2009-01-22, 10:12 | Link #846 |
paranoid
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Romania
Age: 36
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Grandpa Ulquiorra to kids: I can regenerate one of my eyes in 60 seconds.
Kids: Wow! Cool! Let me see! Let me see! Ulquiorra takes his eye out, after 60 seconds opens his pupils. Kids: Wow! Cool! You have another eye in there! Ulquiorra: See? Kids: What else can you regenerate? Can you regenerate your arm? Ulquiorra: Whell, uhnm…. Kids: [looking disappointed] Oh, you can’t….. Ulquiorra: Sure I can! [Cuts his arm and gives it to the kids] Kids: Cool! He cut his arm! Let’s go play with it! Ulquiorra: Orihime dear! |
2009-01-22, 12:11 | Link #847 |
Member of DOLLARS
Artist
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Ichigo: Whaddya mean you can't come to Yuzu's party
Clown: I'm booked Ichigo: I told her I would get her a clown! Clown: I told you booked get another! *hangs up* Ichigo: *dials phone* Ulquiorra I bet you are such a p*ssy you can't win in a fight against me in the human world, at my house at the front door in a clown outfit at 12.00pm Ulquiorra: O RLY? Ichigo: YA RLY! *hangs up* -later at 12 the doorbell rings- Ichigo: Here is Ulquiorra the clown! *opens front door* Kids: YAY Ulquiorra: I'm sorry kids can Ichigo come out to die?! Kids: Will you make balloon animals Ulquiorra:....Fine..... Kids: OKAY!
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2009-01-22, 15:23 | Link #850 |
Senior Guest
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Athens (GMT+2)
Age: 35
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Zommari: are you so arrogant you won't admit defeat?
Byakuya:I only have pride, you are the arrogant one here. Zommari:that fake pride is definitely arrogance! Byakuya:what about your arrogant little trick to use Rukia to kill that arrogant 7th seat in such an arrogant way? Zommari:uh...whatevuh! |
2009-01-24, 16:57 | Link #857 | |
Fanboy smitten by Miharu
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: England
Age: 31
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