Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Preston]

Well, I watched the whole film yesterday. It had me up to 2AM as it was about twice as long as I remembered it being. Afterwards, I had the best night's sleep I have had in quite a while. Curious, hmm.

For Allquall:

Nanoha + Fate + Stephen King's 'IT'

Spoiler for Part II: End:

“It’s time!”

“Time?” echoed Nanoha.

“To watch the movie,” clarified Fate.

“Oh, okay. It’s pretty late though, Fate, shouldn’t we leave it for tomorrow?”

“Nonsense; this is the time one is supposed to watch these films.”

Fate rearranged the cushions on Nanoha’s sofa for optimum comfort, patted the seat to indicate Nanoha should sit, and crawled over to the TV on her knees, switched it on, and put her DVD in the player.

With a piercing shriek from the TV’s speakers, two letters appeared in bold, cracked red font on the screen: ‘IT’. Fate ran to switch off the lights and close the curtains before diving over the back onto the sofa, where she settled herself between the armrest and Nanoha, who was already starting transfixed at the television, as the opening montage began to play, accompanied by the list of cast and crew, and underneath, black and white photographs.

Fate looked sideways at Nanoha, watching her while Nanoha watched the television, waiting for Nanoha’s inexperience in the horror genre to provide an opportune moment to seat Nanoha comfortably against Fate’s taller frame. It didn’t take long before Nanoha was biting her bottom lip uncomfortably, and the opening was only just drawing to a close. Fate wrapped her arms around Nanoha’s midriff in a suggestive manner, and had a preoccupied Nanoha lie back and onto her front. Fate positioned Nanoha’s head so that it was wresting against her chest, and she began stroking Nanoha’s hair as her own attention returned to the television.

A little girl was returning home due to an impending storm, riding her tricycle. Her mother called her and then went inside. Just as the girl was about to follow, there was an ominous, deep laugh. She turned, looking at the washing as it hung on the line, blowing in the wind. And on screen, for a second, a clown’s face appeared.

Fate felt Nanoha shiver and press noticeably harder against her, so she tightened her embrace of Nanoha’s midriff.

There was a fade-out, followed by a slight jump in time. An ambulance had arrived, and a small covered body was being put in the back.

“The clown… kills children?” whispered Nanoha.

Fate didn’t reply, but geared up for the coming scene that she loved.

A young boy was sailing a paper boat down the side of a street in the heavy rain. It sped up, growing faster, and the boy had to run to keep up. Oblivious of the boy’s cries, the paper boat disappeared down a drain, out of sight and out of reach. He took a quick look, before accepting it was gone, and turned away.

“Hiya, Georgie!” greeted a deep voice. The clown appeared, looking out from the small gap as the water ran off the street into the sewer. “Aren’t you gonna say hello?”

The boy shook his head.

“Aww, come on, bucko. Don’t you wanna balloon?” The clown grinned and held up a yellow balloon, just out of reach.

“I’m not supposed to take stuff from strangers,” replied the boy. “My Dad said so.”

“Very wise of your Dad, Georgie. Very wise indeed,” said the clown, its voice gruff. “I, Georgie, am Pennywise the dancing clown.” It smiled. “You are Georgie. So now we know each other!”

The boy smiled back. “I gotta go.” He got up to leave.

“Go?! Without… this?” The clown held up the boy’s paper boat.

“My boat!” The boy sounded eager, bending down to the drain.

“Exactly!” replied the clown. “Go on, kiddo. Take it!” It shook the boat enticingly.

The boy looked concerned.

“Oh, you want it, don’t you Georgie? Of course you do. And there’s cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here! And balloons too. All colours,” in snarled.

“Do they float?” asked the boy, eager once again.

The clown’s expression now grim and its voice now flat and threatening, it replied: “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. “

The boy reached into the drain.

“And when you’re down here with me…” continued the clown. “You’ll float too!” it screamed.

The clown grabbed the boy’s arm and pulled him toward the sewer as the boy screamed. The camera zoomed towards the clown’s face, showing that it now had a rotting array of pointed teeth, before blurring into the next scene.

Nanoha, who had been pushing harder and harder against Fate throughout the scene while biting her bottom lip, now snapped. She screamed, jumping up from the sofa so suddenly that Fate could only sit and stare as Nanoha picked up the remote and hurled it into the television.

The screen shattered, and there was an electrical crackling sound. Nanoha, now a little calmer, turned and leapt onto Fate, curling up into a shivering ball, insisting that Fate hold her.

Fate sat, not yet believing what had happened, and held Nanoha.

“Fanged clowns… in the drains…” muttered Nanoha incoherently into Fate’s chest. “So many teeth… clowns… in the pipes... in the water pipes…”

Minutes passed with no change.

“Um… Nanoha… you’re sweating a lot. You should have a shower before you go to bed.”

Nanoha shivered. “I’m not going near any taps… or plug holes… or pipes unless you, Raising Heart and Bardiche come with me,” she whispered. “Fate, please protect me from the clowns.”

Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea…

“You’re going to have to shower and bathe with me from now on.”

Then again…

Fate grinned happily.

[NorthernFallout]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the persona fter me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to crate those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked it, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate."

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I shot forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a backflip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obvisouly shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicument. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed it. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got ontop of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

Fate gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around her.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Action! Excitement! Really good one.

A

[Evangelion Xgouki]

Originally Posted by Preston

Well, I watched the whole film yesterday. It had me up to 2AM as it was about twice as long as I remembered it being. Afterwards, I had the best night's sleep I have had in quite a while. Curious, hmm.

For Allquall:

Nanoha + Fate + Stephen King's 'IT'

Spoiler for Part II: End:

“It’s time!”

“Time?” echoed Nanoha.

“To watch the movie,” clarified Fate.

“Oh, okay. It’s pretty late though, Fate, shouldn’t we leave it for tomorrow?”

“Nonsense; this is the time one is supposed to watch these films.”

Fate rearranged the cushions on Nanoha’s sofa for optimum comfort, patted the seat to indicate Nanoha should sit, and crawled over to the TV on her knees, switched it on, and put her DVD in the player.

With a piercing shriek from the TV’s speakers, two letters appeared in bold, cracked red font on the screen: ‘IT’. Fate ran to switch off the lights and close the curtains before diving over the back onto the sofa, where she settled herself between the armrest and Nanoha, who was already starting transfixed at the television, as the opening montage began to play, accompanied by the list of cast and crew, and underneath, black and white photographs.

Fate looked sideways at Nanoha, watching her while Nanoha watched the television, waiting for Nanoha’s inexperience in the horror genre to provide an opportune moment to seat Nanoha comfortably against Fate’s taller frame. It didn’t take long before Nanoha was biting her bottom lip uncomfortably, and the opening was only just drawing to a close. Fate wrapped her arms around Nanoha’s midriff in a suggestive manner, and had a preoccupied Nanoha lie back and onto her front. Fate positioned Nanoha’s head so that it was wresting against her chest, and she began stroking Nanoha’s hair as her own attention returned to the television.

A little girl was returning home due to an impending storm, riding her tricycle. Her mother called her and then went inside. Just as the girl was about to follow, there was an ominous, deep laugh. She turned, looking at the washing as it hung on the line, blowing in the wind. And on screen, for a second, a clown’s face appeared.

Fate felt Nanoha shiver and press noticeably harder against her, so she tightened her embrace of Nanoha’s midriff.

There was a fade-out, followed by a slight jump in time. An ambulance had arrived, and a small covered body was being put in the back.

“The clown… kills children?” whispered Nanoha.

Fate didn’t reply, but geared up for the coming scene that she loved.

A young boy was sailing a paper boat down the side of a street in the heavy rain. It sped up, growing faster, and the boy had to run to keep up. Oblivious of the boy’s cries, the paper boat disappeared down a drain, out of sight and out of reach. He took a quick look, before accepting it was gone, and turned away.

“Hiya, Georgie!” greeted a deep voice. The clown appeared, looking out from the small gap as the water ran off the street into the sewer. “Aren’t you gonna say hello?”

The boy shook his head.

“Aww, come on, bucko. Don’t you wanna balloon?” The clown grinned and held up a yellow balloon, just out of reach.

“I’m not supposed to take stuff from strangers,” replied the boy. “My Dad said so.”

“Very wise of your Dad, Georgie. Very wise indeed,” said the clown, its voice gruff. “I, Georgie, am Pennywise the dancing clown.” It smiled. “You are Georgie. So now we know each other!”

The boy smiled back. “I gotta go.” He got up to leave.

“Go?! Without… this?” The clown held up the boy’s paper boat.

“My boat!” The boy sounded eager, bending down to the drain.

“Exactly!” replied the clown. “Go on, kiddo. Take it!” It shook the boat enticingly.

The boy looked concerned.

“Oh, you want it, don’t you Georgie? Of course you do. And there’s cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here! And balloons too. All colours,” in snarled.

“Do they float?” asked the boy, eager once again.

The clown’s expression now grim and its voice now flat and threatening, it replied: “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. “

The boy reached into the drain.

“And when you’re down here with me…” continued the clown. “You’ll float too!” it screamed.

The clown grabbed the boy’s arm and pulled him toward the sewer as the boy screamed. The camera zoomed towards the clown’s face, showing that it now had a rotting array of pointed teeth, before blurring into the next scene.

Nanoha, who had been pushing harder and harder against Fate throughout the scene while biting her bottom lip, now snapped. She screamed, jumping up from the sofa so suddenly that Fate could only sit and stare as Nanoha picked up the remote and hurled it into the television.

The screen shattered, and there was an electrical crackling sound. Nanoha, now a little calmer, turned and leapt onto Fate, curling up into a shivering ball, insisting that Fate hold her.

Fate sat, not yet believing what had happened, and held Nanoha.

“Fanged clowns… in the drains…” muttered Nanoha incoherently into Fate’s chest. “So many teeth… clowns… in the pipes... in the water pipes…”

Minutes passed with no change.

“Um… Nanoha… you’re sweating a lot. You should have a shower before you go to bed.”

Nanoha shivered. “I’m not going near any taps… or plug holes… or pipes unless you, Raising Heart and Bardiche come with me,” she whispered. “Fate, please protect me from the clowns.”

Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea…

“You’re going to have to shower and bathe with me from now on.”

Then again…

Fate grinned happily.

*wonders what the reaction to the Pale Man in Pan's Labyrinth would be like...*

[Satashi]

For people voting for Vampire!Fate, please make your choices
size 5, bold and pink
So it will be easier to tally the votes and make sure I don't miss yours :3 thank you <3

[TheShinySword]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the persona fter me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to crate those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked it, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate."

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I shot forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a backflip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obvisouly shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicument. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed it. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got ontop of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

I gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around me.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Page claim for.... um... not working!

Is that a Reinfo-*shot*
A

[Advent000]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the person after me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to create those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked the gem, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate.

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I darted forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a back flip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obviously shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicament. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed her. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got on top of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

I gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around me.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Page claim for.... um... not working!

Was that Fate, or something else?

A

[Black_Wolf]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the person after me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to create those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked the gem, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate.

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I darted forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a back flip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obviously shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicament. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed her. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got on top of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

I gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around me.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Page claim for.... um... not working!

B
Does size 7 pink still count? XD
I want to know what the hell that just was! white eyes and black feathers? erm erm erm *tries to think of something witty that has white eyes and black feathers but the only word coming to mind is a crow* FAIL XD

[Kaix]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the person after me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to create those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked the gem, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate.

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I darted forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a back flip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obviously shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicament. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed her. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got on top of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

I gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around me.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Page claim for.... um... not working!

B

We need to find out who that person with white eyes and black feathers is!

Originally Posted by Preston

Well, I watched the whole film yesterday. It had me up to 2AM as it was about twice as long as I remembered it being. Afterwards, I had the best night's sleep I have had in quite a while. Curious, hmm.

For Allquall:

Nanoha + Fate + Stephen King's 'IT'

Spoiler for Part II: End:

“It’s time!”

“Time?” echoed Nanoha.

“To watch the movie,” clarified Fate.

“Oh, okay. It’s pretty late though, Fate, shouldn’t we leave it for tomorrow?”

“Nonsense; this is the time one is supposed to watch these films.”

Fate rearranged the cushions on Nanoha’s sofa for optimum comfort, patted the seat to indicate Nanoha should sit, and crawled over to the TV on her knees, switched it on, and put her DVD in the player.

With a piercing shriek from the TV’s speakers, two letters appeared in bold, cracked red font on the screen: ‘IT’. Fate ran to switch off the lights and close the curtains before diving over the back onto the sofa, where she settled herself between the armrest and Nanoha, who was already starting transfixed at the television, as the opening montage began to play, accompanied by the list of cast and crew, and underneath, black and white photographs.

Fate looked sideways at Nanoha, watching her while Nanoha watched the television, waiting for Nanoha’s inexperience in the horror genre to provide an opportune moment to seat Nanoha comfortably against Fate’s taller frame. It didn’t take long before Nanoha was biting her bottom lip uncomfortably, and the opening was only just drawing to a close. Fate wrapped her arms around Nanoha’s midriff in a suggestive manner, and had a preoccupied Nanoha lie back and onto her front. Fate positioned Nanoha’s head so that it was wresting against her chest, and she began stroking Nanoha’s hair as her own attention returned to the television.

A little girl was returning home due to an impending storm, riding her tricycle. Her mother called her and then went inside. Just as the girl was about to follow, there was an ominous, deep laugh. She turned, looking at the washing as it hung on the line, blowing in the wind. And on screen, for a second, a clown’s face appeared.

Fate felt Nanoha shiver and press noticeably harder against her, so she tightened her embrace of Nanoha’s midriff.

There was a fade-out, followed by a slight jump in time. An ambulance had arrived, and a small covered body was being put in the back.

“The clown… kills children?” whispered Nanoha.

Fate didn’t reply, but geared up for the coming scene that she loved.

A young boy was sailing a paper boat down the side of a street in the heavy rain. It sped up, growing faster, and the boy had to run to keep up. Oblivious of the boy’s cries, the paper boat disappeared down a drain, out of sight and out of reach. He took a quick look, before accepting it was gone, and turned away.

“Hiya, Georgie!” greeted a deep voice. The clown appeared, looking out from the small gap as the water ran off the street into the sewer. “Aren’t you gonna say hello?”

The boy shook his head.

“Aww, come on, bucko. Don’t you wanna balloon?” The clown grinned and held up a yellow balloon, just out of reach.

“I’m not supposed to take stuff from strangers,” replied the boy. “My Dad said so.”

“Very wise of your Dad, Georgie. Very wise indeed,” said the clown, its voice gruff. “I, Georgie, am Pennywise the dancing clown.” It smiled. “You are Georgie. So now we know each other!”

The boy smiled back. “I gotta go.” He got up to leave.

“Go?! Without… this?” The clown held up the boy’s paper boat.

“My boat!” The boy sounded eager, bending down to the drain.

“Exactly!” replied the clown. “Go on, kiddo. Take it!” It shook the boat enticingly.

The boy looked concerned.

“Oh, you want it, don’t you Georgie? Of course you do. And there’s cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here! And balloons too. All colours,” in snarled.

“Do they float?” asked the boy, eager once again.

The clown’s expression now grim and its voice now flat and threatening, it replied: “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. “

The boy reached into the drain.

“And when you’re down here with me…” continued the clown. “You’ll float too!” it screamed.

The clown grabbed the boy’s arm and pulled him toward the sewer as the boy screamed. The camera zoomed towards the clown’s face, showing that it now had a rotting array of pointed teeth, before blurring into the next scene.

Nanoha, who had been pushing harder and harder against Fate throughout the scene while biting her bottom lip, now snapped. She screamed, jumping up from the sofa so suddenly that Fate could only sit and stare as Nanoha picked up the remote and hurled it into the television.

The screen shattered, and there was an electrical crackling sound. Nanoha, now a little calmer, turned and leapt onto Fate, curling up into a shivering ball, insisting that Fate hold her.

Fate sat, not yet believing what had happened, and held Nanoha.

“Fanged clowns… in the drains…” muttered Nanoha incoherently into Fate’s chest. “So many teeth… clowns… in the pipes... in the water pipes…”

Minutes passed with no change.

“Um… Nanoha… you’re sweating a lot. You should have a shower before you go to bed.”

Nanoha shivered. “I’m not going near any taps… or plug holes… or pipes unless you, Raising Heart and Bardiche come with me,” she whispered. “Fate, please protect me from the clowns.”

Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea…

“You’re going to have to shower and bathe with me from now on.”

Then again…

Fate grinned happily.

This really makes me want to see the film. It was really fun to read. Still... the TV! NOOOO! Poor thing. T_T Fate seems to be happy with the outcome of the situation. Although Nanoha seems to refuse to go near a pipe for a very long time, which isn't such a good thing ><.

Hayate: *picks up the phone* Yagami house, Hayate speaking. Nanoha-chan?
Nanoha: Hayate-chan? Could you please come over? Or send Vita-chan or somebody? Anybody!!
Hayate: Has something happened?
Nanoha: Fate-chan is away on a mission and... I need to take a shower.
Hayate: ...
Nanoha: The clowns!
Hayate: Clowns?
Nanoha: In the pipes! They are waiting!
Hayate: Wha-?
Nanoha: They're coming after me!

[Raging Heart]

@Satashi: B.


@ Preston: interesting, can you make it a fiction,please (puppy eyes.)

[Allquall]

Originally Posted by Preston

Well, I watched the whole film yesterday. It had me up to 2AM as it was about twice as long as I remembered it being. Afterwards, I had the best night's sleep I have had in quite a while. Curious, hmm.

For Allquall:

Nanoha + Fate + Stephen King's 'IT'

Spoiler for Part II: End:

“It’s time!”

“Time?” echoed Nanoha.

“To watch the movie,” clarified Fate.

“Oh, okay. It’s pretty late though, Fate, shouldn’t we leave it for tomorrow?”

“Nonsense; this is the time one is supposed to watch these films.”

Fate rearranged the cushions on Nanoha’s sofa for optimum comfort, patted the seat to indicate Nanoha should sit, and crawled over to the TV on her knees, switched it on, and put her DVD in the player.

With a piercing shriek from the TV’s speakers, two letters appeared in bold, cracked red font on the screen: ‘IT’. Fate ran to switch off the lights and close the curtains before diving over the back onto the sofa, where she settled herself between the armrest and Nanoha, who was already starting transfixed at the television, as the opening montage began to play, accompanied by the list of cast and crew, and underneath, black and white photographs.

Fate looked sideways at Nanoha, watching her while Nanoha watched the television, waiting for Nanoha’s inexperience in the horror genre to provide an opportune moment to seat Nanoha comfortably against Fate’s taller frame. It didn’t take long before Nanoha was biting her bottom lip uncomfortably, and the opening was only just drawing to a close. Fate wrapped her arms around Nanoha’s midriff in a suggestive manner, and had a preoccupied Nanoha lie back and onto her front. Fate positioned Nanoha’s head so that it was wresting against her chest, and she began stroking Nanoha’s hair as her own attention returned to the television.

A little girl was returning home due to an impending storm, riding her tricycle. Her mother called her and then went inside. Just as the girl was about to follow, there was an ominous, deep laugh. She turned, looking at the washing as it hung on the line, blowing in the wind. And on screen, for a second, a clown’s face appeared.

Fate felt Nanoha shiver and press noticeably harder against her, so she tightened her embrace of Nanoha’s midriff.

There was a fade-out, followed by a slight jump in time. An ambulance had arrived, and a small covered body was being put in the back.

“The clown… kills children?” whispered Nanoha.

Fate didn’t reply, but geared up for the coming scene that she loved.

A young boy was sailing a paper boat down the side of a street in the heavy rain. It sped up, growing faster, and the boy had to run to keep up. Oblivious of the boy’s cries, the paper boat disappeared down a drain, out of sight and out of reach. He took a quick look, before accepting it was gone, and turned away.

“Hiya, Georgie!” greeted a deep voice. The clown appeared, looking out from the small gap as the water ran off the street into the sewer. “Aren’t you gonna say hello?”

The boy shook his head.

“Aww, come on, bucko. Don’t you wanna balloon?” The clown grinned and held up a yellow balloon, just out of reach.

“I’m not supposed to take stuff from strangers,” replied the boy. “My Dad said so.”

“Very wise of your Dad, Georgie. Very wise indeed,” said the clown, its voice gruff. “I, Georgie, am Pennywise the dancing clown.” It smiled. “You are Georgie. So now we know each other!”

The boy smiled back. “I gotta go.” He got up to leave.

“Go?! Without… this?” The clown held up the boy’s paper boat.

“My boat!” The boy sounded eager, bending down to the drain.

“Exactly!” replied the clown. “Go on, kiddo. Take it!” It shook the boat enticingly.

The boy looked concerned.

“Oh, you want it, don’t you Georgie? Of course you do. And there’s cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here! And balloons too. All colours,” in snarled.

“Do they float?” asked the boy, eager once again.

The clown’s expression now grim and its voice now flat and threatening, it replied: “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. “

The boy reached into the drain.

“And when you’re down here with me…” continued the clown. “You’ll float too!” it screamed.

The clown grabbed the boy’s arm and pulled him toward the sewer as the boy screamed. The camera zoomed towards the clown’s face, showing that it now had a rotting array of pointed teeth, before blurring into the next scene.

Nanoha, who had been pushing harder and harder against Fate throughout the scene while biting her bottom lip, now snapped. She screamed, jumping up from the sofa so suddenly that Fate could only sit and stare as Nanoha picked up the remote and hurled it into the television.

The screen shattered, and there was an electrical crackling sound. Nanoha, now a little calmer, turned and leapt onto Fate, curling up into a shivering ball, insisting that Fate hold her.

Fate sat, not yet believing what had happened, and held Nanoha.

“Fanged clowns… in the drains…” muttered Nanoha incoherently into Fate’s chest. “So many teeth… clowns… in the pipes... in the water pipes…”

Minutes passed with no change.

“Um… Nanoha… you’re sweating a lot. You should have a shower before you go to bed.”

Nanoha shivered. “I’m not going near any taps… or plug holes… or pipes unless you, Raising Heart and Bardiche come with me,” she whispered. “Fate, please protect me from the clowns.”

Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea…

“You’re going to have to shower and bathe with me from now on.”

Then again…

Fate grinned happily.

Preston, I can't smile any wider than I am now. That was wonderful! Thank you!

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for Vampire!Fate pt. 3a Fate:

I felt it before I dropped Nanoha off at her bakery. I was being watched, and I didn't like it at all. My goodbye to my girlfriend was quick, not really wanting to stay with her any longer than I had to in case the person trailing me decided to pick a fight. I revved my bike and took off, popping my front end up for a few feet before landing again. Leaning forward, I narrowed my eyes and focused right in front of me. Cars were weaved in and out of quickly as I made my wayout of the more populated section of town and into the outskirts.

Finally, after almost ten minutes of a reckless chase, I realized that the person after me wasn't going to be lost so I instead pulled into an alleyway and cut off my bike. "So," I spoke up while taking off my helmet. The person parked next to me confidently and began taking theirs off as well. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

Orangish red hair was revealed and a girl with a pretty face looked at me. She had deep eyes and I could notice her fangs when she smirked at me. "No offense, but I'm here to kill you."

"I get that a lot." I placed my helmet down and swung my leg over the bike while my opponent did the same. She wasn't hasty, and that alone was enough to make me wonder. Most people just jumped and attacked, but this one seemed to be smarter than that. It was obvious she liked her bike, and if I wasn't about to kick her ass, I'd chat with her a while about it.

"Name's Tia." She spoke, stopping and setting her feet.

"Fate." I replied simply. "Why are you going to throw away your life, Tia?"

"Money talks." To my amazement, she pulled two objects that looked like playing cards from her pocket and flicked her wrist, makig them form into guns.

"How did you get a weapon like that? Only paladins have the technology to create those." I pulled Bardiche from between my breasts and flicked the gem, forming a staff that sucked lighting from my hand to activate.

"I am a paladin." Tia informed me with a smirk just before aiming and firing.

The bullets were faster than I expected, but still too slow to hit me. My body twisted down to avoid them and I darted forward, slashing out my scythe to cut her legs off. My swipe hit air and I had to roll several times to the side to avoid a hail of bullets that shattered the concrete beneath me where I once was.

I righted myself and slashed again, getting dodged by a straight bend backwards that quickly turned into a back flip kick. Grabbing her ankle, I slung her at the wall close by and narrowed my eyes when she flipped in the air and landed feet first, aiming once more.

Snarling, I ran forward into the rain, slashing my weapon to clear a streak through them. Tia was obviously shocked by my move and yelped when I grabbed her throat, shoving my weapon to her chest as she placed the gun against my temple. "What the hell are you?" I asked sternly, showing her clearly that I wasn't afraid if she fired or not.

"I am evolution," She replied simply, glancing down at her predicament. I used the chance to slip away and get behind her, twisting the scythe up to her neck and standing behind her. "I can ask you the same."

"I am the past," I snarled, pulling the scythe to slit her neck. Tia slipped under me by using a quick jerk to dislocate her shoulders to be able to get away from me before I killed her. Her body hit the ground and rolled, popping them both back into place and moving to shoot again.

My feet kicked from the ground to get closer but I found them snagged by string so small I didn't even notice it until they ripped clean through my leather boots and wrapped around my skin. Falling, I caught myself in time to roll to avoid several daggers that embedded into the ground. My throat was grabbed and Tia got on top of me.

Rapid gunfire rang out and I felt the energy rip into my body. Blood filled my mouth and I looked at the smirking girl in amazement. "Now," She spoke to me, voice confident. "I will drink my fill."

Are you really going to die here?

Tia flew from the alleyway, body hitting the asphalt and digging a trench in it. Two cars were hit and flipped over, sailing through the air as the limp body crashed into the building across the street and broke through the glass.

I gasped, white eyes slowly returning to normal as black feathers fell around me.

A.) Nanoha
B.) Fate

Page claim for.... um... not working!

B

Because I want to see Suigintou.

[Preston]

B, please, Satashi.

Originally Posted by Kai the Reaper

This really makes me want to see the film. It was really fun to read. Still... the TV! NOOOO! Poor thing. T_T Fate seems to be happy with the outcome of the situation. Although Nanoha seems to refuse to go near a pipe for a very long time, which isn't such a good thing ><.

Hayate: *picks up the phone* Yagami house, Hayate speaking. Nanoha-chan?
Nanoha: Hayate-chan? Could you please come over? Or send Vita-chan or somebody? Anybody!!
Hayate: Has something happened?
Nanoha: Fate-chan is away on a mission and... I need to take a shower.
Hayate: ...
Nanoha: The clowns!
Hayate: Clowns?
Nanoha: In the pipes! They are waiting!
Hayate: Wha-?
Nanoha: They're coming after me!

I lol'ed.

Pennywise sadly has very little screen time in the actual film; it's mostly the monster's other manifestations. However, it is probably worth watching just for that bit at the beginning. Especially if you don't like clowns...

Originally Posted by Raging Heart

@ Preston: interesting, can you make it a fiction,please (puppy eyes.)

I'm not sure how I'd do that, to be honest. You want me to make a fiction around Nanoha's alleged fear of clowns? I'll consider it, if AX doesn't mind. Hmm... what if... what if... Nanoha actually met Pennywise...

Originally Posted by Allquall

Preston, I can't smile any wider than I am now. That was wonderful! Thank you!

I'm glad you liked it.

[NorthernFallout]

Originally Posted by Preston

I'm not sure how I'd do that, to be honest. You want me to make a fiction around Nanoha's alleged fear of clowns? I'll consider it, if AX doesn't mind. Hmm... what if... what if... Nanoha actually met Pennywise...

*looks around*
Why would I mind? I haven't came up with anything concering that

[Preston]

Originally Posted by AtomicoX

*looks around*
Why would I mind? I haven't came up with anything concering that

Ah... who thought up Nanoha's fear of clowns? For some reason I thought it was you. Er, I blame my perpetual tired state.

[NorthernFallout]

Originally Posted by Preston

Ah... who thought up Nanoha's fear of clowns? For some reason I thought it was you. Er, I blame my perpetual tired state.

Someone got inspired by my FotR trailer, that one made another trailer containing clowns and Nanoha references....I think it was Allquall..

[Preston]

Originally Posted by AtomicoX

Someone got inspired by my FotR trailer, that one made another trailer containing clowns and Nanoha references....I think it was Allquall..

Ah ok. Allquall did post a video, and wrote a crack with clowns. I thought I was going insane so I went back to check.

[TheShinySword]

All this talk of fears made me cook up some fear crack

Spoiler for Fear crack:

Nanoha: Clown! It's a clown! *Runs into bedroom* FATE! Save me from the clown!
Fate: *groan* Another clown infestation that's the fifth this week. *Pats Nanoha's head* I'll go get the nasty clown.
Nanoha:*Follows Fate down the hall* It's in the bathroom, I think it came from the pipes.
Fate: >.> Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let you see that movie after all... *opens door with eyes closed* Okay clown I'm gon-*opens eyes* OMIGOD THAT'S NOT A CLOWN! ROACH! *Jumps into Nanoha's arms*
Nanoha: T-T No it's a clown *drops Fate and cowers*
Hayate and co: *Burst in and drag the two out*
Hayate: Leave the Clown Roach to us!
Signum: Roaches *snicker* Nice Testarossa
Fate: Just kill it!
Signum: *Heads inside* ... ...EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh*Girly Scream* *Runs out and slams the door* M-Mouse!
Vita: *Cracks up* Leave this to me *Walks in*... *walks out dazed into Hayate's arms* H-Hayate I was too short ... They wouldn't let me on the roller coaster TTATT
Hayate: There's a roller coaster in Nanoha's bathroom?
Shamal: I'm not going in... *Arrow points, Is afraid of all those things*
Hayate: *Turns with an evil glint* Zafira~
Zafira: ... *sigh* yes Hayate... *trots in*
All: Wait
*Squish!*
All: ... *Door opens to show... Zafira and only Zafira*
Hayate: You got it!
Zafira: It was a blob designed to show your worst fears It's probably Vice's look out for bugs >_>
Hayate: But why weren't you effected?
Zafira: *Manly look (but he's a dog )* I have no fears. Actually my worst fear is being shafted but since that already happened...
Vita: I wasn't really scared you know just annoyed.
Signum: That's why you went crying to Hayate?
Vita: S-shut up! You're afraid of a mouse!
Signum: Mice are fearsome creatures! Much for fearsome then a roller coaster worker telling you you're too short.
Vita: So's Graf Eisen! *Sets up*
Signum: *Also sets up*
And so Nanoha and Fate's house was destroyed... again. But at least there were no clowns

[Preston]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

All this talk of fears made me cook up some fear crack

Spoiler for Fear crack:

Nanoha: Clown! It's a clown! *Runs into bedroom* FATE! Save me from the clown!
Fate: *groan* Another clown infestation that's the fifth this week. *Pats Nanoha's head* I'll go get the nasty clown.
Nanoha:*Follows Fate down the hall* It's in the bathroom, I think it came from the pipes.
Fate: >.> Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let you see that movie after all... *opens door with eyes closed* Okay clown I'm gon-*opens eyes* OMIGOD THAT'S NOT A CLOWN! ROACH! *Jumps into Nanoha's arms*
Nanoha: T-T No it's a clown *drops Fate and cowers*
Hayate and co: *Burst in and drag the two out*
Hayate: Leave the Clown Roach to us!
Signum: Roaches *snicker* Nice Testarossa
Fate: Just kill it!
Signum: *Heads inside* ... ...EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh*Girly Scream* *Runs out and slams the door* M-Mouse!
Vita: *Cracks up* Leave this to me *Walks in*... *walks out dazed into Hayate's arms* H-Hayate I was too short ... They wouldn't let me on the roller coaster TTATT
Hayate: There's a roller coaster in Nanoha's bathroom?
Shamal: I'm not going in... *Arrow points, Is afraid of all those things*
Hayate: *Turns with an evil glint* Zafira~
Zafira: ... *sigh* yes Hayate... *trots in*
All: Wait
*Squish!*
All: ... *Door opens to show... Zafira and only Zafira*
Hayate: You got it!
Zafira: It was a blob designed to show your worst fears It's probably Vice's look out for bugs >_>
Hayate: But why weren't you effected?
Zafira: *Manly look (but he's a dog )* I have no fears. Actually my worst fear is being shafted but since that already happened...
Vita: I wasn't really scared you know just annoyed.
Signum: That's why you went crying to Hayate?
Vita: S-shut up! You're afraid of a mouse!
Signum: Mice are fearsome creatures! Much for fearsome then a roller coaster worker telling you you're too short.
Vita: So's Graf Eisen! *Sets up*
Signum: *Also sets up*
And so Nanoha and Fate's house was destroyed... again. But at least there were no clowns

I hate to think what their insurance premium is. :3

[Raging Heart]

Originally Posted by Preston

B, please, Satashi.



I lol'ed.

Pennywise sadly has very little screen time in the actual film; it's mostly the monster's other manifestations. However, it is probably worth watching just for that bit at the beginning. Especially if you don't like clowns...



I'm not sure how I'd do that, to be honest. You want me to make a fiction around Nanoha's alleged fear of clowns? I'll consider it, if AX doesn't mind. Hmm... what if... what if... Nanoha actually met Pennywise...

ok then, i will wait then , well that kinda scary Nanoha met Pennywise, Pennywise who known IT, a clown who kill children. i read fictions about Pennywise, one was a crossover with ER and the other with Buffy.

(feel chill.) is it me or the weather suddenly get cold, geez last time i watched a horror movie at night, i didn't sleep for three night, that happen when was at middle school.

now i watch all the horror movie during the day.

[krisslanza]

Originally Posted by Preston

I hate to think what their insurance premium is. :3

I bet its real good otherwise they'd rampage around the city and blow stuff up :3

[Raging Heart]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

All this talk of fears made me cook up some fear crack

Spoiler for Fear crack:

Nanoha: Clown! It's a clown! *Runs into bedroom* FATE! Save me from the clown!
Fate: *groan* Another clown infestation that's the fifth this week. *Pats Nanoha's head* I'll go get the nasty clown.
Nanoha:*Follows Fate down the hall* It's in the bathroom, I think it came from the pipes.
Fate: >.> Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let you see that movie after all... *opens door with eyes closed* Okay clown I'm gon-*opens eyes* OMIGOD THAT'S NOT A CLOWN! ROACH! *Jumps into Nanoha's arms*
Nanoha: T-T No it's a clown *drops Fate and cowers*
Hayate and co: *Burst in and drag the two out*
Hayate: Leave the Clown Roach to us!
Signum: Roaches *snicker* Nice Testarossa
Fate: Just kill it!
Signum: *Heads inside* ... ...EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh*Girly Scream* *Runs out and slams the door* M-Mouse!
Vita: *Cracks up* Leave this to me *Walks in*... *walks out dazed into Hayate's arms* H-Hayate I was too short ... They wouldn't let me on the roller coaster TTATT
Hayate: There's a roller coaster in Nanoha's bathroom?
Shamal: I'm not going in... *Arrow points, Is afraid of all those things*
Hayate: *Turns with an evil glint* Zafira~
Zafira: ... *sigh* yes Hayate... *trots in*
All: Wait
*Squish!*
All: ... *Door opens to show... Zafira and only Zafira*
Hayate: You got it!
Zafira: It was a blob designed to show your worst fears It's probably Vice's look out for bugs >_>
Hayate: But why weren't you effected?
Zafira: *Manly look (but he's a dog )* I have no fears. Actually my worst fear is being shafted but since that already happened...
Vita: I wasn't really scared you know just annoyed.
Signum: That's why you went crying to Hayate?
Vita: S-shut up! You're afraid of a mouse!
Signum: Mice are fearsome creatures! Much for fearsome then a roller coaster worker telling you you're too short.
Vita: So's Graf Eisen! *Sets up*
Signum: *Also sets up*
And so Nanoha and Fate's house was destroyed... again. But at least there were no clowns

(fall of on floor)

it was so funny, lolz, nice one TSS, lolz.