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LaceNFrills · 2008-11-23, 18:06

I heard from a classmate that in Texas ( or somewhere in America) that if the government caught you committing suicide, you're going to be sentence to death. lol.

OutSmart · 2008-11-23, 18:20

lmao!

^^

The most stupid thing I ever saw was a class mate of mine being the most dumb person ever.

The starting question, and by far the easiest and most stupid one I've ever seen, of a Physics mid term test was "If the period of a satellite moving around the earth is 12 hours, how many "laps" (dunno how to say it in english well) does it make in one day?"

She answered something like 1147!!! ( I know it was 1XXX and had a 4 and a 7 somewhere but I'm not sure if it was 1147) SHE used about a half of an A4 page with calculations!!

anyway, HOW FREKIN DUMB IS THAT? this coming from an 11th grade student, although the dumbest in the class, but god!!

Zippicus · 2008-11-23, 19:07

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Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

*cough cough* it's spelled PALIN.

I thought it was hilarious when Palin said that the Vice President's job was to run the Senate.

(Note: For those of you who may not know, the VP doesn't HAVE a job. They're just there in case the President kicks the bucket.)

The constitution would disagree with you there, but only slightly

Per the constitution the VP's only designated job is to preside over the senate, but they don't get a vote unless there's a tie.

Frailty · 2008-11-23, 19:39

"you are unique just like everyone else"

then I heard this from a friend
2 buildings... left side is a burned down factory and in the right side is a fire station

Spectacular_Insanity · 2008-11-23, 19:40

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Originally Posted by Zippicus

The constitution would disagree with you there, but only slightly

Per the constitution the VP's only designated job is to preside over the senate, but they don't get a vote unless there's a tie.

Not the same thing. "Presiding" =/= "running".

Evil Rick · 2008-11-23, 19:53

I just read these on the news of my country (Mexico)

In an airport of Mexico, there is a 32 years old Japanese man who refuses to leave the airport, he has been there since September, he canot even speak Spanish, but, acording to a traductor who had an interview with him, the guys find so nice and confortable the airport, that he has decided to stay there, yes, as you heared, the guy has no family, no friends, he bought his ticket from Tokio to Mexico and when he arrived, he just wanted to stay on the Mexican airport because he finds it "A nice place" Plus, because the airport is a puplic space and that the Japanese guy has all his papers in order, the police can't do anything

When I just heared this, I said "You have to be kidding!" But no, it's true

GreatTeacherKen · 2008-11-23, 20:17

Someone posted this on the Silly/Odd News thread, but this article definitely deserves to be here:

http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3212596/You-cannot-sue-God...-he-has-no-known-address.html

I wonder how God feels about this.

Sute443 · 2008-11-23, 20:18

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Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Not the same thing. "Presiding" =/= "running".

Which is why the constitution only disagrees with you slightly. The VP does have a job, but not a very important one. Certainly not the one Palin claimed it had.

Zippicus · 2008-11-23, 20:19

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Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

Not the same thing. "Presiding" =/= "running".

I guess I should have highlighted the part where you said the VP doesn't have a job rather than the whole comment, but that's what I was referring to.

rokoloco · 2008-11-24, 02:34

the most ridiculous thing I ever hear was ... if you have hip up you rub a penny in your forehead it make it go away.

Wing Zero · 2008-11-24, 16:06

I was watching a dog owner getting angry at his own dog as it wasn't coming back to the master. The dog owner got so angry he shouted angrily.

"IF YOU DON't COME NOW, YOU WILL WALK HOME!" I just burst out laughing and the owner realised what he said.

pepper_begs · 2008-11-25, 13:42

I heard a lady on the BBC (an American lady) opine that Mr. Obama was a Muslim and a terrorist.

He was raised in Indonesia don't you know.

GuidoHunter_Toki · 2008-11-25, 16:27

The PSP commercial saying at the end.

PSP. A nut you can play with outside.

SOJC · 2008-11-25, 20:12

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Originally Posted by Xvoki

4. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants.

I heard (coincidentally today) that it was only in a policeman's helmet that she could do that in...

The number of things our lecturers come out with, it's unbelievable...
Strangely enough, the only thing I can think of is 'Imagine I'm a planet...'

I also heard that in Denmark(I think it's Denmark) pedestrians do not have the right of way anywhere, not even on Pelican crossings...
And in Iran, I heard that you only stop at a set of traffic lights if there's a policeman there with a high powered rifle

And then there's newspaper headlines such as:
'Man sentenced to 18 months in Violin Case'
'Iraqi head seeks arms'
'Painting found by tree'
'Tornado rips through cemetery, hundreds dead'

Orchunter226 · 2008-11-25, 20:22

Once had a friend say, "I don't like alcohol, it makes you someone you're not." I always wanted to be someone else, I drink until this happens.

My roommate TRULY BELIEVES that there are giant stone men that live under the crust of the earth. He once said, "I think earthquakes are those men banging on the crust." I didn't even know what to say.

Also, my favorite, "Bananas are proof there is a god." Or something along those lines.

WanderingKnight · 2008-11-25, 20:50

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Also, my favorite, "Bananas are proof there is a god." Or something along those lines.

The Atheists' Nightmare! BOM BOM BOOOOOOOM

GuidoHunter_Toki · 2008-11-25, 21:25

Yes the banana proves an intelligent designer: Man

It's all from about 8000 years of cultivation and artificial selection.

Epyon9283 · 2008-11-25, 21:58

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Originally Posted by WanderingKnight

The Atheists' Nightmare! BOM BOM BOOOOOOOM

Kirk Cameron really turned into a nutjob.

LeoXiao · 2008-11-25, 22:12

According to Wikipedia George Bush said that Russia should follow the democratic model of Iraq. That's epic fail if you ask me.

Echoes · 2008-11-25, 22:58

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Originally Posted by WanderingKnight

The Atheists' Nightmare! BOM BOM BOOOOOOOM

Haha, just about everything that comes out of the mouth of either of those two would be great candidates for the title of "most ridiculous."

Tremble and behold the Crocoduck, the scourge of evolution!

2008-11-23, 18:20	Link #142
OutSmart Comic Relief Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Portugal Age: 33	lmao! ^^ The most stupid thing I ever saw was a class mate of mine being the most dumb person ever. The starting question, and by far the easiest and most stupid one I've ever seen, of a Physics mid term test was "If the period of a satellite moving around the earth is 12 hours, how many "laps" (dunno how to say it in english well) does it make in one day?" She answered something like 1147!!! ( I know it was 1XXX and had a 4 and a 7 somewhere but I'm not sure if it was 1147) SHE used about a half of an A4 page with calculations!! anyway, HOW FREKIN DUMB IS THAT? this coming from an 11th grade student, although the dumbest in the class, but god!! __________________

2008-11-23, 19:39	Link #144
Frailty Constellation Graphic Designer Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pearl of the Orient Seas Age: 31	"you are unique just like everyone else" then I heard this from a friend 2 buildings... left side is a burned down factory and in the right side is a fire station __________________

2008-11-23, 19:53	Link #146
Evil Rick Black Dragon Graphic Designer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...	I just read these on the news of my country (Mexico) In an airport of Mexico, there is a 32 years old Japanese man who refuses to leave the airport, he has been there since September, he canot even speak Spanish, but, acording to a traductor who had an interview with him, the guys find so nice and confortable the airport, that he has decided to stay there, yes, as you heared, the guy has no family, no friends, he bought his ticket from Tokio to Mexico and when he arrived, he just wanted to stay on the Mexican airport because he finds it "A nice place" Plus, because the airport is a puplic space and that the Japanese guy has all his papers in order, the police can't do anything When I just heared this, I said "You have to be kidding!" But no, it's true __________________

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GuidoHunter_Toki Wiggle Your Big Toe Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Milwaukee Age: 33	The PSP commercial saying at the end. PSP. A nut you can play with outside. __________________ I'm an aspiring voice actor, why not check out some of my stuff

2008-11-25, 21:25	Link #157
GuidoHunter_Toki Wiggle Your Big Toe Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Milwaukee Age: 33	Yes the banana proves an intelligent designer: Man It's all from about 8000 years of cultivation and artificial selection. __________________ I'm an aspiring voice actor, why not check out some of my stuff

2008-11-23, 18:06	Link #141
LaceNFrills Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008	I heard from a classmate that in Texas ( or somewhere in America) that if the government caught you committing suicide, you're going to be sentence to death. lol.

2008-11-23, 20:17	Link #147
GreatTeacherKen Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: California	Someone posted this on the Silly/Odd News thread, but this article definitely deserves to be here: http://http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3212596/You-cannot-sue-God...-he-has-no-known-address.html I wonder how God feels about this.

2008-11-24, 02:34	Link #150
rokoloco Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: I live in the real world.... New York!	the most ridiculous thing I ever hear was ... if you have hip up you rub a penny in your forehead it make it go away.

2008-11-24, 16:06	Link #151
Wing Zero Sleepy Head zzzz..... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: London, England Age: 34	I was watching a dog owner getting angry at his own dog as it wasn't coming back to the master. The dog owner got so angry he shouted angrily. "IF YOU DON't COME NOW, YOU WILL WALK HOME!" I just burst out laughing and the owner realised what he said.

2008-11-25, 13:42	Link #152
pepper_begs Member Join Date: Dec 2005	I heard a lady on the BBC (an American lady) opine that Mr. Obama was a Muslim and a terrorist. He was raised in Indonesia don't you know.

2008-11-25, 20:22	Link #155
Orchunter226 Is rather bored... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida USA Age: 36	Once had a friend say, "I don't like alcohol, it makes you someone you're not." I always wanted to be someone else, I drink until this happens. My roommate TRULY BELIEVES that there are giant stone men that live under the crust of the earth. He once said, "I think earthquakes are those men banging on the crust." I didn't even know what to say. Also, my favorite, "Bananas are proof there is a god." Or something along those lines.

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