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Old 2012-05-22, 13:00   Link #7361
Tom Bombadil
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“They were supposed to seek blessing from me, and my hand touch,” he said. But he added that there was “no possibility to cross-check, so I don’t know”.
Bahh, they have no evidence what so ever. It is basically, yeah, we suspect they will do something, so they are criminals.

Logic?
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Old 2012-05-22, 13:32   Link #7362
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1. Clone body
2. Age cloned body
3. Insert puppet personality in cloned body
4. Switch real with clone
5. Congratulations, Tibet is yours!

well, technology is not yet there, right?
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Old 2012-05-22, 14:04   Link #7363
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Good plan, but unnecessarily complicated technology wise. Easier:
1. Clone body
2. Give Clone a strict communist education
3. Wait until current Dalai Lama dies
4. Sneakily present cloned Dalai Lama to the guys who are searching for the 'next reincarnation of Dalai Lama'
5. Cue miracle: 'LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUNG FORMER DALAI LAMA, MUST BE REINCARNATION!'
6. Profit
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Old 2012-05-22, 15:00   Link #7364
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They should have used the Ark of the Covenant...
That was tried, but noooooo some American adventurist just had to intervene.

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Old 2012-05-23, 23:14   Link #7365
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Mystery deer growth pitting hunters against Hawaii

"Deer can swim, but not very far. When they showed up for the first time on the Big
Island of Hawaii, mystified residents wondered how they got there.

The island is some 30 miles southeast of Maui, where deer are plentiful.

Hawaii wildlife authorities think someone dropped a few from a helicopter on the
northern tip of the island. And tracks along the southern coast indicate deer were
pushed into the ocean from a boat and forced to paddle ashore."

See:

http://news.yahoo.com/mystery-deer-g...173250448.html
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Old 2012-05-24, 03:00   Link #7366
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Kid builds X-ray machine for school project
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Old 2012-05-24, 03:27   Link #7367
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...05-23-09-07-16

Silicon Valley tech exec accused of Lego thefts
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...05-22-20-20-39
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"This particular crime, the way it was done, the sophistication, the amount of expenditure in time and money to do it, suggests there's something way beyond money that motivated him to do it," Hendrickson said.
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Old 2012-05-24, 08:26   Link #7368
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http://www.vancouversun.com/health/S...771/story.html

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A Surrey gym has been ordered by the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal to pay $1,916 to a customer who was told he couldn’t wear boots while exercising because it violated the gym’s dress code.
Spoiler for what:


This is worse than those cases where someone tried to sue God. Because those failed. This one was passed as 'justified' because the other gym-owner didn't even bother showing up to the idiot-fest.
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Old 2012-05-24, 09:59   Link #7369
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Gym owner should give him monopoly money.
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Old 2012-05-24, 10:06   Link #7370
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Gym owner should give him monopoly money.
Unfortunately the gym owner does not own all the gyms in the area or country.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-05-24, 10:24   Link #7371
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For some reason I think of Pokemon now .__."

Wish I could sue gyms for having electric fences, confusing layouts and brittle thin-ice flooring.
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Old 2012-05-24, 10:44   Link #7372
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Microsoft Bundles Visual Studio with Moe Claudia Figure (NSFW site)

The last comment line me up:
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Online, the figure had rather more impact than the software, leading otaku to the understandable conclusion that Microsoft was selling a “¥170,000 figure of Claudia” and even causing some of her more ardent fans to wonder if they would be kind enough to leave out the useless software bundled with it…
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Old 2012-05-24, 10:59   Link #7373
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Microsoft Bundles Visual Studio with Moe Claudia Figure (NSFW site)

The last comment line me up:
First a dojikko named 7, next a loli idol-wannabe (Silverlight), and now a MILF office lady? Microsoft sure knows how to party.

Leoxiao and that dustcan (Paranoid Android) are going to fight the Tron for her - they love women older than them.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-05-24, 11:22   Link #7374
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Leoxiao and that dustcan (Paranoid Android) are going to fight the Tron for her - they love women older than them.
As if there's something wrong with that ?
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Old 2012-05-24, 12:24   Link #7375
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First a dojikko named 7, next a loli idol-wannabe (Silverlight), and now a MILF office lady? Microsoft sure knows how to party.

Leoxiao and that dustcan (Paranoid Android) are going to fight the Tron for her - they love women older than them.
There's also that FL-chan mascot for FL Studio from like 2006 or 2007 or something, I don't remember anymore
Spoiler for fl:


I have a chibi version as one of the rotating backgrounds xD
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Old 2012-05-24, 13:04   Link #7376
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As if there's something wrong with that ?
That is considered tasteless and submissive. I prefer younger girls - they tend to be cuter.

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There's also that FL-chan mascot for FL Studio from like 2006 or 2007 or something, I don't remember anymore
Spoiler for fl:


I have a chibi version as one of the rotating backgrounds xD
Honestly speaking, out of all the software-tan, I like Silverlight the most. She's the cutest mascot I have ever seen, though Nanami is equally adorable. They should have younger girls for OS mascots.

Shouldn't you be fapping at Claudia-tan?
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-05-24, 13:08   Link #7377
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What does Claudia represent? What program or product?
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Old 2012-05-24, 13:12   Link #7378
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What does Claudia represent? What program or product?
Windows Azure or Visual Studio I think.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-05-24, 13:24   Link #7379
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I wish my office was filled with Claudias instead of female versions of Jabba the Hutt.

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Old 2012-05-24, 13:52   Link #7380
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female versions of Jabba the Hutt.
Hand me the brain bleach please.

I'm glad microsoft didn't make a paperclip lolicon x__X I can't don't even know where to start imagining how that would look.
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