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Old 2007-09-26, 12:12   Link #1061
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Here's a joke as a bump for this thread:

"Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!'"
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Old 2007-09-26, 20:12   Link #1062
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Yuck, that's weird. Please don't ever put something as weird as that on to this I beg you.
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Old 2007-09-26, 22:10   Link #1063
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Lol. I have laughed this day for more than 3 times
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Old 2007-09-27, 01:22   Link #1064
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...
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Old 2007-09-27, 01:28   Link #1065
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...
Funny, but I thought the one below it was funnier, with the guy "peeing" on people as they float by on the inner tubes
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Old 2007-09-27, 17:47   Link #1066
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I'd have to agree with the previous poster... the man in womens underwear was funny, but the vid of the peeing man was hilarious!
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Old 2007-09-27, 18:05   Link #1067
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^Yeah, and then he's chased away at the end...priceless...
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Old 2007-09-27, 23:34   Link #1068
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Hmm..? Aren't those the "Just for Laugh" gags? There is some pretty good ones that they made.
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Old 2007-09-28, 05:17   Link #1069
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http://makesyoulaugh.blogspot.com/20...ing-squad.html
see what happens when a man got caught wearing woman undies...
yup the peeing was great too... i had quite a good laugh after watching it...

hmm i not sure whether is it Gags or not but the similarities is indeed there...
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Old 2007-09-28, 08:02   Link #1070
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the new Philippine alphabet

A-B-ZTE-F-G

Abalos- Broadband- Zhongxing telecommunications equipment- First Gentleman (Mike Arroyo)



Based on a Philippine political scandal
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Old 2007-09-28, 12:09   Link #1071
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It's the .gif invasion!

Okay, this is just some random crap I found. I think they are amusing. And so do you!










It's peanut butter jelly time!

...okay I'm done now. You lives can now continue.
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Old 2007-09-28, 12:32   Link #1072
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And more....


<--- This one seems, ironic, for some reason...
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Old 2007-09-28, 23:43   Link #1073
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A few funny Pictures~~




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Old 2007-09-29, 01:55   Link #1074
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Yup this still is the best gif ^_^
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Old 2007-09-29, 10:08   Link #1075
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Some reasons for you to smile:
Spoiler for pictures:


Edit: MOAR -->

Quote:
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.
I hope I didn't offend anyone with the joke.
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Old 2007-09-29, 10:53   Link #1076
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A few funny Pictures~~
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Thanks for posting that, I've been trying to get backwards bs for ages.
dddd!
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Old 2007-09-30, 04:59   Link #1077
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People getting the bejesus scared out of them in very funny circumstances.
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Old 2007-09-30, 06:31   Link #1078
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Some reasons for you to smile:
Spoiler for pictures:


Edit: MOAR -->



I hope I didn't offend anyone with the joke.
That's great. Secret Service. Pah
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Old 2007-10-01, 08:57   Link #1079
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Pendy's Daily Dosage Of Jokes.

Spoiler for Airplane jokes:


Spoiler for A MUST READ:

Last edited by Pendevous; 2007-10-01 at 09:09. Reason: added quote reasons
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Old 2007-10-01, 09:04   Link #1080
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Awesome joke
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