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Old 2012-08-26, 13:39   Link #19461
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I would pay almost anything to see you all in a room in RL. Just to bask in the awkward aura as everyone sat in a corner trying to not make eye contact. XD
Awkward silence versus going completely mad; now now don't be shy, you can probably manage both.
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Old 2012-08-26, 15:18   Link #19462
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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

(scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited!!
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Old 2012-08-26, 17:08   Link #19463
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Old 2012-08-26, 17:44   Link #19464
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Old 2012-08-26, 17:45   Link #19465
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I would pay almost anything to see you all in a room in RL. Just to bask in the awkward aura as everyone sat in a corner trying to not make eye contact. XD
How about we make a whisky and beer cocktail and make everyine drunk? Minors and non-driknkers of course.

Add in karaoke, and things should work out.
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Old 2012-08-26, 17:51   Link #19466
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Someone could just start mentioning otoutos and you'd very likely find out which one of you is SaintessHeart really damn quick.
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Old 2012-08-26, 20:01   Link #19467
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Someone could just start mentioning otoutos and you'd very likely find out which one of you is SaintessHeart really damn quick.
You mean lolis. Shotas would be shameless Sume-nee.
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Old 2012-08-26, 20:02   Link #19468
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You mean lolis. Shotas would be shameless Sume-nee.
No, I meant otoutos. Because we know if someone mentions them around you with Sumeragi potentially near you, you're going to panic. :V
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Old 2012-08-26, 20:19   Link #19469
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No, I meant otoutos. Because we know if someone mentions them around you with Sumeragi potentially near you, you're going to panic. :V
Nah I won't. I don't think she would openly engage in an incestous relationship with everyone around.
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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-08-26, 20:45   Link #19470
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Are you sure, SaintessHeart-chan? I'll probably hug you and then force alcohol into your system.
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Old 2012-08-26, 20:48   Link #19471
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Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.
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Old 2012-08-26, 21:04   Link #19472
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Well, admittedly I was drunk last night....
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Old 2012-08-26, 21:11   Link #19473
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"just listen to her nya nya for 10 minutes. you'll become a cat in no time!"
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or listen to him singings if you cant stand nya nya 10 min.
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Old 2012-08-26, 21:56   Link #19474
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Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.
Must remember to lock the doors of the room and upgrade the CCTV to full HD models with sound.

I'm sure the videos will entertain this thread for some time.
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Old 2012-08-26, 22:00   Link #19475
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Are you sure, SaintessHeart-chan? I'll probably hug you and then force alcohol into your system.
You can't make me drunk! I'll still be sober enough to escape!

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Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.
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Must remember to lock the doors of the room and upgrade the CCTV to full HD models with sound.

I'm sure the videos will entertain this thread for some time.
You guys do know that distributing that kind of material is considered a criminal act here right?
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-08-26, 22:05   Link #19476
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I'll be guarding the door
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Old 2012-08-26, 23:14   Link #19477
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All this, and more, on the next episode of Animesuki no Nichijo! Stay tuned!

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Old 2012-08-26, 23:41   Link #19478
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this rat is ready for FOOD COMBAT! nya ha haa!


"FOOD COMBAT!"
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Old 2012-08-26, 23:44   Link #19479
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this rat is ready for FOOD COMBAT! nya ha haa!
That's tormenting.... Survival of the fitness!!!
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Old 2012-08-27, 00:10   Link #19480
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^ lol...that rat is more fitter than me; it'll probably K.O. me in battle. :P

"this cat is angry"

can anyone translate what it's saying? i've no clue what it's saying..

Survival Strategy! ~moogle style~
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