The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Khu]

Ahh I see.

XD

Yup.

Was wondering whether'd you somehow found it somwhere XD

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

The green text....is Renge? She's picked up on the wrong Haruhi.....

Unfortunately, no. That would be too awesome.

[Heatth]

Originally Posted by Ithekro

The green text....is Renge? She's picked up on the wrong Haruhi.....

Wait, that Renge is the one from Ouran? That would be unbeliavable fuuny. Specially because half of the cast could be into an Otome game.

[Solais]

Greentext sounds like a quite friendly fella. I'd like to meet her. We'd share our interest and what we like and love.
For one, I love children. Roasted, with some ketchup.

Spoiler for Also:

She's the embodiment of Haruhi's power?

[scify]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Go on, scifyyyyyyyyyy.

Let's see what you can pull from that.

You can't, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?


NYAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Oh you already conceded. Damn.

That's no fun.

I "conceded" because it was 4 AM and I get up every morning at 9. And I may or not have have had H1N1 for the last week, and have been feeling rather lethargic because of it.

Also because I have no clue what to think anymore.

Edit: If Renge was the greentext then the laughing would have been "OHOHOHOHOHOHO~"

[scify]

Spoiler for September the Fifth, Day 4: To School- Attractive New Face:

Attractive New Face


"/"Late/" is the word one would use to describe my current position."

"I was woken up earlier than usual by both my sister and my mother, who insisted I fix the vine trellis. Somehow, during the night, it had fallen, which would account for that crash I heard last night. "

"Though, how could a few pieces of wood and leaves make such a loud noise?"

"It’s because of all that that I had to rush out the door with only a piece of toast for breakfast."

"There certainly are weird things going on these days, and all around my house. If I told Haruhi why I was late this morning, she’d want to go over immediately. Better not."

"It’s not like I’d have that chance, given how late I am."

"There’s still a few students around on the hill, but none of them seem to be in a hurry. It looks like they’ve given up on arriving on time, but I…"

"Wait, why am I even trying at all? Is it that important for me to not hear /"You’re late/"?"

"It’s not like I—"

"…"

"Huh. There’s a girl I don’t know who’s not even walking at all. She’s just looking around, as though she can’t find her way."

"The reason she sticks out so much to me is because she’s incredibly pretty. She’s fairly tall, with brown wavy hair, beautifully shaped legs, and a good-sized bust. What Taniguchi would call an AA+… really, she looks like a supermodel."

[INSERT CG OF THE HOTNESS HERE]

"She really does look lost.... Her uniform looks brand new, as well. Maybe a new transfer student…?"

"Hm."

[DECISION POINT HERE]

1) I’ll be even later at this rate. And besides…
2) …Go ask her if she needs help.


Late, Late, Late


"If I stop to try and chat with random passerby, I’ll be even later than I already am."

"…Besides, if she is a new transfer student, and Haruhi catches wind of her, I’ll have brought misfortune upon both our heads. If you look at it this way, I’m doing her a favor."

"Better just keep going. Goodbye, AA+ girl."


For a Very Important Date


"If she really is in trouble, the right thing to do would be to help her."

"That’s chivalry at its finest."


Kyon "Yo. You lost?"

Pretty Girl "Ah, not exactly. Just waiting for some… one…"


"As she turns to look at me, her eyes widen slightly. She looks me up and down, and then, her face breaks into a playful, fox-like smile."


Pretty Girl "Good morning. How are you?"


"I didn’t know it was so unnerving to be stared at like that. That smile seems eerily familiar, too."

"…It makes her look even prettier, though."


Kyon "Uh, er, good morning… you’re… new around… here, right?"

Pretty Girl "Hmm, you might say that. More importantly… have you ever read anything by Carl Jung?"


"An odd question."


Kyon "Jung? The psychiatrist? Yeah, a little. Why?"

Pretty Girl "Well then, you know about the concept of /"anima/" and /"animus/", right?"

Kyon "Er… the subconscious part of your brain that’s the opposite gender, or something?"

Pretty Girl "Yes. The /"totality of the unconscious masculine psychological qualities that a female possesses/", or vice versa. The seat of the mind’s creativity."


"Is this going somewhere…?"


Pretty Girl "So, my question to you is, what would you do if you were stuck in a world where everyone you knew was replaced by their animus or anima? If, say, you met your anima, what would you tell her?"


"…What a strange person. She’s starting to remind me a lot of Koizumi…"


Kyon "I… guess I’d thank her for all her hard work?"

Pretty Girl "Hmm. I’ll do so then. Thanks."

Kyon "No problem."


"I don’t have a clue what you’re on about, though."


Pretty Girl "By the way, it’s nice to meet you. I’m… Yamada. Kitsuko Yamada."


"That’s a… pretty unique name."

"I introduce myself, but I don’t think she quite heard me, as a truck was passing by at the time."

"Still, she smiles again when I repeat it."


Kitsuko "Of course. That makes sense."

Kyon "What makes sense?"

Kitsuko "Nothing, really."


"And, at that moment, I heard the bell go off from far away."


Kyon "Crap. We gotta run."


"I had taken a few steps before I realized Yamada wasn’t following me."


Kyon "…You’re not going to class?"

Kitsuko "Ah, no, forgive me. I’m still waiting for someone. It was nice talking to you though, Kyon-kun."

Kyon "Nice talking to you, too."


"…I just had an actual conversation with what must be the most beautiful transfer student of all time. If Haruhi finds out that was the reason I was this late, I’m dead."

"It was only when I got to my shoe locker that it hit me. "

"Yamada had called me /"Kyon-kun/", but I had never given her that name."

"This odd realization, however, was beaten out of my head when I realized my indoor shoes were missing."

"…Can this day get any weirder…?"

So Kyon likes girls with vaguely predatory smiles and the ability to ask philosophical questions out of the blue, hmm...?

Edit: Fix'd. How'd I miss that...?

[CrowKenobi]

"I was woken up earlier than usual by both my sister and my mother, who insisted I fix the vine trellis. Somehow, during the night, it had fallen, which would account for that band I heard last night. "

<insert bad lame pun here>

[dkellis]

Random: I keep wondering how snarky the other members of the SOS Brigade (genderbent and canon) are allowed to get.

Part of this was because I was wondering how well a MSTing of the Adventures of Mikuru Asahina movie would go, and which of the SOS Brigade would get involved. (Apart from the obvious Kyon.)

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

This is just me fucking around, mostly.

Until Umineko actually introduces green text, it has no use. And I doubt they will at this point, but you never know with Ryukishi.

Well, he's managed to bring in a total of three different colors of text, so I wouldn't completely discount it.

Oh yes, and concerning the identity of greentext, I would have put some thought into finding out who it is, but I have been far to busy staring at my computer screen "DAAAAAAAAAWWWW"-ing.

The reason:

[dragon4dudes]

Spoiler for Greentext Theory:

Are you prepared? IT'S YO MAMA!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Kill me now. Damn you Greentext

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by dragon4dudes

Spoiler for Greentext Theory:

Are you prepared? IT'S YO MAMA!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Kill me now. Damn you Greentext

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　　　 |:::::／ん)´　　/:／ﾝ勹ぅ- ､│:::::::::::|
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　 　 /　/￣￣￣￣￣ ヽ }! 　 　　|:::::::::::::|

[dragon4dudes]

Nice, that must have taken a while, even if it wasn't you who made it.

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by dragon4dudes

Nice, that must have taken a while, even if it wasn't you who made it.

I love these.

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　　 ⑨　　＜ '´ ￣　ヽ　　　⑨
　　　　　＿_彡ﾉﾒﾉﾉlﾉﾘ〉　
⑨　⑨　＼ ｀ｿﾘ!ﾟ ヮﾟﾉi ⑨　⑨　 LOOK AT THAT BAKA
　　　　 ⑨ ＞<(つ!>つ　⑨
　　 ⑨　　/　,く//_|l〉　　　⑨
⑨ 　 　 ⑨￣　l.ﾉl.ﾉ　　⑨　　　⑨
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EDIT: I didn't even notice I got a nine.

[vivify93]

I'm standing by my "Greentext is Everyone" Theory. Therefore, I'm also sticking with "Greentext is Kaisosko" and "Greentext is Kyonko".

Greentext is the result of everyone's feelings of evil at the end of all the routes. She festered and grew as a conglomeration of everyone's hatred. Thus, she is everyone. Data is her; she is data.

...Sorry, just had to make an Outlaw Star reference.

[Tensei]

my my, you people really are insane

also, from what i've read it makes more sense to me to think that the Greentext is the insane and dark part of everyone.....the Greentext doesn't hit me as being just one person. I dunno.

[yggdrasil325]

Oh god damn it. If greentext really turns out to be who I now realized it might be, I'm going to hate myself for being so stupid. Kaisos, can we still PM our guesses to you?

On an unrelated note, the Umineko game is loads better than the anime (or at least more detailed). I just past the second twilight in episode 3. Battler and Ronove are like a reverse Koizumi/Kyon in almost every way, aren't they?

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Originally Posted by scify

That... actually didn't help me at all.

Who do you think I am? Bernkastel? I've never stated that I was wanting to help anyone. Doesn't necessarily mean I won't, though...

Originally Posted by vivify93

Data is her; she is data.

I find this part amusing for some reason. No, this isn't a hint. ... or is it?

Originally Posted by Tensei

my my, you people really are insane

Why thank you! I try my hardest, you know. Just doing this because the other two parts had silvertext...

[Nanao-kun]

Originally Posted by yggdrasil325

Oh god damn it. If greentext really turns out to be who I now realized it might be, I'm going to hate myself for being so stupid. Kaisos, can we still PM our guesses to you?

On an unrelated note, the Umineko game is loads better than the anime (or at least more detailed). I just past the second twilight in episode 3. Battler and Ronove are like a reverse Koizumi/Kyon in almost every way, aren't they?

Looks like you're finally catching up. Umineko is one of the best games around.

I really need to put more effort into finding out who greentext is.

Not that I'll ever put any real effort into it.

[vivify93]

...Shit, did my "data" comment give everyone and their grandmother an idea? ._.

What the hell. I'm inspiring theories and I don't even have goddamn a clue myself. Seriously, what the hell, Kaisos.

[Heatth]

Originally Posted by vivify93

What the hell. I'm inspiring theories and I don't even have goddamn a clue myself. Seriously, what the hell, Kaisos.

I find this statement incridable funny.

Anyway, the greentext is, obviously, Kogetsu. Just see how he likes using a colored text for random comments.



...Actually, sorry for asking, but, Kogetsu, are you male or female?