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Old 2013-03-02, 03:35   Link #9721
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Oh lordy...

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Indonesian mother kills son over 'small penis'

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-...091437371.html


So... she did a "motherly" thing by ending her kid's suffering early (i.e. getting it over with). But still... ... didn't she know? Some chicks may have a thing for a small peen...
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Old 2013-03-02, 03:43   Link #9722
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Either childhood problem or she had lost her own self-esteem. They tend to overlap with each other, though.
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Old 2013-03-02, 07:43   Link #9723
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Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!



The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL
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Old 2013-03-02, 09:50   Link #9724
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Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!



The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL
And it raises the button replacement rate because perverts would fondle the home button.
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Old 2013-03-02, 10:24   Link #9725
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Oh lordy...



http://sg.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-...091437371.html


So... she did a "motherly" thing by ending her kid's suffering early (i.e. getting it over with). But still... ... didn't she know? Some chicks may have a thing for a small peen...
An obsession with your offspring's genitals just sounds creepy, even if she didn't murder him. But she did, which makes it like, horrible by an exponent.
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Old 2013-03-02, 10:40   Link #9726
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And it raises the button replacement rate because perverts would fondle the home button.
Oh you know you want to slide that shimapan to the side so you can insert your USB connector. You know you want to.
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Old 2013-03-02, 13:48   Link #9727
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Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!



The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL
Sonna soubi de daijoubu ka?
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Old 2013-03-02, 15:50   Link #9728
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Oh you know you want to slide that shimapan to the side so you can insert your USB connector. You know you want to.
Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!
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Old 2013-03-02, 15:57   Link #9729
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Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!
*Looks to the left side of the screen* Oh, I have NO idea.

Meanwhile....

Fresh Prince in da HOUSE yall

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‘Fresh Prince’ theme leads to school lockdown

A student's outgoing voice mail message quoting the theme to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" led to a school lockdown in Ambridge, Pa.

The Times Online in Beaver, Pa., explains what happened. A receptionist from a doctor's office called to remind student Travis Clawson about an upcoming appointment. Clawson didn't pick up, so the call went to voice mail.

The receptionist heard what sounded like a threat about "shooting" and "school" on Clawson's outgoing message. Apparently, the message was intended to quote a lyric from the Will Smith sitcom's theme song that goes, "And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school." It's unclear if the receptionist misheard Clawson's message or if the student altered the lyrics.

The receptionist notified police, who notified school officials, who instituted a lockdown on every school in the county. After 20 frantic minutes, authorities located Clawson in the high school's guidance counselor's office.

Police took him into custody and interviewed him. It was then that Clawson explained his message was just a riff on the popular '90s sitcom about a young Philadelphia man who goes to live with his "auntie and uncle in Bel Air." According to Times Online, District Attorney Anthony Berosh said that after listening to the message closely it was determined that it did follow the Quincy Jones-penned song. Clawson was released and no charges were filed.

No word on whether he said "Smell ya later" upon being cleared.
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Old 2013-03-02, 16:13   Link #9730
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Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!

The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL
what if it doesn't have a button? slide to unlock?

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Oh you know you want to slide that shimapan to the side so you can insert your USB connector. You know you want to.
ok this is a good idea

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Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!
mine will be ~fuah~ or some heavy breathing
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Old 2013-03-02, 22:31   Link #9731
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*Looks to the left side of the screen* Oh, I have NO idea.

Meanwhile....

Fresh Prince in da HOUSE yall
Oh how i remember that show.

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Old 2013-03-02, 22:36   Link #9732
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Haha, wow, never thought Fresh Prince would somehow tie in to school lockdowns/shootings. Kinda sad to be honest. Great show, though. I remember my buddy in high school "fresh prince'd" an essay during our senior year because he was too lazy to finish it, he started the essay then lead in to the theme song, like that old 4chan meme. The teacher actually thought it was funny even though he got a 0 on it.
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Old 2013-03-02, 23:26   Link #9733
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What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!
You are probably perverted enough to do it but still concious of the potential social stigma of doing such thing to not do it.
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Old 2013-03-03, 00:24   Link #9734
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What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!
Because you are. You are a shameless lolicon with a desire to crossdress. The fact your Sumeragi-nee-sama's favorite otouto to abuse discipline says it all.
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Old 2013-03-04, 02:11   Link #9735
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Oh how i remember that show.

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Best show ever.
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Old 2013-03-04, 05:48   Link #9736
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Expectant parents die in NY crash; infant survives
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...03-04-02-50-42
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NEW YORK (AP) -- Police continue to search for the driver of a BMW and a passenger who fled an accident after slamming into a livery cab, killing a young pregnant woman and her husband. Their unborn baby survived
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Old 2013-03-04, 09:29   Link #9737
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Australian miners fired for 'Harlem Shake'

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Up to 15 miners have been fired for performing the "Harlem Shake" dance craze underground in an Australian gold mine, according to reports.

The West Australian newspaper said the miners lost their six-figure salaries over the stunt in the Agnew Gold Mine last week.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2...tralian-miners
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Old 2013-03-04, 09:37   Link #9738
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'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police

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Old 2013-03-04, 09:43   Link #9739
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2...tralian-miners
In related news, Australian mining companies have been confirmed to "not have a lick of sense of humor" and are generally douchebags.
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Old 2013-03-04, 12:24   Link #9740
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any billionaires who live in the area?
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