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Old 2013-02-08, 09:01   Link #24701
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Old 2013-02-08, 09:43   Link #24702
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Shit just blew my mind
And.. 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 .. will all follow

Yes, I'm being that guy. What kind of guy?

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Old 2013-02-08, 10:34   Link #24703
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I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!

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Old 2013-02-08, 10:48   Link #24704
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Old 2013-02-08, 10:55   Link #24705
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Mildly racist: Creepy White Guys --

White Guys Creeping Out Asian Women on Dating Sites (http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/)

Here's a sample:

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Old 2013-02-08, 10:57   Link #24706
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I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!
I think I need to arrange a visit..... This is embarrassing.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:05   Link #24707
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I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!
Congratulations. You are one step closer to the nirvana you seek, of Loli waifus and girlfriends.


If your wife is a loli, will your children be shotas?
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:14   Link #24708
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I think I need to arrange a visit..... This is embarrassing.
Would you like lotion, candles, rope and whip with that onee-sama?
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:15   Link #24709
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I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!

I actually know 2 ladies that stayed small (I'm 1.8m, they come up to my chest so I'm guessing 1.4ish) even after growing up. Age... let's just say after 'christmas' age. So bringing over a small lady doesn't mean loli...

You pedo
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:23   Link #24710
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I actually know 2 ladies that stayed small (I'm 1.8m, they come up to my chest so I'm guessing 1.4ish) even after growing up. Age... let's just say after 'christmas' age. So bringing over a small lady doesn't mean loli...

You pedo
1.4 m and a loli...

What is the height ballpark for loli?
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:23   Link #24711
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Mildly racist: Creepy White Guys --

White Guys Creeping Out Asian Women on Dating Sites (http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/)

Here's a sample:

You know, I try SO HARD to not be this guy but the people around me with less tact are constantly making it difficult. Most recent example: went out to dinner at a Japanese restaurant with some of my family, and out of nowhere my aunt decided to randomly start talking to the bartender about how "into Japanese culture" I am, as if him being an Asian guy working at a Japanese restaurant meant he would care. Made even more embarrassing by the fact that he then awkwardly asked me if I spoke the language to which I was forced to reply no. Maybe this story is worth a laugh in itself. Sigh.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:24   Link #24712
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Would you like lotion, candles, rope and whip with that onee-sama?
You guys should leave that to me. I've just booked a ticket to Singapore and will be there in 2 hours.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:28   Link #24713
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Wait, I just realized something.....

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Uni dakimakura.
Would you stop imagining me in twintails, Otouto? It is creepy even for me.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:41   Link #24714
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I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!
Congratulation on you approval!

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I think I need to arrange a visit..... This is embarrassing.
Why embarrassing?

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If your wife is a loli, will your children be shotas?
Nope it will be another loli!
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:42   Link #24715
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Obama went to Mars as a teen to help Mujahedeen.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:52   Link #24716
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You guys should leave that to me. I've just booked a ticket to Singapore and will be there in 2 hours.
That is one hell of a long weekend you are getting - from Saturday all the way to next Tuesday.

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I actually know 2 ladies that stayed small (I'm 1.8m, they come up to my chest so I'm guessing 1.4ish) even after growing up. Age... let's just say after 'christmas' age. So bringing over a small lady doesn't mean loli...

You pedo
At 1.78cm most girls would be short and loli by standards to me. Though I would prefer a girl that is around the size of Aoi Yuki.

And for your info, you are using the wrong word. It is aniki hogosha, not pedo - learn the difference between the words.

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I think I need to arrange a visit..... This is embarrassing.
Please bring her VA along, dressed in the same way for the occassion.



Thanks. *runs*

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Wait, I just realized something.....

Would you stop imagining me in twintails, Otouto? It is creepy even for me.
You are not flat enough.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:53   Link #24717
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You are not flat enough.
How do you know I'm not flat enough?
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:55   Link #24718
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:58   Link #24719
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How do you know I'm not flat enough?


You are implying that I am wrong? *runs*

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That was fast.
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Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.
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Old 2013-02-08, 12:03   Link #24720
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