A Laugh A Day

[Seda]

I have a few jokes, I don't know if you'd find them that funny tho.. >.>

1st:

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time
came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on
them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing
that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him
just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But
what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."

2nd:

Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

[darkjester]

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

Sorta stupid and funny at the same time. It didn't possess much hilarious content. ^^

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Hahaha, I laugh so freaking hard on this one.

go to http://maps.google.com/

type in for search - chicago, IL to London, england

and read #19 ^_^. You'll laugh till you drop. (hopefully, I did. I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, but if I had to choose I would say it's a joke)

i lol'd on that one... rofl... good stuff...

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

Sorta stupid and funny at the same time. It didn't possess much hilarious content. ^^

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Hahaha, I laugh so freaking hard on this one.

go to http://maps.google.com/

type in for search - chicago, IL to London, england

and read #19 ^_^. You'll laugh till you drop. (hopefully, I did. I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, but if I had to choose I would say it's a joke)

That's just ridiculous....

[gummybear]

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Once, there was a game.

A game called Zero Wing, for the Sega Genesis game system.

Then there came... "All your base are belong to us" (the original version & tribute to the badly translated game that started it all!)

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Once, there was a game.

A game called Zero Wing, for the Sega Genesis game system.

Then there came... "All your base are belong to us" (the original version & tribute to the badly translated game that started it all!)

that's an oldie ^_^

[Aoie_Emesai]

LOL, I laughed at this for a long time. I'm not sure what to consider this a NSFW or not so i'm just gonna label it that.

NSFW(i suppose) http://www.filecabi.net/video/chickice11.html

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

LOL, I laughed at this for a long time. I'm not sure what to consider this a NSFW or not so i'm just gonna label it that.

NSFW(i suppose) http://www.filecabi.net/video/chickice11.html

That was.... provocative.

ROFL. I can't believe it. He has absolutely no tact whatsoever but still gets her to talk to him....

[Mrs. Sagara]

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

Sorta stupid and funny at the same time. It didn't possess much hilarious content. ^^

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Hahaha, I laugh so freaking hard on this one.

go to http://maps.google.com/

type in for search - chicago, IL to London, england

and read #19 ^_^. You'll laugh till you drop. (hopefully, I did. I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, but if I had to choose I would say it's a joke)

What is supposed to be funny there??

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Sagara

What is supposed to be funny there??

Why would a map ask of you to swim 3,500 miles? (roughly)

[Spectacular_Insanity]

This is quite funny. The scroll bar is kinda weird, but it's still an enjoyable list of methods.

How to Destroy the Earth

[jedinat]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

This is quite funny. The scroll bar is kinda weird, but it's still an enjoyable list of methods.

How to Destroy the Earth

I enjoyed this:

Current Earth-Destruction Status (CEDS)

EARTH-DESTRUCTION ALERT LEVEL: GREEN



A "Green" Earth-Destruction Alert Level (EDA Level) indicates that the Earth has not been destroyed. This is the default EDA Level in peacetime. In the event of the Earth being destroyed, the EDA Level will change to "Red".

CURRENT GEOCIDE COUNT: 0

The Current Geocide Count (CGC) indicates in real time how many geocides have taken place; that is, the number of times the Earth has been destroyed. A value of "0" indicates that at present, the Earth has not been destroyed. In the event of the Earth being destroyed, the CGC will be increased by one, to read "1".

The CGC is based on a combination of sources.

Astronomical observations: Every month, we take precise measurements of the motion of the other planets in our Solar System, to see whether the Earth's gravitational field is still perturbing their orbits as theory predicts it must. Should the Earth cease to exist, the observations and predictions would not match up, and the discrepancy would be noted.

Seismic readings: For more frequent but less accurate data, we also take weekly readings from a seismograph buried deep underneath the IEDAB Visitors' Centre in Nottingham, England. As long as the seismograph continues to generate readings of any kind, it, and the planet it is buried in, must still exist.

[Sorrow-K]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Sagara

What is supposed to be funny there??

It's #17 now.

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by Sorrow-K

It's #17 now.

You can now get to London 2 steps quicker now ^_^

Ok, I found some creepy and random gifs. let me upload it to photobucket right fast.

For those prone to epilepsie ill put this in a spoiler, ahh what the hell, they're all going into one.

Spoiler:

Cruel yet funny ><

[TinyRedLeaf]

Found on actual ads…

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Three-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

[Mrs. Sagara]

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

Why would a map ask of you to swim 3,500 miles? (roughly)

=___=;; I typed in the wrong thing.

*EDIT: nevermind... it's #17. LMAO - "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean."

LMAO!!!!!!!! Omg, how horrible is that!! Wow.. but after a few seconds of watching it.. I can't stop laughing.


..I'm going to hell.

[aohige]

Akiba blog
Strange and eccentric cocasian foreigner, dressed as Goku, starts singing Cha-La Head-Cha-La in middle of Akihabara streets.



He was spotted a week earlier waring the kame-sen ryuu dougi on the street, but this time, he sported a Super Saiyan hair and singing.

[Mrs. Sagara]

The laughing man!! XD

[KiNA]

Its funny x10 because they have to contained their laughter ...



But out of them, I really pitied the last one

[aohige]

Originally Posted by Kira_Naruto

Its funny x10 because they have to contained their laughter ...



But out of them, I really pitied the last one

ZOMG, is that... Ernesto Hoost!?
That black guy is Hoost, a 4-time super heavy-weight champion kickboxer in K-1 Grand Prix!!

Didn't realize the recent Downtown show had him do such... silly stuff.
Even the greatest of athletes are forced to do silly comedy shows after their retirement in Japan.