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mystogan · 2012-07-05, 09:41

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Originally Posted by Goshin

Well I've download so much Pirated Contents, Games, Books, Movies, Software, Textbooks, oh yeah and lots of music.

been Watching Adult Videos since waaay before I was 18.
started drinking before 21
Ran a Red light Twice (by accident bot times I swear)
Race Friends on Highway.
Drove on wrong Side of the road
God I was so stupid back then!

this pretty much covers my own list of crimes

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Originally Posted by GenjiChan

Got turned on by a hentai. . . .

and we are partners in crime with this one

MUAHAHAHAHAHA · 2012-07-05, 11:14

None. I am a good, law-abiding citizen.

I swear. You must believe me. You simply must.

Hooves · 2012-07-05, 11:26

9 times in total~

1 which I don't know is an actual crime or not. Is hit a trash can when I started driving in Driver's Ed

But in all honesty, I don't know if I committed crimes or not. I do know one crime which I really regret. But I'm not sure about others.

ogon_bat · 2012-07-05, 11:29

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Originally Posted by MUAHAHAHAHAHA

None. I am a good, law-abiding citizen.

I swear. You must believe me. You simply must.

You do realize the only people that say those lines are behind bars rattling their cups against the bars?

I think this is a better defense

Hooves · 2012-07-05, 11:32

I swear! I'm a good citizen! *gets his cat to steal food from Mc'Donalds* See? My cat is the culprit! I swear officer!

Cold~as~Ice · 2012-07-05, 11:46

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Originally Posted by MUAHAHAHAHAHA

None. I am a good, law-abiding citizen.

I swear. You must believe me. You simply must.

your sig pic and post fit well together

Endless Soul · 2012-07-05, 12:21

Well let's see:

Pirating/Torrents
Dine n Dash (only did that once)
Shoplifing (only did that once, and I was around 10 years old)
Sabotaging of a car
Driving with expired tags
A myriad of minor things not worth mentioning like jaywalking etc.
Generally being awesome

Endless "Wanted" Soul

Lord of Fire · 2012-07-05, 14:27

- Shoplifting. Quite a lot of it, too. Never anything big, but enough to be arrested for and detained in a police cell for a while.
- Vandalism. A friend and me used to throw chairs from a local restaurant into the sea. Needless to say, they were not amused. We managed to get of with a warning.
- Attempted murder, at the tender age of 10. A boy in elementary school annoyed me so much, that I blew my fuse and started choking him. Good thing the school principal was there to pry me off him, else things could have turned out very bad. I don't know what punishment I received for that, though.

And of course, the most heinous crime of all: copyright infringement, aka digital piracy.

BradleySmith · 2012-07-05, 14:53

Starting fires, Going on train tracks, Grafatti, But those were all when i was younger

Akka · 2012-07-05, 15:54

When I was a little kid, we had hunters that had built their hunt-house in a field. We (me and my kid-friends) disliked hunting, especially as this hunt-house was far too close to actual habitations, so we kind of ruined it (some other kids actually put fire to it some years later, though THAT was pretty insane ; some years later, it was demolished, because well it WAS far too close to habitations).

When I was around 17-18, I did a little bit of shoplifting (nothing big, a few comics, a few books and one time some "adult" CD). Somehow, after turning 19, I felt bad about it and swore to stop (and did).

The usual road-related offenses (jaywalking, moderate speeding, parking my car without paying, etc.). All minor though (never drank, never high-speed when there was any car in a radius of 1 km, etc., as a former biker I'm VERY aware that the road isn't a playground and you can KILL and BE KILLED here just because some idiot is acting like a child).

The usual computer stuff, that I still shamelessly do. I dutifully buy every single game that I feel worth it afterward, and the industry is moving more and more toward greedy schemes and abusive DRM, so I'm clearly not feel any single bit of guilt about it.

I think the worst I've ever made was to purposedly tear up the side mirror of a driver that nearly killed me, and basically send me off with a wave after I pointed that to her. Despite all her following shouts and threats, I never heard anything from the police about it, so I guess she was well aware that she had much more to lose about it than me.

Otarusama · 2012-07-05, 21:22

Too many unfortunately, mostly drug related.

Urzu 7 · 2012-07-05, 21:29

I opened the first page of this thread. It is weird seeing all these people who never post here anymore.

ogon_bat · 2012-07-05, 22:16

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

I opened the first page of this thread. It is weird seeing all these people who never post here anymore.

Maybe the authorities finally caught them

Urzu 7 · 2012-07-05, 22:37

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Originally Posted by mangamuscle

Maybe the authorities finally caught them

When they get out of prison, they'll know how to snap a neck in nine different ways and how to kill a man with a lunch tray.

ogon_bat · 2012-07-05, 23:17

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

When they get out of prison, they'll know how to snap a neck in nine different ways and how to kill a man with a lunch tray.

They dont receive ninja training, they just learn how to carve a knife with a piece of plastic and how to make an overwhelming weapon with one of their socks

Gamer_2k4 · 2012-07-06, 00:34

If each file I've illegally downloaded counts, I've got thousands.

Beyond that, here are the ones I can think of:
I ran a red light twice (late at night and my brain decides it's a stop sign, so I stop, look both ways, and keep driving).
I didn't report a collision I was in despite there being more than 1000 dollars worth of damage to the vehicles.
I speed quite a bit.
I've parked without a permit.

I'm sure I've done other illegal things, but right now, it looks like if you can keep me away from a car and a computer, I'll be clean.

mystogan · 2012-07-06, 06:38

^ah , that reminds me, i speed a lot too when ever i drive ,i drive many times at a speed of 40 mph, and if i analyse my driving then till now i might have gotten all kinds of traffic infractions there are

Lenaisian · 2012-07-06, 06:58

I'm a master shoplifter once, and I had a "GODLIKE streak;" until, as they say, "hot streaks must come to an end". I got caught red-handed by a guard on a supermarket I almost victimized and got "blotter-ed" to barangay authorities... but that was a thing of the past.

Jaden · 2012-07-06, 15:28

There's the usual torrenting, riding on trains without a ticket, drawing graffiti, and once I even ate and ran at a restaurant. :P

On an unrelated and completely hypothetical note, holding on to my granddad's stash of ww2 weapons would be a crime, wouldn't it? Of course I'm not doing such things, at least as far as anyone inclined to report such a thing to the police is concerned.

Nightbat® · 2012-07-06, 15:44

Currently I make myself guilt everyday of gross disregard of the maximum speedlimits

2012-07-05, 11:14	Link #82
MUAHAHAHAHAHA Hail the power of Fujoshi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: hahahahahahahahaha Age: 24	None. I am a good, law-abiding citizen. I swear. You must believe me. You simply must. __________________ A politically ignorant person who embraces only hedonism as the main philosophical doctrine. Old stuff but just a reminder that butthurt report form is here to help

2012-07-05, 12:21	Link #87
Endless Soul Based on a True Story Join Date: May 2011 Location: Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Age: 44	Well let's see: Pirating/Torrents Dine n Dash (only did that once) Shoplifing (only did that once, and I was around 10 years old) Sabotaging of a car Driving with expired tags A myriad of minor things not worth mentioning like jaywalking etc. Generally being awesome Endless "Wanted" Soul __________________ Signature by ganbaru

2012-07-05, 14:27	Link #88
Lord of Fire The Voice of Reason Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The Netherlands Age: 36	- Shoplifting. Quite a lot of it, too. Never anything big, but enough to be arrested for and detained in a police cell for a while. - Vandalism. A friend and me used to throw chairs from a local restaurant into the sea. Needless to say, they were not amused. We managed to get of with a warning. - Attempted murder, at the tender age of 10. A boy in elementary school annoyed me so much, that I blew my fuse and started choking him. Good thing the school principal was there to pry me off him, else things could have turned out very bad. I don't know what punishment I received for that, though. And of course, the most heinous crime of all: copyright infringement, aka digital piracy. __________________

2012-07-05, 14:53	Link #89
BradleySmith Senior Member IT Support Join Date: May 2012 Location: United Kingdom,Essex Age: 20	Starting fires, Going on train tracks, Grafatti, But those were all when i was younger __________________ Youtube.com/onza120 Check me out!

2012-07-05, 21:22	Link #91
Otarusama { : Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: U.S. Age: 24	Too many unfortunately, mostly drug related. __________________

2012-07-05, 15:54	Link #90
Akka Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008	When I was a little kid, we had hunters that had built their hunt-house in a field. We (me and my kid-friends) disliked hunting, especially as this hunt-house was far too close to actual habitations, so we kind of ruined it (some other kids actually put fire to it some years later, though THAT was pretty insane ; some years later, it was demolished, because well it WAS far too close to habitations). When I was around 17-18, I did a little bit of shoplifting (nothing big, a few comics, a few books and one time some "adult" CD). Somehow, after turning 19, I felt bad about it and swore to stop (and did). The usual road-related offenses (jaywalking, moderate speeding, parking my car without paying, etc.). All minor though (never drank, never high-speed when there was any car in a radius of 1 km, etc., as a former biker I'm VERY aware that the road isn't a playground and you can KILL and BE KILLED here just because some idiot is acting like a child). The usual computer stuff, that I still shamelessly do. I dutifully buy every single game that I feel worth it afterward, and the industry is moving more and more toward greedy schemes and abusive DRM, so I'm clearly not feel any single bit of guilt about it. I think the worst I've ever made was to purposedly tear up the side mirror of a driver that nearly killed me, and basically send me off with a wave after I pointed that to her. Despite all her following shouts and threats, I never heard anything from the police about it, so I guess she was well aware that she had much more to lose about it than me.

2012-07-05, 21:29	Link #92
Urzu 7 Juanita/Kiteless Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Hampshire Age: 29	I opened the first page of this thread. It is weird seeing all these people who never post here anymore. __________________

2012-07-06, 00:34	Link #96
Gamer_2k4 Anime Cynic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: USA Age: 24	If each file I've illegally downloaded counts, I've got thousands. Beyond that, here are the ones I can think of: I ran a red light twice (late at night and my brain decides it's a stop sign, so I stop, look both ways, and keep driving). I didn't report a collision I was in despite there being more than 1000 dollars worth of damage to the vehicles. I speed quite a bit. I've parked without a permit. I'm sure I've done other illegal things, but right now, it looks like if you can keep me away from a car and a computer, I'll be clean. __________________

2012-07-06, 06:38	Link #97
mystogan The Lost Lamb Join Date: Apr 2012	^ah , that reminds me, i speed a lot too when ever i drive ,i drive many times at a speed of 40 mph, and if i analyse my driving then till now i might have gotten all kinds of traffic infractions there are __________________

2012-07-06, 06:58	Link #98
Lenaisian The Undead Summoner Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: The Philippine Islands	I'm a master shoplifter once, and I had a "GODLIKE streak;" until, as they say, "hot streaks must come to an end". I got caught red-handed by a guard on a supermarket I almost victimized and got "blotter-ed" to barangay authorities... but that was a thing of the past. __________________

2012-07-06, 15:28	Link #99
Jaden Witch of Betrayal Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 25	There's the usual torrenting, riding on trains without a ticket, drawing graffiti, and once I even ate and ran at a restaurant. :P On an unrelated and completely hypothetical note, holding on to my granddad's stash of ww2 weapons would be a crime, wouldn't it? Of course I'm not doing such things, at least as far as anyone inclined to report such a thing to the police is concerned. __________________

2012-07-06, 15:44	Link #100
Nightbat® Deadpan Snarker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Neverlands Age: 36	Currently I make myself guilt everyday of gross disregard of the maximum speedlimits __________________