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Old 2012-11-16, 05:45   Link #8981
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You WANTED that to happen to you, don't you, pervert?
I... I wasn't, I swear It's not like I would approach a girl and flash her, hoping she'd pull out a whip and say "are you sure?" and then when I try to run away she'd lash that whip around my neck and pull me to the ground, and then she'll step on my cr....

Ahem, that woman had a Ruger, yeah. Uh......
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Old 2012-11-16, 07:20   Link #8982
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Err... who come up with these ideas anyway

Paternity tests for 'promiscuous' Hermann's tortoise
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Old 2012-11-16, 23:36   Link #8983
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Extraordinary white humpback whale documented off Norway:

"Mariners who spend lots of time at sea are witness to all sorts of amazing sights,
but very rarely does one get to witness the almost mythical white whale. Dan Fisher
has seen and documented this animal."

See:

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/...ed+off+norway/
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Old 2012-11-16, 23:51   Link #8984
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Extraordinary white humpback whale documented off Norway:

"Mariners who spend lots of time at sea are witness to all sorts of amazing sights,
but very rarely does one get to witness the almost mythical white whale. Dan Fisher
has seen and documented this animal."

See:

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/...ed+off+norway/
Paging Captain Ahab...
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Old 2012-11-17, 11:25   Link #8985
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Paging Captain Ahab...
Ahab would have to fend off both the great beast and the crew of Whale Wars this time around
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Old 2012-11-17, 14:21   Link #8986
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Ahab would have to fend off both the great beast and the crew of Whale Wars this time around
We should let him replace Bernanke and police those whales dealing with the WTI.
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Old 2012-11-19, 06:16   Link #8987
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Android flaw blocks December dates

No December? but that means no sexy Santa cosplay
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Old 2012-11-19, 08:21   Link #8988
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The shock of the (male) nude


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An exhibition in Vienna probes our attitude towards nudity - people in the West have become accustomed to the naked female form, but male nudes can still shock. Before the show opened, the museum even covered up parts of its own posters, saying they had caused public outrage.

Five naked male statues on a pedestal confront you as you enter the new exhibition at the Leopold Museum.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20218094
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Old 2012-11-19, 09:19   Link #8989
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Ecuador officials reject donkey as candidate
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-16-14-23-34
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The demand of dozens of citizens has been denied in the Ecuadorean city of Guayaquil: There will be no jackass running for the legislature.

At least 40 people paraded their candidate through the city's streets to the electoral council offices. Mr. Burro even wore a tie. But officials refused to even let them in the door on Thursday, even though backers had dummied up a mock voter registration card showing the candidate's photo superimposed on a man wearing a business suit.
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Old 2012-11-20, 22:47   Link #8990
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Old 2012-11-21, 06:13   Link #8991
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Mom: Movie attack plot suspect 'born different'
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-21-03-12-20
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Old 2012-11-21, 09:01   Link #8992
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"Ikki Tousen" Stage Play Photographed

Now the question is....will clothes be ripped?
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Old 2012-11-21, 10:22   Link #8993
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Jury-rigged mobile office canít keep driver from being caught speeding
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Distracted drivers existed well before the advent of cellphones, and will likely exist long after such devices are shrunk to the size of a thumbnail and implanted under our skins at birth. In the meantime, many drivers will try to split their attention to the road with their work -- and one of the worst such offenders was caught hauling not just a phone or laptop, but an entire mobile office.
Using cellphones while driving is one thing, but this one takes distraction to a whole new level.
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Old 2012-11-21, 16:30   Link #8994
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It only cost him 120 Euro and after putting his office into the trunk he was allowed to continue his journey.
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Old 2012-11-21, 17:40   Link #8995
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Singapore Ranks as Least Emotional Country in the World, Residents Living in the Philippines are the Most Emotional

http://www.gallup.com/poll/158882/si...try-world.aspx
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Old 2012-11-22, 03:46   Link #8996
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Singapore Ranks as Least Emotional Country in the World, Residents Living in the Philippines are the Most Emotional

http://www.gallup.com/poll/158882/si...try-world.aspx
It's time.
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Old 2012-11-22, 07:21   Link #8997
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Christie smells setup, won't answer Twinkie query
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-16-21-16-17
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The governor quipped: "I know it! You people are the worst! This is a setup! I am not answering questions on Twinkies, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's bad that I even said the word `Twinkie' from behind this microphone."
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Old 2012-11-22, 07:55   Link #8998
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Christie smells setup, won't answer Twinkie query
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...11-16-21-16-17
Wave a box of twinkies at him.
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Old 2012-11-22, 08:00   Link #8999
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South Pacific Sandy Island 'proven not to exist'


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A South Pacific island, shown on marine charts and world maps as well as on Google Earth and Google Maps, does not exist, Australian scientists say.

The supposedly sizeable strip of land, named Sandy Island on Google maps, was positioned midway between Australia and French-governed New Caledonia.

But when scientists from the University of Sydney went to the area, they found only the blue ocean of the Coral Sea.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20442487
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Old 2012-11-22, 10:31   Link #9000
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so that is where Lost Island is.
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