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Old 2012-02-06, 05:57   Link #121
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Wow Aura that's awesome .XD XD XD . It would be so much fun to read it!
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Old 2012-02-06, 08:30   Link #122
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Indeed! Especially the part with Kinzo's absence for five years freaking Eva out had me laughing hard for minutes.
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Old 2012-02-06, 08:35   Link #123
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That's look quite interesting but with that many characters that's going to be a hassle to write.

Anyway I understood that Beth and Bernice are two twin sisters, but where did they come from? Maybe I missed it but I don't know how are they tied with the family, who are their parents?

Why didn't you give a spot to Nanjo's fabled granddaughter? Since you have that many characters you could add her as well... For example she could be Kinzo's sexy personal nurse or something.
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Old 2012-02-06, 08:36   Link #124
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That's look quite interesting but with that many characters that's going to be a hassle to write.

Anyway I understood that Beth and Bernice are two twin sisters, but where did they come from? Maybe I missed it but I don't know how are they tied with the family, who are their parents?

Why didn't you give a spot to Nanjo's fabled granddaughter? Since you have that many characters you could add her as well... For example she could be Kinzo's sexy personal nurse or something.
Beth and Bernice are Beatrice the Elder and Chick!Beatrice.
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Old 2012-02-06, 08:39   Link #125
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Yeah, but whose daughters are they?

P.S: Kinzo's sexy nurse.... : Heh:
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Old 2012-02-06, 08:39   Link #126
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I got that much. But where they come from in this setting? For example Lion is Jessica and Yoshiya's child.

As for what concerns the "siesta sisters" shouldn't they have western names? Or is Maria breaking the family tradition? Still... Sakutaro... should he get a western name instead?
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Old 2012-02-06, 09:30   Link #127
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Who is Battler Jr.'s mother? (If he's supposed to be the son of Ange & Amakusa, he should be Battler II.)
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Old 2012-02-06, 12:01   Link #128
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Ya know, for the heck of it, I tried my hand at coming up with my own kanji names for those new characters (except Joseph since he's French). My knowledge on how Japanese names work is fairly limited, but who cares?

Clair = 代何 (Kurea)
Bernice = 羽豈修 (Baanisu)
Beth = 鐘修 (Besu)
Emma = 円舞 (Enma)
Shinji = 伸次
Rei = 零
Sakutarou = 作太朗
Virgilia = 堀儀理 (Warugiria)
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Old 2012-02-06, 14:04   Link #129
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Aura thought most of this up but from what I recall the twins are George's and Battler Jr. is Ange's.

I don't know exactly how Yasu has kids with both Jessica and George. Magic~.
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Old 2012-02-06, 14:42   Link #130
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I don't know exactly how Yasu has kids with both Jessica and George. Magic~.
Well, if that were possibe, Umineko wouldn't exist as a mystery tale in the first place, right?
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Old 2012-02-06, 14:52   Link #131
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Well, if that were possibe, Umineko wouldn't exist as a mystery tale in the first place, right?
It's possible to explain this without using magic! You just have to assume one set of kids doesn't actually belong to Yasu! Either George's kids are adopted, or Jessica's kids have a different father!

Or magic. That works too.

Seriously though, that all seems funny as hell. Good premise, hope it can be a good story as well. =D
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Old 2012-02-06, 15:07   Link #132
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Aura thought most of this up but from what I recall the twins are George's and Battler Jr. is Ange's.

I don't know exactly how Yasu has kids with both Jessica and George. Magic~.
Well in Shannon's case it's easy, she just asked Rudolf to "help" her with the magical apperance of a baby, he's an expert on that field, and he's quite good at "dealing" with doctors.

Does Yasu have mangled genitals in this universe too? Because if the answer is no then Kanon just did it the right way. In case he can't procreate either, well then obviously someone else ingravidated Jessica. This could have happened in various ways......

The big question here is... how in the world George and/or Jessica didn't notice a thing? I mean in bed... Because since they are married... unless Yasu claimed to have made a chastity vote or something... but wait that's wrong...

Shannon: "I'm pregnant"
George: "But we never did it!"
Shannon: "It was the holy spirit!"


Another possibility is that Yasu used body doubles!

Shannon: "I'm shy... let's turn off the lights"
George: "Okay..."
*click*
George: "Shannon... is that you?"
Double: "Of course it's me! Silly!"
George: "Your voice is different..."
Double: "Shut up and kiss me!"
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Old 2012-02-06, 15:53   Link #133
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Yea, I apologize, I thought I specified the parents of the relevant kids. They're in family tree order so you can deduce it anyway. Beth and Bernice are Shannon's and George's, and are Clair's younger sisters by a year. Battler Jr. is 12 and is Ange's and Amakusa's.

We didn't include Nanjo's granddaughter for the gag that Terumasa's relatives don't want any association with Kinzo.

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Does Yasu have mangled genitals in this universe too? Because if the answer is no then Kanon just did it the right way. In case he can't procreate either, well then obviously someone else ingravidated Jessica. This could have happened in various ways......
Yes. She's a eunuch.

And Jessica and George never noticed.

Magic~.

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The big question here is... how in the world George and/or Jessica didn't notice a thing? I mean in bed... Because since they are married... unless Yasu claimed to have made a chastity vote or something... but wait that's wrong...
The joke is that they're extremely stupid and gullible since Kinzo's great-grandchildren (except Maria's daughters) are starting to notice something is up.
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Old 2012-02-06, 16:14   Link #134
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Yea, I apologize, I thought I specified the parents of the relevant kids. They're in family tree order so you can deduce it anyway. Beth and Bernice are Shannon's and George's, and are Clair's younger sisters by a year. Battler Jr. is 12 and is Ange's and Amakusa's.

We didn't include Nanjo's granddaughter for the gag that Terumasa's relatives don't want any association with Kinzo.
Actual reason: Nanjo's granddaughter secretly replaced Kinzo ages ago as part of an elaborate revenge plot against the family.
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Old 2012-02-06, 16:20   Link #135
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Old 2012-02-06, 17:42   Link #136
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Nanjo's granddaughter is Yasu. --Kinjo.
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Old 2012-02-06, 18:12   Link #137
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There are two Yasus. One is the original(Shannon) and the other is Nanjo's granddaughter(possibly Kanon).
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Old 2012-02-06, 18:37   Link #138
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Yasu was born twins. Both of them are hermaphrodites and one of them is married to both Jessica and George. The other is Beatrice.
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Old 2012-02-07, 12:35   Link #139
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Let's put those theories together, shall we.
There are two people who look alike one another. One of them is Nanjo's granddaughter: after Shannon found the gold she secretly paid the medical fares for her treatment, asking in return for her collaboration disguising as Kanon, so she could drop the double act. Nanjo!Yoshiya is now married to Jessica, but cheats on her with Battler, flirting with him when she's her true self. The other one is Yasu/Sayo/Shannon/Beatrice, who's married to George but can't bear babies, therefore she asked help from Rudolf in obtaining a baby bribing him with some million yen. Oh, and she's cheating on him with Battler too as Beatrice. Like in the games, nobody ever sees Yasu's true self. Battler is of course oblivious to all of this. ...Maybe.

Now for a plausible explanation to why Jessica never noticed anything... hmm....

Edit: but of course! Elementary, my dear Watson!
Jessica is a closet lesbian like Erika so she knows but doesn't mind, but to keep up appearances with the Ushiromiya family they adopted their child from Fukuin House.
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George and Jessica married the same person. Neither of them are aware of Yasu's true nature. Jessica is not a lesbian.
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