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omega253 · 2013-09-15, 00:19

I'm surprised that you're raging about that instead of me making Kumokawa a closet pervert that wants to jump Touma's bones.

But don't worry! Kreutzev will still have an appearance, despite not being possessed by Gabriel. And this is kind of before Maria would develop any kind of interest in Kamijou.

Mr.Kyon · 2013-09-15, 00:22

Started drafting chapter 1-2. The crackening begins.

tsunade666 · 2013-09-15, 01:18

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Originally Posted by omega253

I'm surprised that you're raging about that instead of me making Kumokawa a closet pervert that wants to jump Touma's bones.

But don't worry! Kreutzev will still have an appearance, despite not being possessed by Gabriel. And this is kind of before Maria would develop any kind of interest in Kamijou.

Serious and Silent types are always dangerous. They always had their own problems

Wait there won't be an angel fall arc? then what will happen in the whole GRS arc? Fiamma only launch that back scheme attack on Kamijou to draw out the cards he needed.

omega253 · 2013-09-15, 01:29

Oh I have plans~.

For one thing, do you really think that God would let a demon roam earth? We have never seen any biblical demons in To Aru and that might be because they get thrown back into hell quickly by an angel that was sent down to earth.

Mr.Kyon · 2013-09-15, 01:53

Forgive me.

Forgive Almighty for I have sinned.

I created a monster crack pairing beyond anything imaginable.

omega253 · 2013-09-15, 02:10

What is the pairing? I must know what you have done!

The crack pairing must be reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cracky if you are begging forgiveness~.

Please let me know?

demino_hellsin · 2013-09-15, 03:21

Marian slingeneyer and Touma.

Do it.

omega253 · 2013-09-15, 03:35

Are you talking to me or Kyon? Because my mind is occupied with four chief pairings all involving Touma.

Touma x Kumokawa

Touma x Carissa

Touma x Kanzaki

Touma x Othinus

That last pairing makes me want to do a snippet so freaking bad. Maybe later.

demino_hellsin · 2013-09-15, 03:42

Anyone really. NTR the dead *facedesk*

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Spoiler for saint and sinner:

Kira477 · 2013-09-15, 08:21

On the topic of crack... here's my attempt at one. I haven't written like that for ages, so pardon me if its lame.

Spoiler:

Mr.Kyon · 2013-09-15, 09:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by omega253

Are you talking to me or Kyon? Because my mind is occupied with four chief pairings all involving Touma.

Touma x Kumokawa

Touma x Carissa

Touma x Kanzaki

Touma x Othinus

That last pairing makes me want to do a snippet so freaking bad. Maybe later.

You're not going to guess it. Just saying.

AND DAMNIT WHY ISN'T MY PM BOX FILLED WITH THE BEGGING OF THE PLEBIANS!

Edit: You know, being Othinus must suck in bed. She can't do anything without her limbs probably falling off. She must be like completely passive without a word. Awkwardddd.

Edit 2: WHAT'S THIS?! THE SIGNAL WORKED! THE LAST MEMBER OF CRS HAS RISEN AGAIN!

demino_hellsin · 2013-09-15, 09:53

I like those odds.

Witched · 2013-09-15, 10:47

Makes me wonder how would a character who can manipulate force fares in this universe.

Mr.Kyon · 2013-09-15, 12:41

“I am the Ink of my Stylus
Crack is my Body and Tiger is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Fictions
Unknown to Subtlety,
Nor known to Sobriety.
Have withstood Block to create many Stories
Yet my Holy Crack will run out Eventually.
So, as I Write--
Unlimited Crack Works”

rubix22 · 2013-09-15, 12:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

WHAT'S THIS?! THE SIGNAL WORKED! THE LAST MEMBER OF CRS HAS RISEN AGAIN!

Eh? Signal? Rise again? Don't really understand all that, but thanks I guess.

Mr.Kyon · 2013-09-15, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubix22

Eh? Signal? Rise again? Don't really understand all that, but thanks I guess.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

*Lights up the Crack Signal in the night sky, calling forth CRS--Crack's Right Seat*

It's fate I tell you. A cosmic alignment has occurred! The only thing missing is for Chaos to write a fanfic draft with not a single mistake with verb tenses and the Second Coming will trigger!

MrTerrorist · 2013-09-15, 12:56

Hi i was wonde- (Notices how much crack is spreading around)

Uhhhh..... I think i'll leave before i can discuss an idea i have. (Quickly leaves!)

silverexorcist · 2013-09-15, 12:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

“I am the Ink of my Stylus
Crack is my Body and Tiger is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Fictions
Unknown to Subtlety,
Nor known to Sobriety.
Have withstood Block to create many Stories
Yet my Holy Crack will run out Eventually.
So, as I Write--
Unlimited Crack Works”

Heh. I get it. It's like the chant for Unlimited Blade Works but parodied to make your point

Hehe...heheheh...*cough cough*

*ahem* In any case, I posted the latest chapter of A Certain Disastrous Investigation after a little revision. I think I'm leading up to something that will break from canon more than I would like, but I'll just cross that bridge when I get there; for procrastination is the religious dogma for all.

rubix22 · 2013-09-15, 13:06

Right then. All these coincidences aside...

I originally needed help finding a proper 300x450 picture for the new SS I'm doing. Anyone want to point me in the right direction?

EDIT:

Spoiler for SS Pics:

Ilidsor · 2013-09-15, 13:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

“I am the Ink of my Stylus
Crack is my Body and Tiger is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Fictions
Unknown to Subtlety,
Nor known to Sobriety.
Have withstood Block to create many Stories
Yet my Holy Crack will run out Eventually.
So, as I Write--
Unlimited Crack Works”

Huh, that actually didn't have that much crack in it. It just seems like a good idea. I don't know if I should be happy or sad

Also a new Super SS fic? For the endymion movie? Am I in heaven?

2013-09-15, 00:19	Link #4941
omega253 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013	I'm surprised that you're raging about that instead of me making Kumokawa a closet pervert that wants to jump Touma's bones. But don't worry! Kreutzev will still have an appearance, despite not being possessed by Gabriel. And this is kind of before Maria would develop any kind of interest in Kamijou. __________________

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Mr.Kyon I crack you up Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 30	Started drafting chapter 1-2. The crackening begins. __________________ *The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.* *Believer of the Great Sumeragi.* One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth. "Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.

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omega253 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013	Oh I have plans~. For one thing, do you really think that God would let a demon roam earth? We have never seen any biblical demons in To Aru and that might be because they get thrown back into hell quickly by an angel that was sent down to earth. __________________

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Mr.Kyon I crack you up Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 30	Forgive me. Forgive Almighty for I have sinned. I created a monster crack pairing beyond anything imaginable. __________________ *The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.* *Believer of the Great Sumeragi.* One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth. "Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.

2013-09-15, 02:10	Link #4946
omega253 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013	What is the pairing? I must know what you have done! The crack pairing must be reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy cracky if you are begging forgiveness~. Please let me know? __________________

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demino_hellsin That one guy Join Date: Nov 2011	Marian slingeneyer and Touma. Do it.

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omega253 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013	Are you talking to me or Kyon? Because my mind is occupied with four chief pairings all involving Touma. Touma x Kumokawa Touma x Carissa Touma x Kanzaki Touma x Othinus That last pairing makes me want to do a snippet so freaking bad. Maybe later. __________________

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demino_hellsin That one guy Join Date: Nov 2011	Anyone really. NTR the dead facedesk ---------- Spoiler for saint and sinner: No matter how one looked at it, there was no way for this to end well. Looking around, Touma surmised that no hero was going to come in and stop two hot- VOLATILE woman from going at each oth- KILLING each other. So in the end he had to get in between them and make them beha- GET ALONG. Ugh... Touma held his head in his hand. Those two women will be the death of him, either by beating or cardiac arrest he would never know. Pa! Pa! The sound of crisp claps pierced through the musty vintage air. "Alright you two. Break it up!" The two dangerous women in the middle of the shop turned to the person who dared disturb their showdown. But it wasn't Kamijou. "Come on now we haven't got all day!", the dainty voice of a young woman resonated with an odd authoritative squeak. Touma and the jeans shop owner had just notice the new arrival. Either her entrance was that of a professional assassin or her presence was just that weak as none had heard the bell ring. The males preferred to imagine that the two women standing almost bust to bust was holding their attention too much to care for anything else. That is not to say the rather lacking bust of the newcomer was the reason they didn't notice her, definitely not. "Miss tour guide!", Kamijou exclaimed in surprise. "Oh God.", the jeans shop owner curled up into a stressed heap. A pout swelled up in the mousy woman's cheeks, emphasizing the youthful girlishness in her features. "Just what do you mean by that?", she cried indignantly. The jeans shop owner remained slumped over for a few minutes before groaning out in defeat, " You have a job right?" Miss tour guide harumphed indignantly, "Why yes we do have a job for which we have to leave for immediately. Necessarius has called for the saint Kanzaki Kaori and sinner Orianna Thompson to collect a newly found saint in Germany. It seems the saint's powers are still unstable from the observations made by headquarters. The upper echelons are afraid that this saint may be taken advantage of by other magic cabals. The team of Kanzaki and Thompson has been decided on basis that the former is a saint and stands a chance to empathize while the latter has experience in tracking." Hearing those words, jeans owner shot up. His face nearly split from the grin stretching ear to ear. "Does that mean what I think it means?", the man looked like he was about to cry tears of joy. Touma himself still confused concluded only one thing. He turned to his companion, "So does this mean you can't come home for dinner?". The saint looked away, "Sorry. I promise we'll have a homecooked meal when we get back." "Then all I can say is good luck and be careful." ... "Dwah!" Kamijou stumbled back when he noticed the face of the blonde bombshell, Orianna Thompson's face was a bit too close to his own. She was staring at him in an annoyed accusing manner which made him feel uneasy. "Wh-What!?", he asked as an unknown pressure pressed down on him. "It's just...", Orianna began, "What was with that mood!?". The grown woman demanded with a pout and fists akimbo. The way she acted was so childish contrating with the way she dressed and looked was so adult, Kamijou felt a blush go on his face as he wondered wether this was the gap moe that was all the rage back in japan. "Anyway boy.", the sinner pointed at the normal high school boy. "You seem to be misunderstanding something. When we said we, we meant us and by us, we mean everyone." "Um... What?" The elder woman just sighed, "It means you're coming with us!" "Oh... Wait... WHAAAAAAAT!?" "Orianna, that's not part of the mission terms!" "Is that so saint?", the sly woman turned to miss tour guide who quickly understood what was being asked of her. "Other than miss Kanzaki, miss Thompson and myself, additional staff may be recruited as seen fit by each member of the initial members.", she recited like she had memorized it by heart. "So long as they are members of necessarius, active or former.", Kanzaki added with a cluck of her tongue. "Or if they are listed as Necessarius' civilian collaborators.",Orianna finished the statement. "Boy here may not be a Necessarius member seeing as he failed the exam, but I remember he volunteered to be a collaborator for a certain someone's sake isn't that right?". "I-it wasn't a-a-nything like that! Stop making stuff up!" Kanzaki was sputtering intelligible words while Thompson was soaking up her victory, playing with a curled lock of hair with her fingers. "So it isn't anything special right? There's no problem if I ask him to protect me then right? Just like how you're recruiting that old man to be your tracker." "WHAT!? The shouts of both males in the dinky shop echoed each other's shock. Both though were for very different reasons. Kamijou supposed there wasn't anything that he was losing in this. He agreed to work as a collaborator so that his abilities could be of use to people who needed them. Even if it was small, he wanted to be of help if he could. Ofcourse he wanted to protect Kanzaki, but that wasn't the sole reason for signing up. To protect people was why he joined, but to be suddenly drafted out lke this... "I'm still against this. Touma is just a normal highschool boy. The difference between we who passed the necessarius entrance test and he who didn't show how big the gap is!" "So you've no faith in his abilities just as you don't believe in mine?", came the sinner's challenge to the saint. Last edited by demino_hellsin; 2013-09-15 at 10:33.

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Kira477 おれ最強だぜ～ Join Date: May 2013	On the topic of crack... here's my attempt at one. I haven't written like that for ages, so pardon me if its lame. Spoiler: Inside the Windowless Building, there is a man (or female, or transsexual) floating upside down in a tube filled with translucent red liquid. He was Aielster Crowley. "The world is in danger. We need the power of the five Rangers to stop the forces of evil." Alpha 5, a robot with a flying saucer as its head nodded. "We're counting on you, Red Ranger. You have to find the four other chosen ones." Fiamma said, "Of course. We have to stop the evil overlord Kamijou Touma from taking control of every single girl in the world. His harem is increasing at a dangerous rate as we speak." As the chosen Red Ranger tasked to save the world, he swore he would find the remaining four Ranger in order to defeat Touma. --- Fiamma found himself inside a three-room apartment with Accelerator, Last Order and Misaka Worst. "... As I was saying, you're the chosen ones that will defeat the evil looming upon us!" "What bullshit is this?" Accelerator spat as he sat on a sofa looking unamused. "Yahoo! Misaka is the Blue Ranger, says Misaka as Misaka shows off her martial skills by throwing a fist or two." "Get out of my fucking house." Accelerator said. Misaka Worst cut in, "Technically, it's Yomikawa's house. But seriously, why am I the fucking Pink Ranger? I would love to be the Black Ranger. Can't you see from my evil expression that I'm the symbol of evil? I belong to the darkness, not in a fluffy pink castle as a sweet, young princess." "Females cannot be the Black Ranger. It's the rule." Misaka Worst grabbed Accelerator's modern cane and gave Fiamma's crotch a good whack with it. "That's for discriminating against females. Why can't females be evil? Just because Hilter's a man doesn't mean that females can't be as evil as him." "I've had enough. If you don't get out of my house in 3 seconds, I'll fucking get you out of my house." Accelerator. "You don't understand! If Kamijou Touma takes over every single female in the world, we men will have no more girlfriends and sex buddies! We have to stop him! Why can't you understand this simple fact?!" Fiamma said as he grabbed his crotch in pain. Accelerator sighed, "I think you need to fucking see the doctor. Isn't Kamijou just a normal high school boy whose acts like a fucking hero all the ti-" A loud roar shattered the windows, and Touma levitated into the apartment through the shattered windows with both Levinia and Misaki in both hands as they kept on muttering Touma's name with a mesmerzied look as if they were in Paradise. "Time to add brown to my collection." Accelerator flipped the switch without hesitation. It seems as though the crazy Fiamma was right. Just the fact that Touma was floating was enough proof that the Touma he knew and this Touma in front of him was different. He had to protect Last Order and Misaka Worst from ending up just like the two blondes in Touma's hand. And so, the battle between the White Ranger (Accelerator) and the evil overlord (Touma) begins.

2013-09-15, 09:53	Link #4952
demino_hellsin That one guy Join Date: Nov 2011	I like those odds.

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Witched Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011	Makes me wonder how would a character who can manipulate force fares in this universe.

2013-09-15, 12:41	Link #4954
Mr.Kyon I crack you up Join Date: Dec 2010 Age: 30	“I am the Ink of my Stylus Crack is my Body and Tiger is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Fictions Unknown to Subtlety, Nor known to Sobriety. Have withstood Block to create many Stories Yet my Holy Crack will run out Eventually. So, as I Write-- Unlimited Crack Works” __________________ *The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.* *Believer of the Great Sumeragi.* One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth. "Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.

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MrTerrorist Takao Tsundere Cruiser Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Classified	Hi i was wonde- (Notices how much crack is spreading around) Uhhhh..... I think i'll leave before i can discuss an idea i have. (Quickly leaves!) __________________

2013-09-15, 13:06	Link #4959
rubix22 On Cleaning Duty Join Date: Jun 2011	Right then. All these coincidences aside... I originally needed help finding a proper 300x450 picture for the new SS I'm doing. Anyone want to point me in the right direction? EDIT: Spoiler for SS Pics: I would have gone with some more of Nobuchi's sketches like But since this is Endymion specific and he hasn't drawn any Endymion characters, I'm at a loss here. __________________