Rozen Maiden: アリスのために! ローゼン戦隊: アリセンジャー! (Alice no Tameni! Rozen Sentai: Alicenger!/For Alice! Rozen Sentai: Alicenger!)
Authored by: Flo
第1话: 変身! 我が薔薇娘たち!
Henshin! Waga bara musume-tachi!
Transform! My Rose Daughters!
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is Rozen Maiden except for Original Characters.
Warning: Fic stealing will result in immediate mind fuck.
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Once upon a time in the modern era there live 6 daugthers; Suigintou, Kanaria, Suiseiseki, Souseiseki,
Stinku Shinku and Hina Ichigo. Together they live their lifes in peace and harmony with their father Rozen. Until one day after school, when the girl came back from school.
Hina Ichigo: *Singing* “Unyu~nano! Unyu~nano! Soft White Unyu~nano! Saikou, Daisuki, Oishi, Unyu~nano!”
Souseiseki: “Hina seems to be in a good mood today.”
Suiseiseki: “Of course chibi Ichigo is happy ~desu! Father is making Unyu for dinner ~desu.”
Souseiseki: “Ah ha ha, sou ne”
Suigintou: *sigh* “Hina Ichigo baka desu ne, to be happy over something like that.”
Hina Ichigo: “Buuuuuu. Unyu is not baka ~nano!!!”
Suigintou: *sigh* “Yes yes, whatever.” *murmurs* “Baka.”
*KABOOM~~~~~!*
Suiseiseki: *Surprised by the Explosion* “Eh WTF ~desu?”
Shinku: “Sound like something got blown up.”
Kanaria: “Oh ho ho ho~ Sound like something to investigate ~kashira!”
Souseiseki: “This is bad, it’s coming from our neighborhood, let’s go.”
The daughters rush to the source of the explosion, only to find that their home and it’s surrounding neighborhood reduced to rubble and ruins.
Suigintou: “What the hell?”
Souseiseki: “Our neighbourhood! Our house! Oh no!”
Shinku: “Otou-sama!”
Hina Ichigo: “Nooooo~! My unyu ~nano!!!” *;_;*
Suigintou: “Geez! Our father is in danger and all you can think is your unyu????”
Kanaria: “Don’t fight! Don’t fight ~kashira! We must find our house and investigate what happen ~kashira!”
Souseiseki: “Kanaria is right, no time to waste! I hope father is alright!”
The girl quickly clear the rubbles at the place once called there home.
“Father!”
“Otou-sama!”
“Father!”
???: *Cough cough ack!*
Suiseiseki: “Over there ~desu!”
The girls rush to the sound of the source and cleared the wreckage and found Rozen, mortally wound and dying.
Rozen Maidens: “FATHER!” *;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;*
Rozen: *Ack Cough Gasp* “My…daughters…You all are alright…”
Rozen Maidens: “FATHER!” *;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;*
Rozen: *Ack Cough Gasp* “As I’ve feared…the Enju Empire had finally made its move.”
Suigintou: “Enju Empire?”
Rozen: “Yes…” *cough* “And evil empire organization bent on taking over the world. I was once part of it…believing that they can bring good to the world” *Gasp!* “Until I found out there evil schemes and escaped…along with you all…” *cough cough cough*
Shinku: “Wait, along with us? What do you mean!”
Rozen: “The truth is… you are part of the Enju Empire’s evil creation. A super weapon of mass destruction…” *cough* “When I first saw you all, you’re still infants, so young, so innocent. I couldn’t bear to let the empire use you all for evil, so I took you all with me when escape…I thought…after this we could live in peace” *ack* “But I never expect them to find me so fast…”
Kanaria: “We’re not…your daughters ~kashira?”
Suiseiseki: “And we are part of a weapon of mass destruction ~desu?”
Shinku: “We’re monsters?”
Hina Ichijou: “My unyu ~nano…” *;_;*
Rozen: “I’m sorry that I’ve kept this secret for so…long…until it’s too late…” *cough cough* “But know this that I’ve always treated you all as if you’re my real daugthers!”
Rozen Maidens: “FATHER!” *;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;*
Rozen: *Ack Cough Gasp* (Oh shit my world is getting darker I must make this quick.) “My daughters, I have one last wish before…” *Ack Cough Gasp* “I go…”
The Rozen Maidens nods
Rozen: “Stop…the Enju Empire!” *Ack Cough Gasp* “Remember the rings I gave you last Christmas?”
Suigintou: “How could we forget…it was the best gift you ever gave us…” *;_;*
Rozen: “These…rings…are the source of your powers…” *Ack Cough Gasp* “It activates your inner power…the ‘Rozen Mysticals’! With this you can stop the Enju Empire! All…” *Ack Cough Gasp* “You need to do is…to shout ‘Henshin!’”
Shinku: “Otou-sama” *;_;*
Rozen: “Now go! Stop the Enju Empire! Find...Sakurada Jun and...and...Save…the…world…~ Blaaaagggggghhh!” *Dies X_X*
Rozen Maidens: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FATHEEEEEEEEEEER~~~!” *T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T*
???: “Fu fu fu, so someone’s still alive.”
Shinku: “Who was that! Show yourself!”
Two monster appears, one look like Winnie the pooh while the other look like a clown.
Suigintou: *pissed “Are you the one who did this!?”
Winnie Youkai (Winnie Monster): “Ke ke ke, that this correct! I am Winnie Youkai!”
Clown Youkai: “Fu fu fu. And I am Clown Youkai! This is punishment to those who betrays the Enju Empire!”
(If you can recall, Winnie the Pooh was the possess doll when Shinku and Jun first meet in vol 1 while the Clown doll was in episode 1)
Souseiseki: “You bastards! I won’t forgive you!”
Hina Ichigo: “You’ll pay for the unyu you destroyed ~nano!” *>=O*
The Rozen Maidens raise their right hand to the sky.
Rozen Maidens: “Henshin!”
Insert colorful background, henshin sequence, clothes stripping and costume wearing and lots and lots of roses. When the henshin sequence ended, the Rozen Maidens wear the gothic clothes like you all always see in the anime and manga.
Rozen Maidens: “ROZEN SENTAI SANJOU!” (Rozen Sentais have arrived!) *Strike some awesome pose*
Winnie Youkai: “Ke ke ke, so you are the stolen experiments of the Enju Empire, Impressive.”
Hina Ichigo: “Nano Maiden!”
Shinku: “Da wa Maiden!”
Souseiseki: “Boku wa Boku Maiden!” (I am Boku Maiden!)
Suiseiseki: “Desu Maiden ~desu!"
Kanaria: “The most intelligent of the sisters ~kashinra! Kashira Maiden is here ~kashira!”
Suigintou: “And I am…” *pause* “I am…”
Shinku: “What’s wrong?”
Suigintou: “I have no idea what Maiden I am.”
Suiseiseki: “HAR!?”
Hina Ichigo: “I know what to call you ~nano!”
Suigintou: “Really? I’m all ears”
Hina Ichigo: “Junk Maiden ~nano!”
Suigintou: *Stoned* “Nani?????? J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-junk…Maiden?” *Sulk while twirling her finger.* *Murmurs* “Just because I have no catch phrase doesn’t mean I have to stick with Junk…” *sulks even more*
Souseiseki: “Urg, now you’ve done it. You know Suigintou is sensitive to that ‘word’”
Hina Ichigo: “Oops ~nano.”
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OH NO! Without Suigintou having a Maiden name the Rozen Sentai is not complete! What will the girls do? Will Suigintou ever out grow her ‘Junk Complex’? Find out on the next episode!
第2话: ファイト! ジャンクメイデン
Faito! Junk Maiden!
Fight! Junk Maiden!
Suigintou: *super pissed* “JANKU JAI NAI!” (I’M NOT A JUNK!) *Stabs the narrator with her sword*
OMFG IT HURT! ARRRGH I’M BLEEDING HEAVILY! BLAAAAAAGGGHHH! *dies X_X*
2007-01-28, 12:00
*reads*
Which would pwn.
