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Old 2008-07-24, 06:30   Link #2501
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Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

And ew.
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Old 2008-07-24, 09:29   Link #2502
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Just another joke.

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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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Old 2008-07-24, 09:52   Link #2503
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They don't seem to work for me..

Meh.. Joke:


A plane crashed on a stranded island, inhabited by Native Indians. There were three survivors from the crash: a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist.

The Indians captured the survivors and decided to torture them through Unga Bunga, which is massive violent rape. But they give the survivors a

choice. They can take the Unga Bunga, or Death. So the Rabbi goes first.

He says, "Well, I'm a Rabbi. A profound teacher, I have my people in the Synagogues who will await my return. I will take the Unga Bunga." So the Indians, hundreds of them, mass rape him on the spot.

The next is the Priest. He says, "I have my Parish which I need to take care of, in order to continually do God's work. I will take the Unga Bunga." The Priest gets raped on the spot also, by hundreds of men.

The Buddhist is last. He says, "I'm a Buddhist. I am an Enlightened man, not fearful of Death. I will take Death."

So the Indian leader immediately shouts - "Death! By Unga Bunga."
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Old 2008-07-24, 14:31   Link #2504
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Just a joke.

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Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."
ewww...ewww....and i ws eating pudding...
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Old 2008-07-24, 14:35   Link #2505
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ewww...ewww....and i ws eating pudding...
Haha!..oh dear, I hope it wasn't Vanilla flavoured. 0_o;
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Old 2008-07-24, 14:45   Link #2506
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Its is >_>..
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Old 2008-07-24, 14:48   Link #2507
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This one really made me lol:



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Old 2008-07-24, 14:52   Link #2508
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Its is >_>..
In that case I apologize for putting you off your semen.....I mean vanilla flavoured dessert..

Eps~ - That bottled water in a can image is genius!
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Old 2008-07-24, 17:59   Link #2509
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This one really made me lol:



Lol first 2 are great
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Old 2008-07-24, 18:40   Link #2510
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Paper misspells it's own name

http://www.regrettheerror.com/newspa...-on-front-page
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Old 2008-07-24, 19:15   Link #2511
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Ahaha there are some good ones here, definitely. But the lightbulb jokes are always the classics XD
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Old 2008-07-25, 02:32   Link #2512
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When you see it. . .
Hint: This is an ad for lubricant.
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Old 2008-07-25, 02:55   Link #2513
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When you see it. . .
Hint: This is an ad for lubricant.
I didn't want to say it, but, ummm... those poles are wider than she is.
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Old 2008-07-25, 06:01   Link #2514
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Old 2008-07-25, 06:46   Link #2515
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Great advert.
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Old 2008-07-25, 07:12   Link #2516
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When you see it. . .
Hint: This is an ad for lubricant.
OMG I hope its not what my perverted mind think
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Old 2008-07-25, 07:28   Link #2517
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When you see it. . .
Hint: This is an ad for lubricant.
omg i finally got that! If you guys take note of thoses poles around her and the fact that she is sitting on exactly the position one of the poles should be situated and this ad is for lubricant then you'll understand!
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Old 2008-07-25, 07:32   Link #2518
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omg i finally got that! If you guys take note of thoses poles around her and the fact that she is sitting on exactly the position one of the poles should be situated and this ad is for lubricant then you'll understand!
Oh! Yeah! I just got it!.......oh deary me.. XD

I think that they purposely made that poster to be hard to understand, just so that the younger generation of passer-by's did not understand it and just thought it was an advert made randomly for the nice scenery.
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Old 2008-07-25, 07:35   Link #2519
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You guys are scaring me. It looks like I should not have understood it as fast as I did.

That, or you're innocent little lambs.
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Old 2008-07-25, 18:16   Link #2520
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