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Old 2012-12-04, 01:44   Link #9101
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Looks like a ground attack helicopter.
it is use to hunt landsharks.
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Old 2012-12-04, 03:04   Link #9102
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Public Rallies Against Garut District Head Over Crude Divorce of Teenage Wife

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When a reporter from Detik.com ask Aceng why he divorced his teenage bride, the district chief explained that she didn’t bleed after they consummated their marriage.

“On the first night, I felt that she was not virgin because no blood came out,” he said. “I wanted to marry a woman who beautiful on the outside and the inside.”

Aceng then lamented to a reporter from MajalahDetik.com that he only slept with Fani once after spending Rp 250 million ($26,000) on their wedding.

“Even sleeping with an artist doesn’t cost that much,” he complained. “After I bought her, I found out that she was ‘not as advertised,’ so I returned her.”
Wow... This is what i called a fast marriage.
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Old 2012-12-04, 03:16   Link #9103
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So it has entered Jakartaglobe at last...
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Old 2012-12-04, 03:39   Link #9104
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More like this is what we call an idiot with no clue on how hymens work and vary. We don't even have to get into the vast nonsense of treating people like merchandise.
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Old 2012-12-04, 06:45   Link #9105
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More like this is what we call an idiot with no clue on how hymens work and vary. We don't even have to get into the vast nonsense of treating people like merchandise.
I say we give him free sex ed........conducted by a former BDSM whore from Amsterdam.

And we replace the whip with metal coiled ones attached to a high voltage, low current power supply.
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Old 2012-12-04, 06:51   Link #9106
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More like this is what we call an idiot with no clue on how hymens work and vary. We don't even have to get into the vast nonsense of treating people like merchandise.
Sadly Mr Vexx, many idiots like this looms in my country. And more sadly, they are holding powerful position in my country...
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Old 2012-12-04, 08:07   Link #9107
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it is use to hunt landsharks.
Amd what would they use for hunting flying shark ?
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Old 2012-12-04, 08:26   Link #9108
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Amd what would they use for hunting flying shark ?
Those plasma guns Vexx used at A51. They have got a handheld version of the Apache's autotracking system and motorised accelerators for launching plasma bolts.
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Old 2012-12-04, 13:22   Link #9109
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Hm, I struggle to find the appropriate thread to drop this .. and it's not like it's a surprise after the prior announcement of a Persona 4 one.. but .. Here's "Bashcraft" again with a "lol wut? Japan" piece:

Sword Art Online Exists, So They’re Making an Adult Video of It

http://kotaku.com/5965421/sword-art-...lt-video-of-it - It's safe for work

Then again, this just reminds me of "Pirates" coming out of North America .. there's just a higher frequency of it (with less of a budget) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film)
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Old 2012-12-04, 17:15   Link #9110
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NASA: The world will not end on December 21, 2012

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/nasa-world-...175244526.html

As if I care!
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Old 2012-12-04, 19:59   Link #9111
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NASA: The world will not end on December 21, 2012

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/nasa-world-...175244526.html
People actually believe Nasa? Do you really think they'll let you in on the global conspiracy to sneak the best and the brightest onto their huge, ultra-secret arks, leaving the rest of us to sink or swim when the moon crashes into the earth? (Pfft, it's the moon, not some whatchamacallit planet Naboo. Stupid reporter can't even get his facts right.) I'm not trusting them men-in-black-in-spacesuits. My magic pony has never lied to me and I'm going to hide in a very high place before the world ends. You should do the same. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Old 2012-12-04, 20:08   Link #9112
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People actually believe Nasa? Do you really think they'll let you in on the global conspiracy to sneak the best and the brightest onto their huge, ultra-secret arks, leaving the rest of us to sink or swim when the moon crashes into the earth? (Pfft, it's the moon, not some whatchamacallit planet Naboo. Stupid reporter can't even get his facts right.) I'm not trusting them men-in-black-in-spacesuits. My magic pony has never lied to me and I'm going to hide in a very high place before the world ends. You should do the same. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Prove that they build a giant cannon named Kadingir in the elevator shaft of their HQ. Or FEMA's HQ.
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Old 2012-12-04, 20:37   Link #9113
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Prove that they build a giant cannon named Kadingir in the elevator shaft of their HQ. Or FEMA's HQ.
Proof? Who needs proof? My magic pony never lies. NEVER!

Don't believe me? Who cares, your loss.
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Old 2012-12-04, 20:38   Link #9114
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Prove that they build a giant cannon named Kadingir in the elevator shaft of their HQ. Or FEMA's HQ.
FEMA has a HQ in Alaska?
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Old 2012-12-04, 20:58   Link #9115
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FEMA has a HQ in Alaska?
It is at Atlanta. Either that or one of the branches.

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Proof? Who needs proof? My magic pony never lies. NEVER!

Don't believe me? Who cares, your loss.
If the moon really drops, my waifus will blow it to pieces. And that lump of horse meat is going to become someone's Christmas dinner.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2012-12-04, 21:00   Link #9116
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US: Why a Falling Birth Rate Is a Big Problem

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-fa...155818944.html

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Old 2012-12-04, 22:45   Link #9117
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NASA: The world will not end on December 21, 2012

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/nasa-world-...175244526.html

As if I care!
Some are contemplating suicide? C'mon, at least hold out a little longer and you get the ultimate death along with the rest of the planet!
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Old 2012-12-04, 23:45   Link #9118
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Meanwhile in China
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Old 2012-12-04, 23:56   Link #9119
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Old people now a days...

*reads doujinshi's
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Old 2012-12-05, 04:13   Link #9120
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Old people now a days...
Fluff it or lose it.

I'll just quote my good friend Ledgem:
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You've probably heard of the study widely circulated around the internet, about how a man should ejaculate two to three times a week to avoid prostate cancer? The theory was that stagnant semen breaks down into some toxic products. However, there are other studies that contradict this finding. So, from a physical standpoint, the answer is that (abstinence from sex) is probably not harmful, but we can't say for certain.
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