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Old 2013-06-08, 23:31   Link #10261
MrTerrorist
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Sweden male train drivers wear skirts after shorts row

Are you manly enough to wear skirts
"Why are you wearing a skirt?"
"That's not a skirt. It's a kilt."
"Oh. I didn't know you were Scottish."
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Old 2013-06-09, 00:12   Link #10262
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Kilts maybe ... worn those.
But for kilts there would be nothing underneath...
bad thoughts, brain bleach time
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Old 2013-06-09, 00:53   Link #10263
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Harry saved me from gay hate attack: Prince in extraordinary showdown with troops who threatened gunner

No perverted rear-gunner jokes please. Especially you dirty fujoshis/fudanshis out there.
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Old 2013-06-09, 00:59   Link #10264
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No perverted rear-gunner jokes please. Especially you dirty fujoshis/fudanshis out there.
When is the Gunner one to be Gunned? By no other but his Commander!
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Old 2013-06-09, 01:00   Link #10265
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But he was a tanker. Tanks just have the one big...
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Old 2013-06-09, 02:38   Link #10266
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Any Commander who protects his men from harmful others is worthy of respect and to follow in battle.
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Old 2013-06-09, 02:48   Link #10267
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For a moment I was trying to puzzle out just what kind of innuendo you had put in then realised...yeah sorry. This place is a bad influence it seems.
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Old 2013-06-09, 04:07   Link #10268
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Harry saved me from gay hate attack: Prince in extraordinary showdown with troops who threatened gunner

No perverted rear-gunner jokes please. Especially you dirty fujoshis/fudanshis out there.
Prince and his gunner.....SOMEONE MAKE A GAME NOW PLEASE!!!
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Old 2013-06-09, 05:52   Link #10269
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Harry saved me from gay hate attack: Prince in extraordinary showdown with troops who threatened gunner

No perverted rear-gunner jokes please. Especially you dirty fujoshis/fudanshis out there.
And you have to bring it up Which leads to

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For a moment I was trying to puzzle out just what kind of innuendo you had put in then realised...yeah sorry. This place is a bad influence it seems.
seit-san's so lewd
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Old 2013-06-09, 06:00   Link #10270
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I was am Pure and Innocent™. Don't make me action a libel suit against you.
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Old 2013-06-10, 17:27   Link #10271
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UFO With S-Shaped Fin Photographed Over Netherlands Castle:

""It was a tubular-shaped object that had an S-shaped fin on it. If it had been
any type of missile, it would've had multiple fins, but facing the same direction.
We heard nothing, it was completely quiet out. The more I flipped through the
frames, it was kind of creepy," Federer recalled. "I've been shooting for quite
some time and I've seen other stuff in the news, but I've never seen anything
[like this] with my own eye."

See:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3399256.html
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Old 2013-06-11, 12:45   Link #10272
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YACOLT, WA (KPTV) - The search for a 19-year-old woman wearing nothing but a fanny pack in the woods of Skamania County resumed Tuesday morning in Washington state.

Maureen Kelly, from Vancouver, set out on a "spiritual quest" and walked away from a campsite at Canyon Creek Campground on Sunday around 5 p.m. A friend reported her missing in the early morning hours of Monday, said Skamania County Undersheriff Dave Cox.

Kelly was only wearing a fanny pack, which had a small knife and a compass inside, and perhaps some other items. She was otherwise naked and, though it was a mild night, not prepared for the elements.

http://www.kptv.com/story/22548141/s...ton-campground
where do these people get weird idea about spiritual quests form?
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Old 2013-06-12, 15:01   Link #10273
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Japanese diplomat criticized for pulling a Shana.
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Old 2013-06-12, 16:07   Link #10274
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Officials: Woman approaches kids with chain saw
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...06-11-13-54-11
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WINFIELD, Mo. (AP) -- A Missouri woman is accused of trying to scare children by approaching them with a chain saw while wearing a ski mask.

The Lincoln County Sheriff's Department says Lynn Marie Herzog of Winfield, Mo., is charged with felony harassment in the Sunday incident.
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Old 2013-06-12, 19:57   Link #10275
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Replace the tsundere with a yandere...then we'll see some real action
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Old 2013-06-13, 16:02   Link #10276
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Rumor: Queen Elizabeth I was imposter in drag:

"New controversial book claims Queen Elizabeth I was an imposter in drag,
according to unearthed historic manuscripts."

See:

http://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-que...poster-in-drag


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Store special? Bananas with cocaine found at Denmark supermarket:

"Some boxes from Colombia were heavier than others, thanks to bags of white
powder."

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http://news.msn.com/world/store-spec...rk-supermarket


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Bank clerk falls asleep on keyboard, transfers millions to customer:

"Falling asleep on a keyboard usually just causes inadvertent typos, but it led to a
$293 million error by one really tired bank clerk."

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http://news.msn.com/world/bank-clerk...ns-to-customer
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Old 2013-06-13, 16:21   Link #10277
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Not cute at all... I thought it was a woman saying " Urusai, baka!, shi'ne!!!"

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Store special? Bananas with cocaine found at Denmark supermarket:

"Some boxes from Colombia were heavier than others, thanks to bags of white
powder."

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http://news.msn.com/world/store-spec...rk-supermarket
Just found the reason for Miharu's addiction to bananas..
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Old 2013-06-13, 18:00   Link #10278
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That would give new meaning to the nickname "The Virgin Queen".

But no.
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Old 2013-06-13, 21:41   Link #10279
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Lawsuit: Man allowed to curse on NY ticket payment
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...06-13-14-40-49
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Old 2013-06-14, 19:53   Link #10280
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"Virtual sex company ThriXXX recently announced their new VRSexKit, which will
include an array of products to provide the best virtual sex experience created. This
isn't too tall of an order, considering that the bar was set in 1992 by The
Lawnmower Man, a Stephen King movie absolutely nobody watches anymore."

Anyway, the trailer for the VRSexKit sells the whole shebang as a paradise of
masturbation, but -- when you look into the details -- it begins to look more like a
prototype Terminator that was sent back in time to manipulate the human race into
dying of humiliation. Here are four terrible, likely results of this high-tech onanism
rig."

See:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4...than-real-sex/
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