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Old 2006-06-03, 23:35   Link #541
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Originally Posted by Lumiliun
This joke is kind of old... But still, it's new for those who hasn't heard it yet
Here it goes...


Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Then a guy walks in and asks the barman;
"Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman answers;
"Yeah, it's them."

So the guy walks over to them and asks,
"Hey, what are you guys doing?"

And Bush says;
"We're planning world war 3."

And the guy says;
"Really? What's gonna happen?"

Bush says;
"Well, we're going to kill 20 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman!"

The guy looked confused and said;
"What? Why a bicycle repairman!?"

Then Bush turns to Powell and says;
"Ha! I told you so! No-one would care about the 20 million Afghans."



(And for those who does not understand: it's making fun of Bush, -not 20 million afghans.)

lol good one
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Old 2006-06-04, 00:43   Link #542
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Well, I've got another one...
heh...


A man went on a bus. I do not know why, but he had his pockets full of golf balls (well, he's a golfer...). The bus was guite crowded and he sat down next to an old lady. He noticed that the lady glanced at him and his pockets. As the lady would not stop glance at him he said;
"It's golf balls."

The lady stopped looking at him but after a while she said;
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbows?"

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Old 2006-06-05, 01:04   Link #543
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GO here , enjoy the scooby doo cosplay ^_^.

You gotta go down to the scooby doo pic of Velma ^_^.

If not jsut click on the spoiler.
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Old 2006-06-06, 05:47   Link #544
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Comic Soccer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaFm47lsL2g

I feel bad laughing at some of the players, but I couldn't help it. :x
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Old 2006-06-07, 05:50   Link #545
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Here's a joke I read on another forum I go to:


Why did the college kid cry?

He was getting a Dell.
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Old 2006-06-08, 00:33   Link #546
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I found this image (starwars), enjoy now. Imperial Walker ^_^
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Old 2006-06-19, 11:56   Link #547
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I never seen this episode before but this is the looney tunes version of 8 mile.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuzMzUUxE...inal%20fantasy
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Old 2006-06-21, 10:36   Link #548
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I am going to hell for thinking this is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62t8CwD9rWQ
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Old 2006-06-21, 18:56   Link #549
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High Flight

by John Gillespie Magee, Jr.
Annotated by Captain Bruce Mayes, ASC


Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth [1]
And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings; [2]
Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds [3] -- and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of [4] -- Wheeled and soared and swung [5]
High in the sunlit silence. [6] Hov'ring there [7]
I've chased the shouting wing along,
and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air. [8]
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace [9]
Where never lark, or even eagle flew [10]
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space, [11]
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God. [12]


[1] - Each pilot-in-command shall, before slipping the surly bonds of earth, become familiar with all available information concerning that flight. FAR 91.103

[2] - During takeoff and landing, and while enroute, each required flight crewmember shall be at their crewmember station unless the absence is necessary to perform duties in connection with the operation of the aircraft or in connection with physiological needs, not including sky dancing on silvered wings. FAR 91.105(a)

[3] - Except as provided in paragraph (b) of this section and 91.157, no person may operate an aircraft under VFR nor sunward climb, nor join tumbling mirth, at any distance from sun-split clouds when the flight visibility is less than that prescribed for the corresponding altitude and class of airspace. FAR 91.155

[4] - No person may, within the United States act as a pilot-in-command or any other capacity or do a hundred things not dreamed of, in a civil aircraft of United States registry unless he has in his possession a current pilot certificate issued to him under this Part. FAR 61.3(b)

[5] - For the purpose of this section, aerobatic flight means an intentional maneuver involving an abrupt change in an aircraft's attitude, an abnormal attitude, or abnormal acceleration, including but not limited to, wheeling, soaring, and swinging, not necessary for normal flight. FAR 91.303

[6] - Unless otherwise authorized by ATC, no person may operate an aircraft in sunlit silence within Class B airspace unless that aircraft is equipped with an operable two-way radio capable of communications with ATC. FAR 91.131(c)(2)

[7] - The applicant for a private pilot certificate with rotorcraft category rating must have at least the following aeronautical experience: hovering, air taxiing, and maneuvering by ground references. FAR 61.107(b)(2)

[8] - Aircraft operations for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft through footless halls of air in a careless or reckless manner, or fling an eager craft, so as to endanger the life or property of another. FAR 91.13(a)

[9] - To be eligible for a first class medical certificate, an applicant must meet the requirements of paragraphs (b) through (f) of this section: (d) Mental and neurologic: (a) No personality disorder such as delirium, that is severe enough to have repeatedly manifested itself, i.e., topping heights with easy grace or by other overt acts. FAR 67.13

[10] - Pilots are urged to report any bird or other wildlife strike using FAA Form 5200-7, Bird Strike Incident/Ingestion Report. AIM 7-6-2(a)

[11] - The Captain is designated the in-flight security coordinator (ISC) for all flights, domestic and international. The ISC will: review pertinent security information relating to the screening and controlling of all who trod the untrespassed sanctity, with or without silent lifting minds and AOA badges. The ISC will ensure compliance and authorization for access to airport operational areas. FAR 108.10

[12] - God has established a voluntary Aviation Safety Reporting Program designed to stimulate the free and unrestricted flow of information concerning deficiencies and discrepancies in the aviation system. To ensure receipt of this information, the program provides for the waiver of certain disciplinary actions against persons, including pilots, who put out their hand in a timely manner (within 10 days) and report potentially unsafe incidents. Reporting forms are available at God facilities. AIM 7-6-1(a)
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Old 2006-06-26, 03:17   Link #550
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Lewis Black - American stand-up comedian

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lewis_Black

I must warn you that that the above link is rated NSFW for language. But mostly because it contains words such as shit, fuck, fuckers, and Michael Jackson.
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Old 2006-07-05, 22:20   Link #551
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that was really good, got anymore links like those?
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Old 2006-07-05, 22:29   Link #552
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Quote:
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Comic Soccer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaFm47lsL2g

I feel bad laughing at some of the players, but I couldn't help it. :x
omg, that owns, its so funny, neither could i stop laughing, especially the goalkeepers
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Old 2006-07-09, 19:03   Link #553
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Here's a funny little letter...


Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jwewlry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NHL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it did not help. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


Reply:

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. if all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that creates SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck, Tech Support
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Old 2006-07-09, 19:14   Link #554
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HAHA that letter cracked me up XD downloading tears 6.2 always work

hmm has anyone heard about the comedy 8 out of 10 cats? its a comedy disscussion show from the UK and DEAD funny...heres the first and second part of one eps ^^
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2unHYtdqS...of%2010%20cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQCmfjNKo...of%2010%20cats
enjoy ^^
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Old 2006-07-11, 09:15   Link #555
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The 7 Deadly Sins

You can learn a bit about them there, but it's better to take the test. The results are quite funny, in their own way. All of the tests are only 7 questions so it takes no time at all.

ps: I sorta stuffed it here, because there wasn't really any other place to put it ^_^.
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Old 2006-07-19, 13:01   Link #556
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Could be old but it thought i was funny to some sort.

Women Are Evil By Nature!


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They are quite evil.
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Old 2006-07-20, 12:34   Link #557
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I'm going to tell you something that I have seen on the internet that I would be banned for posting here on Animesuki.

1. In case you were ever wondering, yes. There is Bobby's World porn on the internet.

2. There is also Missingno porn on the internet. How people can make an erotic image of a glitch, I will never know.

Now for my own creations:

Spoiler for image (NOT, IT IS NOT PORN):
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Old 2006-07-24, 09:32   Link #558
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Old 2006-07-28, 02:43   Link #559
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I'm going to tell you something that I have seen on the internet that I would be banned for posting here on Animesuki.

1. In case you were ever wondering, yes. There is Bobby's World porn on the internet.

2. There is also Missingno porn on the internet. How people can make an erotic image of a glitch, I will never know.

Now for my own creations:

Spoiler for image (NOT, IT IS NOT PORN):
That pic is 100% right Gaiaonline has become so gay :'(
I used to enjoy it there but now it's full of spam/semprini
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Old 2006-07-31, 03:58   Link #560
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I just kept laughing and laughing and laughing at this gif.
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This one too. and more and more too. the third one is some what bloody.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:


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