For those that belittle their favorite characters, complain about pairings, complain about oversexed images. Stop, thank you.
Fear Anxiety Doubt is but a fad. The life of a fad depends entirely on the willingness to support it. Difficulty is a choice. Determination is a path. Your next great idea after your destination is the true goal.
Chapter 19: Rescue
Hayate and the two soldiers reached the reached a lonely area where cars burned and the whole street was silent. She opened a manhole and entered it.
“C’mon, this is the quickest way to the underground productions facility,” Hayate whispered.
“What, you’re trying to go there via a stink hole? Forget it,” Jones said.
“Unless you prefer to assault the facility using the TSAB entrance that is guarded by security turrets, this is the only way,” Hayate insisted.
The two had no choice and followed her into the hole. The sewers were lined with gas pipes and green sludge and it made them sick. Some parts of the sewers had wide caverns and some had so small a hole that they need to get onto their knees and crawled.
“Remind me to bring a gas mask if we ever come to this place. Your sewers stink worse than our ones on Earth,” Jones complained while covering his nose.
“Be thankful there aren’t any sewer gators in here,” Hayate scowled.
They came across an iron ladder and Hayate climbed it. She opened the manhole lid slowly and peered out. They were inside the TSAB HQ and no one was to be seen. It was the storage room.
“Coast is clear, follow me,” Hayate beckoned the two.
They climbed out and closed the manhole lid slowly to avoid making too much noise. Hayate slid open the storage room door and peered outside. No one was to be seen.
“Must be our lucky day. Let’s not push our luck though,” Hayate told the two.
The two soldiers nodded and reloaded their pulse carbines. They followed Hayate through a series of corridors and avoiding guards at the same time. Hayate led them to a dead end and she felt the walls for something.
“Hayate, what are you doing?” Ralph asked.
“I’m feeling for the control panel…though I can’t remember exactly where it was. Buy me some time and if you see any guards, neutralize them,” Hayate said.
The two nodded and switched to pistols that fired stun darts. 3 minutes went by their mission timer and Hayate finally found the control panel. She typed in a password but she got the ‘access denied’ message. She cursed something quietly and tried again.
“Damn, they’ve changed the password. I have no choice but to hack the system,” Hayate said.
“You know how to hack computers?” Jones asked with a cocked eyebrow.
“I’ve got some basics. Buy me more time,” Hayate said.
Just as Hayate was working on it, they heard someone coming. One was a man and the other sounded like Signum.
“Now Signum, be good and maybe Dr. Scaglietti might just spare your life,” the man said.
“I take orders from no one but Hayate. You better not try to hurt Hayate,” Signum growled.
“You and what army? You’re the last of the Wolkenritters to be captured and all of you may prove to be useful, especially your combat prowess. The others have undergone…enhancements and you shall be next,” the man said with a dark chuckle.
“I’m not your guinea pig,” Signum said in rising anger.
Just as the two cleared the corner, the two soldiers fired stun darts at the man. Signum was unarmed and her hands were bound. The two soldiers quickly freed her and hid the body somewhere.
“Hayate-sama, I’m glad you’re alright!” Signum said happily and she gave a rare smile.
“I’m happy to see that you’re unharmed, Signum,” Hayate smiled at Signum before going back to her hacking.
“The password is ‘Wrath’, ma’am,” Signum said.
Hayate looked at Signum and towards the control panel again. She gave a dumb grin and typed in the password hastily.
“Eh heh, silly me, I’ve forgotten the password and they’ve not changed it after all,” Hayate said with a wide grin.
The two soldiers looked at each other and shook their heads.
The wall in front slid open and they let themselves through. Signum stayed behind though.
“Signum, come with us,” Hayate said.
“No, I’m unarmed. I must recover my weapon and create a little havoc around this base,” Signum said and she cracked her knuckles.
“But…” Hayate started but Signum cut her off.
“I’ll buy you some time, ma’am. Vita and the other Wolkenritters are down there so go and rescue them. I’ll be fine…I promise,” Signum said softly.
Hayate stared at Signum for a while and nodded. Signum saluted and closed the door. She took out a handgun and searched the base for her weapon. The three went down some stairs and headed to the underground production facility. They bypassed multiple security barriers and fought some guards here and there until they reached the main chamber. The production line was full of androids being assembled and it was quite interesting to see how they were assembled.
“Reminds me of the movie Terminator. Think we should blow this place up and bug out?” Jones asked Ralph.
“Not until we rescue the Hell Commandos and Wolkenritters. We can’t wait for Fate and her team to reach here so we’ll do the honors,” Ralph said and he took out a C-4 explosive pack.
The two soldiers set the bombs in different parts of the production line and they moved on to other vital areas, planting bombs at the same time. When they reached the android storage facility, Jones planted the last bomb and set the detonation to trigger.
“Twenty C-4 bombs will be more than enough to create a boom so great that’ll send this whole place sky high. Jail will have nothing to fight for him after this,” Ralph said.
“Ralph, I have a question. Why did we not use the waste entrance of this facility? We could have bypassed the security system back there,” Jones said while pointing to a waste hole.
“Not now, Jones. We’re here and that’s all that matters. C’mon, we have soldiers to rescue,” Hayate said.
Back at the city, Fate noticed her HUD’s map had two blips near the TSAB HQ. Someone had infiltrated the place.
“That’s odd, someone already infiltrated the place,” said a bemused Fate.
“Well, that’s good. At least we have them to depend on,” said a mage in blue armor.
“No, that’s not good. Only three contacts are on radar and they’re severely outnumbered if a fight breaks out. Restock now and we better get moving,” Fate said.
Then, a great shadow covered the place. Fate looked up and saw a giant cruiser in the sky. It was the flagship Pillar of Autumn.
“What is that thing doing here? I thought all flagships were supposed to be operating behind Glatisant,” Fate’s co-commander said. “Something is wrong.”
“All except the Pillar of Autumn but her movement seems wrong,” Fate said with narrow eyes.
Suddenly, a thought struck her and her eye pupils dilated from panic and fear.
“Get away from this place! Do it now!” Fate yelled out.
Everyone was confused but the confusion diffused when the entire ship exploded and its entire chassis came crashing down. Everyone scrambled for cover but it was too late for most. The entire burning chassis impacted a kilometer square across the portion of Cranagan. Just when everyone thought it was over, the engine exploded as her reactors overheated. It sent a shockwave throughout a 5 kilometer radius, decimating everything, vehicles and buildings alike. Fate was thrown off her feet and rubble covered her. In the sky, Karina was laughing evilly, baring two sharp fangs.
“You think you’ve won? I don’t think so. I rigged that ship to explode on my command and I turned it into a massive bomb. Thanks to the less vigilant crew, I slipped in easily,” Karina said to an open broadcast.
Chrono saw everything from the Asura not far away. He immediately ordered the waiting reserve army outside of Cranagan to help out. Karina laughed and tried to return to base but one plane blocked her way. It was the ADFX-02 Morgan, piloted by Earth’s finest ace pilot Mobius-1.
“Stay where you are,” Mobius-1 said over the COMM.
“Or you’ll what? Your plane won’t stand a chance against me. I am Karina-02, designated electronic warfare expert. Don’t expect to win,” Karina said arrogantly.
Mobius-1 didn’t care what she said and fired a few rounds of bullets at her. Some missed her by inches but one bullet scrapped her face. It infuriated her.
“Fine, you’ll wish that you didn’t do that,” she hissed.
Mobius-1 can’t lock any missiles at her because her ECM systems prevented the locking on of missiles. The only way to hit her is to weaken her shield with his Vulcan 20-mm gun. The targeting vector was on her and he released a stream of bullets at her. She evaded them but some bullets deflected off her shield, making it shimmer. Karina had a beam sword with her and she flew straight at the plane, attempting to cut it. Mobius-1 barrel rolled away and did an acute turn towards Karina’s back, firing another storm of bullets at her. Her shields held, barely.
“This pilot is good,” Karina thought to herself.
Her backpack opened up and missile tubes emerged from it. A targeting display appeared in front of her. She had a lock on Mobius-1’s plane and fired 20 missiles at him. The Morgan had ECM jammers and they deflected the missiles away.
“So, I guess we’re even in terms of electronic warfare,” Karina said with a smile.
She fired more missiles but they were either deflected or evaded. Suddenly, the plane turned for another pass, flying upside down. There was a turret on the belly of the plane and it lanced a blue beam of laser at Karina. Her shields gave and the laser punctured through her stomach. Her pupils dilated as she fell from the sky. Just then, Mobius-1 directed his plane to catch her before she hit the ground. She landed at the back of the plane, her wound leaking some blood and hydraulic fluid.
“Damn…I lost,” she said weakly.
On the ground, the survivors were quickly helped out and were attended by the medics. If Shamal were to be here, she could make things easier. The medics did their best to help the critically wounded.
“The new generation of cyborgs is really more sly and deadlier than the Numbers. We better hope that no more will be created,” Erio said to Caro.
“Our hope depends on those who have infiltrated the facility. If they manage to destroy the facility before anymore will be rolled out, then we may have less enemies to worry about,” Caro answered.
Erio looked at his watch and monitoring Fate’s heart rate at the same time. Her pulse was weak but steady and it seemed like the only major injury she sustained was a collapsed lung. The Mid-Childan medics had to flash clone a new lung for her and prepped her for emergency surgery in a sterilized medical outpost. While Fate was out, Erio and Caro were told to lead the rescue team. They were happy to oblige even though they were less experienced in commanding.
Back at the Glatisant General Hospital, Nanoha was watching the news regarding about the destruction of the Pillar of Autumn and the deaths of nearly 500 soldiers and mages. She felt a little pain in her heart when she saw Fate was injured. She can’t stand to see Fate like that so she got out of bed and put on her clothes, heading for the city to see Fate.
As she got out, a nurse stopped her.
“Ma’am, I have standing orders to confine you in bed. You’re not to do vigorous activity to avoid more straining to you body,” the nurse said.
“I’m not going to war; I’m going to see Fate. Can you get someone to drive me there since I can’t fly?” Nanoha asked.
The nurse thought for a while and nodded.
“Okay but don’t do battle,” she said with authority.
As the nurse walked away, Nanoha felt blood flowing from her mouth and she felt a burning sensation in the pit of her stomach. She staunched the feeling and stood straight, trying to show less signs of pain.
“I’m not sure about this Fate but I feel like my death is near,” Nanoha whispered to herself.
I told myself to write tonight and some random yuri thing was written. Its crack and short and weird and eh Signum is in it somewhere if that helps.
Spoiler for Double Date:
"Fate-chan!" Nanoha waved. She ran up to her and stopped to catch her breath. They had met inbetween the barracks and the mess hall.
"Hello, Nanoha-chan," Fate smiled.
"I just wanted to tell you I won't be able to cook dinner tonight."
"Ah."
--
Fate sat on the park bench. She had slid and leaned on the back of the bench looking up to the sky. Training had let out and she had nowhere to be for the time being. She thought about sighing, but she didn't feel like it. She thought about moaning, but again she didn't feel like it. She thought about punching something, but she was too bored of that. She just didn't understand it at all, but that was OK.
"Fate-san!" Subaru ran over she had two drinks, one presumably was for her partner Teana, but for some odd reason she wasn't here. Fate glanced at her and gave in.
She smiled forcefully. "Hello, Subaru. Did you enjoy practice?"
Subaru nodded and smiled honestly, "Very much. My back still hurts from that fall." She laughed.
The blond nodded, "Don't neglect having Shamal look at it."
Subaru sat beside her and her smile faded. "I wanted to talk to you. Drink?"
"Thank you." Fate took the can from her and let it rest on her thigh. "I have ten minutes. Go ahead."
Subaru smiled and wondered about where she should begin. "Are relationships between soldiers a good thing?"
"Ah, well, like most things there are good and bad aspects. Is this about someone in particular?"
"Yes." She blinked, "Uh let's say this person has a crush on.... you."
Fate laughed. "On me?" She softened her tone and thought about it. "This someone is too shy to tell me?"
Subaru looked at her and looked away. Her eyes darted around and she clenched her fists. The can almost broke open. "Ah!" SHe opened it and drank it in a hurry. Fate laughed, but all Subaru could manage was a blush from embarrassment.
"Take your time." Fate smiled This was becoming amusing.
"OK, I'm OK." Subaru took a deep breath, "What if...it....was a girl?" She smiled as if the smile would make the words not strange.
"That's fine." Fate shrugged. "Why?"
"Uh... I'm not sure what to ask right now." She turned away and clenched her fists once more in contemplation. Fate tried not to laugh at this show.
"Sorry, you are just being too cute right now. SO, who is this mystery person?"
"It's not that easy!" Subaru fought back. "You are.... seeing.... er dating? er.... "
"I was." Fate confessed.
"Uh... maybe I should..."
"No, stay." Fate put an arm around her. "This won't change anything. Section Six will disband when the mission is completed."
"Uh... uh..." Subaru laughed, her face was beat red. This was a problem. "I should go." Subaru pulled away and quickly bowed to her teacher. "Thank you so much. Have a good day." She spoke quickly and hurried away awkwardly.
"Silly girl."
--
The last training session for the day began. Nanoha took to the sky deciding on another mock battle. She pushed Subaru and Teana as hard as she could, but they managed to handle it. They were exhausted, but knew it was the ind of pain that made them stronger.
"How's your back?" Nanoha helped Subaru out of a crater.
"It'll be fine if I rest." She laughed.
"You aren't being stubborn, are you?" Nanoha smiled more. Her motherly instincts were bleeding through.
"Oh, no, I'm clear to be here." She gave a thumbs up.
Nanoha relaxed at that news, "Good, then you will be able to handle another go?" She glanced over at Teana whom had managed to dust her self off.
"Yes!" Subaru chimed in. Teana frowned, but nodded approvingly.
"Good." She looked forward to her date tonight.
--
"Subaru!" Ginga waved.
"Ginga!" Subaru hugged her tight. It was so good to see her again even if it was only a few days.
"How was your day?" Ginga pulled away a bit and smiled generously.
"It was great I chatted with Fate and I told her... uh..."
"Good, I'm happy you did that. I managed to get a date tonight, too." Ginga winked.
"Really!?" Subaru was shocked, but happy. She had to go tell Teana.
--
Fate watched Subaru walk by her. She had a red hand print on her cheek, "Subaru."
"Oh, Fate-san!" She walked over, "Ehehe, you saw this, didn't you?" She pointed to her cheek.
"Yes, I did. Teana's no doubt."
"Yeah." Subaru laughed it off, but it still stung.
"You tell her about us?" Fate smiled.
"Oh, yes, I did. Oh, right...um... did you have plans tonight? That person would like to meet with you."
Fate smiled. She guessed Subaru was still being shy. It wasn't normal to date a superior, especially not a teacher, but it was just a date. "I'd like to meet her, too."
"Ginga can't wait!"
"Uh..."
--
Signum walked into the restaurant and smiled to the waiter. They had talked before on another outing. She had gotten some information about a double date and had to see for herself who was on it. She already knew Teana was angry and Nanoha and Fate weren't home. That narrowed it down rather nicely. Still, it irked her.
What she saw irked her even further. "Nakajima sisters?" She blinked.
"Crap." Fate groaned. Nanoha tried to hide behind a menu.
"It's not what it looks like!" Subaru waved her hands erratically.
"What does it look like?" Signum frowned. "Next time I give love advice, please give me full names." She sighed and walked out of the restaurant. "I just don't understand kids these days."
I dunno, its not up to my standards, but I'm tired and I'm sore and I wanted more Signum Love guru.
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For those that belittle their favorite characters, complain about pairings, complain about oversexed images. Stop, thank you.
Fear Anxiety Doubt is but a fad. The life of a fad depends entirely on the willingness to support it. Difficulty is a choice. Determination is a path. Your next great idea after your destination is the true goal.
Hey could you link to the old ones? I hadn't sen you post before since I started coming here for whatever reason ^^ heeh. Awesome art btw. Those fingers are remarkable. So's the hair.
Thanks
Anyway, here's the link to the previous chapters. It has chapter I, II and scene I of chapter III. Scene II is the one in my previous post =D
Don't read the character profiles though. I still need to make necessary changes on it. Otherwise, you'll only get confused.
Also, just to make it easier for you, here's the illustrations and information about the Aldian king and 9th Lance, Versa Crew
Spoiler for Aldian King:
Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Height: 180 cm
Weight: ??
Place of Birth: Aldia
Hair Color: Unknown
Eye Color: Unknown
Mage Type: Aldian Knight
Magic Array: Aldian
Magic Color: Maroon
Elemental Affinity: Unknown
Mage/Knight Rank: Unknown
Threat Level: SSS
Known as: Aldian King, Tyrannical King, Stupid King (Baka Ou - by Lanos)
Background:
Little is known about the king. He always wears a mask that hides his face. After he came into power, Aldia started to expand its borders.
Spoiler for Versa Crew:
Name: Versa Crew
Age: 28 years old
Gender: Male
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 58 kg
Place of Birth: Aldia
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Red
Mage Type: Aldian Knight
Magic Array: Aldian
Magic Color: Red
Elemental Affinity: Lightning
Mage/Knight Rank: S+
Threat Level: SS
Known as: 9th Lance, Versa the Impaler
Affiliation: Aldia
Device: Leone Rosa
Device Type: Assault Device
Storage Form: Card
Device Forms: Assault Form - Lance
Spiral Form - Drill
Versa Crew is one of the elite members of King’s Lance. He is well known the most for his skills in handling his lance during his battles. He is also famous for impaling countless knights during battles. Among the 13 king’s lance, He is one of the three who are considered as Shied Breakers--knights that are capable of piercing through barriers and shields no matter how thick they are. In addition, Versa is one of the high commanding knights of Aldia. He is also one of the few people who are trusted by the Aldian king and is considered to be his right hand man.
About four years ago, Versa lost both of his arms and legs from the former 13th Lance--the knight that was considered to be the strongest in Aldian history. Even now, Versa bears hatred towards the former 13th Lance and wishes to do the same to those who are related to him. Unfortunately, Asclei is one of the knights that are highly favored by the Aldian king. Much to his frustration, he restrains himself from bringing any harm to Asclei in order not to upset the Aldian King.
Like Asclei, Versa extremely excels in close combat. Although he is slower compared to Asclei, Versa is superior to him in terms of defensive skills. Among the King’s Lance, Versa is among the few knights who are able to match Asclei’s piercing capabilities.
TheShinySword and the story written in 2nd person: awwwwww ^^
Satashi and marshmallows and Good Eats: me me!! i know!! lol. good eats + Satashi = <3 ^^
Allquall: i....i am torn between A and F @.@!!!!!!!! l_o!!!!!
Kagerou and the fic based on RL: D: *hugs* wan didn't ignore did she?
krisslanza: is it really just 9 days?? 9 days left?
New people on the thread: Welcome to the FFT/Fanfic Thread! ^^
Jail-ko: *swirls*
FFC people: I HAVE MY NET BACKKKKKKK ;-;!!!! *sends love everywhere* DX ^^!!!
TheShinySword and the story written in 2nd person: awwwwww ^^
Satashi and marshmallows and Good Eats: me me!! i know!! lol. good eats + Satashi = <3 ^^
Allquall: i....i am torn between A and F @.@!!!!!!!! l_o!!!!!
Kagerou and the fic based on RL: D: *hugs* wan didn't ignore did she?
krisslanza: is it really just 9 days?? 9 days left?
New people on the thread: Welcome to the FFT/Fanfic Thread! ^^
Jail-ko: *swirls*
FFC people: I HAVE MY NET BACKKKKKKK ;-;!!!! *sends love everywhere* DX ^^!!!
*EPIC GLOMPS WANWAN*
I'm glad you're back TT^TT
and allquall... A because I wanna laugh at the ppl moanning/complaining about nanofate.
Nanoha was very good at sneaking out after hours, playing truant, and all those sorts of things that one would not expect from the upright example of innocent childhood that she... wasn't. It was the dark side of being a magical girl, so to speak, those unfortunate realities of reality that television never showed. So here she was, fresh out of rehabilitation, hovering in the air with her barrier jacket all set up, Raging Heart's familiar texture in her hand, facing off against Fate while Yuuno and Arf looked on nervously and concentrated on maintaining the barrier to prevent collateral damage to the hospital. If her doctors ever found out about what she was about to do, they would probably tie her down to her bed for a month and be justified doing so.
"Are you sure about this?" Fate asked one more time. She had been against this idea from the very beginning, but Nanoha had cajoled her until she gave in.
"I'll be all right, Fate!" Nanoha replied, her eyes staring past Fate's shoulder, because she could not bear to look at her best friend and see that those beautiful eyes were once again filled with the pain and loneliness she had gave so much to dispel.
Scythe Form. Bardiche's monotone was the sole warning before Fate disappeared, replaced by a golden blur that closed in on Nanoha's position at breakneck speed.
"Raging Heart?"
All systems green.
"Axel Shoot!"
The silly-looking, hard-hitting pink balls of light converged on Fate's path, who jinked hard and sped past them, but in that time Nanoha had already moved away to a safer, farther location and reprogrammed each projectile with different orders to either chase, intercept, or ignore the other mage.
Sonic Move.
Fate bypassed Nanoha's clever defense and prepared to attack from behind, but the moment she completed her maneuver and returned to normal speed a full quadruple of pink projectiles slammed into her hastily erected barrier, having been kept in reserve for exactly this purpose. Once again Nanoha quickly put more distance between herself and her opponent, while readying a heavy-handed attack against her pinned foe.
Shooting Mode. "Divine..."
"Sonic and Zanber!"
Forms accepted. Fate broke through at the expense of taking a hit, but crossed the distance between her and Nanoha in the blink of an eye, taking a graceful arching route above and out of Raging Heart's line of fire, Bardiche raised and poised for an overhand sword strike. Nanoha had no choice but to cancel her charge and respond to the immediate threat.
Round Shield.
The strike never came; the threat never materialized.
"Fate?" Nanoha ventured delicately, baffled as to what was going on.
The dejected blonde had dissolved her barrier jacket and returned Bardiche to its tiny triangular form.
"I'm sorry, Nanoha, I can't do it. Whenever I think that you might get hurt..." Her eyes were wet. Without another word she turned around and sped off, tears glistening in the air as they made freefall towards a ground no longer blocked off by a barrier. Arf looked at the two of them helplessly, gave Nanoha an apologetic nod, and hurried after Fate. Yuuno stayed quiet on the sidelines.
"Shouldn't you be making amends with Fate instead of asking me for a match?" Hayate asked reasonably. “Not that you should be doing anything near that strenuous for a long time.”
“I know I should,” Nanoha said slowly, her words picking up animation, “but I can’t bear to see that look of sadness in Fate’s eyes… and she can’t bear to see my pain when I push myself beyond my limits, but I’ll never get better unless I do!” It was the closest thing to an outburst from the girl who usually kept her words subtle and saved non-subtlety for real actions.
“Nanoha,” Hayate explained patiently in a motherly voice, “I know that you need to push yourself to improve, but you haven’t even got yourself back to the level you were before yet. If you try to run before you can walk, you’ll just end up hurting yourself in the end.” She spoke with the soft confidence of one who had experienced the lesson first-hand. “Now say ah.”
“Ah…”
Hayate slipped the spoon into the other girl’s mouth. Nanoha chewed and swallowed. “Hey, Hayate,” she whined, “is it really necessary to bind me to the bed like this?” Both hands and feet were magically restrained to the hospital bed, as though Nanoha were being held prisoner.
“Shamal’s orders,” Hayate said simply in a tone that brooked no argument. “If we let even one limb of yours loose, you’ll overtax it until you break it or worse. Really, sneaking out was bad enough, but to actually go and try to spar… and then the nerve to ask me for another match after you were caught!” She shook her head in disapproval and fed Nanoha another mouthful of dinner. “It’s really for your own good, I hope you can appreciate someday.”
“But,” Nanoha protested after she swallowed, “if I can get my body to be able to handle a duel, then everything else will be easy for it.”
“Back to running before walking?” Hayate lifted a cup of water to Nanoha’s lips and frowned, or as close to it as her normally smiling expression ever came. “I really tried that, the time after we removed Reinforce’s curse. I wanted to be able to walk and run like you and Fate and Alisa and Suzuka…”
“Hayate…”
“The doctor told me to relearn how to walk first, before I tried to run, but for the first time I didn’t listen to her…”
“So that time your leg cramped and you fell down the stairs…”
“My muscles never got the chance to get used to the stress because I pushed my body too hard from the very beginning. So yes, that was the lesson, but thankfully there wasn’t any permanent damage.” Hayate looked at Nanoha with wet eyes. “Shamal told me not to tell you, but… the doctors aren’t sure if your linker core will ever heal completely. Certainly if you abuse yourself like this morning…”
“I think I understand now, Hayate. Sorry for always troubling you…”
“Silly Nanoha,” Hayate smiled through her tears as she recollected herself with a sniff and hugged Nanoha tightly, “what are friends for if not to trouble them?”
Nanoha wished she could return Hayate’s affections, but with her arms bound to the bed as they were it just wasn’t possible. So she settled for the next best thing, leaning as close to the other girl as possible, sharing body contact and warmth.
“So take it easy and get better first, and when you’re truly better – not just feeling better – we’ll see about that match, okay?”
All you silly torn people choose F. honestly =-=' It's everything
I think the fear here is that each the total word count will be the same regardless of choice. So, pulling numbers out of my head, or some other body part, if Allquall was going to write a 5000-word continuation, those torn between A and F would be (in their own minds) choosing between a 5000-word lemon and a 1000-word lemon plus 1000 words on each of the others.
I have no idea if that's even true, but I bet it explains the torn-ness.
Wohoo, it really looks like a nice fresh pairing. And it works nicely!
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Originally Posted by DezoPenguin
I agree with this immensely. Geez, I vacate the board for a couple of days and I come back to THIS?!?!?
...
I have to say the news that new manga series are coming out really has a chilling effect on my desire to write anything. Unlike some people, who enthusiastically glory in AU/expanded-universe/original creations, I'm pretty well obsessed with original-continuity fics. Which means it's one thing to speculate about the way things could possibly go and in the alternative to write about things that definitely didn't happen.
Basically, ViVid is almost certainly going to kill my major fic series dead.
So...did anyone notice how long it'll be until the new manga start running, i.e., how long I have to finish Stahlkönigin before I end up giving the whold thing up as an irrelevancy?
And with bit of puerile whining out of the way, here's some crack inspired by magic on TV last night. I will warn people that there are oblique hints of NanoFate here, so those of you who are inspired to rants and hate mail by such things, just skip the whole damn thing, okay?
Spoiler for Magical Girl Vivio!:
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Spoiler for Vivio's Magical Hayate-is-Genre-Savvy Omake Theater!:
"Maybe I should have used Nanoha-mama for the saw-her-in-two trick after all," Vivio mused.
"Why is that?" Fate asked.
"Aunt Hayate always says it would be good if there were more of her so all the shippers could have one of their own."
Very fun to read. The Numbers were really good in emphasizing that magic tricks in Nanoha just aren't that spectacular. In the end, Bardiche made the show though. Omake was win!
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Originally Posted by markesellus
~A short based off RL.
Spoiler for Short:
It should not have bothered her, but it did. Really, she barely even knew the girl, she should not have cared this much. The girl was just another insignificant classmate in her life, a kind girl she had talked to maybe once or twice.
What was her name again? Oh, right, Hayate.
When she had heard Hayate had cancer a year or two ago, she'd thought, ‘Oh, that’s horrible’ and life went on. Hayate soon left school and spent most of her time in chemotherapy or recovering from it. Fate didn’t really notice her absence, and time passed. Nanoha, one of Hayate’s closest friends, made T-shirts that said “Believe” and sold them. All profits and donations would go to Hayate’s family and to the cost of chemo. Fate had even bought one to ‘support the cause’.
Throughout the year, she had seen people wearing the shirts, doing more fundraisers, and writing letters to Hayate. Fate had never worn her shirt even once. So today during class, when the teacher announced that Hayate’s therapy was unsuccessful and she had died late last night, Fate didn’t know how to act. She saw Nanoha crying her eyes out a few rows in front of her, and a couple other people grabbing tissues. The teacher said that "Hayate would be sad to see her friends depressed and melancholy." A part of Fate thought that Hayate would want people to be sad over her death and the fact that she doesn’t exist any more. The announcement read that anyone could go and see the counselor about this loss of a classmate at anytime during the day. Nanoha had immediately rushed out of the room.
Fate stayed calm, and expressionless. She was sad, of course, a loss of anyone on a personal level with someone is huge, but she didn’t cry. She couldn’t cry. She didn’t know Yagami Hayate the way Nanoha did, she had no personal connection to her. Fate didn’t have the right to cry. Chrono had joked to her after Nanoha left that he was betting on people to skip class pretending to be crushed by Hayate’s death. Yuuno slapped him in the face shortly afterward. And although Fate didn’t cry, she didn’t find it right to laugh, to crack a smile, or to just be normal. It seemed so wrong that other students were walking around, carefree and happy, knowing what had happened. It felt wrong to be happy in a time of such deep sorrow, and yet she didn’t deserve to cry about it either. Classmates tied green ribbons around their wrists to signify their support and loss. Fate received one too. Someone told her they were green because green was Hayate’s favorite color.
And I don’t even know why.
Reading that just left a bitter feeling...
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Originally Posted by TheShinySword
Whoo time for a one-shot thingy (It was gonna be up on FF.net but it's acting up :-/)
Lunch With Arf
Spoiler for Lunch With Arf:
Spoiler for Note:
I was writing something entirely different at first when a song on my ipod gave me all sorts of ideas. Thus the following is inspired by the song “Lunch with Gina”. It's also a slight slight AU where Zafira never fought or even saw Arf in adult human form.
Zafira was not afraid of anything. He was a wolf after all, a brave, strong and powerful animal. The fiercest of the fierce, able to pierce through the strongest of shields with a mere glare. Due to this anyone would undeniably be confused by his position on the floor of the Yagami home while doing his best imitation of a corpse.
The house's blinds were drawn. The lights were switched off along with any device that could make the slightest noise. The entire home was silent, from the outside it would appear completely devoid of life. The only thing off about the scenario (other than Zafira and his stone impression) was the-
DING DONG! DING DONG! DING! DONG!
-constant scream of the doorbell.
'No one's home no one's home' Zafira repeated the mantra in his head, praying to every higher power he'd ever heard of that the person on the other side of the door would get the hint as his back was beginning to ache. There was a pause in the bombardment, Zafira allowed himself the hope that they'd given u-
DING DONG!
No such luck.
The bell ringer would have to leave eventually. No one could stay there forever... unless... Terror griped Zafira when he realized what would happen if the ringer stayed until Hayate or one of the others came home... undeniably they would unwittingly invite the ringer in and Zafira would be discovered.
DING DONG! DING DONG!
Zafira could only hope Arf would give up before that happened.
~~~
“Wait wait so lemme get this straight,” Vice wiped a tear from his eye. The pilot was barely able to contain his amusement. “You're being stalked by Arf? That little kid who-” he let a snicker out- “hangs around with Yuuno?”
Zafira glared down into his coffee and nodded. He'd called Griffith and Vice into the little coffee shop (aptly named The Little Coffee Shoppe) for two reasons. One, he needed their advice and opinions on the matter (though he could have lived without Vice's laughter) and two, Arf had been banned from the premises for an... earlier incident.
“Well she's just a child I don't see what harm she can do,” Griffith sipped his tea, he claimed coffee was too strong, and flipped the page of his newspaper. “Actually,” he looked up from his paper with a small smile, “it's kind of adorable really.”
Zafira sighed, “It's not.” Arf seemed to think of nothing more than having a date with him. Every single day she called him, visited him, or followed him around to ask him out.
“You should be flattered,” Vice grinned and leaned his chair back onto two legs, “you loli killer you.” Vice apparently found his own joke hilarious as he cracked up and came dangerously close to toppling over in his chair.
“Well it is true that you seem to... draw young girls,” Griffith took off his, now foggy with steam, glasses and wiped them off. “After all Vivio decided she's going to marry you when she grows up yesterday right?” His smile started to grow into an all out grin, “Perhaps she'll-” He let loose a giggle, “-be Arf's rival.” Griffith lost it and started laughing right along with Vice.
Zafira did not think it was humorous in the least. He thought it was annoying and terrifying. It wasn't that he was afraid Arf would do anything dangerous but rather that he had no idea how to deal with her in the least. How did one tell someone they weren't interested? No one had ever taken an interest in Zafira before.
“If she wants to date you,” Vice put his chair legs back on the ground with a thunk, “why don't you do it? Give 'er one date. Knowing you, you'll probably bore her to tears and make her not want to come within a foot of you.”
“...” Zafira contemplated the idea. “That...”
Vice braced himself for anything that might be thrown at his head.
“That might work.”
Luckily for him Zafira was too stuck on getting Arf to leave him alone to notice the insult.
“MEOW! MEOW! You have a call MEOW!” A cutesy high pitched voice emerged from Zafira's pocket.
“... Is that your cell?” Griffith raised an eyebrow.
“Pick up the phone MEOW!”
“... Vivio must have changed it... again,” Zafira fished his phone out of his pocket. He paled at the information on the screen, “it's her.”
“Well now's your chance ask her out!” Vice snatched the phone out of Zafira's hand, pressing the call accept button as he did. “Here you go.”
“A-ah Arf.” Zafira spoke into the phone. “.... mm... Would you.... like to get some lunch tomorrow?” There was a long pause, “12:00 … alright... see you...”
“That wasn't so hard now was it?” Griffith patted his friend's hand.
Zafira merely stared in his drink looking for all the world like a dead man walking.
~~
12:10. Zafira checked his watch again. Surely Arf, who had been bugging him for a date for quite some time, was not late. The wolfman stirred his water, he'd wait until twenty past. If she didn't turn up then at least he'd have an excuse to throw at her next time she bothered him.
…
12:15. Where was she? Zafira wasn't one to worry but Arf acted like neither hell nor high water could keep her from him. He stared at the door waiting for her to arrive.
12:19. Zafira was going out of his mind with worry. What if something had happened. She was just a kid after all, even if she could turn into a rather frightening animal, anything could happen to her really.
Zafira had stood up, ready to go out and search for her when a red head stepped through the doors. She was familiar but Zafira just couldn't place her. She waved at him. Where had he seen her before?
“Zafira!” She happily called. Her outfit was awfully familiar though he'd never seen it as filled out in certain... chestial regions. Wait a minute if Zafira remembered correctly...
No. It couldn't be. It was true that Arf had both a fully grown form and a puppy form but it hadn't occurred to Zafira that the same could be true for her human self. But when she sat across from him with the same toothy smile it was undeniable.
“Sorry I'm late,” She picked up the menu, “Did you wait long?”
Zafira could only shake his head as all words had fled his mouth.
“Oh good I was worried you'd wait for too long and blah blah blah...” Arf started talking but Zafira could no longer hear her really, his thoughts were stuck on one thing, if lunch with Arf lasted forever it would still end too soon.
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He he I invented a word :3. Poor Zaffy, Arf acts pretty obsessive in this one. But it's not really her fault, Hayate told her the best way to win a man's heart is to bug him all the time.
Zarf! The beginning with the doorbell made Arf look at first like some sort of obsesive stalker very obsessed person. It was really funny.
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@Alavon: I agree with markesellus: "Liar, liar, hams on wire" makes the fic!
@Satashi: I'll be the rare exception and speak up for poor, lonelyA here. My personal prejudice is to hear more about the vampire in a vampire fic. Actually, can I vote to hear more about the home-made marshmallows?!
And for my own contribution to the thread, in response to a request from RadiantBeam, I am hereby offering my take on what Nanoha and Fate were doing while Vivio and Lutecia were out on their date in her story, "Waiting Game."
No, it does not involve liquid latex, body chocolate, or magically animated tentacles. Stop giving my wife ideas, you pervs!
Spoiler for Something About Fate-mama Just Bugs Me:
"Nanoha, you can't have Raising Heart do a Wide Area Search for Vivio and Lutecia."
"But Fate-chan..." Nanoha said, her voice sounding suspiciously close to a whine.
"No."
Nanoha sighed.
"All right. Mode Release, Raising Heart."
"Yes, my master." The Intelligent Device reverted to its standby mode, a brilliant red gem, and Nanoha returned it to the chain around her neck.
Fate got up from her chair and put her arm around Nanoha's shoulders.
"It wouldn't have worked anyway, you know. Lutecia's been trained to detect and block seeking spells as part of her job. Getting detected by one could end up getting her killed, after all; she can't turn that off any more than you or I can walk into a room without immediately assessing potential threats, fields of fire, and escape routes. And Vivio has more raw potential than any of us. She might notice the spell, too, and then there'd be hell to pay."
"I'm just so worried!"
Fate gave her a reassuring squeeze.
"I know. But you don't want to pick a fight with our daughter over trust issues. She's hotheaded enough to deliberately do something you don't want just to spite you, and if Lutecia gets angry enough...
"Yeah, I know." Nanoha shook her head, then suddenly broke into laughter. "It's weird. Here I am, all worried over the idea that Vivio might rush into adult things too early when you know, I know, and they know that the only reason Vivio hasn't slept with Lutecia yet is because of the age difference that's making me so worried in the first place!"
"Life's full of little ironies," Fate returned her wife's grin.
"I still can't understand how you can be so calm about this."
"Well, it could be experience. Erio and Caro did go through this stage about five years ago."
"They did? How come I don't remember that?"
"I was on deployment at the time. There was a week where Caro and I were having three-hour calls every night."
Nanoha chuckled.
"Bet you were really glad you'd only adopted them as their guardian and not their mother, huh, Fate-chan?"
"Not as glad as they were!"
"At least it solved the entire 'bring the boyfriend home to meet the parents' problem," Nanoha mused.
"Who was it that wanted me to cook tomorrow night?"
"I'll be good!"
Nanoha sighed again and ran her hand through her hair. It was really just more of the same thing she'd been dealing with since she'd adopted Vivio. Fate was more maternal, more naturally at ease with children. It was as if Fate had internalized all the horrors of Precia's abuse, combined them with the happy memories that rightfully belonged to her "sister" Alicia, and put them together into not only a sincere care for the young but a knowledge of what they needed, what worked and what didn't. All Nanoha had gotten out of her own childhood was a relentless self-sufficiency and a knack for forming close friendships--relationships with people on her own level.
Ironically, her own personality made her a fine soldier, and meshed well with the skills she taught her students, the mage cadets of the TSAB air force. It didn't carry over well to motherhood, though; it was a vicious struggle every day to try to find the way to translate her love for Vivio into a form that would give her both the happiness she deserved and the lessons the girl needed to learn. If it wasn't for Fate...
If it wasn't for Fate...
She flung her arms around Fate, buried her face against the curve of her neck, and squeezed her close and tight.
"I need to so much, Fate-chan. Without you, I'd...I'd..."
Fate gently stroked her hair.
"I know," she answered what Nanoha meant rather than just what she'd said. She was good at that. "This time, though, experience is only part of it."
"Oh?" Nanoha lifted her head, looking curiously at Fate.
"Raising Heart, would you tune to secured channel AZI-469?"
"Yes, my master's love-bunny."
Nanoha giggled. Fate just groaned. Then two more voices joined theirs.
"I still can't believe you didn't find that movie romantic."
"Hey, I found it perfectly romantic. I also just happened to find it horribly cliche."
"What? But that's...Vivio and Lutecia-chan!"
Fate smirked.
"Uh-huh."
"But how?"
"Remember when Vivio was rooting through my closet, wanting to borrow something to wear on her date?"
"Yeah; my stuff doesn't fit her."
"And she asked to borrow the black cocktail dress with the figure-eight double belt?"
"Mmn."
"That's one of my work outfits for undercover assignments. There's a standard Enforcement Bureau bug in the belt. Full 3D audio-video field scan, and does not ping off search-magic awareness unless you do an active search for it."
Nanoha shook her head.
"You bugged our daughter. And I thought I was overprotective!"
"No, our daughter bugged herself. There is a difference. And you'll note that I wasn't listening in."
"Well, that makes one of us."
"All right, but go upstairs. You don't want her to walk in the front door and hear her own voice calling hello."
"Gotcha."
"And it'll give you a better vantage point if you need to dump a bucket of cold water over them during the goodnight kiss."
"Fate-chan!"
Laughing, Fate strolled back to her chair and picked up her book.
Spoiler for Author's notes and suchlike:
A couple of other notes:
1. The note about Lutecia's job was taken from an offhand comment by RadiantBeam about what Lutecia actually does for the TSAB in her sub-continuity.
2. On Erio and Caro: This has got to be the single most ubiquitous ship in the whole fandom, and almost no one ever mentions that they're technically siblings, albeit in the classic Not Blood Relatives trope.
3. I'd better hope that RadiantBeam never gives up writing Nanoha fics. I've done literally one NanoFate story ("Mending") that wasn't either at her request or based on something of hers or otherwise her ultimate responsibility.
Nice play on the title. What's even funnier is that Nanoha's and Fate's conversation on the topic is really casual at the whole situation.
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Originally Posted by TheShinySword
Hmm writing the following was an... experiment of sorts, once again I got an idea and had no choice but to roll with it. I do two things in this I've never done before. That being writing in 2nd person (which is an experience to say the least) and write in present tense (I apologize for any tense mistakes in advance because I'm really really used to past tense.) I didn't set out meaning to do either but in the end I did ^^;; it's funny how that works out.
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It's mid afternoon when Arf reminds you that she's told you to move the old boxes out of the spare bedroom and into the attic at least a dozen times. You grumble something about being an old man with a bad back but she reminds you're only as old as Hayate and that she's only just turned fifty and would object to being considered old. When you recall your mistress's uncanny ability to seeming hear through yards of wall and grass you find you've lost your voice.
So you raise yourself fully from your brief nap and grumpily roll off the couch, wondering when you turned into one of those old men you'd always laughed about becoming before slowly trudging up the stairs. You only pause briefly to gaze momentarily out the window at your old home and wonder if it was fifteen or twenty years ago when you moved out and when exactly your memory grew so hazy.
You hadn't intended to move out but when Signum and Shamal had moved into the house to the right of Hayate's you'd felt it was your turn to move into the one to the left. Vita had complained at the time. She said you'd make it so she could never leave but you knew that though you had a heart full of love for Hayate, Vita had managed to have two and would never leave Hayate's side with or without him.
Your new house had felt so empty you'd almost gone back. You realized you had no idea what to do with a house of your own. You could barely recall a night you'd ever spent all alone. It'd terrified you but you'd gathered up your courage and asked Arf to come with you. You've never been as surprised as you were when she said yes and you'd rarely been as happy. The two of you had never bothered with an official marriage although the entire Harlaown family had offered to pay for one. You're happier as you are. Besides the two of you had never had children. Somewhere along the line you had become a grandfather however. Chrono's daughter had brought her children, also a set of twins, to meet their grandma Arf and grandpa Zafira.
Watching Arf with them always hurts something deep down within you. You know very well that she would have been a wonderful mother and you know from the look in her eyes that she wants to be one as well. And it kills you that you can't give her a baby. And you know no one will let a familiar adopt a child and you don't admit it, even to yourself, but it hurts that no one will ever call you father. Arf reminds you everyday that she loves you and she's tells you she's happy despite what she doesn't have but it still pains you. By the time you've sorted through your thoughts you're in the spare bedroom.
The boxes you're supposed to move are stacked in the corner. The entire room is covered in a thick layer of dust because neither of you ever come into this room and in fact you don't even remember what's in those boxes. So you pick up the top one and lay it on the floor, blowing dust everywhere including into your throat, leaving you coughing for a minute. Opening it reveals it's full of old books that you can't recall reading. You do remember that some are not yours and were loaned to you by Griffith and Vice, though the idea of Vice reading was laughable at best so they must be Alto's. It bothers you that you can't remember when you borrowed them, only that you did. You close the box back up and decide to keep the books as both of your friends have numerous things that belong to you too.
After you haul that box off you move onto the next. Inside it are all sorts of military memories you'd stored away when you'd left. You'd gone into partial retirement a while ago, only returning every so often when your mistress asked you to. They didn't really need you anyway. You'd always been the most worthless member of the Wolkenritter. But still, you feel pride when you find a medal you'd been awarded for being injured during the attack on Riot Force Six all those years ago. It's silly because Vice, Griffith, Shamal and nearly every member of Long Arch had been awarded the same. Vita and Signum also happened to have a closet full each but you're proud all the same. You pack the box back up and return it downstairs.
The final box is the oldest and the tape on it falls off with your barest touch. You open if carefully but still recoil from the stench of yesteryear. Once you get used to it you laugh at the sight on top. It's a photo of you and those two lunatics who've become like brothers to you. They're hanging off of you in a drunken stupor while you look grimly at the camera. Arf has always said you act like the camera is an enemy to be intimidated by your glare.
The entire box is photos. You smile nostalgically as memories that had grown mold in you head return to life. Old parties and the antics at them that the parties involved would rather forget come back to light. Vacations that Hayate forced on you bring back the smell of the ocean to your nose. The sight of smiling youthful faces remind you just how young they'd all been once. You're frozen in time but everyone around gains a new wrinkle everyday. You're filled with a longing for the past and a contentment for the present all at once.
Underneath it all she smiles up at you and your own smile turns faint. She's fifteen or so in the picture and you can scarcely remember why you have the photo at all. After all you're not her father so why would you want an old picture?
You place the photo aside and find her smiling in her silly poofy dress for some school dance. You're there too, dressed in a suit that looks silly on you in your honest opinion. You'd volunteered to be there as a chaperon but had spent the night dancing with Vivio because you'd scared off every boy who'd come close to her by accident and she'd wanted to have fun.
It's then that you realize just what the box is. It's the Vivio box you'd thought you'd gotten rid of since you really had no business with all these items in the first place. Inside are all sorts of things, report cards, school photos, even letters, that Nanoha had made copies of and given to you. It was silly to have them but nonetheless you'd wanted them. You'd wanted to feel like you were important even if you weren't a parent. You wanted to be there for her.
And you had been. You still vividly remembered the first time she'd gotten sick. You had had no clue what to do, for once you were the one who had to be calmed down. But she'd gotten through it and you'd sworn no harm would come to her under your watch. You might not have been able to be there all the time but you were here when she needed you. You were there when she'd had her heart broken, you were there when she made mistakes she thought she couldn't undo, you were there when she'd killed for the first time and stayed by her side when she'd quit the TSAB for good. She knew you wouldn't judge, she knew you wouldn't ask questions. You weren't her father after all, but you were hers when she needed you.
But she didn't seem to need you anymore. She'd become a pilot for a cargo company. She was rarely in one place for long let along at home. He was lucky to hear from her even more than once a year. You worried a lot, not quite as much as Nanoha but enough to keep you up some nights. There's nothing you can do and you know it. Vivio had grown her own wings and you have no claim on her anyway.
You're snapped out of your daze by Arf calling you down to dinner and you realize you've spent longer up there than you'd intended so you return downstairs. It's all meat of course and you're pleased but as you settle down in your seat you find you can only think of the fact that Vivio would hate this meal because it has none of the vegetables she loves so much. You think sadly that you'll think of nothing but her for the next few days. You're absolutely useless for dinner conversation but that's alright since Arf enjoys talking and you'd rather listen to her anyway.
After dinner you settle down in the living room to watch a sitcom that Arf loves and you claim to like because you love Arf but really can't stand. It's as you watch the mindless program and wonder what exactly the plot is supposed to be that the phone rings. You pick it up and your heart nearly stops when you hear the voice on the other end.
“Zaffy I need your help.”
And you don't stop to think about what kind of trouble she's in, and you don't think about why she only calls when she needs your help because she may not be your Vivio but you are her Zaffy.
You try to calm her down and you remind her to breathe. You don't tell her you're coming because she already knows you're halfway out the door. Arf isn't bothered because Arf already knows what's happening because Arf can read you like a picture book.
Arf knows why you run out the door without your coat even though it's winter. She knows why you borrow Hayate's car even though you hate driving and she knows why you'll probably break every speed limit along the way. It's because even though you're not Vivio's father she will always be your daughter.
Spoiler for notes and all:
I think this is the first time I've ever written something with only one line of dialog. It was interesting to write in a different style for once. It was also fun to not write straight out comedy but still stay true to what I like best. I'm not sure what to categorize this as really is there a genre for Looking back or nostalgia XD?
Second person's interesting to write in, it feels like I'm writing a letter (though I suppose stage directions would be more accurate) to the character. Still I don't plan on doing it again 'cause I think it'd be too limiting in anything other than something like this for me. (and I still don't like present tense >.>)
Reading in 2nd person felt weird and slow. But for this fic I think it's served it's purpose well and genuinely helped in establishing the nostalgia. The whole story felt rather sad.
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Spoiler for Chapter 15: Wrath of the Braves:
“Okay, everybody be silent and pay attention to every corner of this place, the Hell's door could be anywhere” Black Wolfness said before being the first one to enter in the canyon, the only entrance we found was an enormous cave at the south, not far from where the train stopped.
I was at the side of Jesse, don't know, somehow I felt protected at his side.
“Nervous kid?”
“Ha... I had faced worse things that these creatures and I'm still alive”
“Yeah, sure, you'll never get married for that”
“Wait, what?”
“Can you cook?”
“Ehmm... not, not very well, but...”
“Clean?”
“Well... just when it's not to...”
“Rise kids?”
“Uhmm... I had never...”
“There, you wouldn't be a good wife”
“Hey wait, why I'm the one being judged by an outlaw? A woman doesn't works just to please the men like if he where a little baby, we could do great things”
“Yeah, sure, a country leaded by a woman, I can see it” Jesse added with a grin.
“You are a barbarian”
“Really?”
Before I could react or do something, the arms of Jesse had caught my waist and he has her face near to mine.
“Hey! What are you...?”
“Good thing you can't do any of those things because I hate the typical woman, you're something totally different to what I had ever meet, you know?”
“Did you tell that to all the girls you meet?” I said while trying to release myself from Jesse's arms
“Heh... it depends on how much inspired I am... amd you inspire me a lot Vi...”
“No, please stop, you don't understand”
“What?... Heh... is there another guy?”
“Not really is... another girl”
“Oh... oh, I see...” Jesse then released my a bot shocked, I was shocked also, those words came out of my mouth almost by instinct “Damn... what a waste” Jesse whispered.
“I... I know, I know it's hard to explain...”
“It's okay, it's okay don't... don't give importance to it”
I wanted to tell something but the words simply couldn't came out of my mouth so I decided to remain silent, is not that I felt ashamed, mostly it was that I sensed that Jesse was upset or kinda... disappointed.
“Hey! You both, stop playing and get to...” Black Wolfness couldn't finish the phrase because Jesse jumped over her and moved her out of the way of an arrow.
I raised my head and saw a strange figure aiming at us with a bow in the top of a hill, the figure jumped to a lower hill followed by more fellows, then I could see them.
“Undead Braves!” I yelled before jumping behind a rock to evade the arrows, I looked up ahead and spotted lots of these demons attacking us.
The creatures were basically reanimated corpses of native, those who were murdered without mercy so the new government could take control of their lands, now they were back, seeking for revenge against the humanity for the injustice done to them.
“The Hell... Get cover!” Black Wolfness commanded, the Vatican regulators and Jesse's bandits hide behind rocks.
Some of the undead jumped in front of us, the braves with their skin falling an their organs exposed charged against us with tomahawks, I pulled out my gun and shoot against them, killing 2, I was reloading when another one jumped in my direction, ready to impale his weapon in my chest when a shoot coming from the left killed it, it was a shoot from Jesse.
“There are too many of them!” regulator yelled.
“Thew door must be near” Black Wolfness added.
“Boss, go find that door, we'll hold here” A regulator told to Black Wolfness.
“Alright... Jesse, Vivio you both come with me!”
I ran in Black Wolfness' direction, then the three of us followed the path that leaded to the center of the canyon, killing the braves that got in our way.
After a few minutes we reached what seemed to be a native village, it was horrible, all the natives, where dead, massacred, victims of the uncontrollable wrath of the braves.
Black Wolfness felt over her knees in front of the corpse of a little boy, still holding with his cold hand a little horse made of wood.
“I knew this people” Jesse said “They were good people, they never hurt anyone”
“Whoever responsible for all of this... is gonna pay!” Black Wolfness said while standing up. “Ahead is the door... I can feel it” She added and kept moving through the burning village.
We followed Black Wolfness crossing the village and reaching some kind of hill inside the canyon, a way covered with rocks going down and some caves, when we came out of them, we saw it, a big hole in the ground and deep, deep in the hole,darkness, fire and screams of suffering.
“The Hell's door” Black Wolfness said
“How.... how do we close it?” I asked while Jesse remained silent.
Black Wolfness put her bag on the ground and opened it, then she dragged out of it a cartridge of dynamite, I looked inside the bag and it was full of them.
“He'll blow this” She added.
But, before we could take the dynamite out, the ground began to rumble, then from inside the hole, a green mist began to came out.
“What the....?!” Jesse could say before Black Wolfness interrupted him.
“A demon is coming out!”
Suddenly, a green cloud came out of the hole. Followed by a black, long figure that fly to the skies, up there, the enormous creature opened its wins and released a horrible yell under the moonlight, it was like a giant dragon in black, surrounded by this green mist.
“Oh my God” Jesse said.
“What is that?” I asked.
“Dark shadow and Slim bone” Black Wolfness replied in shock.
Spoiler for Undead Brave:
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Spoiler for Dark Shadow and Slim Bone:
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Wow, Jesse really tried to make a move there, but got totally rejected. Still, it's not such a big surprise at this point whom Vivio would choose. The information on Dark Shadow and Slim bone's scroll (he needs a nickname) was quite interesting, especially on the part saying what he represents.
Spoiler for chapter 15 typos:
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I was at the side of Jesse,
the side of Jesse -> Jesse's side
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“Nervous kid?”
Nervous kid? -> Nervous, kid?
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“Ha... I had faced worse things that these creatures and I'm still alive”
had -> have
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“Well... just when it's not to...”
to -> too (I presume, not sure what's supposed to come after)
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“Rise kids?”
rise -> raise
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“Uhmm... I had never...”
had -> have
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“Hey wait, why I'm the one being judged by an outlaw?
I'm -> am I
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A woman doesn't works just to please the men like if he where a little baby, we could do great things”
works -> work
men -> man
where -> were
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“Yeah, sure, a country leaded by a woman, I can see it”
leaded -> lead
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Before I could react or do something, the arms of Jesse had caught my waist and he has her face near to mine.
the arms of Jesse -> Jesse's arms
her -> his
to mine -> mine
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you're something totally different to what I had ever meet, you know?”
had -> have
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“Did you tell that to all the girls you meet?”
did -> do (it would work with 'did' if you change 'meet' to 'met')
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amd you inspire me a lot Vi...”
amd -> and
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“Not really is... another girl”
is -> it's
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Jesse then released my a bot shocked,
bot -> bit
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is not that I felt ashamed,
is -> it's
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the Vatican regulators and Jesse's bandits hide behind rocks.
hide -> hid
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the braves with their skin falling an their organs
an -> and
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“There are too many of them!” regulator yelled.
regulator -> a regulator
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“Thew door must be near” Black Wolfness added.
thew -> the
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then the three of us followed the path that leaded to the center of the canyon,
leaded -> lead
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Black Wolfness felt over her knees in front of the corpse
over -> on (not sure here, but I've never heard of falling over your knees. Might be wrong though)
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“I knew this people” Jesse said
this -> these
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“He'll blow this” She added.
he'll -> we'll
this -> these (if it was referring to the dynamite)
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long figure that fly to the skies, up there,
fly -> flew
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the enormous creature opened its wins and released a horrible yell under the moonlight,
wins -> wings
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Originally Posted by Allquall
I need a bit of help with this one. Sort of. This a "choose an ending" story, so I'll post the first part and then you choose how it should end. For the sake of my eyes and gnat-like attention span, make your choices LARGE, BOLD, and FABULOUS.
Spoiler for The Set-Up:
-cut-
Spoiler for Choices:
Soooooo....how should this little encounter end?
A: The Bible Black Ending - "Avast, mateys, thar be a lemon on the horizon!"
B: The Negima!? Ending - "Oh ho ho ho! Such silliness."
C: The Evangelion Ending - "What the hell just happened?" *Checks Wiki* "Oh so deep. I'm the only one who truly understands."
D: The Higurashi Ending- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! GET IT AWAY!"
E: The Detroit Metal City Ending- "Look! There's Krauser! GO TO DMC! GO TO DMC!"
[X] The InuYasha Ending- Oh wait, there is no such thing.
Another day at the inter-dimensional office of the TSAB was nearing its end for Nanoha Takamachi. There were no known Lost Logia being used for evil, no attacks from rogue groups or evil organizations, and no current missions for the mage. In other words it was a boring day of sitting at her desk doing paperwork.
"The day is almost over..." All she wanted to do right now was head home, kick off her shoes and hear about her daughter's day at school. At the same time she was also hoping for a trouble free day with her daughter. Sometimes Vivio was more to handle than the Cradle at times. As she strolled down one of the many hallways a thought came to her mind. "I wonder what Fate-chan is doing now?"
The Enforcer had returned the previous day from another mission. She wasn't quite sure on the details but it seemed like it was a peacekeeping assignment on an Administered World. Making her way through the building she soon arrived in front of the blond's office door. A press of a button parted the door and granted her access to the small room.
"Hm?" Fate remarked, looking up from her monitor. "Oh, Nanoha. What can I do for you?" Rather than answering, her fellow mage hunched over the edge of her desk, resting her head on its cool surface. "Bored I take it?"
"I hate paperwork..."
A giggle was given as a response to the woman's plight. "It can't be helped. Paperwork makes the world go 'round."
"Yea, yea." She turned her head to face her friend. "What's that?"
Following her line of sight, Fate gave an awkward smile. "Um...work?"
Nanoha pushed herself back up and walked around the desk to get a better look. "And here I thought you'd be hard at work. Really, Fate-chan." She took a closer look at the open window, reading the title to herself, "You might be a Japanese superhero if...?"
"I got forwarded this. It looked interesting so I figured I would take a short break from work. No harm in that, right?"
"Uh, huh..." She could still remember that time she caught her playing Bejeweled rather than being 'hard at work on a mission report' like she had claimed. "So what is this?"
Fate centered the monitor. "It's one of those things that you compare yourself to a list to see how many characteristics you match. In this case it's a Japanese superhero."
"I see..." Her eyes scanned over the list. "So are you a Japanese superhero?"
"I don't know. I hadn't really read over it before you came in."
"Well let's take a look..."
-you feel a strong desire to pose and shout your name in battle.
A giggle came from Nanoha as she read over this. "I think Hayate's Knights would fit this, don't you think?"
"They were pretty enthusiastic about it when we first encountered them, weren't they?"
-your enemies stand around like a bunch of dopes when you pose and shout our name in battle, rather than doing the sensible thing and killing you.
"Now that I think about it...that seems to happen a bit, doesn't it?"
"Well it's not like it takes long for us to activate our Barrier Jackets..."
-little children with high-pitched voices and bad outfits are constantly running to you for help.
"Sounds like you, Fate-chan!"
"Hey! I did not have a nigh-pitched voice. And my Barrier Jacket was not that bad!"
Nanoha giggled. "Well I think we both fit here between Vivio and Erio and Caro. And maybe you, too."
"Mou..."
-you don't bleed when slashed by a sword - sparks fly from your body instead.
"Do barriers spark?"
"I'm not quite sure actually..."
-your adversaries all have impossibly long names like "Violent Evil Alien Ninja Jack Satan" or "Subterranean Fluorescent Kaiju King Kamasutrasaurus".
"Chalk up another one for the Wolkenritter."
"Don't forget the Mistress of the Night Sky, too."
-your presence leads indirectly to the death of every kindly old scientist within a 500 mile radius.
"Can't count this one since we try to use magic-damage only."
"Though if we didn't you and Hayate might count for this one."
"Hey!"
-you announce the name of every power or weapon you use (e.g., "Zowieman Spinning Super Strato Kick!").
"We can't help how the Devices are programmed..."
"Yea..."
-you discover the love of your life is (a) a servant of evil (b) a secret agent (c) an alien visitor (d) dead.
Fate grinned at her friend. "Oh this one is definitely for you~"
"Oh shush you. We're still just dating!"
"Suuurrreee you two are..."
-you belong to an elite agency dedicated to battling weird menaces which is staffed by only six people (huh?).
"Riot Force 6 was more than 6, right?"
"Pretty sure."
-you know more than one person whose name includes the word "guy".
"Do you know any, Fate-chan?"
"Nope."
-(females only) your costume comes equipped with superfluous earrings attached to the helmet and/or a skirt to go with your spandex.
"Your original Sonic Form."
"The top of your Barrier Jacket."
-you constantly feel the need to "power up" your arsenal (e.g., your "beam blaster" gets upgraded to "Ultimate Beam Bazooka").
"Well adding on Riot for the upgrade isn't much of a 'power up' name, is it?"
"You are way more guilty of this, miss Blaster 1, 2, and 3."
-you frequently talk to disembodied voices and no one questions your sanity (to your face).
"Well this one doesn't really count..."
"Lies. Remember when you first starting using telepathy?"
"What?! How do you know about that?"
"I've heard around..."
-you will use any word or phrase, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it is in English (e.g., "Nifty Buster Robo - Go!").
"Plasma Lancer: Phalanx Shift?"
"Divine Buster Extension?"
-you wear a blinking light on your chest and it is not because you are a moronic football fan trying to get on TV.
"Blinking light?"
Fate shrugged. "Got me."
-that mysterious cool character who keeps popping up turns out to be your long-lost _______________ (insert relative of choice).
"I got nothing. You?"
"Nope."
-you suspiciously eye any strangers you meet, figuring they're really monsters in disguise (and you're usually right).
"Well...maybe a few times when dealing with the Jewel Seeds."
"Oh?"
-you reason that any problems you have in your life are due to the diabolical machinations of your foes (and you're usually right).
"Technically I can blame the Jewel Seeds..."
"True."
-your name is "Hayata".
"Hayata?"
"I don't know. Though it does sound similar to Hayate..."
-having your own line of sausages sounds like a pretty neat idea.
"Sausages?"
"Who knows."
"Well that was the end of the list. So you think we are Japanese superheros?"
"Well, maybe." Fate tapped her finger on her chin. "Some definitely fit though it seems like you are more of one than I am."
"Oh haha. If anything we're more magical girls I would think."
"Last I recall magical girls didn't fire large, magical blasts."
"So you're saying we're super robots?"
"I dunno. I'm just saying..."
"Think we should forward this to Hayate-chan?"
"Nanoha, if Hayate were to read this she might have a sudden 'urge' to sew spandex outfits for everyone AND make us wear them."
"Good point. Sending to Hayate-chan not good."
If Fate got it forwarded from somebody, chances are Hayate already received it ten times at the rate thing like this travel. Nobody is safe. Funny to see how things would fit into each of the items on the list.
Ya know what?! F all y'all! Fine, I shall comply to honor my name, but I’ll start with the least voted first. So, in the order of what I think the results were: 1) Negima!? 2) Hirgurashi 3) Evangelion 4) Bible Black 5) DMC!!!
Go ahead and pop me a PM to get on the waiting list for the lemon. It won’t be posted here or anywhere for that matter, so even you lurkers need to hit me up if you want it. Let’s see if I can get all of these done by the end of the weekend.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DezoPenguin
YES, THIS ONE! F!
Come to think of it, I've always wondered what inspired your name.
Spoiler for Origins:
Got the name from singing in the shower. Before I started posting on FF.N, I needed a penname. I didn’t want to be xXxKawaiiShinkuxLuvUlongtime2008XxX. It was too long… and already taken. So I thought about it in my small undersea kingdom, while singing random songs of which I only know a few phrases. Then, Fate visited my shower. No, not the blond beauty who I wouldn’t mind seeing in my shower, but then again I would be hallucinating and/or high. Oh no, the Fate of DESTINY! I found that my shower resonates to the long “a” in “all.” Thus, I started rhyming the word “all.” Yes, I did sing “Mall fall balls call tall walls,” and, yes, I did giggle like a madwoman. Then, I made nonsense words like “Zall” (I’ve decided that if I ever have a child, I shall name it "Zall".).
“Quall”
“Quaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!”
The shower rumbled as if touched by the mighty hammer of Thor! I had a name! Thus, garbed in an infant identity and an old towel, I marched to the computer to register my name! But lo! “Quall” had only five letters and was deemed too short for approval. I quickly attached the original word of power, of resonance, of…DESTINY and emerged in triumphant glory.
“Mmm…Fate…” moaned Nanoha as the copier continued to pump out page after page sending the woman on top of it into ecstasy. Fate’s impatient lips and trembling hands pushed the woman further back against the top of the copier machine.
“Baby…yes…OW!” Nanoha winced as she pushed Fate away from her.
“What’s wrong?” the blond panted as she tried not to lose the moment.
“You pushed me against the feeder, idiot!” Nanoha grunted and rubbed her lower back.
“Here!” Fate shouted and she quickly lifted up the feeder top to expose the thick, clear yet greenish glass of the copier’s face. With a slight hesitation, she pushed Nanoha’s bare bottom onto the glass and let her slender fingers dance while the copier continued to purr in its work.
Meanwhile in another part of town…
“Oooo…these cards are really pretty,” Vivio cooed as she held up two strange-looking tarot cards.
“Only you would find them pretty, Vivio,” Vita chuckled, “They look like you drew them.”
“Humph!” the young blond frowned, “I can draw pretty too!”
“Quit picking on the kindergartner, Vita,” Signum signed as she pulled open the refrigerator door and took out a cold can of juice. She pulled the small tab and drank the contents in a few large and noisy gulps, “Ahhh, nice. So that’s where Mistress Hayate’s suka cards went.”
“Suka cards?” asked Vita.
Signum nodded while taking another deep drink of juice and tossed the can into the recycling bin, “She got them made by some street mage in Ostia as a souvenir on her last diplomatic mission.”
“What are they supposed to do?” asked Vita.
“Nothing,” Signum replied, “Of course the guy claimed that they were magic cards and would create a moment of merriment for those they were dedicated to, and of course Mistress Hayate thought of her two best friends.”
“They look like Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama,” Vivio said studying the scribbled cards.
Signum gave a slight smile at the curious six year old and stiffly patted her head, “He said that they would send happiness to them if you said a magic word.”
“What’s the magic word?” asked Vivio in wonder.
“He never said,” answered Signum.
Vivio looked at the two cards in her small hands and gazed on them intently, “Tell me the magic word, magic cards. I want mamas to be happy.”
Vita’s face matched her hair at the small girl’s intense wishing causing Signum to smirk at the pint-sized knight’s reaction, “Admit it, Vita. You think it’s adorable.”
The redhead only folded her arms in stubborn silence.
“PACTIO!” squealed Vivio suddenly with a wild smile on her face, “PACTIO!”
The two older knights jump in shock.
Back at the office…
“Hmmm…Fate, deeper…”
Low moans and deep breathing came from the small office workroom.
“Fate…please, deeper….I’m close…” Nanoha’s voice pleaded, “Baby? Why are you stopping?”
“Nanoha!” Fate’s voice suddenly became higher in panic.
“Fate?! What’s happening!?” Nanoha screamed as she saw her lover’s shape shift.
“You too!” gasped Fate.
“Huh?”
Nanoha screamed in horror as she looked down at her familiar hands only to watch helplessly as her fingers merged together and her toned arms slowly melted into a large flipper.
“Fate! Help!”
“Quack!” cried the chibi-duck-Fate who rolled on the floor.
“Oh Fate! Er…” suddenly Nanoha started to snicker.
“Why are you laughing?” pouted Fate as she curled into a blubbery ball.
“Because you’re cute!” Nanoha bounced off the copier and with a cartoonish splat landed on her newly formed chibi bottom.
Fate laughed at the sight of chibi-penguin-Nanoha, “You’re pretty cute too! Quack! Hey, why am I quacking and you aren’t?”
“Probably because Allquall has no idea what a penguin squawk sounds like.”
“That uneducated bitch!” Fate wailed while pointing her wing at the ceiling, “Does she even realize how humiliating this is?”
“Shhhh! She does!” Nanoha hushed her adorable lover with a look of terror in her eyes, “Baby, she liable to do something worse!”
“How can it get worse??”
“Nanoha, are you done with the A81304 forms yet?” whined Hayate as she lumbered into the workroom,” Oh holy hell! What the fuck is going on!?”
Nanoha slumped in defeat, “See, Fate…”
“It’s not my fault!” Fate protested as she waddled toward the chibi-penguin next to her, “Quack!”
Blood gushed from Hayate’s nose, and she tackled her friends, “YOU ARE SO CUTE!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” shouted Fate as she tried to breathe while Hayate squeezed her.
“MOOOOO!”
Hayate and Fate turned to the embarrassed Nanoha.
“Moo?” Hayate asked the chibi-penguin while trying to stop herself from laughing, “Since when do penguins ‘moo?’”
“Quack! Probably when stupid Allquall found it hilarious.”
“Hee hee!” Hayate giggled while hugging her friends, “At least I’m safe. She likes me.”
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Nanoha and Fate as they waited for something worse to happen.
“Oh, ho ho ho,” a deep voice from somewhere in a dark corner laughed.
At the TSAB Budget debates…
“Gentlemen,” Hayate stated with authority to the room of grizzled old men, “Riot Force Six has more than paid for itself over this short term of existence. All we ask is that you keep this productive joint venture together.”
“Yagami, as much as I want to support you, I do not see evidence of allocative efficiency in your training sector,” the old general said while scratching his long beard, “It seems that unregulated overuse of the training simulator is not only fiscally irresponsible but also causing your current budget to hemorrhage.”
“Valid point, Gen. Yoder,” Hayate replied respectfully while reaching for a large folder in her briefcase, “Let me direct your attention to A81304 section twelve, sir, to answer that.”
The room became quiet except for the sound of flipping pages as the crowded room studied the large folder in their hands. Hayate turned the endless pages of black and white forms till….
She paled.
A few gasps could be heard from the back of the room, and the sounds of shock and nervous laughter soon filled the room.
Hayate prayed that she was mistaken but looked down again at where form A81304 should have been. There was no mistake. There was a blurred copy of a female’s genitals and three fingers in position. Hayate flipped to the next page and saw the same parts but in a different position. The rest of her budget request was like a erotic flipbook.
“Ahem, Yagami?” Gen. Yoder said with a bright red face, “you’ve proved my point. Budget increase denied for Riot Force Six.”
Hayate nodded in embarrassment.
“And keep control over that Lesbian Army of yours!”
Ya know what?! F all y'all! Fine, I shall comply to honor my name, but I’ll start with the least voted first. So, in the order of what I think the results were: 1) Negima!? 2) Hirgurashi 3) Evangelion 4) Bible Black 5) DMC!!!
Go ahead and pop me a PM to get on the waiting list for the lemon. It won’t be posted here or anywhere for that matter, so even you lurkers need to hit me up if you want it. Let’s see if I can get all of these done by the end of the weekend.
Spoiler for Origins:
Got the name from singing in the shower. Before I started posting on FF.N, I needed a penname. I didn’t want to be xXxKawaiiShinkuxLuvUlongtime2008XxX. It was too long… and already taken. So I thought about it in my small undersea kingdom, while singing random songs of which I only know a few phrases. Then, Fate visited my shower. No, not the blond beauty who I wouldn’t mind seeing in my shower, but then again I would be hallucinating and/or high. Oh no, the Fate of DESTINY! I found that my shower resonates to the long “a” in “all.” Thus, I started rhyming the word “all.” Yes, I did sing “Mall fall balls call tall walls,” and, yes, I did giggle like a madwoman. Then, I made nonsense words like “Zall” (I’ve decided that if I ever have a child, I shall name it "Zall".).
“Quall”
“Quaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!”
The shower rumbled as if touched by the mighty hammer of Thor! I had a name! Thus, garbed in an infant identity and an old towel, I marched to the computer to register my name! But lo! “Quall” had only five letters and was deemed too short for approval. I quickly attached the original word of power, of resonance, of…DESTINY and emerged in triumphant glory.
“Mmm…Fate…” moaned Nanoha as the copier continued to pump out page after page sending the woman on top of it into ecstasy. Fate’s impatient lips and trembling hands pushed the woman further back against the top of the copier machine.
“Baby…yes…OW!” Nanoha winced as she pushed Fate away from her.
“What’s wrong?” the blond panted as she tried not to lose the moment.
“You pushed me against the feeder, idiot!” Nanoha grunted and rubbed her lower back.
“Here!” Fate shouted and she quickly lifted up the feeder top to expose the thick, clear yet greenish glass of the copier’s face. With a slight hesitation, she pushed Nanoha’s bare bottom onto the glass and let her slender fingers dance while the copier continued to purr in its work.
Meanwhile in another part of town…
“Oooo…these cards are really pretty,” Vivio cooed as she held up two strange-looking tarot cards.
“Only you would find them pretty, Vivio,” Vita chuckled, “They look like you drew them.”
“Humph!” the young blond frowned, “I can draw pretty too!”
“Quit picking on the kindergartner, Vita,” Signum signed as she pulled open the refrigerator door and took out a cold can of juice. She pulled the small tab and drank the contents in a few large and noisy gulps, “Ahhh, nice. So that’s where Mistress Hayate’s suka cards went.”
“Suka cards?” asked Vita.
Signum nodded while taking another deep drink of juice and tossed the can into the recycling bin, “She got them made by some street mage in Ostia as a souvenir on her last diplomatic mission.”
“What are they supposed to do?” asked Vita.
“Nothing,” Signum replied, “Of course the guy claimed that they were magic cards and would create a moment of merriment for those they were dedicated to, and of course Mistress Hayate thought of her two best friends.”
“They look like Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama,” Vivio said studying the scribbled cards.
Signum gave a slight smile at the curious six year old and stiffly patted her head, “He said that they would send happiness to them if you said a magic word.”
“What’s the magic word?” asked Vivio in wonder.
“He never said,” answered Signum.
Vivio looked at the two cards in her small hands and gazed on them intently, “Tell me the magic word, magic cards. I want mamas to be happy.”
Vita’s face matched her hair at the small girl’s intense wishing causing Signum to smirk at the pint-sized knight’s reaction, “Admit it, Vita. You think it’s adorable.”
The redhead only folded her arms in stubborn silence.
“PACTIO!” squealed Vivio suddenly with a wild smile on her face, “PACTIO!”
The two older knights jump in shock.
Back at the office…
“Hmmm…Fate, deeper…”
Low moans and deep breathing came from the small office workroom.
“Fate…please, deeper….I’m close…” Nanoha’s voice pleaded, “Baby? Why are you stopping?”
“Nanoha!” Fate’s voice suddenly became higher in panic.
“Fate?! What’s happening!?” Nanoha screamed as she saw her lover’s shape shift.
“You too!” gasped Fate.
“Huh?”
Nanoha screamed in horror as she looked down at her familiar hands only to watch helplessly as her fingers merged together and her toned arms slowly melted into a large flipper.
“Fate! Help!”
“Quack!” cried the chibi-duck-Fate who rolled on the floor.
“Oh Fate! Er…” suddenly Nanoha started to snicker.
“Why are you laughing?” pouted Fate as she curled into a blubbery ball.
“Because you’re cute!” Nanoha bounced off the copier and with a cartoonish splat landed on her newly formed chibi bottom.
Fate laughed at the sight of chibi-penguin-Nanoha, “You’re pretty cute too! Quack! Hey, why am I quacking and you aren’t?”
“Probably because Allquall has no idea what a penguin squawk sounds like.”
“That uneducated bitch!” Fate wailed while pointing her wing at the ceiling, “Does she even realize how humiliating this is?”
“Shhhh! She does!” Nanoha hushed her adorable lover with a look of terror in her eyes, “Baby, she liable to do something worse!”
“How can it get worse??”
“Nanoha, are you done with the A81304 forms yet?” whined Hayate as she lumbered into the workroom,” Oh holy hell! What the fuck is going on!?”
Nanoha slumped in defeat, “See, Fate…”
“It’s not my fault!” Fate protested as she waddled toward the chibi-penguin next to her, “Quack!”
Blood gushed from Hayate’s nose, and she tackled her friends, “YOU ARE SO CUTE!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” shouted Fate as she tried to breathe while Hayate squeezed her.
“MOOOOO!”
Hayate and Fate turned to the embarrassed Nanoha.
“Moo?” Hayate asked the chibi-penguin while trying to stop herself from laughing, “Since when do penguins ‘moo?’”
“Quack! Probably when stupid Allquall found it hilarious.”
“Hee hee!” Hayate giggled while hugging her friends, “At least I’m safe. She likes me.”
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Nanoha and Fate as they waited for something worse to happen.
“Oh, ho ho ho,” a deep voice from somewhere in a dark corner laughed.
At the TSAB Budget debates…
“Gentlemen,” Hayate stated with authority to the room of grizzled old men, “Riot Force Six has more than paid for itself over this short term of existence. All we ask is that you keep this productive joint venture together.”
“Yagami, as much as I want to support you, I do not see evidence of allocative efficiency in your training sector,” the old general said while scratching his long beard, “It seems that unregulated overuse of the training simulator is not only fiscally irresponsible but also causing your current budget to hemorrhage.”
“Valid point, Gen. Yoder,” Hayate replied respectfully while reaching for a large folder in her briefcase, “Let me direct your attention to A81304 section twelve, sir, to answer that.”
The room became quiet except for the sound of flipping pages as the crowded room studied the large folder in their hands. Hayate turned the endless pages of black and white forms till….
She paled.
A few gasps could be heard from the back of the room, and the sounds of shock and nervous laughter soon filled the room.
Hayate prayed that she was mistaken but looked down again at where form A81304 should have been. There was no mistake. There was a blurred copy of a female’s genitals and three fingers in position. Hayate flipped to the next page and saw the same parts but in a different position. The rest of her budget request was like a erotic flipbook.
“Ahem, Yagami?” Gen. Yoder said with a bright red face, “you’ve proved my point. Budget increase denied for Riot Force Six.”
Hayate nodded in embarrassment.
“And keep control over that Lesbian Army of yours!”
“How?” Hayate whined in defeat.
LOOOOOOOOOL. That was great Allqual, the ending was unexpected and very funny ^^
Thanks for writing this and for all the people who voted F~
I think this image is somewhat related to this ending:
Ya know what?! F all y'all! Fine, I shall comply to honor my name, but I’ll start with the least voted first. So, in the order of what I think the results were: 1) Negima!? 2) Hirgurashi 3) Evangelion 4) Bible Black 5) DMC!!!
Go ahead and pop me a PM to get on the waiting list for the lemon. It won’t be posted here or anywhere for that matter, so even you lurkers need to hit me up if you want it. Let’s see if I can get all of these done by the end of the weekend.
Spoiler for Origins:
Got the name from singing in the shower. Before I started posting on FF.N, I needed a penname. I didn’t want to be xXxKawaiiShinkuxLuvUlongtime2008XxX. It was too long… and already taken. So I thought about it in my small undersea kingdom, while singing random songs of which I only know a few phrases. Then, Fate visited my shower. No, not the blond beauty who I wouldn’t mind seeing in my shower, but then again I would be hallucinating and/or high. Oh no, the Fate of DESTINY! I found that my shower resonates to the long “a” in “all.” Thus, I started rhyming the word “all.” Yes, I did sing “Mall fall balls call tall walls,” and, yes, I did giggle like a madwoman. Then, I made nonsense words like “Zall” (I’ve decided that if I ever have a child, I shall name it "Zall".).
“Quall”
“Quaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!”
The shower rumbled as if touched by the mighty hammer of Thor! I had a name! Thus, garbed in an infant identity and an old towel, I marched to the computer to register my name! But lo! “Quall” had only five letters and was deemed too short for approval. I quickly attached the original word of power, of resonance, of…DESTINY and emerged in triumphant glory.
“Mmm…Fate…” moaned Nanoha as the copier continued to pump out page after page sending the woman on top of it into ecstasy. Fate’s impatient lips and trembling hands pushed the woman further back against the top of the copier machine.
“Baby…yes…OW!” Nanoha winced as she pushed Fate away from her.
“What’s wrong?” the blond panted as she tried not to lose the moment.
“You pushed me against the feeder, idiot!” Nanoha grunted and rubbed her lower back.
“Here!” Fate shouted and she quickly lifted up the feeder top to expose the thick, clear yet greenish glass of the copier’s face. With a slight hesitation, she pushed Nanoha’s bare bottom onto the glass and let her slender fingers dance while the copier continued to purr in its work.
Meanwhile in another part of town…
“Oooo…these cards are really pretty,” Vivio cooed as she held up two strange-looking tarot cards.
“Only you would find them pretty, Vivio,” Vita chuckled, “They look like you drew them.”
“Humph!” the young blond frowned, “I can draw pretty too!”
“Quit picking on the kindergartner, Vita,” Signum signed as she pulled open the refrigerator door and took out a cold can of juice. She pulled the small tab and drank the contents in a few large and noisy gulps, “Ahhh, nice. So that’s where Mistress Hayate’s suka cards went.”
“Suka cards?” asked Vita.
Signum nodded while taking another deep drink of juice and tossed the can into the recycling bin, “She got them made by some street mage in Ostia as a souvenir on her last diplomatic mission.”
“What are they supposed to do?” asked Vita.
“Nothing,” Signum replied, “Of course the guy claimed that they were magic cards and would create a moment of merriment for those they were dedicated to, and of course Mistress Hayate thought of her two best friends.”
“They look like Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama,” Vivio said studying the scribbled cards.
Signum gave a slight smile at the curious six year old and stiffly patted her head, “He said that they would send happiness to them if you said a magic word.”
“What’s the magic word?” asked Vivio in wonder.
“He never said,” answered Signum.
Vivio looked at the two cards in her small hands and gazed on them intently, “Tell me the magic word, magic cards. I want mamas to be happy.”
Vita’s face matched her hair at the small girl’s intense wishing causing Signum to smirk at the pint-sized knight’s reaction, “Admit it, Vita. You think it’s adorable.”
The redhead only folded her arms in stubborn silence.
“PACTIO!” squealed Vivio suddenly with a wild smile on her face, “PACTIO!”
The two older knights jump in shock.
Back at the office…
“Hmmm…Fate, deeper…”
Low moans and deep breathing came from the small office workroom.
“Fate…please, deeper….I’m close…” Nanoha’s voice pleaded, “Baby? Why are you stopping?”
“Nanoha!” Fate’s voice suddenly became higher in panic.
“Fate?! What’s happening!?” Nanoha screamed as she saw her lover’s shape shift.
“You too!” gasped Fate.
“Huh?”
Nanoha screamed in horror as she looked down at her familiar hands only to watch helplessly as her fingers merged together and her toned arms slowly melted into a large flipper.
“Fate! Help!”
“Quack!” cried the chibi-duck-Fate who rolled on the floor.
“Oh Fate! Er…” suddenly Nanoha started to snicker.
“Why are you laughing?” pouted Fate as she curled into a blubbery ball.
“Because you’re cute!” Nanoha bounced off the copier and with a cartoonish splat landed on her newly formed chibi bottom.
Fate laughed at the sight of chibi-penguin-Nanoha, “You’re pretty cute too! Quack! Hey, why am I quacking and you aren’t?”
“Probably because Allquall has no idea what a penguin squawk sounds like.”
“That uneducated bitch!” Fate wailed while pointing her wing at the ceiling, “Does she even realize how humiliating this is?”
“Shhhh! She does!” Nanoha hushed her adorable lover with a look of terror in her eyes, “Baby, she liable to do something worse!”
“How can it get worse??”
“Nanoha, are you done with the A81304 forms yet?” whined Hayate as she lumbered into the workroom,” Oh holy hell! What the fuck is going on!?”
Nanoha slumped in defeat, “See, Fate…”
“It’s not my fault!” Fate protested as she waddled toward the chibi-penguin next to her, “Quack!”
Blood gushed from Hayate’s nose, and she tackled her friends, “YOU ARE SO CUTE!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” shouted Fate as she tried to breathe while Hayate squeezed her.
“MOOOOO!”
Hayate and Fate turned to the embarrassed Nanoha.
“Moo?” Hayate asked the chibi-penguin while trying to stop herself from laughing, “Since when do penguins ‘moo?’”
“Quack! Probably when stupid Allquall found it hilarious.”
“Hee hee!” Hayate giggled while hugging her friends, “At least I’m safe. She likes me.”
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Nanoha and Fate as they waited for something worse to happen.
“Oh, ho ho ho,” a deep voice from somewhere in a dark corner laughed.
At the TSAB Budget debates…
“Gentlemen,” Hayate stated with authority to the room of grizzled old men, “Riot Force Six has more than paid for itself over this short term of existence. All we ask is that you keep this productive joint venture together.”
“Yagami, as much as I want to support you, I do not see evidence of allocative efficiency in your training sector,” the old general said while scratching his long beard, “It seems that unregulated overuse of the training simulator is not only fiscally irresponsible but also causing your current budget to hemorrhage.”
“Valid point, Gen. Yoder,” Hayate replied respectfully while reaching for a large folder in her briefcase, “Let me direct your attention to A81304 section twelve, sir, to answer that.”
The room became quiet except for the sound of flipping pages as the crowded room studied the large folder in their hands. Hayate turned the endless pages of black and white forms till….
She paled.
A few gasps could be heard from the back of the room, and the sounds of shock and nervous laughter soon filled the room.
Hayate prayed that she was mistaken but looked down again at where form A81304 should have been. There was no mistake. There was a blurred copy of a female’s genitals and three fingers in position. Hayate flipped to the next page and saw the same parts but in a different position. The rest of her budget request was like a erotic flipbook.
“Ahem, Yagami?” Gen. Yoder said with a bright red face, “you’ve proved my point. Budget increase denied for Riot Force Six.”
Hayate nodded in embarrassment.
“And keep control over that Lesbian Army of yours!”
“How?” Hayate whined in defeat.
:3 F you too quall :3 F you too. I miss you Tallquall :c
Got the name from singing in the shower. Before I started posting on FF.N, I needed a penname. I didn’t want to be xXxKawaiiShinkuxLuvUlongtime2008XxX. It was too long… and already taken. So I thought about it in my small undersea kingdom, while singing random songs of which I only know a few phrases. Then, Fate visited my shower. No, not the blond beauty who I wouldn’t mind seeing in my shower, but then again I would be hallucinating and/or high. Oh no, the Fate of DESTINY! I found that my shower resonates to the long “a” in “all.” Thus, I started rhyming the word “all.” Yes, I did sing “Mall fall balls call tall walls,” and, yes, I did giggle like a madwoman. Then, I made nonsense words like “Zall” (I’ve decided that if I ever have a child, I shall name it "Zall".).
“Quall”
“Quaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!”
The shower rumbled as if touched by the mighty hammer of Thor! I had a name! Thus, garbed in an infant identity and an old towel, I marched to the computer to register my name! But lo! “Quall” had only five letters and was deemed too short for approval. I quickly attached the original word of power, of resonance, of…DESTINY and emerged in triumphant glory.
*theme music plays*
Wow...and the only thing that happens when I sing in the shower is my wife tells me to shut up!
Actually, not really; she's the only person on the face of the planet who thinks I *can* sing...including myself...which just proves that she either loves me or is completely insane...probably both.
Although when I keep my mouth shut in the shower it usually means that I get blitzed with ideas for weird Fate-centric fics...
Quote:
Spoiler for The Negima!? Ending:
“Mmm…Fate…” moaned Nanoha as the copier continued to pump out page after page sending the woman on top of it into ecstasy. Fate’s impatient lips and trembling hands pushed the woman further back against the top of the copier machine.
“Baby…yes…OW!” Nanoha winced as she pushed Fate away from her.
“What’s wrong?” the blond panted as she tried not to lose the moment.
“You pushed me against the feeder, idiot!” Nanoha grunted and rubbed her lower back.
“Here!” Fate shouted and she quickly lifted up the feeder top to expose the thick, clear yet greenish glass of the copier’s face. With a slight hesitation, she pushed Nanoha’s bare bottom onto the glass and let her slender fingers dance while the copier continued to purr in its work.
Meanwhile in another part of town…
“Oooo…these cards are really pretty,” Vivio cooed as she held up two strange-looking tarot cards.
“Only you would find them pretty, Vivio,” Vita chuckled, “They look like you drew them.”
“Humph!” the young blond frowned, “I can draw pretty too!”
“Quit picking on the kindergartner, Vita,” Signum signed as she pulled open the refrigerator door and took out a cold can of juice. She pulled the small tab and drank the contents in a few large and noisy gulps, “Ahhh, nice. So that’s where Mistress Hayate’s suka cards went.”
“Suka cards?” asked Vita.
Signum nodded while taking another deep drink of juice and tossed the can into the recycling bin, “She got them made by some street mage in Ostia as a souvenir on her last diplomatic mission.”
“What are they supposed to do?” asked Vita.
“Nothing,” Signum replied, “Of course the guy claimed that they were magic cards and would create a moment of merriment for those they were dedicated to, and of course Mistress Hayate thought of her two best friends.”
“They look like Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama,” Vivio said studying the scribbled cards.
Signum gave a slight smile at the curious six year old and stiffly patted her head, “He said that they would send happiness to them if you said a magic word.”
“What’s the magic word?” asked Vivio in wonder.
“He never said,” answered Signum.
Vivio looked at the two cards in her small hands and gazed on them intently, “Tell me the magic word, magic cards. I want mamas to be happy.”
Vita’s face matched her hair at the small girl’s intense wishing causing Signum to smirk at the pint-sized knight’s reaction, “Admit it, Vita. You think it’s adorable.”
The redhead only folded her arms in stubborn silence.
“PACTIO!” squealed Vivio suddenly with a wild smile on her face, “PACTIO!”
The two older knights jump in shock.
Back at the office…
“Hmmm…Fate, deeper…”
Low moans and deep breathing came from the small office workroom.
“Fate…please, deeper….I’m close…” Nanoha’s voice pleaded, “Baby? Why are you stopping?”
“Nanoha!” Fate’s voice suddenly became higher in panic.
“Fate?! What’s happening!?” Nanoha screamed as she saw her lover’s shape shift.
“You too!” gasped Fate.
“Huh?”
Nanoha screamed in horror as she looked down at her familiar hands only to watch helplessly as her fingers merged together and her toned arms slowly melted into a large flipper.
“Fate! Help!”
“Quack!” cried the chibi-duck-Fate who rolled on the floor.
“Oh Fate! Er…” suddenly Nanoha started to snicker.
“Why are you laughing?” pouted Fate as she curled into a blubbery ball.
“Because you’re cute!” Nanoha bounced off the copier and with a cartoonish splat landed on her newly formed chibi bottom.
Fate laughed at the sight of chibi-penguin-Nanoha, “You’re pretty cute too! Quack! Hey, why am I quacking and you aren’t?”
“Probably because Allquall has no idea what a penguin squawk sounds like.”
“That uneducated bitch!” Fate wailed while pointing her wing at the ceiling, “Does she even realize how humiliating this is?”
“Shhhh! She does!” Nanoha hushed her adorable lover with a look of terror in her eyes, “Baby, she liable to do something worse!”
“How can it get worse??”
“Nanoha, are you done with the A81304 forms yet?” whined Hayate as she lumbered into the workroom,” Oh holy hell! What the fuck is going on!?”
Nanoha slumped in defeat, “See, Fate…”
“It’s not my fault!” Fate protested as she waddled toward the chibi-penguin next to her, “Quack!”
Blood gushed from Hayate’s nose, and she tackled her friends, “YOU ARE SO CUTE!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” shouted Fate as she tried to breathe while Hayate squeezed her.
“MOOOOO!”
Hayate and Fate turned to the embarrassed Nanoha.
“Moo?” Hayate asked the chibi-penguin while trying to stop herself from laughing, “Since when do penguins ‘moo?’”
“Quack! Probably when stupid Allquall found it hilarious.”
“Hee hee!” Hayate giggled while hugging her friends, “At least I’m safe. She likes me.”
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Nanoha and Fate as they waited for something worse to happen.
“Oh, ho ho ho,” a deep voice from somewhere in a dark corner laughed.
At the TSAB Budget debates…
“Gentlemen,” Hayate stated with authority to the room of grizzled old men, “Riot Force Six has more than paid for itself over this short term of existence. All we ask is that you keep this productive joint venture together.”
“Yagami, as much as I want to support you, I do not see evidence of allocative efficiency in your training sector,” the old general said while scratching his long beard, “It seems that unregulated overuse of the training simulator is not only fiscally irresponsible but also causing your current budget to hemorrhage.”
“Valid point, Gen. Yoder,” Hayate replied respectfully while reaching for a large folder in her briefcase, “Let me direct your attention to A81304 section twelve, sir, to answer that.”
The room became quiet except for the sound of flipping pages as the crowded room studied the large folder in their hands. Hayate turned the endless pages of black and white forms till….
She paled.
A few gasps could be heard from the back of the room, and the sounds of shock and nervous laughter soon filled the room.
Hayate prayed that she was mistaken but looked down again at where form A81304 should have been. There was no mistake. There was a blurred copy of a female’s genitals and three fingers in position. Hayate flipped to the next page and saw the same parts but in a different position. The rest of her budget request was like a erotic flipbook.
“Ahem, Yagami?” Gen. Yoder said with a bright red face, “you’ve proved my point. Budget increase denied for Riot Force Six.”
Hayate nodded in embarrassment.
“And keep control over that Lesbian Army of yours!”
“How?” Hayate whined in defeat.
Well, THAT got an out-loud laugh! First at the copy feeder...then the cards (and Vivio's art skills--speaking of which, I love that the cards actually answered her! So cute!!)...then the duck (Quack!Fate flashbacks!) and penguin ("Awk!" is the traditional sound effect for penguins...except for Dezolis Penguins, which "Chirp!" instead...*tries to imagine an eight-foot-tall, five-foot-diameter penguin chirping and faints*), then the fourth wall breaking (LOL at "Moo!" !!), and finally at Hayate at the budget hearing (*chortle* I'd wondered where the copies would end up!).
Great story! Really love the animal cuteness! Can't wait for the others!!!! Don't know what else to say...
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Originally Posted by Allquall
Ya know what?! F all y'all! Fine, I shall comply to honor my name, but I’ll start with the least voted first. So, in the order of what I think the results were: 1) Negima!? 2) Hirgurashi 3) Evangelion 4) Bible Black 5) DMC!!!
Go ahead and pop me a PM to get on the waiting list for the lemon. It won’t be posted here or anywhere for that matter, so even you lurkers need to hit me up if you want it. Let’s see if I can get all of these done by the end of the weekend.
Spoiler for Origins:
Got the name from singing in the shower. Before I started posting on FF.N, I needed a penname. I didn’t want to be xXxKawaiiShinkuxLuvUlongtime2008XxX. It was too long… and already taken. So I thought about it in my small undersea kingdom, while singing random songs of which I only know a few phrases. Then, Fate visited my shower. No, not the blond beauty who I wouldn’t mind seeing in my shower, but then again I would be hallucinating and/or high. Oh no, the Fate of DESTINY! I found that my shower resonates to the long “a” in “all.” Thus, I started rhyming the word “all.” Yes, I did sing “Mall fall balls call tall walls,” and, yes, I did giggle like a madwoman. Then, I made nonsense words like “Zall” (I’ve decided that if I ever have a child, I shall name it "Zall".).
“Quall”
“Quaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!”
The shower rumbled as if touched by the mighty hammer of Thor! I had a name! Thus, garbed in an infant identity and an old towel, I marched to the computer to register my name! But lo! “Quall” had only five letters and was deemed too short for approval. I quickly attached the original word of power, of resonance, of…DESTINY and emerged in triumphant glory.
“Mmm…Fate…” moaned Nanoha as the copier continued to pump out page after page sending the woman on top of it into ecstasy. Fate’s impatient lips and trembling hands pushed the woman further back against the top of the copier machine.
“Baby…yes…OW!” Nanoha winced as she pushed Fate away from her.
“What’s wrong?” the blond panted as she tried not to lose the moment.
“You pushed me against the feeder, idiot!” Nanoha grunted and rubbed her lower back.
“Here!” Fate shouted and she quickly lifted up the feeder top to expose the thick, clear yet greenish glass of the copier’s face. With a slight hesitation, she pushed Nanoha’s bare bottom onto the glass and let her slender fingers dance while the copier continued to purr in its work.
Meanwhile in another part of town…
“Oooo…these cards are really pretty,” Vivio cooed as she held up two strange-looking tarot cards.
“Only you would find them pretty, Vivio,” Vita chuckled, “They look like you drew them.”
“Humph!” the young blond frowned, “I can draw pretty too!”
“Quit picking on the kindergartner, Vita,” Signum signed as she pulled open the refrigerator door and took out a cold can of juice. She pulled the small tab and drank the contents in a few large and noisy gulps, “Ahhh, nice. So that’s where Mistress Hayate’s suka cards went.”
“Suka cards?” asked Vita.
Signum nodded while taking another deep drink of juice and tossed the can into the recycling bin, “She got them made by some street mage in Ostia as a souvenir on her last diplomatic mission.”
“What are they supposed to do?” asked Vita.
“Nothing,” Signum replied, “Of course the guy claimed that they were magic cards and would create a moment of merriment for those they were dedicated to, and of course Mistress Hayate thought of her two best friends.”
“They look like Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama,” Vivio said studying the scribbled cards.
Signum gave a slight smile at the curious six year old and stiffly patted her head, “He said that they would send happiness to them if you said a magic word.”
“What’s the magic word?” asked Vivio in wonder.
“He never said,” answered Signum.
Vivio looked at the two cards in her small hands and gazed on them intently, “Tell me the magic word, magic cards. I want mamas to be happy.”
Vita’s face matched her hair at the small girl’s intense wishing causing Signum to smirk at the pint-sized knight’s reaction, “Admit it, Vita. You think it’s adorable.”
The redhead only folded her arms in stubborn silence.
“PACTIO!” squealed Vivio suddenly with a wild smile on her face, “PACTIO!”
The two older knights jump in shock.
Back at the office…
“Hmmm…Fate, deeper…”
Low moans and deep breathing came from the small office workroom.
“Fate…please, deeper….I’m close…” Nanoha’s voice pleaded, “Baby? Why are you stopping?”
“Nanoha!” Fate’s voice suddenly became higher in panic.
“Fate?! What’s happening!?” Nanoha screamed as she saw her lover’s shape shift.
“You too!” gasped Fate.
“Huh?”
Nanoha screamed in horror as she looked down at her familiar hands only to watch helplessly as her fingers merged together and her toned arms slowly melted into a large flipper.
“Fate! Help!”
“Quack!” cried the chibi-duck-Fate who rolled on the floor.
“Oh Fate! Er…” suddenly Nanoha started to snicker.
“Why are you laughing?” pouted Fate as she curled into a blubbery ball.
“Because you’re cute!” Nanoha bounced off the copier and with a cartoonish splat landed on her newly formed chibi bottom.
Fate laughed at the sight of chibi-penguin-Nanoha, “You’re pretty cute too! Quack! Hey, why am I quacking and you aren’t?”
“Probably because Allquall has no idea what a penguin squawk sounds like.”
“That uneducated bitch!” Fate wailed while pointing her wing at the ceiling, “Does she even realize how humiliating this is?”
“Shhhh! She does!” Nanoha hushed her adorable lover with a look of terror in her eyes, “Baby, she liable to do something worse!”
“How can it get worse??”
“Nanoha, are you done with the A81304 forms yet?” whined Hayate as she lumbered into the workroom,” Oh holy hell! What the fuck is going on!?”
Nanoha slumped in defeat, “See, Fate…”
“It’s not my fault!” Fate protested as she waddled toward the chibi-penguin next to her, “Quack!”
Blood gushed from Hayate’s nose, and she tackled her friends, “YOU ARE SO CUTE!”
“QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!” shouted Fate as she tried to breathe while Hayate squeezed her.
“MOOOOO!”
Hayate and Fate turned to the embarrassed Nanoha.
“Moo?” Hayate asked the chibi-penguin while trying to stop herself from laughing, “Since when do penguins ‘moo?’”
“Quack! Probably when stupid Allquall found it hilarious.”
“Hee hee!” Hayate giggled while hugging her friends, “At least I’m safe. She likes me.”
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Nanoha and Fate as they waited for something worse to happen.
“Oh, ho ho ho,” a deep voice from somewhere in a dark corner laughed.
At the TSAB Budget debates…
“Gentlemen,” Hayate stated with authority to the room of grizzled old men, “Riot Force Six has more than paid for itself over this short term of existence. All we ask is that you keep this productive joint venture together.”
“Yagami, as much as I want to support you, I do not see evidence of allocative efficiency in your training sector,” the old general said while scratching his long beard, “It seems that unregulated overuse of the training simulator is not only fiscally irresponsible but also causing your current budget to hemorrhage.”
“Valid point, Gen. Yoder,” Hayate replied respectfully while reaching for a large folder in her briefcase, “Let me direct your attention to A81304 section twelve, sir, to answer that.”
The room became quiet except for the sound of flipping pages as the crowded room studied the large folder in their hands. Hayate turned the endless pages of black and white forms till….
She paled.
A few gasps could be heard from the back of the room, and the sounds of shock and nervous laughter soon filled the room.
Hayate prayed that she was mistaken but looked down again at where form A81304 should have been. There was no mistake. There was a blurred copy of a female’s genitals and three fingers in position. Hayate flipped to the next page and saw the same parts but in a different position. The rest of her budget request was like a erotic flipbook.
“Ahem, Yagami?” Gen. Yoder said with a bright red face, “you’ve proved my point. Budget increase denied for Riot Force Six.”
Hayate nodded in embarrassment.
“And keep control over that Lesbian Army of yours!”
“How?” Hayate whined in defeat.
Something I came up with after watching Two and a Half Men...
Spoiler for Not Mother's Day...oh well...:
A Two and a Half Women moment Happy Mother's Day...dumb ass
By: Alavon
"Morning, Fate," sang a very happy Nanoha Takamachi upon entering the kitchen.
Fate looked up from her Sunday newspaper, an annoyed look plastered on her pale face.
She snorted and said, "What's so damn good about it?"
Nanoha blinked. She took her share of eggs and bacons before answering.
"Don't you know what day it is?"
"Hey, if it's not Coyote Tuesdays and Drink-Until-You-Puke Thursday-"
"Which is everyday," interrupted Nanoha, rolling her eyes.
"-then I don't care." Fate said the last part with emphasis.
Nanoha shook her head in disbelief.
"I can't believe this...today is Mother's Day!"
"So?"
"S-so?" Nanoha stood up from the table to get a cup of coffee. She definitely needed it.
"It's one of the most important day's in the year where you show your mother that you love her!"
At that moment, Vivio Takamachi, Nanoha's 11 year-old daughter, entered the kitchen carrying a medium sized box wrapped in pink paper.
"Morning, mom!"
Nanoha couldn't help but smile. Fate smirked...
"Morning, Sweetie. Did you sleep well?"
Vivio stretched, yawing.
"I did. I also had a very good dream. It had male strippers..."
Nanoha slowly looked at Fate who seemed very interested to the floor.
"You didn't put the parental lock on that channel like I told you!?"
"Hey! In my defense, it said 'parental control'! The parent should do it, not the parent's friend!"
Nanoha rubbed her eyes. She needed more than one cup of coffee...
"Anyway," resumed Vivio. "Happy Mother's Day, mom!" She held up the box to her mother who took it gratefully.
"Ah, thank you, sweetie!" Nanoha began to rip apart the gift wrap but stopped short after seeing what it was.
"Well...do you like it?"
"Um, sweetie? This is a Gamecube..."
Fate had to contain her laughter because Nanoha's expression was priceless.
"Yeah, it was on sale..."
"I, ah...hmm...I don't know what to say..."
"Well! If you don't want it, I'll take it instead!" With that being said, she grabbed the Gamecube and left the kitchen but not before saying, "But don't say I didn't give you a Mother's Day present!"
Fate couldn't take it anymore.
"Mou, stop laughing, Fate! It's not funny!"
Fate took a deep breath and said, "So, where's the love?"
"At least she thought about me!"
"Uh-huh! Happy Mother's Day, you dumb ass!"
Nanoha scowled. "Putting that event aside...what are you going to give to Precia, your mother?"
Fate stopped laughing at once.
"Ah, Satan," she hissed, narrowing her eyes. "I have the perfect Mother's Day present for her."
Nanoha blinked.
"Oh? And what's that?"
"I'm going to call her to tell her that I can't make it to dinner like I promised."
"And how's that a 'perfect Mother's Day present'?"
Fate smiled triumphantly. "Simple. She gets to bitch and whine to all her friends about how ungrateful I am. It's the perfect present."
"I see your logic there, but one question."
"What?"
Nanoha crossed her arms across her chest. "Do you even know your mother's phone number?"
Fate looked offended. "Of course! I have her on speed dial!"
"Speed dial?"
"Yup! 666..."
"How smart of you," said Nanoha, sarcastically.
"Thanks. I try."
I Postponed MemorieS in FF. Net because of a major story block. Maybe I could change this short into a "series"? *Shrugs*
Even with the ooc aspects, i've seen the show and I can see what you did thar :P
Such crack, yeah write more, could be quite a bit of fun ^_^
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Ah the sweet stench of crack *also sees what you did thar* I'd ask you to marry me but I don't want lute and Yui to kill me. PS: If you feel like it come visit us at the FFC located in Satashi's sig.
2009-03-19, 23:11
Graphic Designer
sad..
Omake was win! 
Funny to see how things would fit into each of the items on the list.
For those that belittle their favorite characters, complain about pairings, complain about oversexed images. Stop, thank you.
