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Solafighter · 2009-01-23, 06:13

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Originally Posted by Demongod86

Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Redskins fan, and a Giants fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Giants fan shouts, 'This is for the Giants!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain.
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An Eagles fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cowboys fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Blue & White shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest.
'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Cowboys fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, 'Sorry Father, I just missed hitting that Cowboys fan.'
'That 's OK,' replied the priest, 'I got him with the door.'

LOLROFL

Zmayana · 2009-01-23, 07:07

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Originally Posted by King Lycan

click me

oh no XD at least it wasn't a million window pop up one

KiNA · 2009-01-23, 08:23

Luminisk · 2009-01-23, 10:34

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...-obama-edition

Time stamp 3:07 near the end.

Demongod86 · 2009-01-23, 11:40

This is all purportedly Will Rogers' advice. It's as good today as it was back in the 1930's....
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6 . If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12 After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Evil Rick · 2009-01-23, 13:13

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Originally Posted by KiNA

lol

Shadow Kira01 · 2009-01-23, 14:22

http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=97026

Noah's Ark has been discovered off the coast of Peru. Honestly, I thought this was the real Noah's Ark, but then I realized something wasn't right... (laugh)

Spectacular_Insanity · 2009-01-23, 22:08

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Originally Posted by KiNA

Lol. And for the finale, GUITAR SMASH FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KiNA · 2009-01-24, 10:42

So random.. the jokes will be clear to all that frequent niconico, since these are their meme's collection.. slightly NSFW yaranaika jokes

.. so beware.

Mystique · 2009-01-25, 20:20

Commuting in London will never be the same again

Reactions of the public
The making of the event

Terrestrial Dream · 2009-01-25, 20:38

Spoiler for NSFW:

Cut-Tongue · 2009-01-25, 21:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g

Because the embedding code wasn't working

King Lycan · 2009-01-25, 22:39

King Lycan · 2009-01-26, 21:48

klowny · 2009-01-26, 23:46

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Originally Posted by King Lycan

i lol'd

I found this video to be amusing

SeedFreedom · 2009-01-27, 21:27

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Originally Posted by klowny

i lol'd

I found this video to be amusing

I think i bought something like that a week ago, its called a sweater, or a robe. :P

Solafighter · 2009-01-28, 04:08

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Originally Posted by klowny

I found this video to be amusing

This isnt serious, isnt it? That just looks to stuppid..

ZephyrLeanne · 2009-01-28, 04:29

You should get it after a bit.

Kitsune · 2009-01-28, 05:06

For your own safety, know the diference...

Spoiler for image:

Aoie_Emesai · 2009-01-29, 02:29

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Originally Posted by Solafighter

This isnt serious, isnt it? That just looks to stuppid..

It's a real product, Solafighter. It's one of those item from "As Seen on TV"

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Originally Posted by ShimatheKat

You should get it after a bit.

I do not get it.

~~~Ya can laugh at this while I go sleep.

Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia - Biggest Innuendo in Gaming History

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Mystique Honyaku no Hime Fansubber Join Date: May 2008 Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...	Commuting in London will never be the same again <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mUZrrbgCdYc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mUZrrbgCdYc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Reactions of the public The making of the event __________________ Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. - Van Wilder "If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'." - Carlos Mencia

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2009-01-23, 11:40	Link #3485
Demongod86 Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW Join Date: Dec 2005	This is all purportedly Will Rogers' advice. It's as good today as it was back in the 1930's.... 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6 . If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12 After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

2009-01-23, 14:22	Link #3487
Shadow Kira01 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: PMB Headquarters	http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=97026 Noah's Ark has been discovered off the coast of Peru. Honestly, I thought this was the real Noah's Ark, but then I realized something wasn't right... (laugh)

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Cut-Tongue ボクサッチ! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Seattle Age: 43	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g Because the embedding code wasn't working

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Kitsune 九尾の狐 Artist Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: With lots of bunny girls. Age: 38	For your own safety, know the diference... Spoiler for image: