To Aru ... Fanfiction Discussion Thread

[Jobless Josh]

Wow I've been away from the To Aru forums for about two months.
It's definately good to see they're still alive and kicking, I figured after the second series was over and all the novels had been translated this place would die down.

But after reading down the past 5 or so pages of this thread my inside are boiling and my brain is oozing out of my ears as a sticky paste (Now I can't even join Fridge-kun)

Bless you, God bless everyone of you.

[Flere821]

@Mr. Kyon: It appears I continue to have the monopoly of Gunha+Touma here...

[MeisterBabylon]

I occupy the lonely Fort of CPCP (Crack Plot > Crack Pairings)...

Now what's a detective agency in Toaruverse without the token police officer?

Kageyama Nanami, Keisatsu no Deflector

Oboroyo ni nagare ochiru kuchisusabu koe ha~~
Kukoku wo kagoyaka ni yurara maiodoru~~

With this, the protagonists of Toaru Kagaku no Firestarter are complete!

Alan Aiken: I think I'm forgotten again...

Now for the supporting cast...

[Ilidsor]

Originally Posted by MeisterBabylon

I occupy the lonely Fort of CPCP (Crack Plot > Crack Pairings)...

Now what's a detective agency in Toaruverse without the token police officer?

Kageyama Nanami, Keisatsu no Deflector

Oboroyo ni nagare ochiru kuchisusabu koe ha~~
Kukoku wo kagoyaka ni yurara maiodoru~~

With this, the protagonists of Toaru Kagaku no Firestarter are complete!

Alan Aiken: I think I'm forgotten again...

Now for the supporting cast...

I'm really looking forward to this

When is the plot line going to start? Are there going to be any Touma cameos? Will this involve magic or just science?

[Master Assassin]

*fidgets around in his Toaru+Madoka crossover corner*

... At least I have fan arts to entertain me... *sobs*

Also, I guess drawing what's in the hits really helps a lot with pagehit counts, my Madoka/Indexverse three-pager is my most popular piece right now beating the "Shounen Heroes with Kenshiro (Hokuto no Ken) as God and Touma as Adam" fanart I drew before it.

I think I should use some content from what I wrote as drawing ideas, but I don't have the time to do any. Which is too bad because I really want to.

[blitz1/2]

Originally Posted by Soul Assassin

*fidgets around in his Toaru+Madoka crossover corner*

... At least I have fan arts to entertain me... *sobs*

Also, I guess drawing what's in the hits really helps a lot with pagehit counts, my Madoka/Indexverse three-pager is my most popular piece right now beating the "Shounen Heroes with Kenshiro (Hokuto no Ken) as God and Touma as Adam" fanart I drew before it.

I think I should use some content from what I wrote as drawing ideas, but I don't have the time to do any. Which is too bad because I really want to.

Real life does that to you sometimes. I'll consider if I'll do the fic after I finish ch 3 for my fic as well as a infinite stratos oneshot.

[MeisterBabylon]

Originally Posted by Ilidsor

I'm really looking forward to this

When is the plot line going to start? Are there going to be any Touma cameos? Will this involve magic or just science?

Its kind of like Index, where there's both magic and science involved, but leans more towards Science.

The 1st season starts about a couple of days before Railgun S1, and ends together with First Sample arc. The 2nd season has been planned in a spotty fashion to occur after Sisters arc, and is waiting on the Railgun manga to catch up (I need to see what dates I get to play with to slot in the magic arcs). In between S1 and S2 is a couple of short "OVA" arcs involving a magic arc I haven't decided, and the events of the days leading up to the Sisters arc climax.

Lots of stuff original and from Index and the sidestories goes here but waiting on Railgun to catch up before I start prewriting...

Scattered all over the place are silly one-sided-pairing shorts I made of my heroine and Accelerator...

As for my main story that I am currently writing on the way side, is the Railgun full-length feature covering the launch of the Enterprise, the gathering of her crew, and the role she plays in World War III. Its deliberately made much more larger than life, as the feature itself is a movie filmed metafictionally. In order not to turn his exploits into good luck, Touma's role has been deliberately downplayed, ie shafted by the director who thinks an aircraft bearing a legendary name, her Level 4 moe esper and the latter's path from street vigilante to youngest captain in history sells more than a guy who went missing, ie FUKOU DA.

But real life just sucks all the juice out of you. :/

[Sandinwater]

Guys I have the best idea for a quick fic, Dante(Devil May Cry) vs Touma! DD

[Rovert10]

Originally Posted by Sandinwater

Guys I have the best idea for a quick fic, Dante(Devil May Cry) vs Touma! DD

Well it's a bit obvious Dante would win with his large dual pistols. A couple shots to the head and Touma would be down. Not the most exciting of battles unless he made the mistake of choping off Touma's right arm first and Touma goes to h4x power mode.

[Sandinwater]

Originally Posted by Rovert10

Well it's a bit obvious Dante would win with his large dual pistols. A couple shots to the head and Touma would be down. Not the most exciting of battles unless he made the mistake of choping off Touma's right arm first and Touma goes to h4x power mode.

Thennn... Dante vs Touma's h4x power!

[Mr.Kyon]

Spoiler for Crazy idea:

Spoiler for No, really:

Spoiler for K...:

Inside Misaka Worst's brain is a backup copy of Kakine's personality... for some reason. Oh, you know what this entails...

"Kuh! Get out of Misaka's head!"

"Oh please, I'm staying in here no matter what you say or do. Can you just kill Accelerator for me now? Y'know, knife to the back while he sleeps?"

"...As much as that sounds like a nice idea, Misaka has other plans for Tou-san."

"Don't tell me you--"

"No, it's not that, you stupid moron. Misaka's trying to absorb some of his talents like those girls from the Dark May."

"Or maybe you're a fucking--"

"Shut it."

"Or what? You're going to bash your head until I go away? Listen, Ojou-san, I don't like it anymore than you do. Do you understand how creepy it is for me? I was once a guy."

"Hmm... The whole shift to a woman's body."

"...You could say that. I'm more disturbed by the things you do to yourself at night. Since I'm technically in your brain, I do feel many things that you do..."

"Suprisingly modest--most would dream to feel that kind of thing."

"Not me. Somehow, I now feel emphatic for that Girl in a Dress..."

"Can Misaka sleep now? Ever since you've popped up, Misaka's head been hurting. Misaka might snap if she doesn't."

"...Can you just kill--"

"GYHAAAAAAA! MISAKA'S GOING TO OVERLOAD YOU UNTIL YOU GO AWAY!"

"...Oi, what are you... NO, YOU FOOL, DON'T PULL ON YOUR WAISTBAND LIKE THAT! NO! NOOO! ...Oh, that's nice... Real nice... Ho ho ho... Aleister, you wonderful bastard...!"

Any takers?

[MrTerrorist]

Originally Posted by Sandinwater

Guys I have the best idea for a quick fic, Dante(Devil May Cry) vs Touma! DD

Here's something better, Accelerator VS Deadpool and Taskmaster.

[Sandinwater]

Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Here's something better, Accelerator VS Deadpool and Taskmaster.

Nooooo, nothings better then a demon vs a hero of god lol jkjkjkjk.

[Miraluka]

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

Spoiler for Crazy idea:

Spoiler for No, really:

Spoiler for K...:

Inside Misaka Worst's brain is a backup copy of Kakine's personality... for some reason. Oh, you know what this entails...

"Kuh! Get out of Misaka's head!"

"Oh please, I'm staying in here no matter what you say or do. Can you just kill Accelerator for me now? Y'know, knife to the back while he sleeps?"

"...As much as that sounds like a nice idea, Misaka has other plans for Tou-san."

"Don't tell me you--"

"No, it's not that, you stupid moron. Misaka's trying to absorb some of his talents like those girls from the Dark May."

"Or maybe you're a fucking--"

"Shut it."

"Or what? You're going to bash your head until I go away? Listen, Ojou-san, I don't like it anymore than you do. Do you understand how creepy it is for me? I was once a guy."

"Hmm... The whole shift to a woman's body."

"...You could say that. I'm more disturbed by the things you do to yourself at night. Since I'm technically in your brain, I do feel many things that you do..."

"Suprisingly modest--most would dream to feel that kind of thing."

"Not me. Somehow, I now feel emphatic for that Girl in a Dress..."

"Can Misaka sleep now? Ever since you've popped up, Misaka's head been hurting. Misaka might snap if she doesn't."

"...Can you just kill--"

"GYHAAAAAAA! MISAKA'S GOING TO OVERLOAD YOU UNTIL YOU GO AWAY!"

"...Oi, what are you... NO, YOU FOOL, DON'T PULL ON YOUR WAISTBAND LIKE THAT! NO! NOOO! ...Oh, that's nice... Real nice... Ho ho ho... Aleister, you wonderful bastard...!"

Any takers?

I like making Kakine changing him on a reasonable way (?), that last line made me laugh hard .

[SoloPanda]

I'd find a fic about this relatively amusing but who knows:

Spoiler for Tsuchimakado:

Tsuchimikado never had a little sister named Maika. in reality she's the newest version little sister robot maid which is why she doesn't have to go to school. The reason he believes she's his sister is because when it was found out he was a spy, a testament was hooked up to him to implant memories of a precious step sister that was more important than anything to him. There by gaining control over a spy and setting it up so he will willingly work for accademy city and never leave.

[tsunade666]

I just notice that it's already saturday and flere didn't update his work this week >.> too busy with NT 2 well will wait for update.

[Sumeragi]

Originally Posted by SoloPanda

I'd find a fic about this relatively amusing but who knows:

Spoiler for Tsuchimakado:

Tsuchimikado never had a little sister named Maika. in reality she's the newest version little sister robot maid which is why she doesn't have to go to school. The reason he believes she's his sister is because when it was found out he was a spy, a testament was hooked up to him to implant memories of a precious step sister that was more important than anything to him. There by gaining control over a spy and setting it up so he will willingly work for accademy city and never leave.

Spoiler for A problem with that.....:

Maika does go to school.

[SoloPanda]

Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Spoiler for A problem with that.....:

Maika does go to school.

A sorry bout that i was trying to be too brief with it and was reffering to this

Spoiler for Maika:

"Kamijou Touma has his own things to do...you can’t give him too much trouble. Anyway, it’s not like he's intentionally left you behind. Studying is a really tiring thing."

"Uhm...I understand...but why doesn't Maika need to go to school?"

"Hoho, because I’m an exception; a maid doing practical work is a very normal thing!"

The home economics school that Tsuchimikado Maika attended was not just any weird school that still produced maids in this age. The maids from that school were specially trained to assist their masters. From cleaning up chewing gum on the streets to having a meeting with the leaders of the world, nothing could stump them. So, Maika had to go everywhere to do all sorts of practical work. Not all the school's students could go out and do such work like Maika, however; that was a special privilege that was earned after the school had tested the student and had felt that "although she is an apprentice maid, she is capable enough to not disgrace the school’s name".

the whole thing about how she's a special exception and all

[Mr.Kyon]

So I decided to try to read Twilight for fun.

...

Let me quote certain words of wisdom...

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack "

Mother fucking truth right there.

And so, my Holy Crack has regained some vigor.

Stephenie Meyer, I love you.

Spoiler for Infection Prologue:

Believe it or not, not every healthy teenage guy happily jumps into a crowd of 10000 girls so they may take your virginity in raunchy, wet, and potentially fatal sex on freshly mowed grass.

Heresy, you say, but that was a self-evident truth for Kamijou Touma, who is facing such a situation.

“Such misfortune!” he shouted atop his lungs, sweating profusely as he looked downward.

Now, we’re jumping into the “climax” of the story, so why Kamijou, Accelerator, Kihara Amata’s son and Leivinia Birdway were standing atop the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy remains a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Surrounding the tower were the Misaka Sisters—every single one of them—scaling the tower with ropes towards their savior.

Kamijou Touma was at the end of his own rope, so he got on his knees and bowed down to Birdway. “Y-you have to do something, Birdway-sama!”

“Eh? No, no, I want to test your virtue,” Birdway said, grinning wickedly at the defeated Kamijou. “Besides, you and that white guy told me before to never harm these military-grade clones. And I don’t have a mass knockout spell at my disposal.”

The spiky-haired guy was literally verging on sweet tears of chastity.

“‘Misaka wants to copulate with Kamijou-kun.’ declares Misaka as she makes her feelings clear.”

Hearing the monotone and synchronised chant of the Sisters in the background, the phantasmagoric nature of the situation hit Touma like a ton of brick at that precise moment. And he, in turn, attempted to wake up from this living nightmare by slamming his head against the nearest vintage brick wall.

It didn’t work.

Accelerator, who was in a dilemma of his own over what to do with the Sisters, gripped the collar of a certain boy with light blond hair. He wore a skin-tight black suit and a battle-worn leather trench coat. Bruises covered him head to toe—expected out of someone who had fought the Accelerator.

“How do we stop them, fucking Kihara-kun?-!” the albino roared in the thirteen-year-old’s face.

Not even budging and bothering with anything anymore, his purpose complete, the boy smirked defiantly.

“How should I know? My job was to upload the ‘key’ to the ‘original carrier,’ and that was it.”

“There’s gotta be a failsafe!”

“Sorry, brother, but there’s no volte-face possible here!” the blond boy cracked. “With that brat of yours severed from the Network and the new Command Tower in place, Aleister’s bid to replace the clones with a new generation is complete,” Junior chuckled dryly.

Glancing over at Kamijou, he pointed at the boy with Imagine Breaker. “The moment they copulate with him and steal his virginity, the virus will overload all of them and turn them to vegetables brain-wise—” The blond shifted his eyes to sneer at Accelerator’s choker electrode. “—and it won’t end well for you. Oh my, I wonder how Fridge-kun will react to this!”

“SHUT UP! DON’T FUCK WITH ME!” Accelerator roared yet again, snapping on ESP mode.

The Tou-san of the Misakas clenched his fist and punched the blond boy hard in the stomach, and he collapsed.

Junior slightly withered on the ground, whipping blood from his lips. “Oh, going to turn me into a shooting star as you did my father?”

“I’ll deal with you later,” Accelerator spat out with much venom.

This hyper-competent first-year middle schooler and the resurrected Kakine Teitoku had stressed him out way too much—not to mention the impending doom of 10000 Sisters or so. He flipped his choker’s switch and used his crutch to support himself.

“Oi,” he called out to Birdway, “you really can’t do anything?”

“Mark and my lackeys aren’t here yet, so no,” she said bitterly with a latent sadistic intent.

“So it’s up to the Science side to deal with this,” he snarled. Accelerator’s voice had a shaky feeling of repressed despair in it.

At that point, the ascending masses of clones were halfway up, and Kamijou was sprawled on the ground, muttering good luck charms and weeping like a schoolgirl. He, in this situation, was powerless. Imagine Breaker could not solve this—he could dispel esper’s or magician’s powers, but not lines of malicious code implemented in brains using non-supernatural technology.

“What is Fiamma doing…?” Kamijou choked out in despair, clinging to any hope he saw in this savage world.

“I can’t believe you actually trusted him to help you,” Birdway taunted. “Ah, so naïve these days…”

As Kamijou kept on shrinking, the words of the 10000 Sisters climbing and encircling the Pisa resonated through the area.

“‘Misaka is interested in trying out anal sex or maybe bondage if you wish so.’ says Misaka as she lays out her kink cards.”

Kamijou seriously was considering wrapping his lips around a fucking glock to prevent this from happening—after all, if they got a hold of him and “smothered” him until his v-card was captured, they would die shortly thereafter due to the viral infection gripping the Misaka Network.

However, all that was trivial for a certain blond boy.

“Wha…!” Kihara-kun Junior staggered up from the ground, waggling his fist. “How can you not want this Kamijou?-! The dream of any ass man such as myself is a submissive girl in leather taking it up the—”

Grab.

“WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL?-!”

As he was thinking of doing some “drill baby drill,” Accelerator took his brother by his collar, annoyed andirked, and approached the edge that overlooked the ridiculous yet perilous situation.

“Have at you, brat.”

The albino then threw Junior off the edge into an oblivion of 10000 Misakas.

“DAMMMNNN YOOOUUU YU-RI-KOOO!” Junior yelled as he fell down the tower.

“That’s not my fucking name, you moron!” Accelerator snapped back defensively, cheeks searing hot.

“Accelerator,” Kamijou muttered, looking over to Yuriko. “Look, nobody will think less of you since you’re a girl.”

“I’M NOT A FUCKING GIRL!” Accelerator yelled, growing redder.

“YEEESSS YOU AREEE, BROTHEEER!” Junior chimed in amidst his dramatic Hollywood fall.

“THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE, KIHARA-KUUNN!”

“Oh, just die already—you’re killing the drama,” Birdway said, her sweat dropping.

“FUUUCCCKKK YOOOUUU BI-ATCH—!”

Crash.

“There, he’s totally dead. He’s super dead. There’s no way he’ll come back to bite us in the ass.” Birdway commented as she looked down towards the hole in the ground. “By the way, those clones are almost here. If any of you have a last-minute solution, now’s the time.”

There was a deep silence from the spiky-haired virgin guy, as well as Yuriko, who nobody wanted to know the status of her/his virginity.
…

“…I got it.”

Accelerator broke the silence, eyes wide with revelation.

“Huh?”

It was then that after searching her brain deeply for any clue as to how stop this mess that Suzushina Yuriko had devised a risqué plan.

“…I know how to stop this!” the strongest of Academy City said with utmost determination.

There was a glimmer of hope in Kamijou Touma’s eyes—so much so that he sprang to his feet and held Accelerator’s hand in admiration. And was getting jumpy to boot.

“How? What can we do? Tell me!”

Yuriko’s blood-red eyes locked with Touma’s aqua eyes.

Then, she casually said to Birdway, “How much time until the Sister’s get here?"

The boss of the Golden-style magic cabal lazily gawked over the edge of the Pisa Tower, unaffected by the dazzling height.

“Five minutes I think,” she estimated.

“…Damn,” Yuriko gritted her teeth. “We’re going to have to be efficient for this to work.”

“So what do we do?” Kamijou asked, trying to compose himself.

His iron will had returned; the silly tears he had shed dry.

For once since he had lost his memory, he was the one who needed saving.

And so, he entrusted his and the Sisters’ survival onto Accelerator’s shoulders.

“Well…we…uh…” The androgynous albino diverted her eyes slightly, somewhat trepid about going through with her plan.

But the fate of 10000 or so Sisters depended on her skills.

So, she tapped into her hidden charms and hormones, got on her knees and—

“WH-WHY ARE YOU UNDOING MY BELT?-!” Kamijou screeched in abject horror.

“I-I-‘m not doing this because I like you…” Yuriko mumbled as she undid the belt with ease.

Since she wore men’s clothes over her washboard of a body, she knew a finesse regarding men and their rituals.

“T-the virus relies on you still being a v-v-virgin…” Yuriko flushed deeply, lips quivering in a mix of anxiety, longing, and righteousness. “S-so, I’m a g-girl, and you’re a m-man…”

At that moment, a strange tingle went on his Kamijou’s boxers.

Dread.

Pure and simple dread.

It was trying to hide.

Somehow.

“GWHAHAHAHAHA! SUCH MISFORTUNE!”

And from the sidelines, Leivinia began to drool because of her inherent sadistic nature.

“Damn it, if only I had a Cinderella right now…!”

[Flere821]

^ The FUUUUUUUUU-?!!

...

*ahem*

Congratulation. You broke my brain for ideas on the next chapter of my fic. I know it's my own fault for looking in the spoiler, so I'll be going now to try and read something that'll revive my inspiration in its death throes.

*Checks Chinese LN site for updates on the latest volume of [RPG W(・∀・)RLD], and considers re-reading all 8 volumes of Mayo Chiki*