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Old 2012-03-07, 07:48   Link #14321
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Smurfette really let herself go...

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Old 2012-03-07, 08:12   Link #14322
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Meet Japan's First All-Cat Idol Unit: NKB48

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Old 2012-03-07, 11:49   Link #14323
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An appropriate topic for Animesuki


At least half of them are pretty funny in my view.

Spoiler for Just my thoughts on some of them.:
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Old 2012-03-07, 12:06   Link #14324
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That's an interesting list.

#9 - What, Germans can't be nice people?

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Old 2012-03-07, 12:12   Link #14325
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At least half of them are pretty funny in my view.

Spoiler for Just my thoughts on some of them.:
I think #9 is the funniest because the way it's written implies people are confused by the concept of Germans being nice. I doubt that's what they meant but they worded it pretty poorly.
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Old 2012-03-07, 14:00   Link #14326
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Old 2012-03-07, 14:48   Link #14327
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Who knew egg yolks could be so cute.
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Old 2012-03-07, 15:31   Link #14328
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Old 2012-03-07, 17:12   Link #14329
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Problem, Donald? Are those chipmunks driving you nuts again?



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Old 2012-03-07, 21:03   Link #14330
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Old 2012-03-07, 22:50   Link #14331
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Math never fails to surprise me.
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Old 2012-03-07, 23:13   Link #14332
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Math never fails to surprise me.
You mean like this?

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Old 2012-03-08, 00:07   Link #14333
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The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

1. Assume A and B are the same, therefore A=B.

2. Multiply both sides by A, so AČ=AB

3. Minus BČ from both sides, and you get AČ - BČ = AB - BČ

4. Since AČ - BČ = (A + B)(A - B), factorising both sides give you (A + B)(A - B) = B(A-B)

5. Take out (A-B) from both sides, and you get A+B=B, therefore A=B-B

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?
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Old 2012-03-08, 00:13   Link #14334
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Anything is possible if you divide by 0!
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Old 2012-03-08, 00:29   Link #14335
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Okay, so those math surprises were hurting my head... but now you've just got and destroyed the universe with that last one.
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Old 2012-03-08, 00:40   Link #14336
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The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?
Reminds me of something from Zen Buddhism. All Is One, One Is None, None Is All.

http://www.faithsymbol.org/zen.html
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Old 2012-03-08, 00:55   Link #14337
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Old 2012-03-08, 01:03   Link #14338
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The algebraic proof joke? Do this :

1. Assume A and B are the same, therefore A=B.

2. Multiply both sides by A, so AČ=AB

3. Minus BČ from both sides, and you get AČ - BČ = AB - BČ

4. Since AČ - BČ = (A + B)(A - B), factorising both sides give you (A + B)(A - B) = B(A-B)

5. Take out (A-B) from both sides, and you get A+B=B, therefore A=B-B

6. So A=0. Since A as an algebra can be anything, and A=0, anything can be nothing.

Now why can't causation be correalation?
The problem is in step 5.
A=B therefore (A-B) = 0
You divide by zero, making the equation meaningless.

Besides it reads 0=0 from step 3 on anyways.
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Old 2012-03-08, 01:58   Link #14339
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Complex mathematics? In a humor thread? Not all of us are geniuses here.

I'll meet ya half way and post something a little less complicated:



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Old 2012-03-08, 02:50   Link #14340
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The problem is in step 5.
A=B therefore (A-B) = 0
You divide by zero, making the equation meaningless.

Besides it reads 0=0 from step 3 on anyways.
The thing is before the end of the steps, we didn't know what A & B is, so we solved by substitution.

We made a questionable assumption (it is logical notwithstanding possiblities of what A and B might be). However the answer we solved turned out to be twice as nuts.
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