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grylsyjaeger · 2012-03-07, 06:04

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

What the...? Even his helmet is fat. How can this be?

Smurfette really let herself go...

Wait, what?

Merilyn Mensola · 2012-03-07, 07:48

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Originally Posted by fallschirmjager

Smurfette really let herself go...

Wait, what?

I challenger your batman cat, with this powerful dog....but he only steals the keys, as you can see

MrTerrorist · 2012-03-07, 08:12

Meet Japan's First All-Cat Idol Unit: NKB48

The 48 are everywhere!

Sumeragi · 2012-03-07, 11:49

An appropriate topic for Animesuki

At least half of them are pretty funny in my view.

Spoiler for Just my thoughts on some of them.:

Endless Soul · 2012-03-07, 12:06

That's an interesting list.

#9 - What, Germans can't be nice people?

Endless "SCHMETTERLING!" Soul

RWBladewing · 2012-03-07, 12:12

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

An appropriate topic for Animesuki

At least half of them are pretty funny in my view.

Spoiler for Just my thoughts on some of them.:

I think #9 is the funniest because the way it's written implies people are confused by the concept of Germans being nice. I doubt that's what they meant but they worded it pretty poorly.

bhl88 · 2012-03-07, 14:00

dragon4dudes · 2012-03-07, 14:48

Who knew egg yolks could be so cute.

grylsyjaeger · 2012-03-07, 15:31

Endless Soul · 2012-03-07, 17:12

Problem, Donald? Are those chipmunks driving you nuts again?

Endless "Quackblablasbalshllla!!" Soul

kenjiharima · 2012-03-07, 21:03

LOL Poison

SaintessHeart · 2012-03-07, 22:50

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Originally Posted by fallschirmjager

Math never fails to surprise me.

Vena · 2012-03-07, 23:13

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Math never fails to surprise me.

You mean like this?

SaintessHeart · 2012-03-08, 00:07

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Originally Posted by Vena

You mean like this?

The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

1. Assume A and B are the same, therefore A=B.

2. Multiply both sides by A, so A²=AB

3. Minus B² from both sides, and you get A² - B² = AB - B²

4. Since A² - B² = (A + B)(A - B), factorising both sides give you (A + B)(A - B) = B(A-B)

5. Take out (A-B) from both sides, and you get A+B=B, therefore A=B-B

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?

dragon4dudes · 2012-03-08, 00:13

Anything is possible if you divide by 0!

Magin · 2012-03-08, 00:29

Okay, so those math surprises were hurting my head... but now you've just got and destroyed the universe with that last one.

Urzu 7 · 2012-03-08, 00:40

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?

Reminds me of something from Zen Buddhism. All Is One, One Is None, None Is All.

http://www.faithsymbol.org/zen.html

SOGESNAKE · 2012-03-08, 00:55

Dhomochevsky · 2012-03-08, 01:03

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

1. Assume A and B are the same, therefore A=B.

2. Multiply both sides by A, so A²=AB

3. Minus B² from both sides, and you get A² - B² = AB - B²

4. Since A² - B² = (A + B)(A - B), factorising both sides give you (A + B)(A - B) = B(A-B)

5. Take out (A-B) from both sides, and you get A+B=B, therefore A=B-B

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?

The problem is in step 5.
A=B therefore (A-B) = 0
You divide by zero, making the equation meaningless.

Besides it reads 0=0 from step 3 on anyways.

SilverSyko · 2012-03-08, 01:58

Complex mathematics? In a humor thread? Not all of us are geniuses here.

I'll meet ya half way and post something a little less complicated:

The new Missingno.~

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