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Old 2012-10-27, 00:10   Link #8841
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Old 2012-10-27, 00:37   Link #8842
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NSFW Sankaku : Cop Gets Off On 3P 13-Year-Old Sex: “They Looked 20!”

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Police have dropped child prostitution charges against one of their number who was caught paying girls aged 13 and 16 for 3P sex, accepting his excuse that “they looked at least 20,” prompting much outrage online.

According to Hokkaido prefectural police, one of their (completely unidentified) officers repeatedly paid two girls aged 13 and 16 for sex at a Sapporo hotel, having met them with the aid of a deai-kei site.

After he was caught, the officer, in his forties, claimed “they looked as if they were at least over 20″ and maintains they lied about their ages.

Prosecutors inexplicably dropped multiple child prostitution charges against him, although police did punish him with a 3 month suspension. He has since tendered his resignation, perhaps intending to take up teaching instead.

The “I didn’t know they were underage” defence is not usually admissible in underage sex trials, even when lies and false IDs are employed by the underage party, and such prosecutions commonly end in convictions – although police prosecutors can still decline to prosecute in the first place, as happened here.
Does anyone know how to get a Japanese citizenship and a place in their police force? I have a military background.
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Old 2012-10-27, 01:31   Link #8843
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Chinese man sues wife over ugly child – and wins $120,000

Many people are used to returning merchandise if they find that it doesn't match their needs. But one Chinese man went a step further, and returned his wife – getting $120,000 in a court settlement.

Jian Feng, living in Northern China, has filed for divorce from his wife after he found their newborn child to be “incredibly ugly,” arguing that his wife tricked him into the union by appearing to be a beautiful woman when she was instead ugly.

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It was an apparent case of false advertising, as it turned out that that his once-beloved had spent over $100,000 in plastic surgery to modify her appearance.
http://rt.com/news/shinese-man-sues-ugly-wife-353/

Beauty is skin deep, and this lady tries to bury her old self. I can imagine the thought of the husband: "Ugh, I had sex with that..."

Though, if you ask me, with the male-female ratio in China, can a man really afford to toss away a female? I guess so. There are some out there, who may be lucky to even have anybody.
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Old 2012-10-27, 01:57   Link #8844
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http://rt.com/news/shinese-man-sues-ugly-wife-353/

Beauty is skin deep, and this lady tries to bury her old self. I can imagine the thought of the husband: "Ugh, I had sex with that..."

Though, if you ask me, with the male-female ratio in China, can a man really afford to toss away a female? I guess so. There are some out there, who may be lucky to even have anybody.
There is always this. [/sarcasm]
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Old 2012-10-27, 03:49   Link #8845
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moose rams cruiser, stomps on roof, then returns to forest

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PRINCE GEORGE, B.C. — In this case of moose versus Mountie, the officer — and his car — got the worst of it.

RCMP say the officer was writing a report in his car in Prince George, B.C., on Thursday when he saw two moose crossing an intersection.
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/10...olice-cruiser/
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Old 2012-10-27, 04:59   Link #8846
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NSFW Sankaku : Cop Gets Off On 3P 13-Year-Old Sex: “They Looked 20!”



Does anyone know how to get a Japanese citizenship and a place in their police force? I have a military background.
When did you stop pretending liking only 3d loli ?
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Old 2012-10-27, 06:56   Link #8847
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That's probably why you shouldn't drive towards a moose, even if you're a cop... pretty sure they don't follow the pull over to the side of the road procedure.
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Old 2012-10-27, 09:23   Link #8848
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natural ugly duckling family genetics syndrome (NO surgery required)

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http://rt.com/news/shinese-man-sues-ugly-wife-353/

Beauty is skin deep, and this lady tries to bury her old self. I can imagine the thought of the husband: "Ugh, I had sex with that..."

Though, if you ask me, with the male-female ratio in China, can a man really afford to toss away a female? I guess so. There are some out there, who may be lucky to even have anybody.
REALLY (10x) SUPER akward moment when his daughter grew up to be a very VERY hawt bombshell popular idol who could even receive the Miss China crown & more HECK!! Miss Universe.........

then he realized that "oh right!! my genes, i forgot all about my @#$%ing genes!!............. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......................"

cue his wife's trollface.........
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Old 2012-10-27, 09:37   Link #8849
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SH, that is disgusting. think of the impressionable little kids here who would accidentally stumble onto your link.
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Old 2012-10-27, 09:45   Link #8850
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SH, that is disgusting. think of the impressionable little kids here who would accidentally stumble onto your link.
Of course it is disgusting. That is why I put the sarcasm tag to it.

Now you highlighted it with strong language, we have to run before the evil demoness descends upon us.......
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Old 2012-10-27, 11:42   Link #8851
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Why is it that SaintessHeart always calls upon me? It seems he's trying to be masochistic tsundere all the time.


Man Claims Justin Bieber Stole His Credit Card To Buy Penis Enlargement Pills, Abortion For Selena Gomez

What I found funny was the "Canadian bear rug".
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Old 2012-10-27, 13:21   Link #8852
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Why is it that SaintessHeart always calls upon me? It seems he's trying to be masochistic tsundere all the time.


Man Claims Justin Bieber Stole His Credit Card To Buy Penis Enlargement Pills, Abortion For Selena Gomez

What I found funny was the "Canadian bear rug".
This could very well be scripted reality. What if the person was paid to make this stupid move so that either some newspaper has a story or to increase Bieber publicity (or both). If something is too stupid to be true... it could be scripted reality.
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Old 2012-10-27, 20:28   Link #8853
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Such dedication. What's next? Playboy Bunny?
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Old 2012-10-27, 21:25   Link #8854
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...10-25-21-04-05
Not a flying shark, but still...
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Old 2012-10-28, 01:17   Link #8855
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I'm back from Japan!! And this apparently happened while I was there:
14 suffer minor burns on Tokyo subway after bottle held by woman bursts

In Tokyo....
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Old 2012-10-28, 02:12   Link #8856
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I'm back from Japan!! And this apparently happened while I was there:
14 suffer minor burns on Tokyo subway after bottle held by woman bursts

In Tokyo....
What kind of detergent is that? Probably a prank like pumping carbon dioxide into calcium carbonate or something.
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Old 2012-10-28, 04:13   Link #8857
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Hope his wife counters him and sue for having a small di*k
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Old 2012-10-28, 04:29   Link #8858
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I'm back from Japan!! And this apparently happened while I was there:
14 suffer minor burns on Tokyo subway after bottle held by woman bursts

In Tokyo....
With ten fire engines on the scene and presumably lots of cops and SATs, they thought the Aum was back with a vengeance.
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Old 2012-10-28, 04:50   Link #8859
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With ten fire engines on the scene and presumably lots of cops and SATs, they thought the Aum was back with a vengeance.
Well the closest thing I know with detergent in it as a bomb and with caustic alkali properties is the Drano Bomb.

To make it fill the bottle with alumnium powder, and make a spike on the inside of the bottlecap with aluminium foil. Put a plastic bag in the bottle, fill it with toilet bowl cleaner, tie the bag up and screw the bottle. Shake it to burst the bag inside, let the components mix and blow the bottle.

To make it more "inconspiciuous", thread coloured and weighted plastic/metal beads and tie them around the bottle to act like ball bearings on a grenade.
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Old 2012-10-28, 05:34   Link #8860
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What kind of detergent is that? Probably a prank like pumping carbon dioxide into calcium carbonate or something.
With such a strong detergent you can certainly get rid of any stains on your clothing. You could as well take a scissor though, the result might be the same.
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