2008-11-23, 18:20 | Link #142 |
Comic Relief
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Portugal
Age: 33
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lmao!
^^ The most stupid thing I ever saw was a class mate of mine being the most dumb person ever. The starting question, and by far the easiest and most stupid one I've ever seen, of a Physics mid term test was "If the period of a satellite moving around the earth is 12 hours, how many "laps" (dunno how to say it in english well) does it make in one day?" She answered something like 1147!!! ( I know it was 1XXX and had a 4 and a 7 somewhere but I'm not sure if it was 1147) SHE used about a half of an A4 page with calculations!! anyway, HOW FREKIN DUMB IS THAT? this coming from an 11th grade student, although the dumbest in the class, but god!!
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2008-11-23, 19:07 | Link #143 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Detroit, MI
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2008-11-23, 19:39 | Link #144 |
Constellation
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Pearl of the Orient Seas
Age: 31
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"you are unique just like everyone else"
then I heard this from a friend 2 buildings... left side is a burned down factory and in the right side is a fire station
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2008-11-23, 19:53 | Link #146 |
Black Dragon
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
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I just read these on the news of my country (Mexico)
In an airport of Mexico, there is a 32 years old Japanese man who refuses to leave the airport, he has been there since September, he canot even speak Spanish, but, acording to a traductor who had an interview with him, the guys find so nice and confortable the airport, that he has decided to stay there, yes, as you heared, the guy has no family, no friends, he bought his ticket from Tokio to Mexico and when he arrived, he just wanted to stay on the Mexican airport because he finds it "A nice place" Plus, because the airport is a puplic space and that the Japanese guy has all his papers in order, the police can't do anything When I just heared this, I said "You have to be kidding!" But no, it's true
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2008-11-23, 20:17 | Link #147 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: California
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Someone posted this on the Silly/Odd News thread, but this article definitely deserves to be here:
http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3212596/You-cannot-sue-God...-he-has-no-known-address.html I wonder how God feels about this. |
2008-11-24, 16:06 | Link #151 |
Sleepy Head zzzz.....
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: London, England
Age: 34
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I was watching a dog owner getting angry at his own dog as it wasn't coming back to the master. The dog owner got so angry he shouted angrily.
"IF YOU DON't COME NOW, YOU WILL WALK HOME!" I just burst out laughing and the owner realised what he said. |
2008-11-25, 20:12 | Link #154 | |
Mathemagician
Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 35
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The number of things our lecturers come out with, it's unbelievable... Strangely enough, the only thing I can think of is 'Imagine I'm a planet...' I also heard that in Denmark(I think it's Denmark) pedestrians do not have the right of way anywhere, not even on Pelican crossings... And in Iran, I heard that you only stop at a set of traffic lights if there's a policeman there with a high powered rifle And then there's newspaper headlines such as: 'Man sentenced to 18 months in Violin Case' 'Iraqi head seeks arms' 'Painting found by tree' 'Tornado rips through cemetery, hundreds dead' |
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2008-11-25, 20:22 | Link #155 |
Is rather bored...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Florida USA
Age: 36
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Once had a friend say, "I don't like alcohol, it makes you someone you're not." I always wanted to be someone else, I drink until this happens.
My roommate TRULY BELIEVES that there are giant stone men that live under the crust of the earth. He once said, "I think earthquakes are those men banging on the crust." I didn't even know what to say. Also, my favorite, "Bananas are proof there is a god." Or something along those lines. |
2008-11-25, 20:50 | Link #156 | |
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2008-11-25, 21:58 | Link #158 |
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2008-11-25, 22:58 | Link #160 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In line to confess his sins.
Age: 36
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Tremble and behold the Crocoduck, the scourge of evolution!
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