But at the same time, you really don't want to encourage them. That'd be crazy.
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Old 2011-11-23, 18:19   Link #12695
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Haha, oh wow. XD

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Old 2011-11-23, 20:18   Link #12696
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i knw it takes less muscles to smile than frown but have u ever felt that smiling gets tiring where as frowning doesnt feel as hard? :P lol not that im encouraging everyone to frown tho
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Old 2011-11-23, 20:45   Link #12697
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Epic India got talent !

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Old 2011-11-23, 21:52   Link #12698
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fond this picture on the internet lol

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Old 2011-11-23, 22:30   Link #12699
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I think the 4th wall is gone
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Old 2011-11-23, 22:51   Link #12700
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