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Ridwan · 2013-02-12, 03:25

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

I wouldn't even want to bother dating a girl who doesn't know anything about otaku culture. Then again, I will not date a fujoshi too.

I feel bad now :<

Sumeragi · 2013-02-12, 03:30

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

It will all come to pass bro. I am guessing that it is that time of the month.

Incorrect. You're betting close to my blade, S-chan.

SilverSyko · 2013-02-12, 03:32

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

0_< Kira~☆ !

Oh. Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Okay I see.

You're hitting on me right?

Thanks but I don't swing that way.

kenjiharima · 2013-02-12, 04:27

Agreed Boobs are not FAT

RRW · 2013-02-12, 05:32

SaintessHeart · 2013-02-12, 05:33

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Erm, yeah about that... This whole thing might have been inadvertently started by me...

Stop it. Now.

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Incorrect. You're betting close to my blade, S-chan.

*cuddles Nadeko*

Yeah?

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

0_< Kira~☆ !

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Originally Posted by SilverSyko

Oh. Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Okay I see.

You're hitting on me right?

Thanks but I don't swing that way.

Please tell me you are straight.

Ridwan · 2013-02-12, 05:50

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Please tell me you are straight.

0_< Kira~☆ !

Chaos2Frozen · 2013-02-12, 05:58

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Stop it. Now.

I couldn't even if I wanted to, and I dont.

Its kinda endearing.

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Originally Posted by Ridwan

0_< Kira~☆ !

Oh boy...

RRW · 2013-02-12, 05:59

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Oh boy...

0_< Kira~☆ !

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Originally Posted by Ridwan

0_< Kira~☆ !

0_< Kira~☆ !

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Please tell me you are straight.

0_< Kira~☆ !

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Originally Posted by SilverSyko

Oh. Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Okay I see.
You're hitting on me right?

Thanks but I don't swing that way.

0_< Kira~☆ !

EroKing · 2013-02-12, 07:08

http://imgur.com/gallery/vC2jD

ganbaru · 2013-02-12, 08:44

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

It will all come to pass bro. I am guessing that it is that time of the month.

Now go cook something to cheer her up before we cook you to do so.

Isn't that ''technique'' supposed to work much better with man than woman ?

Cosmic Eagle · 2013-02-12, 09:45

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

The idea of headshots are its "instakill" effect as the bullet impacts upon the brain and immediately gives it a BSOD. Usually the human body would go into hibernation or automatic reboot (yes, our bodies have these systems, it is known medically as "coma" and "waking up"), but with the hardware destroyed, how is it going to reboot or even go into hibernation mode?

The person simply dies on the spot - i.e killed instantly. Any bullet that administers the incapacitation AND sufficient destruction of brain matter is a good round to put into the head. In fact, most bullets are effective at doing so, regardless of caliber because the frontal part of the skull is so hard, plus with the density of brain fluid, the force upon impact is usually enough to put it into a state of shock, or if not, destroy enough brain matter to shut down the rest of the body.

Nope...you only auto perma off the body if you sever the medulla. Hitting the cortex just needlessly prolongs the targets mindless agony and has danger of reflex retaliation.

Mad Pierrot · 2013-02-12, 09:47

Cheap humor.

Harry Potter Uncensored

Oh god.. you are warned to watch this:

RRW · 2013-02-12, 09:56

Sumeragi · 2013-02-12, 10:37

Images

Curiosity Hurts the Dog

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Chaos2Frozen · 2013-02-12, 10:48

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Images

Curiosity Hurts the Dog

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Dont mess with turtles/tortoises

MUAHAHAHAHAHA · 2013-02-12, 13:18

Was listening to a lecture on interpretation and translation in Intercultural Communication class today. My class discussed a number of problems that appear in translations.

From a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis".
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable".
In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid".
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for".
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists".
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:"To move the cabin,push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order".
In a Rhodes tailor shop:"Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation".
In a Bangkok temple:"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man".
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar".
In a Copenhagen airline office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions".
In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personaly passed all the water served here".
On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red better soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;roasted duck let loose;beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion".
In a Zurich Hotel:"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for that purpose".
A sign posted in a German park:"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose".
In a Macao store:"Sorry!Midgets will always be available tomorrow!"
From a brochure from a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger on foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor!"

Kudryavka · 2013-02-12, 13:56

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Originally Posted by MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Was listening to a lecture on interpretation and translation in Intercultural Communication class today. My class discussed a number of problems that appear in translations.

Spoiler for long as hell list:

From a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis".
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable".
In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid".
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for".
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists".
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:"To move the cabin,push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order".
In a Rhodes tailor shop:"Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation".
In a Bangkok temple:"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man".
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar".
In a Copenhagen airline office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions".
In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personaly passed all the water served here".
On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red better soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;roasted duck let loose;beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion".
In a Zurich Hotel:"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for that purpose".
A sign posted in a German park:"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose".
In a Macao store:"Sorry!Midgets will always be available tomorrow!"
From a brochure from a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger on foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor!"

All this and more brought to you by _Google Translate_. Please come again!!

Kotohono · 2013-02-12, 14:47

Spoiler for extra:

Ridwan · 2013-02-12, 17:58

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Originally Posted by MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[*]In a Bangkok temple:"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man".
[*]In a Macao store:"Sorry!Midgets will always be available tomorrow!"

These two are my favorite.

Spoiler for I've got some too:

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kenjiharima Mizore-chan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Moe Land Age: 43	Agreed Boobs are not FAT __________________ Vampire+Sisters

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EroKing Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 38	http://imgur.com/gallery/vC2jD __________________

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Mad Pierrot Corrupted fool Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: I'm everywhere Age: 33	Cheap humor. Harry Potter Uncensored <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/E_Ks1x0bDdo">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Oh god.. you are warned to watch this: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/8FJTK_iNA5s">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA Hail the power of Fujoshi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: hahahahahahahahaha Age: 35	Was listening to a lecture on interpretation and translation in Intercultural Communication class today. My class discussed a number of problems that appear in translations. From a Tokyo Hotel: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis". In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable". In a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid". On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for". In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists". In a Belgrade hotel elevator:"To move the cabin,push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order". In a Rhodes tailor shop:"Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation". In a Bangkok temple:"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man". In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:"Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar". In a Copenhagen airline office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions". In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personaly passed all the water served here". On the menu of a Polish hotel: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red better soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;roasted duck let loose;beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion". In a Zurich Hotel:"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for that purpose". A sign posted in a German park:"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose". In a Macao store:"Sorry!Midgets will always be available tomorrow!" From a brochure from a car rental firm in Tokyo: "When passenger on foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor!" __________________ A politically ignorant person who embraces only hedonism as the main philosophical doctrine. Old stuff but just a reminder that butthurt report form is here to help

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Sumeragi Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dai Korai Teikoku	Images Curiosity Hurts the Dog Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload?