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Akiyoshi · 2013-02-26, 02:44

It's just because StrikerS have more S.H.I.E.L.D. like feeling xD

A new batch of demons comes down from a portal..

Subaru: uh.. everyone, we have companny

Signum: Call it, Nanoha-san

Nanoha: All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Teana, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Signum-san, you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.

Teana: Want to give me a lift?

Signum: Right. Clench up tight, kid.

*Signum takes Teana to a rooftop*

Nanoha: Fate-chan, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning; light their numbers up.

*Fate charges Bardiche up and propels herself into the sky*

Nanoha: [to Subaru] You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here, and Vita...

Vita: uh!?

Nanoha: ...Smash!

Vita:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6NK6KEeQM

xD

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 03:16

Spoiler for Party:

Spoiler for Initiative:

Koveras Alvane · 2013-02-26, 05:05

All the more proof that the Magical Girl Warrior genre and the Super Hero genre basically have the same idea.

Spoiler for Budapest:

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 06:19

Spoiler for Stinger Blade use:

Sansker · 2013-02-26, 11:42

SD6 as the Avengers?

Ok that is funny

Nanya01 · 2013-02-26, 11:50

Now for something that's a bit freaky...

Spoiler for Freaky man, just freaky.:

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 12:12

What, no comment on the Stinger Blade one? Tough crowd.
Hmm, let see...

Spoiler for Power levels:

Sansker · 2013-02-26, 12:15

I didn't get that one you did back there.

This one is better. But couldn't not work with Uno when Fate raise her magic power in Jail's base?

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 12:23

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Originally Posted by Sansker

I didn't get that one you did back there.

This one is better. But couldn't not work with Uno when Fate raise her magic power in Jail's base?

Eh, I had another idea for Fate. The Stinger Blade was based on Devil May Cry 4. Search the "Dante got Lucifer" video on youtube and you'll see what I mean.

Spoiler for Classic scene.:

Sansker · 2013-02-26, 12:42

I get it now, but I just can't picture Chrono as Dante.

But the last one is really good

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 12:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansker

I get it now, but I just can't picture Chrono as Dante.

But the last one is really good

It's mostly based on the 4koma series where Chrono is a massive pervert.

I thought hey, maybe Chrosuke would do that.

Sansker · 2013-02-26, 13:03

4komas are not to be take serious but yes, he is a pervert there.

Spoiler for A joke:

Lhklan · 2013-02-26, 13:50

Another Avengers joke:

Spoiler for Hammer:

Lycodrake · 2013-02-26, 16:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhklan

Another Avengers joke:

Spoiler for Hammer:

10/10, would laugh again. XD

Hoki · 2013-04-02, 06:52

I read the cow jokes and decided to add some of my own.

Nanoha: You have two cows, one is cloned from a farmer's favorite cow but was abandoned, the other from a cow highly revered in history and was forced to fight you. You get them by using military grade force.

Gil Graham: You own twin cows, which you use to try and shut down a business by imprisoning a young farmer that you supported. In the end, you get off with minimal punishment.

Teana: You own a cow, but you think your cow is inferior to cows your colleagues own, so you force it into harsh training. The cow suffers an emotional breakdown and attacks your instructor, who proceeds to blast it mercilessly. You later learn that your cow is unique in its own way, and training it to improve in its strong point is the correct way.

Caro: You have two cows; one is a pocket sized calf you raised from birth, the other a giant cow that is the guardian of your home ranch. You consider yourself as just a herder for the giant cow rather than its master.

Koveras Alvane · 2013-04-02, 09:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoki

Caro: You have two cows; one is a pocket sized calf you raised from birth, the other a giant cow that is the guardian of your home ranch. You consider yourself as just a herder for the giant cow rather than its master.

Caro: You have two cows. Neither produces milk, no matter how much you feed them.

*burned to a crisp by dragon fire*

2013-02-26, 02:44	Link #1281
Akiyoshi The Flame Crussader Join Date: Aug 2009	It's just because StrikerS have more S.H.I.E.L.D. like feeling xD A new batch of demons comes down from a portal.. Subaru: uh.. everyone, we have companny Signum: Call it, Nanoha-san Nanoha: All right listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Teana, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Signum-san, you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash. Teana: Want to give me a lift? Signum: Right. Clench up tight, kid. Signum takes Teana to a rooftop Nanoha: Fate-chan, you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning; light their numbers up. Fate charges Bardiche up and propels herself into the sky Nanoha: [to Subaru] You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here, and Vita... Vita: uh!? Nanoha: ...Smash! Vita: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6NK6KEeQM xD __________________ May 29 2010-2013 ...it won't be forgotten ~The ASFB~

2013-02-26, 03:16	Link #1282
Lhklan The Unpronounceable Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Clock Tower	Spoiler for Party: static ???: Everyone alright down there? Teana: Vice? You're alright now? What are you doing here? Vice: Yes. And I'm bringing the party to you. cue a helicopter passing by with an absurdly amount of drones entering the scene hot on its tail Teana: I-I don't see how that's a party. Spoiler for Initiative: Thoma arriving home" Thoma: Steed, I'm back. Steed: Welcome back. Thoma stops as he sees a figure in his living room* Chrono: "I am the Black Knight". You think you're the only mage in the world? Mr. Avenir, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet. Thoma: Excuse me, but... who are you? Chrono: Chrono Harlaown, TSAB Admiral. Thoma: Eh?! Chrono: I'm here to talk to you about the SDF6 Initiative. Last edited by Lhklan; 2013-02-26 at 03:38.

2013-02-26, 05:05	Link #1283
Koveras Alvane Mastermind Rational Author Join Date: May 2010 Location: Karlsruhe, Germany Age: 26	All the more proof that the Magical Girl Warrior genre and the Super Hero genre basically have the same idea. Spoiler for Budapest: Subaru: This is just like Marine Garden all over again. Teana: You and I remember Marine Garden very differently. __________________ Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha AtonerS: Part I - "Ruins", Part II - "Choices", Part III - "Consequences" (TBA).

2013-02-26, 06:19	Link #1284
Lhklan The Unpronounceable Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Clock Tower	Spoiler for Stinger Blade use: Carim: Although I've heard some ... interesting rumors Admiral... Chrono: Such as? Carim: Well... whisper Chrono: Ah, I see. Would you like to see it? Carim: Eh?! Days later, in a hidden place with a very big wall Chrono: This would do. S2U, start it please. S2U: Song #666, start. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24WHSvQJfq8 Chrono: First I whip it out!

2013-02-26, 11:42	Link #1285
Sansker Manus ad Ferrum Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Costa Rica Age: 22	SD6 as the Avengers? Ok that is funny __________________

2013-02-26, 12:12	Link #1287
Lhklan The Unpronounceable Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Clock Tower	What, no comment on the Stinger Blade one? Tough crowd. Hmm, let see... Spoiler for Power levels: Quattro glanced at one panel before Nanoha fire her shot Quattro: WHAT? IT'S OVER 9000?! THIS CANNOT BE!!" shot

2013-02-26, 12:15	Link #1288
Sansker Manus ad Ferrum Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Costa Rica Age: 22	I didn't get that one you did back there. This one is better. But couldn't not work with Uno when Fate raise her magic power in Jail's base? __________________

2013-02-26, 12:42	Link #1290
Sansker Manus ad Ferrum Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Costa Rica Age: 22	I get it now, but I just can't picture Chrono as Dante. But the last one is really good __________________

2013-02-26, 13:03	Link #1292
Sansker Manus ad Ferrum Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Costa Rica Age: 22	4komas are not to be take serious but yes, he is a pervert there. Spoiler for A joke: StrikerS, were we see the clone troopers... I mean the mage fighting the droids... I mean the Gadget drones, all over Cursant... I mean Cranagan, while the others go to destroy the Death Star... I mean the Cradle... which series I was talking about again? __________________

2013-02-26, 13:50	Link #1293
Lhklan The Unpronounceable Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Clock Tower	Another Avengers joke: Spoiler for Hammer: Nanoha: Can we please talk about this? Vita: Just get out of our way. We don't want to hurt anybody. Yuuno: Then prove it. Put that hammer down. Fate: Uh, I don't think that's such a- Vita: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!? GRAF EISEN GIGANT FORM!!! Graf Eisen: Ja! Yuuno: Crap.

2013-04-02, 06:52	Link #1295
Hoki Professor Lech Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Somewhere in Asia	I read the cow jokes and decided to add some of my own. Nanoha: You have two cows, one is cloned from a farmer's favorite cow but was abandoned, the other from a cow highly revered in history and was forced to fight you. You get them by using military grade force. Gil Graham: You own twin cows, which you use to try and shut down a business by imprisoning a young farmer that you supported. In the end, you get off with minimal punishment. Teana: You own a cow, but you think your cow is inferior to cows your colleagues own, so you force it into harsh training. The cow suffers an emotional breakdown and attacks your instructor, who proceeds to blast it mercilessly. You later learn that your cow is unique in its own way, and training it to improve in its strong point is the correct way. Caro: You have two cows; one is a pocket sized calf you raised from birth, the other a giant cow that is the guardian of your home ranch. You consider yourself as just a herder for the giant cow rather than its master.