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Old 2012-08-22, 09:22   Link #8161
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I would love to have a certain paranoid android two years my junior be part of my Otouto Harem~
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Old 2012-08-22, 09:25   Link #8162
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BBC is printing another piece of pop-news to sell their site content. Incest isn't irrelevant; that is why we have anti-incest laws around!
Meh, laws are not always correct, remember: incest is wincest and we are all related... a few hundred generations ago

Funny story, I'm the cousin, 7 generation removed, from the lady my friend married 2 weeks ago. I only found out when I saw her family name in chinese (which is the same as mine, fairly rare) on the invitation card.

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You'll live to regret it if it comes through. I would prefer to have a step-sister who is 8 years younger.
That will bring you into conflict with another set of laws though...
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Old 2012-08-22, 09:39   Link #8163
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I would love to have a certain paranoid android two years my junior be part of my Otouto Harem~
Can't you be satisfied with just your brother? D: <


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Funny story, I'm the cousin, 7 generation removed, from the lady my friend married 2 weeks ago. I only found out when I saw her family name in chinese (which is the same as mine, fairly rare) on the invitation card.
How do you find that out even after having the same last name?

I don't bother with mine. It's Liu 劉. I have probably 50,000,000+ cousins. The emperor with that name probably had like 30 kids himself.

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That will bring you into conflict with another set of laws though...
Patience! Wait 3 more years and it'll be all fine. I'm still not gonna side with SaintessHeart on this though. A young sister like that would probably drill a hole into my wallet. At least my 11 year old brother can be satisfied with my library of legit and pirated video games.
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Old 2012-08-22, 09:43   Link #8164
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Can't you be satisfied with just your brother? D: <
There is no such thing as satisfaction when it comes to Otoutos.
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Old 2012-08-22, 09:57   Link #8165
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I have no RL otoutos nor onee-chans and all my itokos are scary (My imouto is cute thou )
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Old 2012-08-22, 10:00   Link #8166
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Incest sure seems to be a popular subject of discussion on this board.

Personally, it doesn't bother me one bit (although I do draw the line at parent/offspring incest) and I don't really see why everyone gets all worked up over it.

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Old 2012-08-22, 10:25   Link #8167
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Genetic problems? I think that's the only issue. Everything else is just arbitrary social standards. At least arbitrary in NA. Some nations are plain strict on how you live your life, still following to centuries/millenia-old customs. Actually most cultural regulations for royalty has always promoted dangerously close incest as you have to marry another royalty.

And what can you expect from anime fans Incest is part of the package.
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Old 2012-08-22, 10:30   Link #8168
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And what can you expect from anime fans Incest is part of the package.
And a part of the package I'm totally cool with.

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Old 2012-08-22, 10:35   Link #8169
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It usually stems from fear for genetic defects. Consecutive incestuous unions happening within a bloodline does increase that risk.

I'm okay with cousin unions as long as it doesn't happen to me.
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Old 2012-08-22, 21:30   Link #8170
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Can't you be satisfied with just your brother? D: <
She's always looking for more


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How do you find that out even after having the same last name?

I don't bother with mine. It's Liu 劉. I have probably 50,000,000+ cousins. The emperor with that name probably had like 30 kids himself.
Turns out my father had a family tree which one of my uncles was keeping, the things you find out only after you ask. Either way, both me and her father was on that list. (the list was males only)


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Patience! Wait 3 more years and it'll be all fine. I'm still not gonna side with SaintessHeart on this though. A young sister like that would probably drill a hole into my wallet. At least my 11 year old brother can be satisfied with my library of legit and pirated video games.
Need to find out if there's a law against sexual grooming over here...
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Old 2012-08-23, 10:15   Link #8171
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Meanwhile in Nepal...

Farmer bites cobra to death in Nepal
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Old 2012-08-23, 10:24   Link #8172
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Remember: "Snake bites man." isn't news, but "Man bites snake." is.
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Old 2012-08-23, 10:51   Link #8173
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Too bad Soviet Russia joke has been exhausted nowadays...
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Old 2012-08-23, 10:59   Link #8174
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Too bad Soviet Russia joke has been exhausted nowadays...
I know eh I thought of it, thought it obvious and redundant to make. It did inspire me to look up terrible jokes.

1. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

2. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

I love making bad jokes in a group setting and having everyone face-palm in disappointment.
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Old 2012-08-23, 11:04   Link #8175
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He isn't a retired Gurkha, is he?
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Old 2012-08-23, 11:36   Link #8176
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Old 2012-08-23, 17:00   Link #8177
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I can inderstand the idea to archive some tweets, but all of them, most of thoses are mostly useless garbage.
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Old 2012-08-23, 20:13   Link #8178
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Remember: "Snake bites man." isn't news, but "Man bites snake." is.
Unless you are Samuel L Jackson

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He isn't a retired Gurkha, is he?
A farmer, reminds me of the Chuck Noris joke: A cobra bit Chuck Noris, and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
(The cobra would have died before being able to bite anyone if it was Bruce Lee though)
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Old 2012-08-23, 23:09   Link #8179
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Unless you are Samuel L Jackson



A farmer, reminds me of the Chuck Noris joke: A cobra bit Chuck Noris, and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
(The cobra would have died before being able to bite anyone if it was Bruce Lee though)
That Chuck Norris fact was quoted in the Expendables 2

Stallone : I heard you got bit by a King Cobra.
Norris: Yeah, and after five long painful days, the cobra died.
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Old 2012-08-24, 08:15   Link #8180
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80-year-old woman in Spain ruins 19th-century Jesus fresco in attempt to restore it
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