Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu (Light Novel)

[Teh_Ping]

Speaking of which, we do have another translator for Baka Test. I'm the editor, and he's working on volume 4. Should be done within this month.

[surerman]

Originally Posted by Teh_Ping

Speaking of which, we do have another translator for Baka Test. I'm the editor, and he's working on volume 4. Should be done within this month.

I guess he's one of the missing / retired translator before...right?

it's good then, so we can have another volume done, before reach the sixth (Halloween theme) volume.

btw, Ping bro?
when is the estimated time for vol 9.5? just want to ask, I want to read another LN before return to your glorious works

Spoiler for just for Ping-bro:

aaand...here we go....another girl take a peek to Ping_Bro, she's Viper little sister, come to Singapore to track her missing sister, and one of the clue is a male who stolen her sister heart

[Teh_Ping]

It's a rookie translator. Here's V4 Q4. The guy just finished Q5, but I need to sift through the text first. Guys, if you can help, please do some grammatical checks as I really busy these three months.

I do have my translation timeline here.

PS: And I've been wondering about this. Who the heck is Viper?

[surerman]

Originally Posted by Teh_Ping

It's a rookie translator. Here's V4 Q4. The guy just finished Q5, but I need to sift through the text first. Guys, if you can help, please do some grammatical checks as I really busy these three months.

I do have my translation timeline here.

thanks Ping_bro
may you blessed with Lucifer fortune and good luck

[Teh_Ping]

Originally Posted by surerman

thanks Ping_bro
may you blessed with Lucifer fortune and good luck

You're telling me when I'm a Christian?

Anyway, volume 4 will be completed next, probably before I can even get started on the rest of volume 9.5. I've been working on the last story slowly last week while working on Unicorn, so here's an excerpt.

Spoiler for Baka Test 9.5 teaser.:

Fumitzuki Gakuen is built on a slope. No, it’s more like a hill. The slope steepness is different for each path chosen, and on this one, we have to get off our bicycles to go up. It’ll be a lot easier to go back, however,

“This slope…”

It’ll be dangerous if the cyclist doesn’t brake to slow down. Thus, the energy used to go up the slope in the morning will all be for naught when the bicycle has to keep braking and creating friction when going down. The energy will be all wasted.

“Do I have to climb up every day…”

I’m walking up to school, so I’m not having it as tough as the people riding the bicycles. However, I’m rather bothered when I think about the future. What in the world was the school committee thinking, choosing such a place?

“Oh yeah, the reason’s just that simple.”

It’s either because the land price is cheap or that it’s easier to ensure a large land. This place is closer to the residential streets, but a lot further from the city. One can reach the outskirts if he goes off in the opposite direction, so there won’t be any competition for land.

“The scenery’s fine though.”

I stop to look around. Below me, I can see two sceneries that unfold in front of me, the city I know of and the outskirts leading to the unknown road.

As expected of an Opening Ceremony, most of the students have already arrived at school. I can’t see any students climbing up this slope behind me. Also, it’s obvious why I chose to come to school at such a time.

There’s still 5 minutes till the Opening Ceremony. I heard that everyone will be gathered at the sports hall and leave the class sorting aside first. Once the Ceremony’s over, everyone will then be assigned to their classes.

I might as well be late since I’m going to hear such stupid nonsense. I thought as I climb up the slope leading to the school gate.

“…Yuuji.”

And then, just when I’m about to enter the school compound, I hear a faint voice.

Immediately, my mouth just feels bitter. I was relieved that I didn’t see her at my house. So she’s been waiting here…

“…”

I forcefully ignore those words and continue on.

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…My breasts have grown to size C.”

GANK!!

My eyes are seeing stars as I knocked into the telegraph pole.

“…Yuuji. Is your head alright?”

“I’LL RETURN THOSE WORDS RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!!”

I roared at my worried looking childhood friend. It’s like we had such a conversation when we were young!

It can’t be helped. I can only give up on ignoring Shouko and face her.

“Shouko. We promised before about what you should do when we’re going to the same school, right? Don’t talk to me in school.”

“…But it’s still outside the school.”

“Then, I’ll correct that. Don’t talk to me on the streets too.”

“..That’s too much.”

Even I don’t understand why I want to keep my distance from her. Perhaps somewhere inside my heart, I want to abandon that embarrassing past of mine.

“…I want to talk to you, Yuuji.”

Shouko has never changed her attitude about this worthless me ever since grade school—or rather, she’s been treating me better.

“…Yuuji, what should I do to make you willing to talk to me?”

“Who knows?”

Ever since that incident 5 years ago, I consciously realized that I have to change my lifestyle in the future. I tried to argue, train myself and get away from studies. The opinions of the people around me went from ‘prodigy’ to ‘problematic’. But deep inside my heart, ever since 5 years ago, nothing has changed at all.

“…Yuuji, does being with me hurts you?”

I’m immediately speechless.

Even as I continued to push her aside, this girl’s still looking over at me with innocent eyes. No matter how much I hate myself, she always said that she likes me. To me, that’s…really, really painful.

“…Yuuji, you hate yourself, right…?”

“……..”

I can’t answer.

However, Shouko suddenly says something weird.

“…I’ll be patient.”

Patient? What about it?

“…I’ll be patient with you until you’re willing to be with me, Yuuji.”

I’m really amazed by those words that were said inadvertently, and thinks,

(This girl’s, really mature…as compared to me…)

The person she likes is treating her so coldly; and yet she’s not angry but thinking about others. If this is not maturity, I don’t know what is.

(Compared to her, I’m…)

My heart’s filled with darkness.

Her worry seems to reveal my immaturity, and I feel even more damned…this is embarrassing.

Shouko ignores my self-loathing and continues,

“…I’ll be patient, so—”

“Un? What?”

“—I want to kiss you.”

“……(ACK ACK ACK)!!!”

I’m being too foolish. My opinion on this girl really changed for this moment.

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Don’t ignore me.”

“……”

I continue to walk fast in front, and Shouko’s complaining behind me. Ahh, this is annoying.

How about if I run off like this? Just when I was thinking about that, someone suddenly called out.

“We, well, that student over there.”

It’s a voice I never heard of before. Most likely, it’s a student who’s coming to the same Opening Ceremony as us. From the sound of it, he sounds like a decent guy. He must be an idiot who’s trying to be kind after seeing me ignore Shouko.

How troublesome. I might as well ignore this guy as well.

I increase my pace again. It seem that Shouko has given up halfway as there’s no movements at all.

However,

“That’s weird. Did he not hear me?”

I have no idea who continues to yap without backing away.

Never mind. I’ll just ignore him.

“Oi—the student over there—”

Anyway, I’ll just ignore him.

“Oi— oi—do you hear me—?”

I’ll still ignore him.

“Uu…this is troublesome…are his ears not working well…?”

It seems that he has finally given up. This weird battle of ignoring ends with the opposing stranger giving up.

How annoying. I sighed slightly and turned my gaze slightly to see who’s the owner of the voice.

Standing over there is a male student of the same age, over 165cm, messy out-of-bed hair, and has an idiotic look.

—And for some reason, he’s wearing a sailor uniform.

“HOW CAN I IGNORE THIS—!!??”

I can’t help but exclaim.

What’s with this guy!!? A pervert!!? If not, someone with abnormal personality!!?

“Ehh? What, what? What’s wrong? Is there something behind me?”

“IT’S ABOUT YOU! THE ONE STANDING THERE WITH A BLANK FACE AND WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM!!”

WHY THE HELL MUST I BE SEEING THE PEOPLE BEHIND!? DON’T YOU REALIZE HOW WEIRD YOU LOOK!?

That guy finally notices that the ‘you’ was referring to him when I pointed at him, and says with a shocked expression,

“Ahh…! No, that’s not it!! This is!”

“Not it!? What about it?”

“This is a middle school uniform!”

“OI, WAIT A SEC! WERE YOU WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!?”

HASN’T ANYONE TOLD HIM ANYTHING ABOUT IT!? HIS FRIENDS HAVE GONE THROUGH THREE YEARS WITH HIM EITHER WAY, RIGHT!!?

“No, it’s not like this! This uniform belongs to Seiran Girls Middle School! Nee—”

“AND A GIRLS SCHOOL AT THAT!? LETTING A GUY IN TOO!! ARE THE TEACHERS IDIOTS JUST LIKE THE STUDENTS!!??”

“AARRRGGGHHH!! THE MISUNDERSTANDING JUST GOT WORSE!!!”

“RELAX! I’M NOT MISTAKEN AT ALL!!’

THIS GUY’S MOST DEFINITELY A PERVERT! IT’S HARD TO MISUNDERSTAND THIS!

“LI, LISTEN TO ME!”

“DON’T GET NEAR ME!! PERVERTEDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!!”

“THAT’S WHY I SAY THAT IT’S NOT—!!”

“DO, DON’T COME NEAR ME—!!

Before I realized it, I’m sprinting down the field, but I just can’t shake him off. This, this pervert, he’s really fast!

“I GOT IT! I KNOW, IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING! STOP CHASING ME NOW!!”

“LIAR! YOU WILL STOP AND LISTEN TO ME IF YOU KNOW THAT IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING!”

“STOP SPOUTING NONSENSE! HOW CAN I STOP WHEN I’M BEING CHASED BY A PERVERT!!?”

“THAT’S WHY I SAY IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING! DAMN IT! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GO ALL OUT!”

“ALL OUT!? STO, STOP JOKING AROUND—!!”

“OHHH—!? A misunderstanding created another one? This is bad—!”

I still can’t shake off the pervert as I continue to play tag with him. No, it’s an understatement to say that we’re playing tag. The one chasing me is really a devil, a messenger of hell spreading fear and despair.

In this type of crisis which I have never experienced before, my sanity finally gives up on working as my instincts are the only thing driving me.

I, who’s trying to escape from the terror, instinctively thought of seeking help as I dash towards the opening ceremony in the sports hall.


<<First, let us have the principal address us. Principal, if you please.>>

<<Okay. Uh um. Ehh— congratulations to all incoming students. I’m the principal of this school—>>


<big>“PERVERT—!!!”</big>

<big>“LISTEN TO ME!!!”</big>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Chatter—*


''<nowiki>*</nowiki>“Pe, pervert!?”*''

''<nowiki>*</nowiki>*“Is the principal here a pervert!?”*''

''<nowiki>*</nowiki>*“No wonder the school fees are so cheap…!”*''

<<Wait…!? Why am I treated as a pervert!?>>


As I ran into the sports hall, I’m already surrounded by buzzing. It can’t be helped since there’s a pervert appearing here!

However, I find myself calming down slightly because of the other people around me, who are already panicking. There’re a whole lot of people in the sports hall. With so many people around me, maybe I can shake off this pervert. If I have to ask for help, now’s the time!

I take a deep breath.

“LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! ANYONE CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN THEIR FIGHTING ABILITIES, STEP RIGHT UP! THOSE NOT CONFIDENT ENOUGH WILL ONLY GET IN THE WAY. BACK DOWN!”

My voice echoes through the hall.

“EH!? WHAT!? A FIGHT THIS TIME!? WHAT’S WRONG TODAY!?”

On hearing the voice, the pervert chasing me panicked. Idiot! I’ll finish off this pervert who’s attacking in the middle of daylight!

Just like a certain scene in the <<Ten Commandments>>, the crowd is scattered with me at the center. Just like what I ordered, those guys who aren’t confident in their skills kept their distanc.e

In that case, there won’t be people getting in the way. That’s good.

The problem is—

“ISN’T ANYONE CONFIDENT IN THEIR OWN FIGHTING ABILITIES!?”

The problem is that no one’s willing to help me take on the pervert. Eh…! Even though this school isn’t ordinary, it is still a prep school. To think that there’s a gathering of students who can’t fight.

All of them move as I move, with me still at the center. Damn it! Someone, someone help me…!

I continue to move, and the space moves as well. However, a student remains still even with everyone moving.

(Good! Someone’s willing to come over!)

I gave myself a victory sign secretly as I look at the courageous person. That person has long limbs, a long ponytail, and the head’s swaying.

…Sleeping.


“YOU’RE SLEEPING AT SUCH A MOMENT—!!?”

THAT’S JUST NOT RUNNING AWAY! YOU Itsuki! YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING! SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO SLEEP IN SUCH A SITUATION!? DO YOU HAVE SOME DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FROM ORDINARY HUMANS!?

“Forget about that. ANYONE’S WILLING TO STEP UP!?”

I change my mood and call the people around me. Damn it. No one’s coming out. In this case, I can only go alone…!

Getting mentally ready, I stop there.

After a while, a male teacher appears there.

“Are you two freshmen?”

<nowiki>*</nowiki>BOING* A terrifyingly deep sound can be heard from the abdomen. The male teacher has muscles that look like they can rip the suit. This presence just feels like a fighter who’s been through countless battles. This, this guy’s way too reliable…!

“It’s only just the start of school. You sure got guts.”

The muscled teacher folds his arms and smirks as he looks impressed. I’m really embarrassed to be praised by such a muscular man.

“Don’t say that. I’m not that amazing.”

I have to deny his words.

Unlike me, who’s being chased, that teacher’s guts can’t be underestimated, even though he’s taking on a pervert for his students’ sake. How can I accept the praise when I’m the one asking for help? I really can’t accept that.

However, that teacher again says the same thing.

“No no. You really have guts.”

And then, he got into position.

“—Both of you.”

“……Eh?”

After that, the muscled teacher glares at me and the pervert. Un? Why are you standing opposite me?

“O, OI! WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PERVERT DOWN THERE!”

“WE, WELL! I’M DIFFERENT FROM THIS GUY! I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!”

“YOU TWO—IDIOTS!!!”

““GGGYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!””

An unprecedented terror strikes me as a huge force I have never experienced before hits me. Wha, what’s going on!? Is, is this teacher…really human…!?

“Why…did it end up like this…I’m just about to, tell you, that there’s a girl talking to you…”

Before I fainted, that faint voice can be heard beside me.

[surerman]

Originally Posted by Teh_Ping

You're telling me when I'm a Christian?

Anyway, volume 4 will be completed next, probably before I can even get started on the rest of volume 9.5. I've been working on the last story slowly last week while working on Unicorn, so here's an excerpt.

Spoiler for Baka Test 9.5 teaser.:

Fumitzuki Gakuen is built on a slope. No, it’s more like a hill. The slope steepness is different for each path chosen, and on this one, we have to get off our bicycles to go up. It’ll be a lot easier to go back, however,

“This slope…”

It’ll be dangerous if the cyclist doesn’t brake to slow down. Thus, the energy used to go up the slope in the morning will all be for naught when the bicycle has to keep braking and creating friction when going down. The energy will be all wasted.

“Do I have to climb up every day…”

I’m walking up to school, so I’m not having it as tough as the people riding the bicycles. However, I’m rather bothered when I think about the future. What in the world was the school committee thinking, choosing such a place?

“Oh yeah, the reason’s just that simple.”

It’s either because the land price is cheap or that it’s easier to ensure a large land. This place is closer to the residential streets, but a lot further from the city. One can reach the outskirts if he goes off in the opposite direction, so there won’t be any competition for land.

“The scenery’s fine though.”

I stop to look around. Below me, I can see two sceneries that unfold in front of me, the city I know of and the outskirts leading to the unknown road.

As expected of an Opening Ceremony, most of the students have already arrived at school. I can’t see any students climbing up this slope behind me. Also, it’s obvious why I chose to come to school at such a time.

There’s still 5 minutes till the Opening Ceremony. I heard that everyone will be gathered at the sports hall and leave the class sorting aside first. Once the Ceremony’s over, everyone will then be assigned to their classes.

I might as well be late since I’m going to hear such stupid nonsense. I thought as I climb up the slope leading to the school gate.

“…Yuuji.”

And then, just when I’m about to enter the school compound, I hear a faint voice.

Immediately, my mouth just feels bitter. I was relieved that I didn’t see her at my house. So she’s been waiting here…

“…”

I forcefully ignore those words and continue on.

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…My breasts have grown to size C.”

GANK!!

My eyes are seeing stars as I knocked into the telegraph pole.

“…Yuuji. Is your head alright?”

“I’LL RETURN THOSE WORDS RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!!”

I roared at my worried looking childhood friend. It’s like we had such a conversation when we were young!

It can’t be helped. I can only give up on ignoring Shouko and face her.

“Shouko. We promised before about what you should do when we’re going to the same school, right? Don’t talk to me in school.”

“…But it’s still outside the school.”

“Then, I’ll correct that. Don’t talk to me on the streets too.”

“..That’s too much.”

Even I don’t understand why I want to keep my distance from her. Perhaps somewhere inside my heart, I want to abandon that embarrassing past of mine.

“…I want to talk to you, Yuuji.”

Shouko has never changed her attitude about this worthless me ever since grade school—or rather, she’s been treating me better.

“…Yuuji, what should I do to make you willing to talk to me?”

“Who knows?”

Ever since that incident 5 years ago, I consciously realized that I have to change my lifestyle in the future. I tried to argue, train myself and get away from studies. The opinions of the people around me went from ‘prodigy’ to ‘problematic’. But deep inside my heart, ever since 5 years ago, nothing has changed at all.

“…Yuuji, does being with me hurts you?”

I’m immediately speechless.

Even as I continued to push her aside, this girl’s still looking over at me with innocent eyes. No matter how much I hate myself, she always said that she likes me. To me, that’s…really, really painful.

“…Yuuji, you hate yourself, right…?”

“……..”

I can’t answer.

However, Shouko suddenly says something weird.

“…I’ll be patient.”

Patient? What about it?

“…I’ll be patient with you until you’re willing to be with me, Yuuji.”

I’m really amazed by those words that were said inadvertently, and thinks,

(This girl’s, really mature…as compared to me…)

The person she likes is treating her so coldly; and yet she’s not angry but thinking about others. If this is not maturity, I don’t know what is.

(Compared to her, I’m…)

My heart’s filled with darkness.

Her worry seems to reveal my immaturity, and I feel even more damned…this is embarrassing.

Shouko ignores my self-loathing and continues,

“…I’ll be patient, so—”

“Un? What?”

“—I want to kiss you.”

“……(ACK ACK ACK)!!!”

I’m being too foolish. My opinion on this girl really changed for this moment.

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Yuuji.”

“……”

“…Don’t ignore me.”

“……”

I continue to walk fast in front, and Shouko’s complaining behind me. Ahh, this is annoying.

How about if I run off like this? Just when I was thinking about that, someone suddenly called out.

“We, well, that student over there.”

It’s a voice I never heard of before. Most likely, it’s a student who’s coming to the same Opening Ceremony as us. From the sound of it, he sounds like a decent guy. He must be an idiot who’s trying to be kind after seeing me ignore Shouko.

How troublesome. I might as well ignore this guy as well.

I increase my pace again. It seem that Shouko has given up halfway as there’s no movements at all.

However,

“That’s weird. Did he not hear me?”

I have no idea who continues to yap without backing away.

Never mind. I’ll just ignore him.

“Oi—the student over there—”

Anyway, I’ll just ignore him.

“Oi— oi—do you hear me—?”

I’ll still ignore him.

“Uu…this is troublesome…are his ears not working well…?”

It seems that he has finally given up. This weird battle of ignoring ends with the opposing stranger giving up.

How annoying. I sighed slightly and turned my gaze slightly to see who’s the owner of the voice.

Standing over there is a male student of the same age, over 165cm, messy out-of-bed hair, and has an idiotic look.

—And for some reason, he’s wearing a sailor uniform.

“HOW CAN I IGNORE THIS—!!??”

I can’t help but exclaim.

What’s with this guy!!? A pervert!!? If not, someone with abnormal personality!!?

“Ehh? What, what? What’s wrong? Is there something behind me?”

“IT’S ABOUT YOU! THE ONE STANDING THERE WITH A BLANK FACE AND WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM!!”

WHY THE HELL MUST I BE SEEING THE PEOPLE BEHIND!? DON’T YOU REALIZE HOW WEIRD YOU LOOK!?

That guy finally notices that the ‘you’ was referring to him when I pointed at him, and says with a shocked expression,

“Ahh…! No, that’s not it!! This is!”

“Not it!? What about it?”

“This is a middle school uniform!”

“OI, WAIT A SEC! WERE YOU WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!?”

HASN’T ANYONE TOLD HIM ANYTHING ABOUT IT!? HIS FRIENDS HAVE GONE THROUGH THREE YEARS WITH HIM EITHER WAY, RIGHT!!?

“No, it’s not like this! This uniform belongs to Seiran Girls Middle School! Nee—”

“AND A GIRLS SCHOOL AT THAT!? LETTING A GUY IN TOO!! ARE THE TEACHERS IDIOTS JUST LIKE THE STUDENTS!!??”

“AARRRGGGHHH!! THE MISUNDERSTANDING JUST GOT WORSE!!!”

“RELAX! I’M NOT MISTAKEN AT ALL!!’

THIS GUY’S MOST DEFINITELY A PERVERT! IT’S HARD TO MISUNDERSTAND THIS!

“LI, LISTEN TO ME!”

“DON’T GET NEAR ME!! PERVERTEDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!!”

“THAT’S WHY I SAY THAT IT’S NOT—!!”

“DO, DON’T COME NEAR ME—!!

Before I realized it, I’m sprinting down the field, but I just can’t shake him off. This, this pervert, he’s really fast!

“I GOT IT! I KNOW, IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING! STOP CHASING ME NOW!!”

“LIAR! YOU WILL STOP AND LISTEN TO ME IF YOU KNOW THAT IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING!”

“STOP SPOUTING NONSENSE! HOW CAN I STOP WHEN I’M BEING CHASED BY A PERVERT!!?”

“THAT’S WHY I SAY IT’S A MISUNDERSTANDING! DAMN IT! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GO ALL OUT!”

“ALL OUT!? STO, STOP JOKING AROUND—!!”

“OHHH—!? A misunderstanding created another one? This is bad—!”

I still can’t shake off the pervert as I continue to play tag with him. No, it’s an understatement to say that we’re playing tag. The one chasing me is really a devil, a messenger of hell spreading fear and despair.

In this type of crisis which I have never experienced before, my sanity finally gives up on working as my instincts are the only thing driving me.

I, who’s trying to escape from the terror, instinctively thought of seeking help as I dash towards the opening ceremony in the sports hall.


<<First, let us have the principal address us. Principal, if you please.>>

<<Okay. Uh um. Ehh— congratulations to all incoming students. I’m the principal of this school—>>


<big>“PERVERT—!!!”</big>

<big>“LISTEN TO ME!!!”</big>

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Chatter—*


''<nowiki>*</nowiki>“Pe, pervert!?”*''

''<nowiki>*</nowiki>*“Is the principal here a pervert!?”*''

''<nowiki>*</nowiki>*“No wonder the school fees are so cheap…!”*''

<<Wait…!? Why am I treated as a pervert!?>>


As I ran into the sports hall, I’m already surrounded by buzzing. It can’t be helped since there’s a pervert appearing here!

However, I find myself calming down slightly because of the other people around me, who are already panicking. There’re a whole lot of people in the sports hall. With so many people around me, maybe I can shake off this pervert. If I have to ask for help, now’s the time!

I take a deep breath.

“LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! ANYONE CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN THEIR FIGHTING ABILITIES, STEP RIGHT UP! THOSE NOT CONFIDENT ENOUGH WILL ONLY GET IN THE WAY. BACK DOWN!”

My voice echoes through the hall.

“EH!? WHAT!? A FIGHT THIS TIME!? WHAT’S WRONG TODAY!?”

On hearing the voice, the pervert chasing me panicked. Idiot! I’ll finish off this pervert who’s attacking in the middle of daylight!

Just like a certain scene in the <<Ten Commandments>>, the crowd is scattered with me at the center. Just like what I ordered, those guys who aren’t confident in their skills kept their distanc.e

In that case, there won’t be people getting in the way. That’s good.

The problem is—

“ISN’T ANYONE CONFIDENT IN THEIR OWN FIGHTING ABILITIES!?”

The problem is that no one’s willing to help me take on the pervert. Eh…! Even though this school isn’t ordinary, it is still a prep school. To think that there’s a gathering of students who can’t fight.

All of them move as I move, with me still at the center. Damn it! Someone, someone help me…!

I continue to move, and the space moves as well. However, a student remains still even with everyone moving.

(Good! Someone’s willing to come over!)

I gave myself a victory sign secretly as I look at the courageous person. That person has long limbs, a long ponytail, and the head’s swaying.

…Sleeping.


“YOU’RE SLEEPING AT SUCH A MOMENT—!!?”

THAT’S JUST NOT RUNNING AWAY! YOU Itsuki! YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING! SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO SLEEP IN SUCH A SITUATION!? DO YOU HAVE SOME DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FROM ORDINARY HUMANS!?

“Forget about that. ANYONE’S WILLING TO STEP UP!?”

I change my mood and call the people around me. Damn it. No one’s coming out. In this case, I can only go alone…!

Getting mentally ready, I stop there.

After a while, a male teacher appears there.

“Are you two freshmen?”

<nowiki>*</nowiki>BOING* A terrifyingly deep sound can be heard from the abdomen. The male teacher has muscles that look like they can rip the suit. This presence just feels like a fighter who’s been through countless battles. This, this guy’s way too reliable…!

“It’s only just the start of school. You sure got guts.”

The muscled teacher folds his arms and smirks as he looks impressed. I’m really embarrassed to be praised by such a muscular man.

“Don’t say that. I’m not that amazing.”

I have to deny his words.

Unlike me, who’s being chased, that teacher’s guts can’t be underestimated, even though he’s taking on a pervert for his students’ sake. How can I accept the praise when I’m the one asking for help? I really can’t accept that.

However, that teacher again says the same thing.

“No no. You really have guts.”

And then, he got into position.

“—Both of you.”

“……Eh?”

After that, the muscled teacher glares at me and the pervert. Un? Why are you standing opposite me?

“O, OI! WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PERVERT DOWN THERE!”

“WE, WELL! I’M DIFFERENT FROM THIS GUY! I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!”

“YOU TWO—IDIOTS!!!”

““GGGYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!””

An unprecedented terror strikes me as a huge force I have never experienced before hits me. Wha, what’s going on!? Is, is this teacher…really human…!?

“Why…did it end up like this…I’m just about to, tell you, that there’s a girl talking to you…”

Before I fainted, that faint voice can be heard beside me.

Well,
good intention shouldn't be blocked by Religion matter, right?
Even son of Mary feed a heretics (before he convert to Christian)

about Viper...I'll PM you

[Teh_Ping]

He's done with Question 5. Same rules apply. Please edit.

[SoloPanda]

Thanks for that! i really wanna know what he was gonna say at the end there

[Teh_Ping]

Only chapter 3 left for volume 4, and I'm done with this story.

[surerman]

Originally Posted by Teh_Ping

Only chapter 3 left for volume 4, and I'm done with this story.

Spoiler for feel very very emotionally high:

ALL HAIL PING BRO!!

*shout to other jail mate*

C'MON YOU GUYS!, SHOUT IT!ALL HAIL PING BRO!, OR I'LL SPLIT YOUR SKULL OPEN, NEXT TIME I'M OUT!

ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!ALL HAIL PING BRO!

thank you very much, but won't you need sleep?, if I see your regional clock, this is about time you deep in your sleep,around...err...12.00 pm you gonna need your stamina for works tomorrow right? are you ok with lack of sleep? that's not healthy you know?

well, any way thanks for translating this novel in your spare times *bow*

[Wilfriback]

Thanks for the updated Teh Ping, lately I haven't giving my thanks to the translators :S.

[hellscythe]

I hope that the volume six will be finished too.... by the way thanks for translating this LN.. I really love this

[Seitsuki]

9.5. *That* chapter. You know what I mean. Please tell me someone has done it. For the love of.. oh man. Better yet someone link me doujins. There are doujins of this right? How could anyone not have thought of it before???

[surerman]

Originally Posted by Seitsuki

9.5. *That* chapter. You know what I mean. Please tell me someone has done it. For the love of.. oh man. Better yet someone link me doujins. There are doujins of this right? How could anyone not have thought of it before???

there's Hentai doujin in Fakku about Homo's between Hideyoshi and Yoshii
Xp yuck! (hope I can kill the illustrator)
and three some of Akira,Shimada, and Himeji with Yoshii

non H spin off is Baka test shoukanjyuu Djya (4 koma style) but the scanlation is stopped in chapter 4

[SoloPanda]

Thanks for the update! I been looking foward to this!

[kfcpanda]

just started reading this, thought it was fairly amusing.
waiting for more stuff with himeji though...

so as ive been reading through this thread, someone mentioned v11 going to be the last one, any confirmations on that? or is that just speculation?

[ZeKeR]

... something tells me that if the "hold hands + say summon together = chibis that have the characteristics of their... err... PARENTS" thing will have lulz.... lots and lots of lulz.

[Teh_Ping]

Only 5 minutes of dial-up internet before I head back to obscurity. Most probably, I won't be back this month. (Can't even upload anything on B-T, let alone 5 pages of a book that came out pretty recently...)

Originally Posted by kfcpanda

just started reading this, thought it was fairly amusing.
waiting for more stuff with himeji though...

so as ive been reading through this thread, someone mentioned v11 going to be the last one, any confirmations on that? or is that just speculation?

Speculation based on afterwords of volume 10.

Originally Posted by ZeKeR

... something tells me that if the "hold hands + say summon together = chibis that have the characteristics of their... err... PARENTS" thing will have lulz.... lots and lots of lulz.

You don't say...

[ZeKeR]

Originally Posted by Teh_Ping

Only 5 minutes of dial-up internet before I head back to obscurity. Most probably, I won't be back this month. (Can't even upload anything on B-T, let alone 5 pages of a book that came out pretty recently...)



Speculation based on afterwords of volume 10.



You don't say...

I... can't say anymore. Ping.... WTF?! ITS MORE AWESOME THAN THOUGHT!

[surerman]

Originally Posted by ZeKeR

I... can't say anymore. Ping.... WTF?! ITS MORE AWESOME THAN THOUGHT!

yeah! Too bad, Lesbo-Mizu snatch away Himeji-Shimada shoukanjuu before everyone can see it. I dislike that Lesbo bitch more and more her appearance is worse than Kuroko (TAMNI) story wise.

I don't even understand why the heck Author create this kind of character and keep her alive If she's real and I'm in Fumitsuki Gakuen with them in this story timeline, I can guarantee that she's dead before she said 'O' in 'ONEE-SAMA' word

does anyone notice,
among all Kids they summoned, only one been named, Shouyuu-chan (Kirishima and Yuuji's), one never be seen (Himeji and Shimada's), and one that closely resemble the parent (Hideyoshi and Yuuko's)


It'll be great if 3rd season anime of this series including this part