A Laugh A Day

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

A scene from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, or "What happens when you try to remake Jaws with Photoshop."

Enjoy!!

Did anyone else notice that the shark kept changing sizes?

First it was big enough to swallow a person whole, then it grew roughly to the size of the boat and could swallow and entire raft with six people, then shrank back down to be able to "merely" swallow a guy on a ski-do...

[Goshin]

Spoiler for nsfw paline economic plan porn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzQPolo7_4

[Ronin Aquila]

The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."

Warning: Graphic violence at end of video.

Enjoy.

[Goshin]

omfg couldn't sit through it...

[Shadow Kira01]

http://www.leftlanenews.com/toyota-iq.html

Anyone want a small iQ?

[Zu Ra]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."

Enjoy.

Is this edited by an chance ? this ones Fing hilarious

[Solidus1321]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."

Enjoy.

wow that fight was epic...Yeah Cya!

[KiNA]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."

Enjoy.

You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was

[Cherudim Arche]

Originally Posted by KiNA

You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was

I thought the same thing as well.

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally Posted by 1321

wow that fight was epic...Yeah Cya!

I for one LOVED Cynthia Rothrox's excessive emphasis when she said "Keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."

Originally Posted by KiNA

You've just killed me 3 time. As a fan of martial art movie, that was

Sincerest Apologies for any offence I may have caused.

That was, after all, an example of how you should NOT film a Martial Arts Movie.

But as an example of how you SHOULD make one. The singular greatest action sequence EVER committed to celluloid: The final battle of Once Upon A Time In China, (1992) starring Jet Li.

A funny video will be my next post. Till then, enjoy the sublime beauty of this one as a token of my apologies.

[Mystique]

For the downloaders at heart
(that more or less is everyone of us at somepoint, huh)

As for that kung fu video
1: wasn't as cheesy as i thought it'd be (probably cause of everyone's reactions)
2: There needs to be some kinda violence warning, esp for the last hook scene *cringes*

There's cheesy bad and then there's just cringing violence that those who are sensitive won't appreciate ><

Otherwise, musclely topless men, can't complain

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally Posted by Mystique

There's cheesy bad and then there's just cringing violence that those who are sensitive won't appreciate ><

Otherwise, musclely topless men, can't complain

The violence-warning has been added as requested, miss.

And:

How NOT to read your lines when acting in front of a camera.

Enjoy.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Ronin Aquila

The final fight scene from Undefeatable, or "How not to make a Martial Arts Movie" And "Corniest James-Bond-One-Liner of all time."

Warning: Graphic violence at end of video.

Enjoy.

I object to your classification of this clip. This is not martial arts. This is two wannabes whaling at each other until one falls down and doesnt get back up.

[Ronin Aquila]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

I object to your classification of this clip. This is not martial arts. This is two wannabes whaling at each other until one falls down and doesnt get back up.

Well, as stated, it was an example of how not to make a movie of this genre.

The poor actor who played Stingray now lives his remaining days being the "girl" in gay-porn films.

The other guy, on the other hand, has no career.

Cynthia Rothrox (the girl) still has a healthy and steady income making straight to video trashfests.

Today, we have an all time Classic Arnie One-Liner:

Gee Mr Schwarzenegger, you really like to be literal, don't you?

[ani_d]

I dunno, maybe someone already posted this but this is really funny. Will Ferrell ftw lol

[Ronin Aquila]

An honst and highly realistic protrayal of Georbe Bush, thank you.

And as a follow up:

Enjoy!!

[mg1942]

Is this movie for real?

Spoiler for Cüneyt Arkin - Dünyayi kurtaran Adam:

Cüneyt Arkin - Dünyayi kurtaran adam

This just rules...hands down the best bad movie ever! Its GLORIOUSLY BAD! Makes "Robot Monster" look like an Academy Award winner A cult classic in my books!

[felix]

Originally Posted by mg1942

Is this movie for real?

They took bits of what he said other times and put them together.

[Ronin Aquila]

A "Benny Hill" routine I made for visual arts class with a friend of mine:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=53FLdSqZveA

Enjoy!!

[Xvoki]

The worlds funniest joke: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now WHAT?"