At Konata's: We are greeted by the ugliest man known to the human raise and Daba Myroad (Yaman Clan Forever!)
Walking: Apparently they need to cut there hair for the festival, but hold on, if Kagami wishes to remain a Tsundere she must keep the twinstails (You know this is kind of true about Tsundere' having twintails). Either that or she'd look like Tsukasa with pointy eyes. Still the idea is nipped in the bud.
At School: Konata's Good At Sports, The Sports Festival is coming. All this and more on the last 7 episodes of Lucky Star. What Event is Kagami doing (Discuss this in the same manner as what game is Konata playing or her PC and GO!). Apparently we don't find out yet, but Konata seems to know. Also I bet Konata's Ahoge gives her super special running powers because any girl with an Ahoge gets some sort of power from it. Apparently Kagami sucks at sports and Konata knows it (Oh this is going to be good). Okay WHOA! Ok in the last scene Konata is the same height as the other girls, but in this scene she is barely up to Tsukasa's neck (and she's not average height either. Could the Ahoge on Konata's head give her the power to change her size like the DC superhero the Atom?).
In Class: Like Her Dude Miyuki has a huge rack and gigantic butt (HAHAHAHAHAHA Gnarly!) and that is the story of why Miyuki is in Relay and not the Obstacle Course (The End). Or is it...
At The Locker Room: The faces on all of the girls after the Scavenger Hunt Story are just priceless. Apparently either Miyuki is really smart or really dumb regarding the body trait the scavenger hunter was looking for (Well played rebuttal to the devious Konata either way).
In Class: Ragtime Music (Dance A Dance A). The lesson hear is that no matter how many awesome things are going on, school will dominate your life, so stop daydreaming.
At Konata's: Yui is freaking insane! Whoa Konata has assimilated Kagami's Ide Sweatdrop sound effect. Whoa looks like having to take care of his braindead sister really messed up Daba so much that he phased into an alternate reality where he is Konata's father.
In Class: Now Is The Time! Take You Sorrow And Turn It Into Anger! Sieg Zeon.... I mean give em a good show girls. Konata looks ready to go here (and extremely chipper and extra tiny too). Oh cool Chicken Fighting, haven't done that since elementary school. I wanna chicken fight with Konata
. Aw isn't Miyuki just the sweetest little pacifist.
Don't Fret The Little Stuff That's One Of Those Mistakes Of Youth (This is pretty close to something Char Aznable says in U.C Gundam, except he says "One Does Not Care To Acknowledge the Mistakes of One's Youth"). The Ide Is Overflowing in the room after this one.
The Main Event: Hey Kagami is doing the bread thing. Dude Konata is shining. Kagami is bringing down the house (That Fatty). Why is that guy purple (I bet it's because he's a man and men are inferior in Lucky Star). Speaking of Men is that L-Gaim Mk II's Buster Launcher. No it's just Konata's father's ridiculously huge camera (Wonder if he feels inferior and the camera is to enhance his...masculinity in a female dominated show). I'm noticing that Konata is now the same height as Tsukasa again (or at least not below her neck line). And She's off and it's track and field, but she won. Oh my god that girl just fell flat on her ass and flopped around in the loliest way humanly possible
. And she even looks loli-moe when dusting herself off. Good lord. There goes Kagami (Manly Scream!) and....did she win or just smash her face in. Dude the music for Tsukasa' event is funky. Oh she missed the cue in her attempts to act Moe. And wow that must be an all time low record (This just goes to show Moe doesn't always pay). HA! They think Daba's a Pedophile and Konata is such a bitch for hiding and letting them cart him off. It's Miyuki' turn now. Isn't this that song they used for the Initial D! parody (I think it is)? Can you hear? I'm Sure You Can Hear It?...That Far Off Roar! (I think of the Ideon Opening lyrics while looking at the Bandana on Miyuki's head and her look of determination. She's ready to pounce with the full force of Ide the second she gets that Baton). And there she goes (Is the Ide in her Breasts?) And its Miyuki By A Breast! Konata's loving it too.
At Kagami's: The Ide has left Miyuki's breasts and returned to Kagami's sweatdrop apparently. Wow that's some bad recorder playing Tsukasa
.. I bet somebody somewhere is commenting that they want Tsukasa to play their recorder or whatever.
OH MY GOD SHE's WEARING THE OVERALL'S THAT AYU WORE (And Stuff....
). Haha look at her face. They're both awful. A little relaxation and much better (OH MY GOD I WANT THE CD SINGLE OF TSUKASA PLAYING THE RECORDER WHEN IT COMES OUT! GIVE ME TWENTY, NO THIRTY COPIES!
). Whoa easy don't choke there.
At School Cafe: Heh even the girls are purple now, what gives. Or are they men in drag? Konata is shorter than Tsukasa again. Anybody notice the second Miyuki starts getting philosophical this tune starts playing (I hereby dub the tune Miyuki The Confused Philosopher). HA HA! She wasted her time. Anyway this whole scene is kind of boring overall.
At Kagami's: Okay the Yuri/Incest undertones here are kind of amusing.
At School: How much you wanna freaking bet that Konata's Postcard actually is in the Real Life May Newtype and they are using this episode and her mentioning it to bolster the sales of that month's issue (OMG! MUST HAVE ISSUE WITH KONATA POSTCARD, BECAUSE SHE MENTIONED IT AND SHE'S KONATA) (GAME PENALTY!).
At The Manga Shop: Oh this is not going to be pretty. Don't do it Konata, don't make me hate you. Wait....those are H-Manga
. Whoa.................
. Shuffle! (No Game Penalty cause they actually showed manga that weren't Kadokawa stuff just before this, proving that in fact Kadokawa isn't the only manga publisher in the world). HAHA She already has it (Game Point for pointing out how gullible some otaku can be. Funniest joke in the episode thus far. Actually Two Game Points!
).
Walking: HAHA! I love these comments on hackneyed Dating Sim Game moments actually happening in front of Konata (Flag Trigger!).
Lucky Channel: Oh God could Akira's intro to lucky channel be any more screechy and annoying. Let's see if the LC can reddem itself. Did they just say they need to come up with Fresh Material and to rely less on mannerisms A.K.A Minoru being a weakingly and Akira being Bipolar! NO FREAKING WAY! (FREAKING Mind Taking again. What the heck!
) (Game Point by the way for acknowledging the fact that Lucky Channel has sucked for the last five episodes). Dude she's going freaking crazy. Kind of funny.
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