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Old 2012-02-12, 15:43   Link #13741
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Did he steal the precious title belt? ^^
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Old 2012-02-12, 16:51   Link #13742
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A Russian guy finds a genie in a bottle and rubs it to let the genie out.

"Thanks for letting me out!" says the genie. "How would you like the opportunity to become a Hero of the Soviet Union?" he asks as an afterthought. The Russian readily agrees. He is enveloped in a white mist, and everything disappears.

When the mist fades, he finds himself in a war-torn field and wearing a military uniform, the sounds of battle all about.
Around him he sees eight German tanks, and in his pack he finds eight hand grenades.

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Old 2012-02-12, 17:14   Link #13743
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One shot, one kill. Pull that off and you'd be anyone's hero just by the legend of the deed. (He's a dead man).
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Old 2012-02-12, 19:03   Link #13744
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One shot, one kill. Pull that off and you'd be anyone's hero just by the legend of the deed. (He's a dead man).
I read a book that mentioned a guy who did actually pull off that exact feat on the Eastern Front, though it was 9 and not 8 tanks. Needless to say, he perished.
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Old 2012-02-12, 20:21   Link #13745
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Old 2012-02-12, 22:26   Link #13746
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Spoiler for Duke Nukem died a long time ago...:
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Old 2012-02-13, 01:02   Link #13747
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Old 2012-02-13, 01:08   Link #13748
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Old 2012-02-13, 01:36   Link #13749
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More Pokemon? Okay.

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Old 2012-02-13, 01:58   Link #13750
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More Pokemon? Okay.

Holy crap I laughed so hard at this one.

Oh and the fact that Machoke had five moves made it bit iffy but still very funny nonetheless.
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Old 2012-02-13, 02:08   Link #13751
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Did someone say more Pokemon?

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Old 2012-02-13, 02:11   Link #13752
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Woody Strikes Again!

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Old 2012-02-13, 04:10   Link #13753
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Woody uses harden... it's super effective!
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Old 2012-02-13, 05:52   Link #13754
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Did he steal the precious title belt? ^^
Lol! I think he stole Sakuya's Luna Dial, or else he couldn't have reacted fast enough to deal that KO punch.

Actually I am surprised that he isn't flanked by Alice and Patchy.



What about Freddie Mercury.
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Old 2012-02-13, 06:08   Link #13755
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So they asked kids from ages 6 to 10 their thoughts on marriage, needless to say some of the responses are pretty funny coming from kids:
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Oh god, that had me ROLLING. I don't even care if its genuine, it's still funny.

But the "23 is the right age to get married" thing made me feel... old. *looks at Age under the username*
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Old 2012-02-13, 06:42   Link #13756
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Lol! I think he stole Sakuya's Luna Dial, or else he couldn't have reacted fast enough to deal that KO punch.

Actually I am surprised that he isn't flanked by Alice and Patchy.



What about Freddie Mercury.
Exactly what was on my mind.
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Old 2012-02-13, 07:12   Link #13757
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Old 2012-02-13, 07:59   Link #13758
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So they asked kids from ages 6 to 10 their thoughts on marriage, needless to say some of the responses are pretty funny coming from kids:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...ary-school.jpg
"You have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." - Derrick, age 8
^ LOL that's so funny and true, and unexpected from an 8 year old.

Why are some of these kids so damn smart.
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Old 2012-02-13, 18:49   Link #13759
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The game has gotten very ridiculous
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Old 2012-02-13, 21:19   Link #13760
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^Gotten ridiculous? It was ridiculous from the moment it was conceived if you ask me, lmao.

But LMAO @ the "do you wanna have babies" thing. His answer was perfect.
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