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Old 2007-05-14, 15:31   Link #1
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Mobile Suit guidebook for newbies

Just saw this in another forum, and I found it very-funny, so I decided to translate it and put it up here:

Spoiler for English version:


Welcome to point out any errors I have made, as I am not too familiar with a gundams.

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Old 2007-05-14, 21:48   Link #2
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Old 2007-05-15, 04:45   Link #3
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Old 2007-05-15, 07:30   Link #4
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Welcome to point out any errors I have made
You made a double post.
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Old 2007-05-16, 22:38   Link #5
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Just thought up on one important point...

Don't attack unique motherships---they never sink.
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Old 2007-07-13, 02:00   Link #6
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Only in CE ;-) The White Base and Argama were both sunk...

And it's amazing how often this works, but... if you're hijacking an MS, don't forget to threaten to blow off the launch bay doors - they'll gladly open for you. Save your ammo for when it matters most.

If you're in a Mass Production Suit, avoid anything that comes in red/white/blue, has a V-fin, has the word Gundam somewhere in its name, or has scored more than 10 kills. Unless you have ample plot protection or are the main character.
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Old 2007-07-13, 03:29   Link #7
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Those were funny. my favorite ones were:

No "parking" your mobile suit in funny poses

and
Dont take walks in your mobile suit.

LOL
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Old 2007-07-13, 04:38   Link #8
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47. No matter what mech you piloting, don't fight Kira Yama-*beep*

what all because he got GOD-LIKE powers?!

besides that he is the ultimate coordinator/newtype/GOD-LIKE

he is the man & also get 2 girls that is a pink hair named LACUS & a yellow hair as a sister named CAGALLI
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Old 2007-07-13, 08:42   Link #9
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Actually it's because he has plot protection so thick you need a space-time rift to cut it, and your only hope of defeating him would be to take the scriptwriter out for coffee/lunch.

Well, on the other hand, he has a penchant for leaving pilots alive by dismembering their mechs, leaving you exposed to the harsh cold vacuum of space or dangerous environment of earth. A quick death to the enemy or a slow one to the environment, pick your poison.
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Old 2007-07-15, 08:07   Link #10
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Actually it's because he has plot protection so thick you need a space-time rift to cut it, and your only hope of defeating him would be to take the scriptwriter out for coffee/lunch.
That, or if there is a slump in Strike Freedom model sales.
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Old 2007-07-15, 17:43   Link #11
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Actually it's because he has plot protection so thick you need a space-time rift to cut it, and your only hope of defeating him would be to take the scriptwriter out for coffee/lunch.
Dimension Plier that plot armor away. Then one Goldion Hammer / Crusher and he's dust
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Old 2007-07-15, 19:05   Link #12
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LOL

That's an awesome guide book!
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Old 2007-07-15, 20:38   Link #13
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And sadly, most of the pointers are real in the Gundam universe sense. LMAO!
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Old 2007-07-17, 23:06   Link #14
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Old 2007-07-18, 21:54   Link #15
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Wonder if they would make a guide book for aces?
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Old 2007-07-25, 09:01   Link #16
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Wonder if they would make a guide book for aces?
If you're an ACE, you'll be the main character usually, and with the camera on you all(most of) the time, you won't find any freedom to read it. No, hiding in Freedom Gundam's cockpit won't help.
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Old 2007-09-24, 20:49   Link #17
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that was great, thanks
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Old 2007-09-27, 03:04   Link #18
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11. When parking your Mobile Suit, park it properly without making funny poses--unless you want to pick a fight with the maintainance staff.
That's classic. If I had a squad of MS, I'd have them all posed like the Ginyu Force. Just to piss people off.
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More importantly, avoid any Mobile Suits in white and blue.
One very good example is Heero's Wing Zero. You'll be dead before you know what hit you.

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Avoid the red Mobile Suit.
Like ila-chan, except Lunamaria's. Better avoid the Red Zaku or worse, the Sazabi!


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Old 2007-10-07, 02:28   Link #20
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Here's some regarding mass-produced units.
Always remember that your Mobile Suit was made by the lowest bidder.
If there is only a single enemy and a whole lot of you, run like hell
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